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10 Years On

Today marks the 10th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq in 2003.  In the years we fought, rebuilt, and bled in Iraq, we lost 4,486 good men and women.  31,928 additional Americans were wounded in the conflict.  Our coalition allies also bled and died in the conflict, and thousands of Iraqis were killed and wounded.  We shelled out trillions of dollars in the endeavor, money which we either didn’t have and had to borrow or that could have been spent somewhere else.  We have seen many examples of how brave, resourceful, and capable our people in uniform are, and we owe this generation of young men and women a debt that we will never be able to repay.

The stated goals of the war, as I understood them in 2003, were to remove the Baathist Saddam Hussein regime from power, bring the dictator and his cronies to justice, and help the Iraqi people rebuild and hopefully discover western style democracy.

Well, the first two goals were met and met pretty quickly.  Resistance to the invasion and the end of the regime came within weeks of the first tank crossing the line of departure.  Saddam, his family, and his cabal of sadists were either hunted down and killed or captured, tried, and punished.

Did we accomplish the third goal?

In the aftermath of the invasion, every whacko who could raise bus fare headed to Iraq and got his jihad on, making the job of reconstruction and democratization harder by an order of magnitude.   I cannot imagine the difficulty of building a civil society and all that comes with it while also keeping your head on a swivel for ambushes and bombs.  It’s hard to convince a population without a cultural history of democracy that they should participate in their government when you’re still having to make night time raids to capture guys who want to murder people who don’t agree with them.

Iraq has had several national and regional elections.  Fears, which I shared and expressed, that the country would shatter haven’t been born out, at least yet.  I don’t know if the average Iraqi is any better off today than he was 10 years ago, but I hope someone more informed on that aspect than I am will fill us in on that one.  Iraq is a quasi-democracy, but has definite teething problems as it finds its way forward.  Maliki isn’t exactly George Washington, and I expect that he will leave power over his dead body.  Iran definitely benefited from the resurgence of the Shia elements of Iraqi society, and will be meddling in Iraqi politics for years.

I guess the main question is this:  Is the United States better off in March 2013 than we were in March 2003 when it comes to Iraq?  Was the removal of Saddam Hussein, the sort-of democratization of Iraq, and the killing of jihadists who were drawn to Iraq like a moth to a flame worth the cost in blood and treasure?  I honestly don’t know.  I think it’s going to take years for the events that March 2003 set in motion to come to full fruition, and I fear that we will have to look back in another decade to see what the Iraq War has wrought.

That being said, I am forever grateful to the men and women who gave up years of their lives, lived and worked in deplorable conditions, and sometimes gave of their blood and lives in this conflict.   I need no space of years to see and appreciate what they did, and I am humbled by their dedication to the country.

