A Year of Poetry – Day 334
Posted by daddybear71 on March 23, 2017
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An Idea
Sorry if this is just a fragment, but it’s been rumbling around in my head for a couple of days, and if I don’t get it out soon, it’s going to claw out through my cerebellum. Not sure if anything will come out of this, but I’ll leave the idea here to pick up later.
The planet wasn’t anything special, not in the grand scheme of things anyway. It was the fourth satellite of its pale yellow star, the second smallest planet in an unremarkable system. According to the ships’s database, it hadn’t had any official visits since being surveyed by National Astrographic twenty five years before the war, which meant it might not have been seen by human eyes for over half a century.
Not that much would have changed. Perhaps in a few hundred thousand years, the narrow band of water and rocky islands around its equator would expand and liberate the rest of it from the thick ice that otherwise blotted out its surface.
“Oh, boy, another iceball,” Dot said into her her headset as she touched the control panel.
“Remind you of home?” the tinny voice of the ship’s engineer, who everyone called “George” because getting their tongues to pronounce his given name in Welsh was out of the question.
Dot ignored the jibe and read the data scrolling across her screen. This was only her third turn controlling the two sensor probes the Beagle carried in pods slung beneath her hull, and she wanted to make sure she didn’t miss anything “Rover” and “Rovette” sent back.
“Skipper, the pups are picking up a debris cloud around the rock,” she said, pointing to the main screen. The computer was using imagery from the probes to enhance the long-range image it displayed to the bridge. A thin, flat disk of small swirling shapes was slowly appearing around its view of the planet.
“Debris?” the captain asked. “What sort?”
Dot furrowed her brow and read the data off, “Aluminum, some titanium, hydrocarbons, trace amounts of iron, calcium, sodium.”
A new line of data streamed across her readout, bright red and flashing.
“Captain, it’s hot. Rover’s reporting a few big chunks of plutonium mixed in with all that.”
“The probes’re safe, right?” Skipper asked. “Damned things are expensive.”
“They’re holding at 10 kilometers from the outward edge, so they should be fine,” Dot replied.
The engineer piped up, “Sounds like a ship broke up. Maybe somebody’s reactor went critical.”
“Yeah, but it’s been out there for a long time if it spread out like that,” the captain said. “Any hunks big enough to identify?”
“Largest piece so far is about a meter wide,” Dot answered. “Maybe we can find something with a name or a serial number.”
“Don’t bet on it,” George said. “It’s likely most of the big pieces have deorbited and burned up.”
“Not a lot of traffic comes this way,” the captain said thoughtfully.
“Could be from the war,” Dot suggested.
“Maybe,” Skipper grunted.
“Hey, if we can find anything identifiable, I bet two nights of kitchen cleanup that Skipper knows who it was.”
“You know, I didn’t know everyone in the Navy,” Skipper retorted.
Dot looked over her shoulder with a mischievous smile. “You mean like that time we got in a fight with those marines and it turned out you used to be drinking buddies with two of their fathers?”
“Six degrees of separation,” the engineer’s voice teased.
“Shaddap, the both of you,” Skipper said, looking over the top of his bifocals at Dot. His stern glower was ruined when he winked at her.
“If some of the debris deorbited, it might have survived to hit the surface,” she suggested as she turned back to her station. “Ought to be easy to find against all that ice.”
Skipper sighed and pursed his lips for a second. “Maybe.”
He thought for a moment, then said, “Tell Rover to keep looking through that junk for anything worth salvaging and send Rovette to survey the surface. Look for any metal larger than a shipping container.”
“Aye, sir,” Dot said. She caressed the controls, sending the signal that said “Good dog!” to her semi-intelligent probes, then relayed Skipper’s orders.
“Put us in a high orbit over the iceball,” Skipper said. “We’ll hang out for a few days and see if anything interesting turns up.”
“Aye, sir,” the engineer replied. “It’s also my duty to remind the captain that it’s his turn to cook tonight.”
“I feel like celebrating,” Skipper said. “Not every day you stumble on salvage you probably won’t have to spend money on a lawyer to get the rights to. Steaks sound good?”
Both Dot and the engineer hooted their pleasure as Skipper headed down the ladder to the galley. Their ship braked into its orbit while Rovette dropped down close enough to the surface that she could scan the frozen surface. The Beagle’s crew, human and mechanical, settled into the mundane tasks they had done dozens of times before when looking for something worth salvaging.
On one of the small, rocky islands that dotted the planet’s thawed equator, a set of dark eyes looked up and noticed that a new star had appeared in the sky, and it was moving very quickly toward the horizon. Their owner watched as the small dot of light passed overhead, then hurried down from its perch and scuttled across the barren rock toward the long metal tube he had called home for decades.
Posted by daddybear71 on March 22, 2017
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Today’s Earworm
Coffee loves me, this I know
For it makes my brain to go.
