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Where does the line get crossed?

Just read Marko’s post about Jay’s post about Weerd’s post about Sean’s post about a man who was shot by muggers after he had given up his wallet.  Weerd, Jay, and Marko all discuss whether or not it is morally right to use lethal force in order to protect property.  I thought I’d ring in with my two cents.

Irish Woman and I came into the adult world with literally the clothes on our backs.  Everything we have, with the exception of a very small number of things she’s gathered that belonged to her parents, we have earned the money for and bought ourselves.  There is nothing in our home that I can look at and not think of what I had to do in order to earn it.   While I’m not emotionally attached to much of it, if someone was to take it from us, it would require further toil to replace it.  Yes, like most Americans, we have a lot of luxury goods, but we also have a lot of things that we need in order to get through every day.  All of these things are subject to theft, and thieves are subject to how I feel about protecting our property.

Add to that the propensity that I’ve started to notice among thieves to not leave witnesses behind, and you should start to understand my attitude.  I cannot with 100% certainty say how I will handle a thief who just wants to grab the TV and run, but I can’t say that I wouldn’t use a gun to stop him.  All bets are off if I feel that the thief, in addition to taking or destroying property, is presenting a threat to one of us, and that’s going to be a reptilian brain instinctual, irrational decision.  Not a lot of space there for the “Well, he looks like he’s just grabbing the laptop/wallet/TV.  Guess I’ll just call the police.” kind of decision making.  My only word of advice there is this:  Don’t startle a man with a family to protect.  He might mistake your intentions and make your mama sad.

I once heard someone say that if a stereo isn’t worth killing for, then it shouldn’t be worth risking dying for.  Maybe instead of billboards along I-65 for gun turn-ins and mentoring volunteers, some of the organizations that do outreach to ‘at-risk youths’ should remind them of that.

Let us never speak of this again

If you’ll excuse me for a few minutes, I’m going to talk about NASCAR and stuff that’s local to Louisville.

This past weekend, after years and years of whining and pleading, Kentucky Speedway finally got themselves a real race.   The NASCAR Sprint Cup held its first race in Kentucky, and it was a goat screw.  Not that NASCAR did anything wrong.  If the measure of success of a racing organization is that the race started on time, officiating was impartial and effective, and the race ended with a clear winner, then NASCAR was successful.

The people who run Kentucky Speedway, on the other hand, poked the pooch in a major way.

I’m not a racing fan.  Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but it just doesn’t trip my trigger.  I’ve been to Kentucky Speedway for various events a few times and it’s been a cluster of massive proportions each and every time.  Parking is a nightmare, there aren’t that many hotels or restaurants in the little town of Sparta, and there is exactly one major highway through that area, Interstate 71.  I-71 at that point is a multi-lane highway, but the exits to the speedway are one or two lane.  Guess where the chokepoint for the Speedway is?  If you said “Exits and/or routes to parking”, have yourself a cookie from the tray at the back.  Anyone who’s ever driven from Louisville to Cincinnati on race day could tell you there was no way that over 100,000 people were going to get through that area in less than 8 hours.

Since there aren’t that many hotel rooms convenient to the Speedway, the planners must have known that most people would be driving in.  Here’s how I see the high level plan for getting people in and out of the area:

  • Get them on the highway
  • The Lord miraculously increases the throughput and carrying capacity of I-71 and the smaller highways around Sparta by 200%
  • Get them off the highway
  • The loaves and the fishes miracle is recreated, but this time it’s “Traffic control and parking spots”
  • Get them out of their cars
  • Get them into the track
  • Fill them with as much beer and fried food as we can while extracting every last penny they brought with them
  • Get them back in their cars
  • Will the Lord never stop showering us with more miracles?  Moses re-appears and parts the Redneck Sea so that everyone can get back on the highway
  • Everyone drives home
  • Go home and count the money
Instead, what happened was that I-71 became even more of a bottleneck at Sparta than it normally is during a race and people sat in their cars for hours trying to get off of the highway and either park or drive home.  Some had the exquisite experience of paying to see the race in person and then listening to it on AM radio from the highway within sight of the track.  
So OK, Kentucky, you had your chance, and you blew it.  You put your NASCAR style speedway way out in the country so that there’s no existing infrastructure to support it and you didn’t build much around it.  You got NASCAR to sponsor a race, and then you turned I-71 into the biggest parking lot east of the Mississippi.  If you’re lucky, NASCAR will allow you to continue to hold minor races for it, but I never want to hear you whine about the big races never coming here again.  