News Roundup

  • From the “And Then There Were Three” Department – Senator Diane Feinstein (D for Dysfunctional, California) has let slip that her gun ban bill will not be brought to the Senate floor for a vote.  She may still offer it as an amendment to another bill.  While it’s not a stake in the heart of a renewal of the assault weapon’s ban, it’s good news.  However, now is not the time to let off the pressure and dance in the streets.  We need to make sure that our Senators know not to allow it to be used as an amendment, and we need to keep working to get the universal background checks bill killed. 
  • From the “Dammit” Department – Seven Marines died yesterday during training at a base in Nevada.  Reports are that the accident that killed them was related to mortar live-fire practice, but details are still sketchy.  Regardless of the circumstances, loss of  our servicemembers is always a tragedy, and accidents during training are in a way worse, to me, than in combat.  When someone deploys, you understand that they will be in danger and might be hurt, but when they’re going to the field, you don’t expect danger to be much worse than the morning drive to work.  Hopefully the cause of the incident is found and corrected so that others won’t be hurt.  Our prayers go out to those who were injured and the families and friends of those who died.
  • From the “Luck” Department – Police in Florida were tipped off that a university student was about to start a shooting spree in a dormitory yesterday. The would-be shooter’s roommate called the authorities after a gun was pointed at him, and police swooped in.  The miscreant took his own life, which I think is unfortunate.  Catching more of these bozos alive would allow doctors and police to know a bit more about what brings someone to that point, and might bring better prevention and treatment efforts.  Good for the police on this one.
  • From the “To The Courts!” Department – The governor of Colorado has said he will sign new anti-rights legislation on Wednesday.  These bills would restrict the size of magazines sold and owned in the state, as well as adding universal background checks for all firearms purchases in the state.  Companies such as MagPul and the Outdoor Channel have pledged to leave the state due to moral and legal implications, and I support their decision.  Why feed the beast?  Now that the legislative process is coming to an end, it’s time to support those who will be using the judicial process.
  • From the “Rubicon” Department – Rebel and government forces are trading accusations of chemical warfare after 25 people were killed recently.  I wouldn’t be surprised if tit-for-tat chemical attacks start to become common in the Syrian civil war.  As bad as that would be, I hope that it stays within the borders of Syria.  A stray gas round into Lebanon or Israel could spread the war like a grease fire.
  • From the “Been There” Department – A man in Pennsylvania has been arrested after he attempted to remove his wedding ring by shooting it off.  In case you need to ask, yes, alcohol was involved.  The worst part is that his attempt was unsuccessful.  His finger was almost amputated, but the ring was still attached.  I’m not going to admit anything here, but there was a moment about two decades ago when I desperately wanted to take off a wedding ring and it wouldn’t budge, so I can sympathise.  Luckily for me, a little 3-in-1 oil did the job.
  • From the “WTF?” Department – An active duty Marine, who lost his legs to an IED, was forced to remove his prosthetic legs and leave his wheelchair while going through TSA screening at the Phoenix airport.  When questioned about the incident by a member of Congress, the TSA stated that the young man should have identified his physical problem, but stuck to their guns that they followed proper procedure.  I guess the metal legs and difficulty in standing up twice so that his wheelchair could be searched weren’t enough of a hint for the anencephalic putzes who work for the TSA in Phoenix.  Hopefully they will all soon return to their former careers of dumpster diving, selling plasma, and pulling the wings off of butterflies.

