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Today’s Earworm

Dear Tournament of Roses Parade organizers –

 

This is marching band music.  Please ease off on the Muzak and show tunes.

Sincerely,

Daddy J. Bear

Today’s Earworm

Dear Tournament of Roses Parade organizers –

 

This is marching band music.  Please ease off on the Muzak and show tunes.

Sincerely,

Daddy J. Bear

Snippet

Here’s another bit from a short story in the upcoming collection.


December 31, 11:55 PM Eastern
Louisville, Kentucky

Jeanine stirred the coals with a poker, then put a large log into the fireplace. Behind her, she could hear Jim switching the television back and forth between New Year’s Eve programs. One showed one of the latest pop tarts squeaking her way through a forty-year-old folk song, while the other had a band, which was old enough to have played that song at their first rehearsal, grinding their way through a big band tune. Neither seemed to be keeping her husband’s interest.

As she turned back toward the family room, he settled on one of the news stations. It showed a long pan of Times Square, which would normally have been wall to wall with revelers braving the cold to ring in the New Year. Tonight, however, only the stage had a crowd around it, and even that was sparse. When the camera panned around the brightly-lit square, Jeanine saw two lines of police in armor and helmets, as well as several dark-painted armored cars, arrayed around the crowd.

“Think something will happen?” she asked as she sat down in her chair and picked up her drink. On the TV screen, a police helicopter flew noisily over the top of the stage. The singer did not miss a beat, however, and continued to hop around and mouth the words to her song.

Jim shrugged. He had been quiet all evening, yet seemed restless as he played cards with Jordan before putting him to bed.

“Don’t know,” he said, ice ringing against the side of the glass as he lifted his bourbon from the table, “Wouldn’t surprise me.”

His wife reached over and caressed his shoulder. “What’s wrong?” she asked.

“Went by the recruiter’s office yesterday,” he replied.

What?” Jeanine sputtered.

“We’ve talked about this,” Jim said, “I’ve been thinking of joining the Guard for a while, and you said it sounded like a good idea.”

“So you’re joining the National Guard?” she answered.

“No, I was talking to the active duty recruiter,” he replied, finally taking his eyes off the TV and facing his wife.

You what!” she exclaimed.

Jim shrugged. “I wasn’t going to sign up without talking to you,” he said, “I just wanted to see what I could do.”

“And?” she demanded.

“There’s not much need for a middle-aged fobbit,” he replied, “Even when I showed them my DD-214 and degree, they didn’t have anything for me.”

Jeanine relaxed a bit. She had tried to read Jim’s discharge papers, and the laundry list of assignments and training had made her eyes cross. If the recruiter had turned him down with all that, then he would not be going anywhere.

“Honey, I know you want to do something…” she said.

“Other than sitting here on my ass and pushing electrons around at work?” he said darkly as the image on the TV changed to the crystal ball at the top of a tower in Times Square.

“Baby, we need you here,” she said, “I need you.”

“Line was out the door,” Jim said, looking down at his tumbler, “Everything from high school kids to a couple of Vietnam pilots trying to sign up. Recruiter said it had been like that for days, and even the ones they can take are on a waiting list.”

Jeanine sat silent for a moment as the brightly-lit ball on the TV screen started its descent.

“What are you going to do?” she asked quietly.

“I’ll figure something out,” Jim replied as the crowd on the TV counted backward to zero.

Jeanine got up from her chair and sat down on her husband’s lap. Putting her arms around his neck, she held his head close to her and kissed him tenderly.

“Happy New Year, sweetheart,” she said, “and thank you for being here for us.”

Today’s Earworm

Musings

  • When working with sewer augurs, it is always a good idea to have the correct cutting head before leaving the rental place.
    • Cast iron pipes do not have any elasticity at room temperature.  Please make a note of that.
  • New family rule – If you’re good at the vet, you get french fries on the way home.
    • The chicken sandwich, on the other hand, is not yours, no matter how much you beg and try to sit in the driver’s lap.
  • Siamese cats make for outstanding companions while working a night shift in the basement.
  • Putting “2001:  A Space Odyssey” on the computer before you go to sleep for the day makes for some rather interesting dreams.
    • The first 20 minutes or so of that movie always remind me of family.  I’m not sure why.

