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Lessons from Rome

I’ve been re-listening to Mike Duncan’sThe History of Rome” podcast, and it’s interesting to see how a lot of the issues that plague modern countries and leaders happened back then, both during the Republic and the Empire. Here are a few of my thoughts:

  • Keep your friends close and your enemies in a small iron box.
  • If you’re going to be just and merciful, be just and merciful.  If you’re going to be bloodthirsty, be bloodthirsty.  Trying to be both will just get you shanked.
  • It is better to be loved than feared, but it is better to be feared than to be murdered and thrown in a river.
  • Friends and supporters that are there for you because you pay them off will make extremely difficult enemies when you can’t afford them anymore.
  • There are enough problems in the world.  Don’t go poking your neighbors in the eye out of boredom.
  • The children and grandchildren of very successful people should be watched with a jaundiced eye.
  • Giving power to someone before they’ve established a track record that says they can handle it is a very bad thing.

Thoughts on the Day

  • Losing power while you’re writing your movie quote and thoughts on the day posts is a big drag.
  • If I’m going to be cooped up in the house with the kids, I’m making comfort food.
    • Applesauce spice cake in the morning
    • Tuna-noodle casserole in the afternoon
  • Boo’s school got clueful this morning and didn’t make everyone line up for car pool.
    • Rather than have people get stuck because they stopped on the slight incline to get in the driveway, they just took people as they came.
  • Note to self – It is difficult to split large pieces of ash and oak into kindling using a hatchet.
    • I don’t want to think about how many dinette sets and baseball bats worth of wood we’ve turned into heat and ash this winter.
  • Our neighbor lost a big tree, but otherwise, we seem to be OK with the ice.
    • Can’t say the same for the rest of Louisville.  Something tells me there’s going to be a lot of the “Free Firewood!” ads come spring.
  • Tonight, I’m feeling tired and a little achy.  I’m hoping this is something that either clears up by tomorrow morning or something that knocks me on my butt for a week.  It’s those “You’re just sick enough to feel like crud all weekend” illnesses that piss me off.
  • Apparently, Moonshine had quite a day.
    • One good thing I can say is that he has a varied diet of cardboard, crayons, and squeaky toys.

Movie Quotes – Day 37

There will be no rescue, no intervention for us. We can only save ourselves. — Hotel Rwanda

In the end, you can only depend on yourself. No man is an island, but no man is never isolated. Learn to rely on yourself, on your skills and resources, and you will not only be better to yourself, but also be a better person to others.

Today’s Video

Woke up to a chilly house and no power.  Luckily, chilly is a relative term, and a fire in the fireplace and everyone wearing a sweater was enough to keep everyone comfortable.    Guess some of that money we’ve been pouring into the house is paying off.  Power came up after a couple of hours, so that’s another beer I owe the linemen.

Here’s what our back yard looked like this morning.

Movie Quotes – Day 36

Those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially when he’s walking out of your bedroom. — The Big Sleep

Having the last word is usually satisfying, but the last words of one conflict usually lead to the next.   I’ve damaged several friendships by insisting on arguing until I wore down someone else.  The momentary feeling of victory was quickly overshadowed by realization that I had said and done things that hurt someone I cared about.  Always remember what is important.  I doubt that it will usually be winning an argument due to endurance and snark.