Political Thoughts

What an embarrassment of riches……

  • Senator Diane Feinstein (D for Demagogue, California) recently defeated an amendment to her proposed gun ban bill that would have exempted veterans in the same way that she wants to exempt government employees and law enforcement*.  Her reasoning was that veterans all have PTSD, which is a new development from Iraq, and we are all going to go crazy and start shooting baby ducks and premature infants.  You see, the good Senator believes that us vets are all ticking time bombs, all ate up with the ghosts of wars past, and are just a bad hair day away from losing our collective shit.  I’ve got news for her – Veterans are a slice of the society that produced them.  Most are honorable, honest, law-abiding folks.  Some have been negatively impacted by their experiences and are in need of help.  And a small minority of them were scumbags before they got to basic training and didn’t get much beyond that stage of personal evolution.  In other words, we’re just like everyone else.  And PTSD isn’t exactly a new phenomenon.  After the Civil War, they called it “Soldier’s Heart”.  In World War I, it was called “Shell Shock”.  During World War II and beyond, it was called ” Battle Fatigue”.  Since Vietnam, it’s been called “Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome” and “Post Traumatic Stress Disorder”.  My guess is that there has been some kind of way to describe people who have gone through something and come out shaken and hurt since Og picked up a rock and hit Unga upside the head.  As a matter of fact, PTSD is common among people who go through horrible events, like the shooting of a co-worker by another.  Perhaps the good Senator is projecting a bit here, and might be in need of her own counseling.  Who knows?  Maybe under all that pancake make-up and Botox, she’s a seething cauldron of murderous thoughts, and all it takes is for one of us uppity commoners to question her authority to unleash the beast.
  • Senator Feinstein (D for Decrepit, California) has also been in the news for an exchange between her and Republican Senator Ted Cruz of Texas on Friday.  Senator Cruz asked Senator Feinstein if she would do the same thing to books, which are protected under the 1st Amendment, as she is doing to guns, which are protected under the 2nd Amendment.  Rather than reply to a yes-or-no question with a yes-or-no answer, the good Senator from California regaled us all with her experiences during that horrid day when a California politician threw a temper tantrum over not being able to un-resign his office and shot two people, and how she poked a finger into a gunshot wound looking for a pulse.  Since she didn’t deny that she would be open to restricting the freedom of the press as much as she wants to restrict the freedom to bear arms, I’m going to guess that she would be quite happy seeing subversive literature like “Atlas Shrugs” or “1984” suppressed.  She might like parts of “Fahrenheit 451”, but something tells me that “The Federalist Papers” and “Common Sense” wouldn’t make her cut.
  • The President and his band of merry gentlemen continue to make targeted cuts with an eye to making Main Street hurt while protecting their core constituencies and pet projects. The latest that I’ve seen is that they are planning on cutting USDA food inspectors while still spending money to tell illegal immigrants how to sign up for food stamps.  That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, the President would rather that my children die from food poisoning than an illegal immigrant not sign up for free goodies paid for with the sweat of my brow.  I’m sure, of course, that his daughters will only be eating the finest food with every possible safety inspection done on it, to include proctological examinations of the cattle prior to slaughter.  This, ladies and gentlemen, is machine politics in its highest form.  If he was mayor of Chicago, that hive of scum and villainy, he would be laying off snow-plow drivers two days before Christmas so that he could pay for a New Years Eve party. 
  • President Obama is spending money we don’t have so that he can make his first trip to Israel.  The Nobel laureate and giver of all that is good and clean in this world has lowered expectations that his very presence in the Holy Land will bring about a flowering of peace and brotherhood between Muslims and Jews, between Bears fans and Packer’s fans, and between the Irish and the Irish.  Instead, he plans to do his best to get a good price on some stuff at the souvenir bazaar in Jerusalem, catch a stoning in Jericho, and maybe play some golf on the West Bank.
  • Hillary Clinton, former First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State, and fashion model for Soviet Fashion Collective #231, has announced her support for gay marriage.  How brave of her to do this.  To come out in support of such a controversial subject, risking such a promising political career, and running counter to her political base in order to make a moral stand is truly inspiring.  My mother always told us where she was the day that President Kennedy was killed, and I always tell my children where I was when the attacks of 9/11 happened.  In just such a manner, my children will be able to tell their children and their children’s children where they were the day that Hillary Clinton proclaimed that she’s in favor of gay marriage.  Let loose the doves!  Let the church bells ring!  Hillary Clinton has finally pronounced her position on gay marriage!

*Personally, if the ban were to pass and if it had an exception for veterans, I would not take advantage of it.  If we aren’t all free, then none of us is free.

Image of the Day

im001234Irish Woman’s Irish Rainbow.  Taken from the passenger seat of a Hyundai somewhere near Tipperary, June 2005.

 

