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The other four rules

In Texas, two children were injured when a 13 year old found a gun in a storage shed and caused the gun to go off while trying to see if it was loaded.  Luckily, no-one was killed.   I’d say he had to break at least three of the Four Rules:

  1. All guns are always loaded.
  2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
  4. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

I’m teaching my kids about gun safety and how they should act if they find a gun.  This is different from teaching a child how to handle a gun safely.  What I’ve taught Girlie Bear, Little Bear, and Junior Bear, and will teach BooBoo when he’s old enough to understand, is what to do if they find one of my guns, find a random gun while playing outside, or if they find a gun while they’re over at a friend’s house.  I’ve taken advantage of the NRA Eddie Eagle program as a tool in this.  This program has another four rules:

If you see a gun: 

  • STOP!
  • Don’t Touch.
  • Leave the Area. 
  • Tell an Adult.
I wish that more schools took advantage of Eddie Eagle and other gun safety programs.  Heck, I wish the schools put all of the kids through gun, hunting, and boating safety courses as part of their PE classes.  A little safety training might keep more kids off of the 6 o’clock news.

What I do, once the kids are old enough (totally subjective), is take them down and open up the gun safe and ammo boxes.  I show them everything I have and explain what its purpose is for.  I show them each type of bullet and line them up so they can compare size and perceived power. Then I remind them that the .22 LR, which is the smallest bullet I have, is big enough to kill.  That takes care of the “I wonder what dad’s guns look like” curiosity.  I also let the kids be around when I’m cleaning my guns so they learn what the insides look like and how it all fits together.  Again, satisfy their curiosity safely so they won’t satisfy it themselves unsafely.

Then I pound in that they should never see a gun laying around unattended in our house, but if they do, they are to keep their hands off and tell me or another adult.  Same goes for finding a gun while playing outside or at the park (happened once to us in Arizona.  Turns out that losing an AR-15 out of the trunk isn’t the only way that LEO misplaces a gun), and especially if they’re over at a friend’s house. 
I equate these things to when we drown-proofed them, or when we taught them how to cross the street.  I don’t want my kids to be afraid of guns, but I want them to respect the harm that mishandling of a gun can cause.  The young man who accidentally shot two other children learned a harsh lesson.  My hope is that my kids and other children learn this lesson in a less traumatic fashion.

An Open Letter

Dear Walgreens:

This:

The man was armed with a handgun, stole prescription drugs and killed everyone in the shop before fleeing with a black backpack.

is why so many of us objected to this.
Disarming people you have enough confidence in that you let them handle your narcotics and money doesn’t create a safe place for your customers and employees.  It creates a safe place for the trash that wants to rob and murder both us and you.
“Just give them what they want” doesn’t work when dealing with people who are irrational enough to think that robbing a drug store for what’s in the pharmacy and the cash registers is a valid way to make a living.  People who rob pharmacies for oxycontin aren’t known for making rational decisions, so basing your corporate policy on that ability might be considered a shaky business decision.

Throw the book at him III

You know, I’m getting tired of writing these:

A police report said when the youths refused to leave Dunikowski’s stoop he took a 5.56 mm Bushmaster semiautomatic rifle to a second-floor window and started shooting.

Say it with me now:  A gun is not a negotiating tool.  A gun is not there for you to vent frustration at someone else with.  A gun is not to be used to intimidate someone who is not threatening a life or property.  
If someone is on your property but not threatening you, tell them to leave.  If they don’t, then either call their parents or call the police.  Don’t bust a few caps to “scare them off” or “teach them a lesson”.
If we don’t police ourselves, we invite others to police us.

Must have been a magical bullet thrower

In New York City, where legal guns are almost non-existant, one person was killed and eight more were wounded when hit by bullets sprayed at a party.

Since no-one in the area had the necessary licenses to own and/or carry a pistol, someone must have come up with some kind of magical lead throwing device.

I can see it now:

A young person is disrespected somehow at a party, goes out to his car or apartment, and returns with his magic wand.  Taking several large lumps of metal out of his belt pouch, he conjures the necessary forces to form them into bullets and fling them into the house, wreaking havoc.  

