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Come on down!

Seriously, Remington and Colt, if you’re finally fed up with paying taxes and taking heat from the governments of the northeastern states, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be hard to get support from Kentucky Governor Beshear for you to set up shop in the Bluegrass.

Here’s the DaddyBear incentive package

  • Homemade banana bread for your staff meetings for a month.
  • Free access to a blogger who loves to test guns, especially ones that make a big bang.
  • Weekend tours of bourbon distilleries, along with tastings.
  • An escort to the semi-annual machine gun shoots at Knob Creek.  You know that walking around with a tee-shirt that says “I brought gun jobs to Kentucky” will make you popular with that crowd.
  • Free access to a blogger who loves to test guns, especially ones that shoot bullets.
  • Unlimited access to two lazy hound dogs and a psychotic Siamese for when you just need something to pet.
  • Occasional lunches at one of the many barbecue restaurants that are liberally sprinkled across the state.
  • Did I mention that there might be a blogger in Kentucky who really likes to test guns?

I will await y’all’s decision.  Contact info is on the right!

30 Days of Abraham Lincoln – Day 25

It’s my experience that folks who have no vices have generally very few virtues. — 1862

My Take – If you can’t handle the parts of your life that you enjoy but aren’t exactly healthy for you, I fail to see how you can handle the parts of your life that are good for you but you don’t enjoy.  Life needs to be enjoyed, not endured.  The people I know who are in awesome physical shape, never drink, or smoke, or eat bacon, and seem to be trying to live forever are some of the most boring people I know.

Thoughts on the Day

  • Apparently it would be considered a bad thing if I was to cause a wide bodied jet to tip back on its tail during loading.
  • Someone must be putting jackass pills in the water here in Louisville.  Luckily for me, I have only been drinking water that comes out of a diet cola bottle or has gone through a coffee filter.
  • Going to a pizza buffet for lunch before trying to sit though a rather dry lecture on loading airplanes properly might not have been my most intelligent decision ever.
  • Ladies, if you have the good manners to not have loud discussions about the inner workings of your body on a speaker phone, I thank you.
  • Dangerous question of the day – “Honey, did you know my company flies to Hawaii and Guam and I might be able to work on one of those flights?”
    • For those of you counting, I’m down to three lives.
  • While driving home from work tonight, a fire truck whizzed past me on the freeway, lights blazing and siren wailing.  A few minutes later I passed it on the shoulder.  It had all its hoses out, the ladder was deployed, and they were working on rolling up the hoses.  No evidence of a fire.  I have no idea what was going on, but my gut tells me it was pretty cool.
  • Apparently “I’m in a class for the next few days, but I’ll check email and voicemail when I can” isn’t a big enough hint for some people.
  • Whoever signed me up for a series of catalogs with $100 Halloween costumes for children, I will find you.
  • I’ve had early ’80’s synth pop super groups running through my head all day.  Not sure which elder god I displeased, but I’m about ready to start sacrificing bulls to make it stop.

Here we go again

The Gulf Coast is bracing for the arrival of Hurricane Isaac, almost 7 years to the day after Hurricane Katrina caused massive destruction across a wide swath of coastline.  While Isaac is projected to be Category 2 when it makes landfall, while Katrina was a Category 5 storm, there’s no such thing as a mild hurricane.  Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi as they either hunker down or head inland.

But let me say this to our friends in New Orleans:

Y’all better be prepared for this.  Last time, we watched as a major American city turned into a third world disaster zone because of decades of incompetence and corruption.  Our president was skewered because he chose to follow the law and didn’t immediately rush in federal aid and troops because the governor of Louisiana had better things to do than to request them like she was supposed to.  We all gave of our time, treasure, and prayers for the rescue and recovery of New Orleans, while a large number of her residents found a semi-dry place to sit and complain to NBC that no-one was helping them.  We then watched as the regime that not only messed up New Orleans before the storm, but also abandoned it so that they could get a shower before holding news conferences to whine that the rest of us weren’t doing enough, was re-elected by the people they betrayed.

This time, you’ve had 7 years to get your act together.  If y’all haven’t improved the pumping stations, levies, shelters, and evacuation systems, it’s on you.  We will provide help to the truly helpless, but the rest of you are on your own.

Take care, stay dry, and pray that you’re ready for this, because for some of you, this may be the first time in your life you’ve been forced to stand on your own two feet.

30 Days of Abraham Lincoln – Day 24

In relation to the principle that all men are created equal, let it be as nearly reached as we can. If we cannot give freedom to every creature, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other creature. — 1858

My Take – You can’t help everyone.  There is a finite amount of time, effort, treasure, sweat, and blood that can be expended on any goal, no matter how noble or important.  But the only way to optimize the use of those resources is to make sure that you aren’t doing something that makes the job harder, or worse, reverses any gains.

