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Campaign Slogans

Senator Bernie Sanders announced recently that he is seeking the Democratic Parties nomination for president.  He joins Hillary Clinton, Rand Paul, and others who also seek to become temporary residents of government housing in a depressed metropolitan district.

Just to boost the political signal a bit, here are the slogans for the various campaigns:

  • Bernie Sanders – Hippies of the world unite!  You have nothing to lose except your love beads!
  • Hillary Clinton – Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
  • Rand Paul – I am not my father!  Unless you really like my dad, in which case, wink wink.
  • Jeb Bush – Third Bush is the charm!
  • Martin O’Malley – Hey, I did a great job with Baltimore!
  • Marco Rubio – The Second Coming of Reagan, Without All That Oratory and Junk
  • Ted Cruz – Hey, electing a first term senator worked really well last time!
  • Rick Perry – It’s my turn, dammit!
  • Elizabeth Warren – It’s not really your money, you know that, right?
  • Carly Fiorina – I’ve run a major American company into the ground, and now it’s your turn!
  • Ben Carson – I like guns now. No, really.  Who are you going to believe, me or your lying memory?
  • Donald Trump – If elected, I will drive all the poor people from Washington D.C. and build casinos

And finally, there’s this one:

  • DaddyBear – Bringing heads and pikes together for America!

40 Years On – The Last Casualties

40 years ago today, two young men died when the American embassy in Saigon was shelled.  Corporal Charles McMahon and Lance Corporal Darwin Judge were the last two American ground casualties in South Vietnam.  The final pullout from Saigon happened the next day.  These men joined the ranks of 58,303 men and women who died in the Vietnam War.

Gallons of ink and billions of electrons have been spent trying to criticize or justify the war.  To this day, those who lived through it, those who watched it from the sidelines, and those who look back at its history can debate endlessly about its causes, conduct, and consequences.

But today, we need to remember these two men, along with their brothers and sisters who died there.  Why they were sent and what they did is secondary to remembering that they lived, and died, for all of us.

If you haven’t been to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C., or have not visited the Traveling Vietnam Memorial Wall, you should.  Recently, a friend sent me a link to the Virtual Wall. Browsing the links to the photographs and other data on these men and women, I was humbled.  They come from across the breadth of our nation.  They were the children of privilege and of poverty.  Some could claim a heritage that included pulling an oar on the Mayflower, while others were immigrants.  They came from every race, color, and creed.  They were both draftees and volunteers, recent recruits and veterans.  They were the best that America had to offer, and we honor them by remembering them.

To those of you who served in Vietnam, thank you.

Today’s Earworm

A Poem by Girlie Bear

Girlie Bear was published in her school’s yearly literature and poetry compilation.  We thought we’d pass on her entry.

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Silent Angel

Silent Angel
Weeping and crying
throughout the desolate night.
Although your tears
go virtually unheard,
I know of the pain
your soft glowing halo
has had to bare.
I long to ease and caress your soft, velvety wings
that are now crusted
with the impurities
of your young life.

Oh how I wish
that the listening ears around you
would not be so deaf
that the all-knowing eyes
would not be so blind
to the obvious signs
that are staring them
right in the face
through the eyes of the Silent Angel.

Her cursed wings spread out
to protect he ones she lives.
Everyday, painting on emotions
to hide what is happening
in her dreadful abode.
Everyday I, the plaintive sparrow,
watch the Silent Angel
fly around in an act
she knows how to do
all too well,
while inside
her still fresh wounds
fester in agony
with almost no hope
of ever getting better.

Although seemingly immortal,
what would you think
when she finally does fall
into the depths of Hell?
What have you done
to ease her descent?
Will you be able to
answer to the corpse
of the Silent Angel?

Musings

  • Boo had his second ice skating lesson tonight.  No major falls, and the addition of a spiked bicycle helmet seems to have helped him get over being afraid of getting a concussion.
  • If you ever want to get in touch with the Russian speaking contingent of Louisville, just visit the ice rink on a Monday evening.
  • If you ever want a demonstration of Newtonian physics, watch a small group of 6 and 7 year old boys try to skate close to each other.
  • Of course Irish Woman dropped Girlie Bear off at the YMCA close to the skating rink.  Why wouldn’t she?  In totally unrelated news, it takes approximately 20 minutes to drive from the YMCA close to our home to the one close to the ice rink.
  • If you translate “Irish Woman” into Gaelic, it comes out as “Kwisatz Haderach“.  I did not know that.
  • Irish Woman wants to paint the deck of the side porch a shade of brown to better hide dirt and such.  She officially shot down my proposal to do the whole thing in flat dark earth.