Restaurant Review – El Caporal

Louisville is fortunate in having two good local chains for Tex-Mex food.  Today, let’s look at El Caporal.

El Caporal’s menu has a pretty standard mid-western Tex-Mex selection.  I like the Camerones del Diablo or the Steak Ranchero.  Irish Woman likes the Burrito Enamorado or one of the combinations.   Boo, who is a bit of a picky eater, has never turned his nose up at anything on the menu.  Portions are generous, and the food is tasty, with just enough spice to taste good.

Service has always been excellent, friendly, and always helpful if the customer needs help finding something they’ll enjoy.  Once, we took the kids out for dinner, and one of them wanted a fish selection.  The waiter, knowing that most people aren’t ready to get a whole fish on a plate, went back and got the fish to show us what to expect.  You won’t get that from most waiters.

I’ve never had one of their margaritas, but I have it on good authority that they are quite scrumptious.  Their selection of draft beer is good, but not exceptional.

Dinner for two adults, including non-alcoholic drinks and an appetizer, usually comes to just shy of $30, which is about par for the course in this market.

El Caporal has three locations in Louisville, and all are pretty easy to get to.  If you’re downtown or near the fairgrounds, the location in Beuchel takes about ten to fifteen minutes to get to.  In the east end, the restaurant on Blankenbaker Parkway is less than five minutes from Interstate 64.  The location in Crestwood is a bit off the beaten path, but is easy to find once you get out there.  Irish Woman and I normally go to the Blankenbaker location, and parking is always ample.

This is our go-to restaurant for Mexican in Louisville, and I definitely recommend it for families or small groups of friends.

Musings

  • Girlie Bear successfully lost her fifth cell phone this weekend.  It’s somewhere in the house, but short of picking the house up and shaking it to see what falls out, we’re out of places to look.
  • Boo had a good Christmas, and between the books and art supplies, he should be well occupied for a long time.
  • Girlie Bear got clothes and luggage.  She seemed pleased.
  • Irish Woman’s principle gifts were jewelry and pajamas.  She’s been proudly wearing both for the past two days.
  • I was blessed to receive hand tools and coffee for Christmas.  The family really knows me, don’t they?
  • I have in my possession tickets to take the kids to see the new Star Wars movie, tickets to see Alton Brown perform in the springtime, and reservations for LibertyCon.  I haven’t felt this much nerd in a long time.
  • One good thing about being on night shift for a long stretch is that eventually you get used to it.  One bad thing about being on night shift is that eventually you have to flip back.  Another is that I’m only getting a few days of ‘normal’ before I go back on nights for a week.
  • There are few things more disheartening than finishing a story that you really enjoyed writing, re-reading it, and discovering that you ripped off somebody else’s blogpost, a childhood cartoon, and quite possibly the premise for a well-known author’s flagship series.  Oh, well, maybe I can fix it with a re-write.
  • On the Via Serica Book 2 front, research is progressing.  The internet is a wonderful thing when you’re trying to find information sources about obscure places 2000 years ago.
    • There was a ton of rather dramatic socio-political stuff going on in the decade before the birth of Christ, and not just in Europe.  I’m going to have to do a lot of timelining to make sure I don’t a) miss something important or b) get it totally wrong.

Today’s Earworm

Geek Christmas Carols

daddybear71's avatarDaddyBear’s Den

Yeah, I’m finally in the mood.  Not the Christmas mood, just a mood.

Jingle bells, UNIX smells
Windows laid an egg
The mainframe it just vapor locked
But the VAX is A-OK!


I’m dreaming of a white laptop
Just like Jobs used to sell
With a one button mouse
It costs as much as a house
But it goes with black turtlenecks so well!


The users called me
The network is down
They can’t surf their pr0n
The network is down
The tech is on his way
The network is down
Email jokes can’t be sent!
The network is down
Network is down
Network is down


Silent NOC
Happy NOC
No alerts
No drama
Reading a novel
And eating take-out
Hoping my shift
is quiet no doubt
Keep my board clea–ar
Ke-ep my board so clear


Just see those servers crashing
And hard drives thrashing
Oh joy!
This is a…

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