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Thoughts on New Year’s Eve

  • Ever heard the term “Twin brothers from different mothers”?  Last night I had “triplet sisters from different mothers”.  Three 13 year old girls having a sleepover means dear old DaddyBear retreats to the bedroom to shoot electronic Nazi’s after Boo goes to bed.
  • Seriously, when you get three or more girls together, they almost set up a choral of talking where two are talking while one is breathing.  This causes a continuous chatter that can last for days.
  • Two adults, three teenage girls, and one three year old were somehow able to eat three large pizzas, two dozen leftover Christmas cookies, two batches of jalapeno poppers, two bowls of popcorn, a bag of potato chips, and four two-liter bottles of soda. 
  • Somehow, the father in this scenario went to bed a bit hungry.
  • Apparently turning off the TV and telling the girls to go to bed at 12:05 was fruitless.  Irish Woman reports they were up talking all night long. 
  • I made it to 12:20, an improvement over years past.
  • Breakfast this morning was banana bread, fruit, milk, and orange juice.  The girls wanted leftover pizza, but there wasn’t any.
  • As expected, I heard the not too distant sound of gunfire at midnight last night.  No impacts on our property.
  • Hopefully, there will be a nap in my future.

Looking Forward

So, a new year just begun.

This is going to be a busy year, both for me personally and for all of us.

For me, there’s a lot that’s going to happen, and a lot that I want to do.  First, Girlie Bear will be starting high school in the fall and starting that short climb up to adulthood.  Little Bear will be halfway through with his journey through high school this year too.

It’s going to be a tumultuous year for Irish Woman at work.  An expected big deal at work was just cancelled or put off and she’s a bit worried about what that means to her.  But she’s working for a good boss who recognizes her abilities and contributions, so the worries are a bit dampened.

My plans for the year are to continue and improve my shooting, get into better physical shape, and get a bunch of things done on the house.  Irish Woman is hinting at renovations in the kitchen and basement, so I should probably start thinking of what tools I will have to buy in order to accomplish what she wants.  I’m thinking table saw.

Of course, in the U.S., we’re looking at another presidential election this year.  A lot of people are calling this the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER!!!!!!  I’m not sure if this election, while as important as any, is any more important than 1980, or 2000.  How different would our world be without the Reagan or Bush 2 presidencies?  Yes, I think that President Obama needs to be fired, but if the Republicans gain the Senate, hold the House, and Obama gets re-elected, the resulting gridlock will be as good as having a Republican in the White House with a compliant Congress.  Heck, it might even be better.  The things that Bush did that I disagree with mostly happened while he had a majority to work with in both the Senate and the House.

One thing I don’t see improving is the fiscal situation of our government and our world.  The Democrats won’t cut spending far enough because doing so would impact their core constituencies of welfare recipients and retirees.  Republicans won’t cut spending enough because doing so would confirm the stereotype that conservatives hate babies, black women, and old people.  So, we’re going to continue down the path to financial armageddon.  Not sure if the final meltdown will happen this year, but it’s going to come unless we make some pretty fundamental changes.

Internationally, Europe will continue to be a bleeding sore.  The poor and unproductive will drag down the productive and comfortable, as they have since the Romans figured out that if you give free food to the poor, they vote for you.

Iran will continue to rattle its saber, enrich its uranium, and be a pain in our ass that would have been taken care of 30+ years ago if Jimmy Carter had been more of a president and less of a nursemaid.  If Iraq goes as badly as I fear it may, then Iran may have to divert resources from its atomic program to fight a shooting war, but they will continue the program and will eventually be successful.  Physics and engineering are physics and engineering.  Once someone knows something can be done, it only takes time, talent, and treasure to actually do it.

North Korea may or not be interesting to watch this year.  Kim Jong Un could hunker down and just keep making faces at the world like his father, he could try to ease up a bit or make changes that could cause turbulence, or he could go for broke if he feels our attentions are elsewhere and try to make a move across the DMZ.  I honestly don’t know enough to make a good prediction about this, and I honestly doubt that anyone else does.

So, Happy New Year.  I hope everyone has a good year. I’ll see you in 366 days.

30 Days of Heinlein – Day 29

Early rising may not be a vice … but it is certainly no virtue. The old saw about the early bird just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed. – Time Enough For Love

Today’s Earworm

Happy New Year!

Listening to this concert every New Year’s Day is one of my traditions.

Hope everyone is having a good and relatively pain free morning!

