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Things I Learned from Old Radio Shows

  • Women have only two roles
    • Damsel in distress
    • Femme Fatale
  • Every hero needs an ethnic servant who will either secretly hate their employer and plot their death, or will be a steady, loyal ally who constantly keeps the protagonist alive.
  • If you’re going to track down your sworn enemy and have them corned, nailed down, or locked up, do not just leave them to die.  Finish the job and enjoy the rest of your life.
    • Not to put too fine a point to it, but very few folks can come back to darken your doorstep after two slugs behind the ear.  Just saying.
  • Anyone with a vaguely German, Russian, or Japanese accent should automatically be treated with suspicion.
  • The best shows are sponsored by cigarette and booze companies.  Not sure why that is.
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  1. Hey, the two roles for women in those dramas beat the hell out of the two roles modern Leftism gives them;

    Sniveler and Shrew


  2. OldNFO

     /  October 8, 2018

    Yep, ‘pay the insurance’, as it were…


  3. I notice that you omit one of the most important lessons from the age of Radio;

    Who’s on first.

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  4. Sudragon

     /  October 12, 2018

    When did the soap companies take over?


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