Escalation

According to the Washington Post, the U.S. and French embassies in Damascus, Syria, were attacked earlier today.  The French embassy guards reportedly opened fire over the heads of demonstrators in order to stop them before they did any damage, while the American ambassador allowed the sanctity of his post to be violated with no real response from the local Marine guard.

Now, I’m not saying that Barack Obama is the second coming of Jimmy Carter, and Damascus in 2011 is not Tehran in 1979, but the parallels are there.  We have a middle eastern dictator who needs to distract his people from internal issues with a foreign bogeyman facilitating assaults against our embassy.  It’s not a big step from smashing a few windows and ripping down our flag to a full scale overrunning of the embassy by a mob at the direction of the current Syrian client of Tehran.

President Obama needs to respond to this more forcefully than a stern look at a press conference.  Armed Americans need to be on the walls and roofs of that embassy.  They need to have clearly written, publicly viewable rules of engagement.  It wouldn’t hurt if someone went around the perimeter of the embassy with fluorescent, glow in the dark orange paint and put up a very visible line that will not be crossed.  That way when some dumbass gets the top of his head removed by a 7.62mm haircut, his family can’t say he wasn’t warned.  If Syria continues its provocations, a complete MEU and carrier battle group need to be in the eastern Mediterranean and an Air Force strike group needs to be in the Kurdish region of Iraq.  A repeat of today’s activities or worse should bring the full wrath of the United States on the Assad regime, including the residences of the president and his family.

I never want to watch images of 3rd world goat pimps parading U.S. diplomats and military personnel around for the cameras again.  If President Obama is not willing to do what is necessary to protect our embassy, he should either close it or step aside and let a grown-up take charge for a little while.

Of Course He Is

Tom Felton, the actor who played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series, has announced that he is starting a career as a rap ‘artist’.  Apparently his acting career, including a leading role in an upcoming unnecessary remake of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” isn’t enough to fill his calendar or that hole in his heart where his soul used to be.

Just what the world needs, another former child star hack actor who decides to branch out into ‘music’ so that he will feel fulfilled.  He’s apparently going to do some Eurotrash hip-hop tracks.  I kind of hope he goes full gangsta rapper so I can watch the ghosts of Biggee and Tupac rip him limb from limb.  Where do I sign up for the newsletter?
I look forward to Mr. Felton’s imminent arrest and/or drug rehab.  I also look forward to whipping the bejeezus out of the first kid who crosses my path reciting the latest hit single/seizure inducer from M.C. Malfoy.

On Immigrants

Over at Bayou Renaissance Man, Peter has a link to a quiz on the Declaration of Independence.  I took it, and I will claim disability so that I don’t have to put up my score.  In my defense, I’m comfortably numb at the moment.

Peter expresses surprise at being told that naturalized citizens tend to do better at these things than native born citizens.  I have also come to believe that immigrant citizens tend to know more about our Constitution, our government, our laws, and our history than a lot of us native borns.  Let’s face it, when I first learned about the Declaration, I was very young, and a lot of it went over my head.  Someone who is learning it for the citizenship test is older, more mature, and motivated.

The stark reality is this:  all I did to get my citizenship was take my second breath.  Someone like Peter or my grandfather made a conscious decision to not only leave the place they were born, but to also learn about this strange place we call America and prove their knowledge when challenged by the government.

If you can’t already tell, I’m one of those who thinks that the United States is strengthened by immigration, but I do believe that it has to be controlled levels of immigration and we should allow in those who can positively contribute and who prove they can stay out of trouble.

When our family moved from North Dakota to California, for the first time in my life, I met immigrants who didn’t look and sound like me. Remember – ethnic diversity in North Dakota means having a Swede on the school board and a German teaching French*.  We got there just after the 1986 amnesty, so there were  a lot of new, proud citizens.  When we finally settled into what at the time was a nice house in a nice neighborhood, about half of our neighbors were new citizens from one Latin American country or another.  One in particular lived just down the street from us, Mrs. Ruiz.

