This is kind of how we ended up with Derby, the little black dog. But instead of two little girls giving the dog a bath and asking to keep it, the mother in our household was right in there with the kids, giving the father the sad eyes routine.
This Looks Familiar
Posted by daddybear71 on February 10, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/10/this-looks-familiar/
Confessions
It has just been announced the Brian Williams, anchorman of NBC’s Nightly News program, has been suspended without pay for six months. It would seem that Mr. Williams may have… exaggerated a tad when he discussed such things as his exploits in Iraq in 2003 or New Orleans in 2005.
I would crow a bit about this, but I can’t. Yes, a liberal shill has been pulled down from his alabaster pedestal and publicly shamed, but to be honest, there but for the grace of God go I.
You see, I have some confessions to make, and I hope that you all will forgive me.
Deep breath.
Here goes.
- I was not Custer’s S-2.
- I did not help build the Mayflower, nor did they make me row on the way over.
- I do not have three combat jump stars on my jump wings. In fact, I don’t even have jump wings.
- I never went down to the crossroads to learn how to play the guitar.
- My role in the burning and sacking of Lindesfarne might have been exaggerated in later reports.
- I do not have a license to kill. I do not even have a license to annoy.
- I never killed a man just to watch him die.
- I do not have a dream. Well, actually, I do, but it’s not one I can share in polite company.
- I cannot, actually, bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan.
- I am not the reason we cannot have nice things. Well, not the only reason.
Like I said, I hope you all can forgive me.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 10, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/10/confessions/
Thought for the Day
Posted by daddybear71 on February 8, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/08/thought-for-the-day-224/
Quote of the Day
“The lesson I’ve learned from that experience is that the 1,177 men entombed on the ship right now will never know the love of a wife or the joy of grandchildren,” he said in 2006, when his son, Ted, interviewed him on video at Pearl Habor. “We all have to remember that they did not die in vain.” — Joe Langdell, veteran of the U.S.S. Arizona and Pearl Harbor, who passed away this week.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 8, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/08/quote-of-the-day-152/
Today’s Earworm
This one goes out to Huber’s Winery in beautiful Starlight, Indiana. It also goes out to the adopted grandmother of my children, who gifted me two bottles of their delightful sweet red.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 8, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/08/todays-earworm-607/
Musings
- It’s never a good thing when you look up at the roof of your home and go “Huh, that doesn’t look right.”
- In related news, a new chimney cap can cost anywhere from $30 to $60, and should require about an hour of my time to replace.
- By the way, did you all know that chimney caps are kept in plumbing at Big Box Hardware Store, not with the roofing materials? Also, did you know that Big Box Hardware Store puts plumbing and roofing in opposite corners in their stores? And that you have to pass through or by the expensive kitchen displays you were trying to avoid to get there?
- Boo is lucky that his mother is of Irish descent, not Hispanic, because he had a La Choncla moment this morning.
- However, I am proud to report that he has mastered the manly arts of growling at females, muttering under his breath, and stomping off when corrected.
- Drinking a bottle of red wine before, during, and after dinner makes you appreciate spell check.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 8, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/08/musings-115/
Today’s Earworm
It’s Saturday morning. Make yourself a big bowl of sugary cereal, put on a cup of coffee, and find yourself some cartoons!
Posted by daddybear71 on February 7, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/07/todays-earworm-606/
Audiobook of Minivandians
If you enjoy audiobooks, well, this happened.
The narrator and producer, Adam McLaughlin, did an outstanding job. Honestly, I enjoyed listening to his reading of the book more than I did reading a hard copy. He really brought the characters off of the flat page. Also, all I did was provide the story. He figured out how to make it interesting, did all of the recording, and all of the editing. I can’t say enough about how awesome it’s been to work with him. Adam recently started a blog, so please check it out.
It’s available on Audible now, and will be up on Amazon and iTunes in the next few days. There’s a short excerpt on the Audible page if you’d like to give it a quick listen.
Hope you all enjoy it, and any reviews you can leave at Amazon, Audible, or iTunes would be greatly appreciated!
Posted by daddybear71 on February 6, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/06/audiobook-of-minivandians/
100 Years On – Submarines
How many mistakes can you make, when seen in hindsight, before the world falls in on you? German leadership at the beginning of World War I didn’t think that the British would come into the war. They thought that France would crumble as quickly in 1914 as they did in 1871. They didn’t think that the Russians would be able to bring their armies into the field in time to stop the German juggernaut.
Finally, and fatally, they didn’t think that any of the neutral countries would respond when German U-Boats began sinking their ships. The sinking of American shipping in 1915, 1916, and 1917 was probably the one big casus belli for the United States, a nation that had only recently gotten involved in any overseas conflicts, into the war.
On February 4, 1915, the German government declared a policy of unrestricted submarine warfare against shipping that appeared to be headed for Allied ports. The Germans discarded the gentlemanly practice of forcing a merchantman to stop, allowing the crew and passengers to escape on lifeboats, then sinking or capturing the ship, assuming that it did indeed carry war goods for the opposition. Rather, German captains began to torpedo merchant vessels without warning or inspection.
Was this practice more horrendous than the slowly-tightening noose of blockade that was around the neck of the German populace? That’s debatable, but the British blockade did at least have the effect for which it was designed. German torpedoing of commerce between North America and Europe brought hardship and hunger to the British Isles, but I’ve seen nothing that it ever approached bringing Britain to her knees, and it certainly didn’t shorten the war. It did, however, enrage neutrals like the United States, and eventually brought the reinforcements the Allies desperately needed into the war.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 6, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/06/100-years-on-submarines/
Musings
- The third time I try to be friendly with you and get rebuffed, I fall back on instinct and become a bit of a jerk. For really unfriendly people, I make it a personal goal to have them leave in a worse mood than me.
- I discovered tonight that the easiest way to get excused from watching people on TV knock down walls is to make up detailed back stories of how they make the money needed to knock down walls so that new walls can be built. I give myself bonus points based on how sick and twisted these stories were.
- Vicious circle – When you get your dog a silicone duck toy, it quacks when she bites down on it, she growls and bites it harder, and it quacks again. Lather, rinse, repeat.
- In health news, I gained weight over Christmas, am officially under medical advisement to stop being such a lazy slob, and have already done most of the things my doctor suggested.
- In related news, my doctor didn’t seem to think it was cute when I told her that dying of stubbornness was a good way to go.
- She got her revenge by insisting that I needed a vitamin B12 shot in my rump, with follow-up shots every month until this summer.
- I’ve had “All Along the Watchtower” running through my head all day. I swear I’m not a Cylon.
- Koshka had a rough day.
- She got to spend half an hour in the truck on the way to the vet.
- She got left at the vet all day.
- She got poked, prodded, shaved, and cut on.
- Now, she’s home, resting comfortably, and Girlie Bear is hand feeding her pieces of Italian meatballs.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 5, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/02/05/musings-114/