Thoughts on the Day

  • It was warm enough yesterday that I sweated a little while I was working in the yard.  This morning it was raining ice.
    • In 24 hours, we’ve had sunshine, rain, snow, ice, and a mix of all three kinds of precipitation.
    • Kentucky weather:  The only constant is change.
  • The advantage of doing your planning as far ahead of time as possible is that when someone asks that you do your work weeks ahead of time, you’re pretty much ready to go.
  • Stopped by the local SuperMegaShoppingConsortium today, and just because I’m a starry-eyed optimist, I buzzed their sporting goods aisle.
    • They had a nice assortment of hunting rifles, including a Savage in .308 that whispered sweet nothings to me.
      • Like I could find .308.
    • They only had two shotguns.
      • Both were camouflaged and had turkey chokes on them.
    • The ammunition cabinet was picked pretty clean, except that it had three boxes of Tula .380.  I immediately put out an alert on Facebook.
    • I thought about buying them for a moment, but I don’t have a .380 and they would have been trade goods.
      • Knowing how short ammunition is right now, I just wouldn’t have felt right buying the last three boxes if I couldn’t have used them.
    • I’m sure someone will give them a good home.
  • We gave all the stuffed animals a good run through the washing machine today.
    • Some of them were a bit…. crunchy.
    • Apparently Boo isn’t the only one who likes to cuddle up to them and Moonshine drools.
  • The yearly period of non-productivity has begun.
    • Louisville is a number one seed in the NCAA squeaky round ball tournament.
    • The Kentucky Derby festival starts about a week after the tournament ends.
    • If I’m lucky, I’ll be able to get something accomplished right around mid-May.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I’m a true product of the American melting pot, but like a lot of Americans, I have an Irishman or two in my woodpile.  I married my beloved Irish Woman, and have been re-introduced to all that comes with it – Irish laughter, Irish whisky, and Irish tempers.

I’ve never gone in for using St. Patrick’s Day as an excuse to get blotto, but I’ve been known to drown a few shamrocks in my day.  Whatever your way of celebrating it, I hope you enjoyed the day!

Today’s Earworm

Sorry, but this was the only Irish music I could find that wasn’t a parody or pretty ladies in fine dresses.

And yeah, I spent enough time around Cavalry posts that this makes the hair on my neck stand up.

 

 

Wow

Was just looking at the stats and such for the blog, and I noticed that someone made their way here today by searching for “egyptianseptic tank design”.

I was a bit surprised, so I ran that through Google, and lo and behold, I am #8 on the list of things that can be found using that search term.

I guess I’ve finally made it.

Thoughts on the Day

  • Boo spent 10 minutes in the tub tonight making up his own superhero theme song.  
    • Something about monsters and bad guys and lightning, but with a pretty good bass line.
  • All of the electrical work in the bathroom is complete.  I wash my hands of the project.
    • Actually, I usually wash my hands in the project, but you get my meaning.
    • If you turn on the lights above the sink, the lights on the exhaust fan, and the light in the closet, there don’t seem to be any shadows in my bathroom.
    • Note to self – Irish Woman gets jumpy when I touch all of the live wires on the three way light switch all at once.  Stop doing that.
  • Hint to hardware stores – Put the fencing material in the same department as the fencing.
    • It took me 30 minutes to find rigid metal fencing this morning.
    • It was all the way across the store in the garden center.
    • I have an extra 25 feet or so of the stuff now.  I wonder what Irish Woman will dream up to make good use of it?
  • I gave up today and admitted that I’m going to be busy doing projects for the foreseeable future.
    • I did the math and figured out that it was cheaper to buy outdoor screws by the thousands than to buy them by the pound.  I save by buying bulk, and save on time and gas.
    • Of course, I’ll have to buy beer and such in bulk too, because runs to the hardware store are a great excuse to stop off for a six-pack.
  • Built an enclosure around the stubs of Irish Woman’s baby blueberry bushes today.  Apparently one of the pets (cough Moonshine cough) thinks they taste delicious.
    • Sometimes I think he’d make a good throw rug, but those moments are becoming rarer and rarer.
  • Made the mistake of letting the kids watch Pocahontas this evening over pizza.
    • They should have subtitled that movie “White Guilt”.
    • I’d call this movie ham-handed, but that would be an insult to swine.
    • The scene where I just had to walk away was when the Indian male love interest dude tries to knife John Smith for kissing Pocahontas.  One of Smith’s friends shoots him with a matchlock (seriously dude, when you see someone fiddling with the magic boomstick that you’re so impressed with and then pointing it at you, just leave).  Pocahontas is all taken aback that her friend got shot while trying to kill someone and starts screaming “You killed him!”.
    • I got “The Look” when I walked away saying “Well, maybe he needed killing!”.
    • If John Smith were half the man that Han Solo was, he would have asked Pocahontas if she’d preferred to watch him get sliced open like a cantaloupe.
  • When asked by Irish Woman what I thought about planting more fruit bushes around the property, I replied that she could plant whatever she wanted wherever she wanted as long as my list of things to build didn’t get longer, it didn’t hurt the utilities, and it was neither immoral or illegal.
    • See? I can be reasonable.
  • Patience – Smiling peacefully at the nice old lady who is arguing with the clerk at the gas station about her lottery tickets when all you want to do is pay for your soda and ask for the key to the men’s room.
  • I was so funky from crawling around in the attic and working outside today that when I rubbed my forehead, I came back with crumbles of crud.
    • I always thank the Lord that I live in a place where hot water comes out of the tap, not off the stove.

