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Quote of the Day

… the big story takes place in Abbottabad, Pakistan, where Osama bin Laden, enjoying a quiet evening chilling in his compound with his various wives and children and porn stash, receives an unexpected drop-in visit from a team of Navy SEALs. After due consideration of bin Laden’s legal rights, the SEALs convert him into Purina brand Shark Chow; he is then laid to rest in a solemn ceremony concluding upon impact with the Indian Ocean at a terminal velocity of 125 miles per hour.

— Dave Barry, 2011 Year In Review

Blogs Roundup

  •  Marko discusses Harry Potter and its detractors.
  • Roberta X. takes a columnist to task for painting CCW holders as trigger happy mouth breathers.
  • Chuck Z. is having a fine old time trying to get home from Afghanistan for a family emergency.  Those of you who’ve been in can sympathize.  
  • SANS has two worth mentioning:  First, if you’re using ASP.NET, then you need to patch.  Now. Seriously.  Next, if you’ve got a .mil email, then they warn you that bad people want to do bad things to your computer and your data. Make sure that who you think sent you that email really sent it.
  • Lumberjack gives us our daily chuckle.

An Artist Passes

Question:  What do the following movies have in common?

  • The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  • Pirates of the Caribbean
  • The Princess Bride
  • Highlander
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Return of the Jedi

Answer:  They all had swordplay choreography and some actual swordplay acting by the same man, Bob Anderson.

If you’ve watched a movie with swashbuckling or someone swinging a mighty broadsword around in the past 50 years, you’ve probably seen Mr. Anderson’s work.  His work as a stuntman goes back even further.  He was also an Olympic fencer for his home country, Great Britain.

I didn’t know this, but he stood in as Darth Vader during the light-saber duels in Empire and Jedi.  To me, those scenes were the best in the original trilogy, and were a damn sight better than the CGI kung-fu Yoda in the second.

It’s not often that one man has such an impact on the best action scenes in so many of my favorite films, and now he has passed on.  Tonight, I’m raising a glass to a sword master who got a kid from the middle of the prairie to believe that he could be a pirate, if only for just one snowy afternoon.

30 Days of Reagan – Day 1

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

My Take:

If we do not pass on to our children and their children how precious and ephemeral our freedoms are, they will not just lose them, but gladly give them away.  This goes beyond the RKBA movement.  People who let others tell them how they should worship, how they should speak and write, or that criminals do not have at least some rights are not much more than slaves to their government.

A Damn Shame

Vietnamese officials are reporting that two people have been killed and two more injured when a Vietnam-war era artillery shell exploded.  Apparently, one of the deceased was trying to collect it so that it could be sold as scrap when it went off.

This is one of the sad byproducts of warfare – unexploded ordnance or UXO.  Places like Angola, Afghanistan, Bosnia, and Vietnam are going to be reporting similar tragedies for a long time.  Heck, every so often we hear of a farmer in France digging up a shell from World War I, and some German and British cities are still finding large aerial bombs from World War II.  There’s no telling how long the millions of more modern American and Soviet munitions that have been fired around the world in the past 60 years will remain dangerous.

This is one of the reasons that I truly believe that the revolution in more precise munitions is a wonderful thing.  Not only is collateral damage minimized by dropping fewer, more precise bombs and artillery shells, but fewer rounds means fewer duds, which means less UXO left behind to kill the grandchildren of the people fighting the war.

It’s much better to fire one or two terminally guided artillery shells at a target than it is to have an entire battery drop multiple shells in order to make sure you hit the same target.  First, it’s safer for those close to the target, and second it’s less likely that a dud will be fired and forgotten.  If you’re observing an enemy, have a couple of bombs or shells lobbed at them, and one of them hits and sticks, you’re going to report it.  If you drop 25 on them, you probably won’t notice.

And a special prayer goes out every night for the souls who volunteer to go into former war zones to try to find and destroy the forgotten bombs, shells, and mines.  One of the bravest people I ever met was a young Swede who worked with others to clear mine fields with nothing but a flak vest, steel helmet, and a piece of plastic rod in her hand.  Imagine spending days on your knees, poking holes in the earth trying to find something designed to kill someone doing exactly what you are trying to do. Poke the rod down as far as you can reach, pull it out, move over two inches, and do it again.  If you hit something, dig down from an area you’ve already cleared, and see if it’s a rock, a piece of old scrap metal, or a mine.  If it’s a mine, mark it so that the guy with the gun or the explosives can take care of it, and move on.  Makes me stop complaining about having to do TPS reports when I think of that.

Quandary

A South Carolina man was arrested in New York today for, among other things, having a gun.  According to the UPI report, he was carrying a S&W .45 handgun and a Tec-9, along with 34 bullets.  I’m assuming that the added machine gun charge was for the Tec-9, and he was also charged with possession of a defaced firearm, so I guess someone had tried to destroy the serial number on one of his guns.