Or maybe he or she just had a gun in defiance of all the gun laws on the books in NYC.  Occam’s Razor and all that.

Someone who wants to have a gun probably doesn’t need to break a sweat trying to find one, even in a gun free zone like New York.  No matter how many gallons of ink you waste on making something illegal, it does nothing to prevent someone who really wants to do it from doing it.*

*edited due to a really bad sentence structure.

Father’s Day Earworm

Presented without comment.

Victim Selection Process Fail

A misunderstood youth in Chicago thought he’d found an easy mark when he tried robbing a man dressed as a clown the other day.  Seriously, he tried to rob a clown.  That’s good for at least a few points towards first class on the bullet train to hell.

Unfortunately for him, his luck was really bad that day.  Said clown was actually an off-duty police officer.  After a struggle, the youth was shot with his own gun.

How crappy is your luck when you try to rob someone at gunpoint in a city that restricts the ownership and carrying of defensive weapons to an exceedingly small minority, and you try to rob an off duty cop that can not only take the gun away from you but also knows which end the bullet comes out of?

More Research Follies

A study in New York claims to have found the cause of gray hair.  They injected a certain protein into black mice and found that their hair lightened.  They believe that this research may lead to a cure or preventive treatment for gray hair. Of course, this begs the question as to whether or not such a thing is medically necessary, but I’ll leave that for others to figure out.

Funny, I thought this was where gray hair came from:

I swear, before the summer of 1992, I had a full head of thick, dirty blond hair.  Now my hairline is heading north at an accelerating rate, there’s more white and gray in my beard than brown, and my temples are starting to look “distinguished”.  And I’m pretty sure the damage is permanent.

Well I’ll be dipped

The TSA actually found something!  Normally, I’d say that they couldn’t catch a cold, but they caught someone who tried to bring a derringer and bullets onto the plane.

Of course, it appears that this was found with an old fashioned baggage x-ray.  It wasn’t the porn-o-tron body scanner, enhanced patdowns/colorectal exams, or any of the other stuff that has been put into airport security over the past decade.  It was just a TSA guy, watching a monitor, looking at what was in someone’s carry-on.

So, chalk one up to 1970’s airport security technology!

Spidey Sense Tingling

OK, I’m probably way off on this, but something’s making the back of my neck tingle about three things in the news over the past few days:

  • A Muslim Marine reservist was arrested in Washington DC with a fake bomb and a notebook full of things about the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
  • An illegal immigrant from Guyana stole an identity and worked as a flight attendant.
  • Intelligence gathered when an Al Qaeda leader in Somalia was killed indicates that an attack on London ala Mumbai is either in the planning or preparation stage.

I’m probably just seeing a pattern in chaos, but the methodology of Al Qaeda in the past has been to do a few soft probes to watch our reaction, make a plan adapted to our reaction, make dry runs to see if our preventive measures can be penetrated, and then to drop the hammer.   These things look like plans, probes, and dry runs to me.

What do you all think?  Do these and similar incidents mean the same to you guys or am I just being paranoid?

This is why I watch football

In England, a group of young men were being initiated into rugby and soccer teams, so they got drunk, dressed up like fighter pilots, got on a bus, and “performed lewd sex acts while on the vehicle”.


You know, I’ve been through some initiation rites.  I went through Scouts, which was rife with ceremony.  I have four small scars on my chest where the pins from my sergeant’s stripes were pushed through my uniform to make “blood rank”.  Heck, you could say that the entire time I spent in basic training was one long hazing session that coincidentally made some semblance of a soldier out of me.


But no-one ever asked me to dress up as Goose and scare the little old ladies on public transportation.  And to be perfectly honest, if Drill Sergeant Hill had told me to put on a flight suit and dry hump my battle buddy on a bus, I might have found a way to be sent home.  


Guys, if any group wants you to do things that you wouldn’t do in front of your grandmother in order to join said group, find another group.  No matter if it’s a sports team, military organization, religion, sewing circle, reading club, or Cub Scout den.  Your self respect is more important than having your teeth knocked out in a scrum.