Unless you can name your favorite and least favorite MRE varieties and articulate exactly why you hold those opinions, maybe you should sit out the latest kerfuffle over special meals being purchased for deployed/deploying servicemembers.

I have vivid memories of how good a cheeseburger made on a grill that hadn’t been cleaned since the Tet Offensive tasted after several months eating food from plastic, mylar, and aluminum containers.

I’m not going to begrudge surf and turf served to those going into harm’s way.

And for the record:

Favorite – Chicken ala King, hot or cold, because it was easy to jazz up with Mrs. Dash or Tabasco. Runner up was the Pork and Rice in Barbecue Sauce, but that had to be heated up.

Least favorite – Omelet with Ham, because nothing could be done to make that abomination palatable. Ate a lot of these, because leaders eat last and that was usually the last one in the box.

The Marines got this.

We got Dave Matthews whining about a breakup.

There is no justice in this world this side of the grave.

Citation

Chief Warrant Officer Five Eric A. Slover distinguished himself by conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity, above and beyond the call of duty, on January 3, 2026, during a mission in Venezuela, in support of Operation Absolute Resolve. Chief Warrant Officer Five Slover piloted his MH-47 as the lead aircraft of the operation, tasked with executing a highly complex infiltration through hostile Integrated Air Defense Systems to safely deliver military forces. During ingress, Chief Warrant Officer Five Slover skillfully led the helicopter force through a dense jungle valley in a mountainous region, navigating marginal weather conditions, numerous topographical hazards, and near insurmountable surface to air threats. Upon touching down at the designated landing zone, Chief Warrant Officer Five Slover’s aircraft was immediately engaged by multiple machine gun positions at close range. The hostile fire resulted in 15 armor-piercing rounds entering his cockpit, with four rounds striking his leg. Despite the intense and effective enemy fire, and at great personal risk, Chief Warrant Officer Five Slover maintained his situational awareness and aircraft’s position in the line of fire to ensure the safe infiltration of the military forces. After the force disembarked, and despite suffering significant life-threatening injuries, Chief Warrant Officer Five Slover identified hostile heavy machine gun positions that were engaging his aircraft and targeting the ground forces. He maneuvered his aircraft to enable his door gunner to deliver effective fire, successfully neutralizing the threats. Chief Warrant Officer Five Slover’s heroic actions undoubtedly saved countless American lives and ensured the complete and overwhelming success of the mission. His gallantry under fire and extraordinary valor are in keeping with the highest traditions of military service and reflect great credit upon himself and the United States Army.