This is one of the quandaries I run into when I consider the right to keep and bear arms.  I run the risk of being a Fudd and saying “I don’t approve of that gun, so he was wrong”.  I hate it when that thought creeps into my head.  A right is a right, even if I don’t agree with what he was doing.

Now, if the “machine gun” part of this is that he had modified the Tec-9 to be fully automatic, then he’s wrong.  If he had well and truly tried to destroy the serial numbers on a weapon, he’s wrong.

But he’s not wrong for just having the guns, assuming that he is legal to have a gun in his home state in the first place.  Yes, New York is a gun-unfriendly state, and as a gun owner he was responsible for knowing the laws where he was going.  But the whole reason we have to have things like HR 822 is that our rights should be recognized equally throughout the states, be they the right to keep and bear arms, or the right to attend or not attend church, or the right to write a smartass blog.

This guy may not be a choir boy, and if he has broken the law, I hope that justice is served.  But the simple act of carrying a gun shouldn’t be a crime.

Dinner Tonight

It’s blowing snow sideways and the mercury is heading south at a pretty steady rate, so I wanted something that reminds me of winter back home and will stick to the ribs. This is a classic that I’ve had done a million different ways.  My way is pretty basic, but it’s an easy recipe to play with and make your own.

Shepherd’s Pie

1/2 pound lean ground meat (pork, beef, lamb, turkey, or a combination)
1 small white onion, chopped fine
2 cloves of garlic, minced
Salt
Black Pepper
10 to 15 large potatoes, peeled and sliced
Milk
Butter
2 cans whole kernel corn, drained
2 cans creamed corn
Shredded cheddar cheese or your favorite sharp cheese

Make mashed potatoes with the milk and butter.

Brown the meat with the onion and garlic.  Season with the salt and pepper to taste.  Drain the meat and put in the bottom of a 9″ x 13″ baking pan.  Layer the whole kernel and creamed corn on top of the meat.  Scoop the mashed potatoes onto the corn layer, and mold into a complete cap over both the meat and corn.  Sprinkle the cheese on top.

Place in a 375 degree oven until the cheese melts and toasts.  Serve while still hot.  Makes enough to feed a large family a couple of times.

What did I miss?

OK, now that the 30 Days of Heinlein are done, I know there are RAH quotes that I didn’t include.

Come on, he wrote so much that is quotable that I had a hard time winnowing the list down to 30.

So what are your favorite Heinleinisms that I didn’t include?

30 Days of Heinlein – Day 30

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier. – Time Enough For Love


So there you go, 30 days of Robert Heinlein quotes.  I hope they’ve been enjoyable.


Next, we’ll have 30 days of Ronald Reagan.

News Roundup

  • From the “Burnt Offerings” Department – Police and fire officials in Los Angeles are investigating an epidemic of car arsons.  No word yet on whether or not the perpetrators are targeting Ford EarthF***ers or Priuses (Priui?) in order to make an environmental point.  I remember how much having a car meant in California.  This guy better hope he never gets caught.  I’ve seen how bad a beatdown someone can get for just scuffing a little paint.  Imagine the ass whooping the old lighter fluid treatment will earn you.
  • From the “Treacherous Waters” Department – A pirate themed cruise ship ran aground in Miami last night.  Reports are that no serious injuries occurred.  Hopefully Captain Bluebeard and his scurvy crew are back to work soon.  There seems to be a dearth of pirates in the Caribbean lately, and it’s becoming an American icon.
  • From the “Progress” Department – Iran has announced that it has been able to fabricate its first nuclear fuel rod.  In related news, the Air Force is reporting that they are making special depleted uranium penetrators out of our nuclear fuel rods from the 1960’s.
  • From the “Rule Four Fail” Department – A 12 year old boy in Florida is in the hospital after being stuck in the head with what is thought to be New Years Eve celebratory fire.  Here we have yet another example of how one douchebag can give the rest of us a bad reputation.  I’ve always wondered what it is about New Year’s Eve that turns a responsible gun owner into Ahmed bin Dumbass with the urge to crank off a few shots into the ether.
  • From the “Creepy” Department – A new book is asserting that John F. Kennedy Jr. asked Madonna to pose on the front page of his magazine dressed as his mother.  Yeah, nothing weird about that.  Everyone wants someone whose entire persona is as a bad girl to dress up as mommy dearest for a few candid photos.  Need a little something more to make you want to go wash?   He got Drew Barrymore to dress up as Marilyn Monroe when she sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to his father to do the cover photo when Madonna turned him down.  So he went through two women his father slept with in order to get a naughty girl on the cover of his rag.  Something tells me John-John had some explaining to do when he got to the afterlife.