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A Year of Poetry – Day 15

 

LIFE, believe, is not a dream
So dark as sages say;
Oft a little morning rain
Foretells a pleasant day.
Sometimes there are clouds of gloom,
But these are transient all;
If the shower will make the roses bloom,
O why lament its fall?
Rapidly, merrily,
Life’s sunny hours flit by,
Gratefully, cheerily
Enjoy them as they fly!
What though Death at times steps in,
And calls our Best away?
What though sorrow seems to win,
O’er hope, a heavy sway?
Yet Hope again elastic springs,
Unconquered, though she fell;
Still buoyant are her golden wings,
Still strong to bear us well.
Manfully, fearlessly,
The day of trial bear,
For gloriously, victoriously,
Can courage quell despair!

— Charlotte Bronte, Life

Musings

  • It occurs to me that Kentucky Derby horses need names more appropriate to the event:
    • Infield Indiscretion
    • Floppy Hat
    • Julep Jezebel
    • Nuclear Sunburn
    • Cheap Bourbon Hangover
  • Girlie Bear went with her JROTC group on Friday night to help clean up from the Kentucky Oaks.  Last year she had to tell several adults that the taped-up two-liters they were picking up in the parking lot were probably from meth labs and they really ought to leave them alone.  This year, she picked up a beer can in the parking lot and noticed that it had four or five used hypodermic needles in it.  Good times, good times.
  • It is not a good idea to skip lunch when you’re smoking a turkey near an open window.
  • The garden is pretty much in the ground.  Now to fight off the advance of nature in its never-ending quest to strangle anything I put in the ground.

A Year of Poetry – Day 14

You did not come,
And marching Time drew on, and wore me numb,—
Yet less for loss of your dear presence there
Than that I thus found lacking in your make
That high compassion which can overbear
Reluctance for pure lovingkindness’ sake
Grieved I, when, as the hope-hour stroked its sum,
You did not come.
You love not me,
And love alone can lend you loyalty;
–I know and knew it. But, unto the store
Of human deeds divine in all but name,
Was it not worth a little hour or more
To add yet this: Once you, a woman, came
To soothe a time-torn man; even though it be
You love not me?
— Thomas Hardy, A Broken Appointment

Things to do in Louisville That Don’t Involve 70,000 People

So, you’re coming to Louisville for the NRA Annual Meeting, and you need something to do that’s not the NRAAM?

Well, here’s a short list of things to do in Louisville while you’re not walking the floor or listening to politicians try to convince you to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

  1. Louisville Zoo – OK, I’m biased on this one, because I’ve been taking kids to the zoo for almost two decades and Irish Woman does volunteer work there.  The zoo is well laid out, and includes attractions such as the Glacier Run Arctic exhibit, a very neat gorilla and Africa exhibit, and the most strategically placed splash park in North America.  A recently added bonus is the cutest baby gorilla I’ve ever seen.  Tickets are $16.25 for adults, $11.75 for children and seniors.
  2. Kentucky Kingdom – This amusement park is probably the most convenient attraction to the NRAAM, seeing as they share a parking lot.  The park includes the usual fare of roller coasters and other rides, but also has the Hurricane Bay water park.  Tickets are about $40 apiece, and you have the added bonus of looking at the underside of wide body jets and Air National Guard aircraft as they land at Louisville International.
  3. Holiday World – The alternative amusement park for Louisville, Holiday World is about an hour’s drive or so across the Ohio River in Indiana.  Many consider this a top of the line, family friendly amusement park, and admission includes access to the Splashin’ Safari water park.  Tickets for a day range from about $30 to about $40.
  4. Frazier Arms Museum – OK, you’ve walked the floor at NRAAM, but really want to see an exquisite historical firearms exhibit and enjoy living history presentations, so where do you go?  The Frazier has all that and more.  Admission is $12 for adults, $8 for children.
  5. Louisville Slugger Museum – Enjoy baseball-related historical exhibits and see how the famous bats are made.  Tickets are $14 for adults and $8 for kids.  Remember, though, the souvenir bats can’t be in your carry-on luggage when you fly home, no matter how small they are.
  6. Louisville Bats Baseball – The Bats will be playing the Columbus Clippers at home the same weekend as NRAAM, and Saturday night will be “Star Wars” night.  Slugger Field is an outstanding baseball venue, and tickets range anywhere from $10 to $30 apiece.
  7. The Parklands – A newly completed system of suburban/rural parks that lie along Floyd’s Fork in Jefferson County.  The park has something for just about everyone, especially families with kids.  A great place to walk, run, bike, or just play.
  8. Knob Creek Range – OK, you get to look at and handle guns at the NRAAM, but what if you want to actually shoot?  KCR is located about 20 minutes south of Louisville, and your $10 admission gets you on the range for the entire day.  Get there early on Saturday or Sunday, though, as things get busy early.
  9. Louisville Armory – Located just a few minutes away from the fairgrounds, Louisville Armory is a great place to shoot.  Prices are $25 an hour for one person, but only $35 for two people to share a lane for an hour.
  10. Bourbon Tours – If you want to know where the brownest of the brown liquors comes from, take advantage of the multiple distillery tours available within an hour or so of Louisville.  The Kentucky Bourbon Trail can direct you to some of your favorites, but we also enjoy Buffalo Trace and Maker’s Mark.

Hope y’all find this helpful.  If you have other suggestions or questions, hit the comments section.

A Year of Poetry – Day 13

 Above all others, everywhere I see
       His image cold or burning!
     My brain it thrills, and oftentime sets free
       The thoughts within me yearning.
     My quivering lips pour forth the words
       That cluster in his name of glory—
     The star gigantic with its rays of swords
       Whose gleams irradiate all modern story.