News Roundup

  • From the “No Velociraptor For You!” Department – Scientists are arguing the ethics of resurrecting extinct species, but apparently dinosaurs are right out.  So, while the Peruvian death mosquito and Romanian plague rat are brought back, my back yard will be bereft of extinct therapods.  Now how am I going to keep those darn coyotes out of the yard?
  • From the “Consequences, Schmoncequences” Department – The fees on federal student loans are increasing slightly as a result of the ongoing sequester.  Apparently improving efficiency in the bureaucracy that has mushroomed since the government took over most student loans was out of the question.  Yes, it’s not much more money, but when you’re a starving student, a bigger fee hurts.  Of course, the fact that the federal government is involved in a transaction between a private citizen and the university they attend is wrong, but we’ll leave that for another talk.  I guess all those students who voted for Obama to strike a blow against The Man are yet again learning that they themselves are The Man.
  • From the “Your Tax Dollars At Work” Department – The U.N. recently held a conference where anti-gun organizations got a chance to sit down with African government officials to ‘educate’ them about upcoming negotiations on a treaty to curtail civilian access to small arms.  Because, you know, no-one is more receptive to ideas that guarantee a human being’s right to self-defense, even against oppressive governments, than African dictators.  I know, other countries contribute to the U.N., but do you think the Manhattan Third World Debate Club and Deli would cut back on caviar and hookers so that they could hold these shindigs if we walked away from them?
  • From the “Foundlings” Department – A family in South Carolina had a bit of a surprise the other day when the box they found on the side of the road was not filled with the expected litter of puppies.  Rather, it contained three black bear cubs.  Now, how does one get the gumption to touch that box without being 100% sure that Mama Bear isn’t in the bushes doing what bears do in the woods?  The cubs are said to be doing well, and have already been signed by Hamms beer for the 2016 football season commercials.
  • From the “Oopsie!” Department – A New York assemblyman, who has voted against legalization of marijuana for medical uses, was arrested recently after police allegedly found a quantity of the cursed weed on him during a traffic stop.  Apparently he needed to take the edge off after a week of keeping New Yorkers safe from one of his habits.
  • From the “Dumbass” Department – A man in Wisconsin was arrested after the people who were working on his printer  found sheets of counterfeit bills jammed in it.  When the man was arrested, police allege that he had several more counterfeit bills on him.  Here’s a hint – If you’re using your home printer to counterfeit money, learn to clear your own paper jams.
  • From the “Booze Buddy” Department – A company in California is coming up with a device that will allow smart phone users to gauge their blood alcohol levels.  They hope that if people know how drunk they are, the less they will drink and drive.  This brings back memories of a gadget that was mounted on the wall of the bowling alley in Augsburg.  You put in a couple of quarters, the machine would turn on and dispense a short plastic straw.  You stuck the straw into a hole in the machine and blew.  It would then read out your BAC.  Instead of using it to get an idea if we were safe to drive, it became a measure of who was the most inebriated, with the winner buying the next round.  I am proud to say that I bought more than a few rounds of beer at that bowling alley.