Someone is about to have a bad day

Reports are still sketchy, but it appears that a servicemember has been caught with military grade explosives at the airport in Midland, Texas.  I see three things as possibilities for this:

  1. This is an American jihadi ala Nidal Hasan who was stupid enough to try to take his bomb in his carry-on
  2. This is a soldier coming home on leave with a little something to show the people back home
  3. This is a soldier PCS’ing to a nearby base who has a little something extra 
I’ve seen both numbers 2 and 3 myself.  One goober at Fort Hood once got caught trying to take a couple of mortar rounds home.  I’ve also seen people coming home from the Mid-East get caught with AK’s and such disassembled and in their baggage.  
Either way, on New Year’s Eve, someone’s chain of command is getting some really unwanted phone calls.  
“Hi, First Sergeant X?  This is Sergeant Y from the Midland-Odessa Police Department.  Do you have a Private First Class Slipinschitz in your unit?”
“Yes, is there something wrong?”
“Yes, we caught him trying to board a plane at our airport with some military explosives, and he is in our custody at this time.”
“…….OK, let me get your phone number and I’ll get back to you.”
“Thanks, and 3.2..1.. Happy New Year!  Have a nice drive to Midland, First Sergeant.”

Thought for the Day

There are fewer things in life more enjoyable than stumbling upon the recent mug shot and police report for an ex-girlfriend from years ago who treated you like something off the bottom of her shoe.

Today’s Earworm

Remember, 12 hours from bottle to throttle!

Looking Back

On the whole, this has been a good year for us.  Irish Woman and I are still gainfully employed, and everyone is in good health.  Knock wood, but no major catastrophes have hit our little family.  The kids continue to do well.

I’ve met a lot of wonderful people this year, both in the real world and on the web.  I may not speak to all of y’all every day, but I read what you write and it gives me new perspectives on the world.

Thanks for putting up with my bad jokes and rants.  I promise more of the same for the new year.

30 Days of Heinlein – Day 28

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. – Time Enough For Love


My Take – I hope that I won’t be seeing any of you on “Girls Gone Wild” videos after tonight.   But tonight of all nights is a good night to let your hair down, forget the diet, and enjoy life as much as you can.  


I will be spending it, along with my beautiful wife, chaperoning a teenage girl sleepover.  I’m such a hedonist.


Have a fun and safe New Year’s Eve!

News Roundup

  • From the “Mother of the Year” Department – A female genetic provider in New York left her seven year old on the street with a stranger, went into a store with her two year old daughter, used the child as a lookout as she shoplifted, then tried to use the two-year-old in her stroller as a battering ram to escape when she was caught.  Wow, two days in a row, and I have two women who endanger their children so they can behave badly.  I hope I haven’t discovered a meme.
  • From the “Well, Duh” Department – Authorities in Virginia are criticizing a television show in which they are portrayed attempting to find and arrest people brewing illegal whiskey.  What?  You mean a television producer might lie, cheat, steal, and run over puppies in order to make a show that he can sell to a cable television network?  Did these guys actually think that rural law enforcement would be shown in a light more flattering than Roscoe P. Coltrane?  And color me unsurprised that said producer would dramatize those parts of his show about illegal activity that were, you know, actually illegal.  TV producers might tend towards the slimy side of the population, but they’re not normally stupid.
  • From the “Nothing Can Go Wrong Here” Department – A couple busloads of high school students caught a break the other night when police in rural Nevada let them give up their illicit alcohol and marijuana rather than be arrested.  The police admit that arresting the entire group would have been difficult due to a lack of facilities to hold them, but I’m sure there’s an unused high school gym somewhere they could have used.  The kicker here:  the ‘chaperones’ for the group were themselves under 20.  So you’ve got high schoolers being minded by 19 and 20 year olds on a trip two states over from their parents.  Yeah, that’s a big bag of fail waiting to happen.  Someone’s daddy needs a dope slap.
  • From the “Domesticated Barbarian” Department – Retailers are coming to grips with the reality that men are doing their fair share of grocery shopping and other household tasks.  Wow, only took them 30 years to figure that out.  Personally, I’ve been doing about half of the cleaning, shopping, and child rearing for oh, about 20 years now.  I have never had a problem finding what I need.  I’m a little insulted that they think it’s necessary to make aisles just for men to find the things on their list.  Heck, you give me a grocery list, 30 minutes, and an ATM card, and I’ll stock the pantry and have time to drive through Wendy’s to get a milk shake for Boo because he behaved.