     I see his finger pointing where the shell
       Should fall to slay most rabble,
     And save foul regicides; or strike the knell
       Of weaklings 'mid the tribunes' babble.
     A Consul then, o'er young but proud,
       With midnight poring thinned, and sallow,
     But dreams of Empire pierce the transient cloud,
       And round pale face and lank locks form the halo.

     And soon the Caesar, with an eye a-flame
       Whole nations' contact urging
     To gain his soldiers gold and fame
       Oh, Sun on high emerging,
     Whose dazzling lustre fired the hells
       Embosomed in grim bronze, which, free, arose
     To change five hundred thousand base-born Tells,
       Into his host of half-a-million heroes!

     What! next a captive? Yea, and caged apart.
       No weight of arms enfolded
     Can crush the turmoil in that seething heart
       Which Nature—not her journeymen—self-moulded.
     Let sordid jailers vex their prize;
       But only bends that brow to lightning,
     As gazing from the seaward rock, his sighs
       Cleave through the storm and haste where France looms bright'ning.

     Alone, but greater! Broke the sceptre, true!
       Yet lingers still some power—
     In tears of woe man's metal may renew
       The temper of high hour;
     For, bating breath, e'er list the kings
       The pinions clipped may grow! the Eagle
     May burst, in frantic thirst for home, the rings
       And rend the Bulldog, Fox, and Bear, and Beagle!

     And, lastly, grandest! 'tween dark sea and here
       Eternal brightness coming!
     The eye so weary's freshened with a tear
       As rises distant drumming,
     And wailing cheer—they pass the pale
       His army mourns though still's the end hid;
     And from his war-stained cloak, he answers "Hail!"
       And spurns the bed of gloom for throne aye-splendid!

-- Victor Hugo, My Napoleon

A Year of Poetry – Day 12

Why do you shiver there
Between the white river and the road?
You are not cold,
With the sun light dreaming about you;
And yet you lift your pliant supplicating arms as though
To draw clouds from the sky to hide your slenderness.
You are a young girl
Trembling in the throes of ecstatic modesty,
A white objective girl
Whose clothing has been forcibly taken away from her.
—  William Faulkner, A Poplar

Musings

  • There’s nothing like finding a pair of hot 120v wires with nothing but 20 year old masking tape covering their bare ends to make you think good thoughts about the previous owners of your home.
  • Dear custom counter top makers – The time to learn that you are contractually restricted from selling a certain countertop to a store, and through them, to me, is not two and a half weeks after I shelled out my hard earned money for them, and two and a half weeks before I am planning on having people over to the house.
    • The home supply center did right by us, and we should have countertops within the next fourteen days.
    • Luckily, the nice lady we worked with took the “We are so sorry, and we will make this right” approach with us, and not the “We already have your money, so what are you going to do?” approach.
  • Dear Vendor – If you ever create another interface that makes me hit “OK” 6,052 times to change the date every element in a dataset ages out and gets deleted, I am going to hunt you down, gut you like a trout, and use your entrails to string a bass violin.
    • I am not exaggerating, on either the number of “OK”s, or the consequences..
  • Dear Mother Nature – Please pick a temperature and a barometric pressure.  I don’t mean to complain, but I’m beginning to have the posture and personality of a honey badger.
  • I have several restaurant reviews for those of you coming into town for the NRAAM.  Look for them to get done when I’m not exhausted, pissed off, and/or under the weather.
  • Why do I get the same feeling down the center of my spine when Irish Woman says “Don’t get me anything for Mother’s Day” as I did when the guy four feet from me in Bosnia stepped on something and it went “CLICK!”?

A Year of Poetry – Day 11

Madame, ye ben of al beaute shryne
As fer as cercled is the mapamounde,
For as the cristal glorious ye shyne,
And lyke ruby ben your chekes rounde.
Therwith ye ben so mery and so jocounde
That at a revel whan that I see you daunce,
It is an oynement unto my wounde,
Thogh ye to me ne do no daliaunce.
For thogh I wepe of teres ful a tyne,
Yet may that wo myn herte nat confounde;
Your semy voys that ye so smal out twyne
Maketh my thoght in joy and blis habounde.
So curtaysly I go with love bounde
That to myself I sey in my penaunce,
“Suffyseth me to love you, Rosemounde,
Thogh ye to me ne do no daliaunce.”
Nas neuer pyk walwed in galauntyne
As I in love am walwed and ywounde,
For which ful ofte I of myself devyne
That I am trew Tristam the secounde.
My love may not refreyde nor affounde,
I brenne ay in an amorous plesaunce.
Do what you lyst, I wyl your thral be founde,
Thogh ye to me ne do no daliaunce.
— Geoffrey Chaucer, To Rosemounde: A Balade

A Year of Poetry – Day 10

Farewell, thou child of my right hand, and joy;
My sin was too much hope of thee, lov’d boy.
Seven years thou’wert lent to me, and I thee pay,
Exacted by thy fate, on the just day.
O, could I lose all father now! For why
Will man lament the state he should envy?
To have so soon ‘scap’d world’s and flesh’s rage,
And, if no other misery, yet age?
Rest in soft peace, and, ask’d, say here doth lie
Ben Jonson his best piece of poetry.
For whose sake, henceforth, all his vows be such,
As what he loves may never like too much.

— Ben Jonson, On My First Son

A Year of Poetry – Day 9

Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art! –
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night,
And watching, with eternal lids apart,
Like Nature’s patient sleepless Eremite,
The moving waters at their priestlike task
Of pure ablution round earth’s human shores,
Or gazing on the new soft fallen mask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors –
No -yet still steadfast, still unchangeable,
Pillowed upon my fair love’s ripening breast,
To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,
Awake for ever in a sweet unrest,
Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,
And so live ever -or else swoon to death.

— John Keats, His Last Sonnet