Today’s Earworm

Definitions

  • Temptation – The feeling you get when you go to a sporting goods store and they have a Mauser 98K, a MAS rifle, and a 1965 Winchester Model 94 in excellent condition.
  • Respect – When you decide that you should consult with your spouse before spending hundreds of dollars on what is, to her, a frivolous item.
  • Elation – When she looks at you and says “Sure.  Go ahead.”
  • Disappointment – When you get back to the store, the Mauser is gone, somebody else has picked up the MAS, and the Model 94, which has beautiful furniture and a case hardened receiver, is not $400 like you thought.  It is $800.
  • Intelligence – When you don’t immediately whip your phone out and move the overage over from savings.
  • Hope – The feeling you have when you notice the store offers layaway.
  • Self-Control – When the nice man at the register says that if you get the store credit card, you can take the rifle home that day, yet you still put the gun on layaway.
  • Stupidity – When you are describing the gun to your wife, and you say “It’s an antique.  Heck, it’s older than you.”
  • Forgiveness – When she doesn’t kill you with her brain right then and there.
  • Patience – Waiting 60 days to get your new gun out of the store’s vault.

100 Years On – Gallipoli

When there is no good way through, when going straight forward gets you nowhere, you try to find a way around.  That’s exactly what the Allied powers tried to do in 1915.  In an effort to find a way around the stalemate of the Western Front, the Allied governments tried to force the Bosphorus Straits with a naval fleet in February 1915, but that effort was fruitless.  A plan for a land invasion of the Gallipoli peninsula was hatched.

Hopes to surprise and overwhelm the Ottoman Turks were dashed after initial, but bloody, success on the beaches.  Troops from across the world, including Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, Great Britain, and France, were able to get onto the beaches, but their efforts to punch further inland were stymied by a well-led, motivated Ottoman defense.  Their effort quickly bogged down into the exact type of warfare that the planners wished to escape.

When the last Allied soldier left the beaches in January, 1916, each side had lost almost a quarter of a million men dead, wounded, or captured/missing.  The straits were still closed to Allied shipping, Turkey was still in the war, and the grinding down of human capital in the trenches, mountains, and swamps of the war continued for almost three more years.

While it is humbling to think of the men on those beaches, both invading and defending, it is even more so to think of their continued ability to fight on, to keep going, that strikes me the most.  It is men like these that I point at and say to my sons, “Be that.  Just be like that.”

Then and Now

As a kid, here were my choices for Saturday morning entertainment:

  • Anvils falling on coyotes and a cross-dressing rabbit making life hell for an anal-retentive duck.
  • A mouse and a cat attempting murder upon each other.
  • Robotic and human action figures shooting millions of laser beams but never causing more than minor property damage.

Here’s what I have this morning:

  • The last five minutes of an episode of a 1950’s Batman serial, followed by selected scenes from 1970’s white guilt “Aren’t you ashamed that you grew up in the suburbs instead of the urban cesspool we’ve plunked you down into?” movies.
  • A very nice man painting a very nice picture of a very nice bell pepper.
  • A 90 minute commercial for a blender that also works as an ice cream maker, juicer, paper shredder, flour grinder, and countertop log chipper.
  • Political commentary and yellow journalism masquerading as real news, on multiple channels, from multiple viewpoints.
  • Semi-interesting rerun of an art show of guy making happy trees.  (Boo found this fascinating.  Irish Woman, who is the one parent he has that can see more than 4 bit color, let him eat his breakfast in front of the TV for this one.

I gave up, enjoyed my coffee, and went back to reading a friend’s novel.

100 Years On – Great Crime

The Ottoman Empire, like the Austro-Hungarian, was an admixture of many peoples and religions.  Turks, Assyrians, Kurds, and Armenians, Muslims, Christians, and Zoroastrians, all of them made up a fractious empire.  On April 24, 1915, the tensions between the Muslim Turkish majority and the ethnic and religious minorities in the Empire broke, leading to the deaths of up to 1.5 million people.

Modern day Turkey, one of the successor states to the Ottoman Empire, vociferously objects to applying the term “genocide” to this horror.  To this day, Turkey and our own government refuse to acknowledge the systematic murder of men, women, children, and old people during World War I.

What brings one people to wish for the extermination of another?  Our history is replete with stories of mass murder and the destruction of entire peoples.  What is it in our souls that allow us to make fellow human beings “the other”, less than human, and deserving of all the suffering we can dish out, and to deserve to starve, to work to death, to take the bullet in the back of the neck, to be locked, naked and afraid, in the gas chamber.

Conversely, what is it about our governments that they will not admit the faults of our past?  It is only in the past fifty years that the worst abuses of the Indian Wars were acknowledged.  Germany has come to terms with its guilt in the Holocaust of World War II, but Japan still drags its feet.  The Turkish government, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, from victims and witnesses, as well as historical documents and forensic studies, continues to deny that what happened to the Armenians and other minorities was a genocide.

I’d like to say that we as a race learned from this, but I can’t.  Places like Lviv, Treblinka, Nanking, Warsaw, Berlin, Choeung Ek, Sabra and Shatila, Halabja, Dos Erres, Srebrenica, and Sinjar are testaments to our continued ability to treat human beings as disposable, as a corruption that needs to be burnt out of the world.  It’s an ability and an inclination that I’m afraid we will never lose.