Well, out of an abundance of caution, Boo’s school is closing for the next two weeks. The week after that is spring break. He gets three whole weeks away from Our Lady of Eternal After School Activities.
The school gave every student a packet of worksheets on the first day of school for snow days and the like. I doubt there are ten days of instruction in that manila envelope.
So, in order to keep my sprog busy, entertained, and educated, I have worked up the following to keep him busy in mind, body, and spirit.
Week 1
- Research Project – What was John Moses Browning’s best invention and why? Minimum of 500 words.
- Reading Assignment – The Past Through Tomorrow by Robert Heinlein. There will be a test on Friday. (No, not the book. He’s not quite ready for that.)
Day 1
- Mathematics – Algebra problems based on the carrying capacity of dear old Dad’s ammunition boxes and all of the loose shells in his truck.
- Health – Lecture – “Personal hygiene and the 11 year old boy”
Day 2
- Mathematics – Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land
- Home Economics – Dishwashing for fun and profit
Day 3
- Home Economics – Lecture – “Nutrition and Budgets – How to Eat Properly Without Bankrupting Your Father”
- Shop – Firearms Maintenance and You
Day 4
- Physical Education – Archery, intermixed with 15 meter wind sprints to and from the target
- Computers/Religion – Patching Linux From Source Code, an Introduction to Self-Flagellation
Day 5
- Personal Finance – How to get through the drive-through at the church fish fry without spending more money on Girl Scout cookies than you do on fish.
- Physical Education – Free Play intermixed with yard maintenance
Week 2
- Research Project – Find the most efficient route to Texas from our house without crossing into Illinois. Draw map, to scale, on presentation board, complete with points of interest and COVID19 detention centers.
- Reading Assignment – The Cornered Cat by Kathy Jackson. Complete 1000 word essay on the ethics of armed self-defense.
Day 1
- Home Economics – Laundry 101 – The Washing Machine is Your Friend
- Chemistry – Evening class – Bourbon and All of its Wonders
Day 2
- First Aid – Morning class – Hangover Cures for the Middle Aged Man
- Philosophy – Is there life after death? Keep talking while Dad is trying to work and find out.
Day 3
- Shop – Lawn Mower Use and Maintenance
- Geometry – Folding Laundry Can be Fun!
Day 4
- Physical Education – Weight Lifting done by repeatedly picking up things on the bedroom floor and putting them away
- Photography – Go outside and chase some birds for a few hours, will ya?
Day 5
- Physics – How much crap can Mom and Dad fit into the rental car?
- Astronomy – Navigating the Interstate by the stars