Mumbled speech it drives away
Coffee helps me start my day
Coffee never lets me rest
Because coffee loves me best!
Posted by daddybear71 on March 22, 2017
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A Year of Poetry – Day 333
Rise, brothers, rise; the wakening skies pray to the morning light,
The wind lies asleep in the arms of the dawn like a child that has cried all night.
Come, let us gather our nets from the shore and set our catamarans free,
To capture the leaping wealth of the tide, for we are the kings of the sea!
No longer delay, let us hasten away in the track of the sea gull’s call,
The sea is our mother, the cloud is our brother, the waves are our comrades all.
What though we toss at the fall of the sun where the hand of the sea-god drives?
He who holds the storm by the hair, will hide in his breast our lives.
Sweet is the shade of the cocoanut glade, and the scent of the mango grove,
And sweet are the sands at the full o’ the moon with the sound of the voices we love;
But sweeter, O brothers, the kiss of the spray and the dance of the wild foam’s glee;
Row, brothers, row to the edge of the verge, where the low sky mates with the sea.
— Sarojini Naidu, Coromandel Fishers
Posted by daddybear71 on March 22, 2017
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Legislation Suggestions
Since the political time of crazy doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon, I thought I’d take a few minutes to suggest some things that might not stop the madness, but will at least move it in a direction that would make me happier.
The “Get Off Your Ass” Welfare Reform Bill
This bill would set a 24 month limit on use of social welfare programs per person in a 60 month period, require 20 hours a week of vocational training or volunteer time for adult recipients, and set a 60 month lifetime limit on receiving government welfare. Waiver of these requirements and restrictions would be possible only upon a simple majority non-voice vote by both houses of Congress, and would need to be renewed every 180 days by the same process.
The “Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is” Charitable Giving Reform Bill
Would amend the tax code to remove the cap on writing off charitable giving on personal and corporate income taxes. Private charity is usually a more efficient alternative to government welfare, and this way the American taxpayer could decide which causes they want to support.
The “Why Does the Education Department Need Shotguns?” Federal Law Enforcement Reform Bill
This bill would restrict the ability of federal employees to arrest people and be issued a firearm to uniformed ICE officers, agents of the FBI and the Secret Service, and U.S. Marshals. Let the ATF go to the Marshals or the FBI, or better yet, local law enforcement, if they need somebody arrested or somewhere raided.
The “Why Does the Marine Corps Need a Stealth Fighter?” Defense Acquisitions Reform Bill
An act that would require the military services to re-justify all programs that have been in development longer than five years and/or have cost more than 20% more than their original cost estimates. I’ve always found it amazing how requirements get pared down when you make somebody re-justify something that isn’t working or has expanded like a tick on a hog’s rump.
So, do y’all have anything you’d like to suggest? You get bonus points if you come up with a clever title to your bill.
Posted by daddybear71 on March 21, 2017
https://daddybearsden.com/2017/03/21/legislation-suggestions/
A Year of Poetry – Day 332
“You ask me why I dwell in the green mountain;
I smile and make no reply for my heart is free of care.
As the peach-blossom flows down stream
and is gone into the unknown,
I have a world apart that is not among men.”
— Li Po, Question and Answer on the Mountain
Posted by daddybear71 on March 21, 2017
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A Year of Poetry – Day 331
Waves roll in columns on their usual route –
Splashing and humming, they run;
People, too, stride in a lousy crowd –
Every one trails everyone.
Waves favor cold of their slavery more
Than heat of midday sunny rays,
People take care of their souls… But lo! –
Their souls are colder than waves!
-- Mikhail Lermentov, Waves and People
Posted by daddybear71 on March 20, 2017
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Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on March 19, 2017
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A Year of Poetry – Day 330
There is a river we all must cross,
Thousands will pass it tomorrow;
Some will go down to its waters with joy,
Others with anguish and sorrow.
Some will be welcom’d by angel bands,
Coming from over the river;
Others be borne by the current adown,
Where there is none to deliver.
These shall land safely in Eden’s bow’rs,
Wearing the white robes of pardon;
Those shall be cast on a desolate shore,
Far from the gates of the garden.
These shall have voices to join the song
Ever from Eden ascending;
Those shall unite in the wailings of woe
Woe, that hath never an ending.
Over the river we all must cross,
Jesus may call us tomorrow;
Shall we go down to its waters with joy?
Shall we with anguish and sorrow?
— Henry Clay Work, There Is A River We All Must Cross
Posted by daddybear71 on March 19, 2017
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A Year of Poetry – Day 329
Nature, it seems, is the popular name
for milliards and milliards and milliards
of particles playing their infinite game
of billiards and billiards and billiards.
— Piet Hein, Atomyriedes
Posted by daddybear71 on March 18, 2017
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