News Roundup

  • From the “Cutbacks” Department – The city of Camden, New Jersey, is planning to dissolve its police department and pass the responsibility to enforce the law to a new organization in its county police department. The object of all this is to bring down costs by breaking up the unionized police force and moving to a non-union solution. Of course, the police union is screaming about public safety. It should be noted that Camden isn’t a small town that is laying off a couple of officers in favor of patrols by the county sheriff and his deputies. Camden is a city of almost 80,000 people, with a high crime rate, and a police force of 460 officers. About half of those are expected to be incorporated into the new department of the county police. Since New Jersey is one of those states that believes that a disarmed citizenry is a happy citizenry, self-help when some hooligan and his chums decide to redistribute the wealth they find in your living room at 3 AM is a tad more difficult. This one is still developing, and I’m sure there will be much rending of hair and gnashing of teeth in the press and courts over this. I am interested in seeing if this actually happens, what happens to crime rates if it does, and if the citizens of Camden finally have enough and start taking back their rights to self-defense and self-policing.
  • From the “Only Ones” Department – The other day, a man in New York used a pistol to murder a former co-worker he blamed for his unemployment. NYPD responded, as can be expected. When the alleged assailant pointed his gun at them, they shot and killed him, as also can be expected. 16 shots were fired by two officers in the space of a few seconds. News reports are not saying how many hit the man, but 9 of them hit other people who were not the intended target. Fox is reporting that the officers were almost close enough to the man to shake his hand, which is point-blank range to me, and they still missed at least 9 times. Unless the majority of those 9 bullets that hit bystanders went through the guy they were targeting, I think NYPD needs to find a bit of money in the budget to get some of its patrolmen to the range. It’s just a matter of dumb luck that none of the injuries received from mis-directed police gunfire were fatal.
  • From the “Prudent Step” Department – The Republican national convention is being delayed for a day or two so that authorities in Florida can concentrate on the effects of Hurricane Isaac, which is expected to blow through the area in a couple of days. In related news, the Democratic convention in Charlestown is being delayed a day or two so that Vice-President Biden can blow through town and not do further damage to his party by speaking on national television.
  • From the “Child Labor” Department – A recent study of 1000 American families found that 61% give a weekly allowance to their children and that the average allowance is $65 a week month per child. Personally, I’m shocked. My personal allowance for incidentals and entertainment is less than that, and I have a job. Girlie Bear and Little Bear each get $20 a month, but they both do chores. The only extra money they get is for baby-sitting Boo, and that’s not very often. What exactly are these kids doing with $65 a week month? This just might explain Katie Perry and Justin Bieber along with the long lines of pubescent twerps ordering sugary milk drinks with a dollop of coffee in them when I’m trying to get my morning caffeine fix.

30 Days of Abraham Lincoln – Day 23

Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties. And not to Democrats alone do I make this appeal, but to all who love these great and true principles. — 1856

My Take – The Constitution does indeed change, but it does so slowly and deliberately by design.  When we bend and twist what is already in it in order to avoid having to change it, the fabric of our nation is torn.  The document is a limiting factor to the government, and an enabling factor to the citizens, not the other way around.  If something is indeed the right thing to do and will improve our country, then it is worth the time to amend the Constitution.  If it is not, then no amount of weasel words, spin, or downright untruth will make what you want to do constitutional.  In other words, if you chafe at the limits set by the Constitution and aren’t willing to do the right thing either by following those limitations or getting our permission to amend the Constitution, then you shouldn’t hold office of any kind.

For as long as I can remember, the country has been in a state of crisis.  We must do such and such NOW or the seas will rise, the mountains will crumble, and darkness will fall upon the land.  It has gotten so bad that legislators who want to actually read and understand legislation that will fundamentally change some aspect of our country are belittled and accused of dragging their feet.  Maybe dragging their feet would be a good thing.  If all laws must be passed in a hurry, with no thought to what they will actually do, then there is no way to know if they will fit within the framework of the Constitution.  Leaving it to the courts to decide when you know that the law is probably unconstitutional, or worse, don’t know one way or the other, is irresponsible and reprehensible.

Both parties have been guilty of this in the last decade alone.  The Republicans used the attacks of 9/11 to push through the Patriot Act, which pretty much amounted to a shopping list of powers provided by the law enforcement and intelligence services.  Over the past 10 years, it has been used with increasing frequency to investigate and intimidate citizens with no connection to terrorism.  The GOP has also been the strongest bastion of the drug warriors, who have used the fear of narcotics to create a situation in which ordinary Americans are treated more harshly than we treat the actual drug smugglers. Seriously, are police departments sending in SWAT teams to arrest actual dangerous gangsters and shooting their dogs with the frequency they are doing it to the rest of us?  In both cases, the Fourth Amendment has been shredded to being almost meaningless.

The Democrats have used public uproar over crimes committed with guns to pass gun legislation, both at the national and state level, that walks all over the Second Amendment.  Only by luck was the 1994 federal assault weapons ban sunsetted into oblivion.  How easy would it have been to not include that clause in the bill, or for President Gore to get it renewed in 2004?

The Dem’s also take a hit on this for the way that the economic bailouts of 2009 and 2010 were handed out.  If your organization or business was part of their constituency or donor pool, like UAW represented auto workers, you were taken care of.  If you fell outside of those two groups, like non-unionized auto workers, you were left out to twist in the wind.  If your ‘green energy’ snake oil needed a shot in the arm, all it took was a few strategic donations and your future was assured.  So much for equal protection under the law.  And now, I’m not saying that all companies in trouble should have received cash from Uncle Sugar. What I’m saying is that no companies should have received our money, and that the way it was distributed was unfair to the point of ridiculousness.

Both parties regularly blow their noses with the Constitution.  To me, the only difference is that they wipe with different pieces.  I know it’s been going on since about 30 seconds after the ink dried in 1789, but how much longer can the nation take this?  How long before even lip service isn’t given to the Constitution, and we truly fall into either chaos or a police state?   Remember, all it takes is one generation of Americans to lose interest, and our light that shines as a beacon to the entire world will be snuffed.

Today’s Earworm

This has been going through my head ever since Irish Woman asked if I was ever going to get rid of all that junk I have out in the garage.  Of course, in this case, I’m the big dummy, and if I ever call her Esther, they won’t be able to identify me with dental records.

 

One small step

Neil Armstrong
August 5, 1930 to August 25, 2012

Thank you for so many small steps that led us to giant leaps.

Today’s Earworm

Language Warning on this one.  And yeah, they’re not going to get me into a home.  I’m going to be that kindly old gentleman who sits on his porch in his rocking chair with a hound dog and a pump shotgun.