Living Room Sleep Out Checklist

  • Kids express wish to sleep out in the living room and watch movies.
  • Make family friendly dinner.
  • Serve family friendly dinner.
  • Take over-excited five-year-old to shower and hose him off.
  • Bring wet-dry vacuum to bathroom, along with mops, squeegee, and possibly a portable sump pump.
  • Get kids into pajamas.  Be prepared for the Spiderman top to be worn with the Scooby Doo bottoms.
  • Start sleep-out movie on TV.  Oversee negotiations between children over whether to watch Annoying American Animated Movie or Annoying Japanese Animated Movie.
  • If using air mattresses for the sleepout:
    • Search for air mattresses in the camping equipment.  They will be situated at the bottom of the stack of boxes, in the containers marked “Kitchen” and “Arctic Expedition Miscellaneous”.
    • Search for electric air pump.  It is in the trunk of a 1947 Packard that was last seen going southbound on FM 27 in Tom Green County, Texas.
    • After acquiring all of these items, attempt to inflate the air mattresses.
    • Notice the air mattress is making sounds like a bagpipe as air escapes at high speed.
    • Find a roll of duct tape.  You only own 28, so this should be easy.
    • Give up and go to the store to buy duct tape roll number 29.
    • Patch the myriad holes in the air mattresses, which surprisingly enough, appear to be feline in origin.
    • Inflate the air mattresses.
  • If using the pull-out couch:
    • Remove all of the cushions from the couch.  Try to put them somewhere that isn’t covered in pet hair.
    • Stretch and warm up.  You don’t want to do this with cold muscles.
    • Chalk up.
    • Place your feet one shoulder width apart, making sure to center your body over your feet.
    • Flex your knees.
    • Grasp the bar of the pull-out section firmly.
    • Take a deep breath.
    • Pull firmly, but with explosive force, on the bar of the pullout section.
    • Exhale as you lift.  If necessary, grunt or shout.
    • As the mattress starts to move up, push up with your legs. DO NOT lift with your back.
    • When the mattress reaches it maximum height, start rotating it down toward you.  Be careful to not get any body part you care to keep directly underneath the frame, as its descent can be quite fast and violent.  This can lead to some rather impressive bruises and stitches in the event that it comes down on you.
    • After the frame crashes down and gouges holes in the hardwood floor, fold out the mattress and frame to complete assembly of the fold-out bed.
  • Place sheets, pillows, and blankets on the bed
  • Retreat to the bathroom to put on either a truss, a back brace, or both, depending on your needs.  Feel free to partake of your anti-inflammatory / mood stabilizer / muscle relaxer of choice at this time.
  • Pass out.
  • Awake to the dulcet tones of children fighting.
  • Stumble out into the living room to find them arguing about whether to watch Death Fist XMIII or Blood Runs Red on the Highway XLV before breakfast.
  • Start the coffee maker and make breakfast for the kids.
  • Deny requests to eat breakfast in front of the TV.  It is impossible to get eggs and bacon grease out of a pull out bed or a vinyl air mattress.
  • As the kids are eating and arguing, put away the beds.
  • Notice that all of the bedding is now coated in dog hair, which may lead you to suspect that the dog and kids are ignoring your rule about dogs on the furniture.
  • Put sheets, blankets, pillow cases, and pillows into the laundry.  You will remember to do them 10 minutes before bedtime tonight.
  • If you used the air mattress.
    • Notice that the mattress is deflated before you take out the plug.
    • Inspect for new leaks.
    • Find a fun new pattern of claw-like holes on the top surface of the mattress.
    • Look around for your new roll of duct tape.
    • Give up on finding your new roll of duct tape and decide that you’re not going to the store for roll number 31 in your pajamas.
    • Fold up air mattresses and put them, along with the air pump, into box clearly marked “Air Mattresses”.  Return box to storage area in basement.  The magic aggravation elves will sort them back into their proper places at a later date.
  • If you used the pull-out bed:
    • Fold the foot of the frame and mattress down.
    • Reversing the process from the night before, lift the frame and mattress up off the floor and back into the couch.  This time, remember to lift with  your legs, not with your spleen.
    • Call your chiropractor for an adjustment.
    • Search for the sofa cushions.  One will be found behind the television, one has been stuffed up the chimney to the fireplace, and the other is in the washing machine.
  • Clean up the breakfast dishes.  No, I don’t know how so few children could make such a large mess.
  • Make another pot of coffee.  Apparently the little darlings are graduating up to bean juice from apple juice.
  • Get a cup of coffee, open up the laptop, and start making promises to yourself that start with “Never again”.

Movie Quotes – Day 35

Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin’. Nothin’ to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans. — Forbidden Planet

Boredom is a killer.  Boredom in a group of people under stress will quickly kill their relationship, which might mean the difference between getting through a problem relatively unscathed or not.

Like a lot of people nowadays, I’m doing what I can do to be prepared for emergencies.  I’ve gotten first aid training, we stock non-perishable food and water, and, of course, I keep a few firearms around.  We talk about what we would do if a tornado struck Louisville while I was at work and couldn’t get home.  We make sure there are ‘get home’ kits in all the vehicles.  We even have contingency plans for what we would do if a disaster hits and we are asked to house family and friends for a while.

One thing that Irish Woman has done, and this shows just how well I married, is to make sure we have a lot of things to keep us from going stir crazy in the event of a disaster.  She maintains an entire closet full of nothing but school and art supplies.  We have shelf upon shelf of books, with everything from Dr. Seuss to Tolkien.  She even stocks educational and reference materials so that learning won’t stop if the schools aren’t open.  She makes sure that every Christmas we get a few more board games, and that we have something for everyone.  In the event that we’re snowed in or lose power for a week or so, we will be fed, warm, safe, and entertained.

How is entertainment fitting into y’all’s prepping plans?

Thoughts on the Day

  • This weekend it was shorts and long-sleeve tee shirt weather.  Last night it started snowing.  Got to love weather in Kentucky.
  • We got about 4 inches wet snow, with some drifting.  That’s just enough to make shoveling hard work for Girlie Bear.
    • Manual labor is good for the character and the soul.
  • For once, the roads were plowed and perfectly safe to drive on this morning.
    • I still passed two or three accidents, which just goes to show that no matter how hard you try to make things nice, there are some who will find a way to screw it up.
  • Girlie Bear is starting to moan about having to go to school into late June as the number of snow days increases.
    • My record was the 9th grade, where we went to school until the weekend before the 4th of July.
  • Taking the kids sledding after work was probably one of my better ideas.
    • 10 trips up and down the sledding hill will tire out a 5 year old boy.
    • Irish Woman reports that he gave her precisely zero grief over going to bed tonight.
  • You know how there are some sounds that will cause the hair on the back of your neck to rise and cause you to reach for a weapon?
    • Normally it’s something tapping at the window, or the sound of the hinges on the door when everyone is home.
    • I’m adding a new one to the list:  Moonshine howling while he’s asleep.  Thought for sure we had a lycanthrope in the house tonight.
  • It took me longer than normal to find him, because I took the logical step of looking for him on the floor.
    • How silly of me to not look for him in Girlie Bear’s bed, under the covers.
    • Every damned mammal in this house is spoiled rotten.

How Was Your Day?

I’m sure a lot of you had a good day, but I doubt you had a “Take your youngest son sledding for the first time” good day.

Movie Quotes – Day 34

Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I’ll do it. — Old Yeller

There are some tasks that you just can’t delegate. When you have a responsibility, you have to be willing to step up and take care of it, no matter how unpleasant it is. You owe it to yourself and to those who depend on you to do what needs doing, and if you duck out of the important things, you are less of a person than you ought to be.