Mrs. Ruiz (Never Senora, thank you very much) was an old grandmother who had come across the border somewhere near San Diego in the 1950’s with her husband, and they had lived their lives and brought up their family as illegal immigrants.  They had both worked hard in whatever jobs they could find, had brought up their sons and daughters, all of whom were born in California and were therefore citizens, to love both Mexico and the United States, and stayed out of trouble.  On a few occasions, I tried to speak what little Spanish I had with her, and she smiled, played along, then switched back to her very lightly accented English.  She liked to joke that she learned to read and write English at the same time my mother did.  I went to high school with one of her many granddaughters, and it wasn’t her father I had to talk to when I wanted to ask her out, it was Mrs. Ruiz.  I never crossed swords with her, but I distinctly remember the boyfriend of one of her other granddaughters taking a brutal verbal assault from this little gray haired lady when he decided act like trash in her house.  This lady worked hard her whole life, never took a dollar that wasn’t earned, and never put up with crap from anyone.

I contrast her with some of the native born citizens I see here in Kentucky, who can trace their lineage in Louisville back to George Rogers Clark, but never mastered speaking proper English, never were that interested in school, and are perfectly fine watching their offspring dress, act, and speak like trash in public.  You know, the fine ladies and gentlemen who can’t tell you who their senators are, but can tell you the winning lottery numbers from last night and know where the cheapest beer and cigarettes are to be had within 5 miles.  They will, however, fill you in on how the illegal Mexican family down the street seems to be doing well with their well-behaved children who are going to school, their brightly painted house with all the flowers, and the admittedly loud sounding 1980-something sedan they drive.  Must be into drugs or something, according to these scions of old American families.  It can’t be because the father lives in the house, both parents get up in the morning and work hard all day, and raise kids that know that the hand of God himself will do no more damage to them than their parents will if they mess up in school or get in trouble with the law.  No, it must be drug money

Yes, I’m conflicted about illegal immigration.  All things being equal, I would prefer that the borders were locked down and people who wanted to come here were screened prior to applying for food stamps.  I recognize the corrosive effects of uncontrolled immigration has on our social services, our communities, and our politics.  But I also know that there can be a net benefit to immigration, and that by letting in people from around the world, our country has a way to grow and evolve while still staying true to its founding principles.   I’m also honest enough to recognize that a lot of us native born Americans don’t act any better than the stereotypes we affix to illegal immigrants, and in a lot of ways, we’re worse.

Our country was built by immigrants, for immigrants.  We have no claim to nobility due to being born here, but we do have a claim of ownership.   We are more than willing to share the bounty of our land with those who want to come here to enrich not only themselves, but also the country as a whole.  When we stop letting immigration in some form happen, then we rob our grandchildren of a strength that we have come to rely on.

*Ours learned it when he was stationed in Paris – no joke.  Of course, he was stationed there in 1951, but that’s another story.

Quote of the Day

 ….even when I knew the car had dope, the guy was dirty or whatever, it wasn’t worth my integrity and our rights to cross the line for one bad guy.  — Captain Tightpants in his comments about the Casey Anthony verdict.



I tend to feel about this in the same way I felt about the OJ Simpson verdict.  My gut tells me the accused was guilty, but that the jury was correct in not convicting based on their guts.  Better that a few guilty villains walk free than to see a single innocent man be convicted because the bar was set too low or someone compromised themselves to make a case.  We make things hard for police and prosecutors on purpose.  To paraphrase Alan, only in a police state are things easy for the police.


As always, my thoughts and prayers go out for our police.  As much as I complain about the law and how it’s handled here, I’ve seen way too many places where it’s applied the way the local strongman wants it applied. usually to the detriment of but a few.  The sheer number of good men and women who are willing to give up the better part of their youth in order to keep me and mine safe while we sleep is a testament to the underlying strength of our culture.  There’s a reason the last line in my nightly prayer is “Dear Lord, protect those who protect us.”

Thought for the Day

Do not take prescription pain medication then fall asleep listening to The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack.

Update

I’m home.  Not feeling too bad.  Had to spend an extra night in the hospital for pain management, but that’s under control.

Dear Father

It’s been 25 years this month since I last saw you.  You and my mother had been apart for three years, and that was the first time you spent any time with us.  My brothers and sisters and I spent a weekend at Grandma’s, and you came over for one afternoon.  You gave us some money and sent us to the arcade so you could visit with your mother.  Since then there hasn’t been a peep.

In all that time, I’ve grown up, had children, travelled the world, and become a better man than you could ever hope to be.  My children never wonder if they’re loved, and they never feel forgotten or unwanted.  They have never had to worry about where they will sleep, or where the next meal will come from.  They have never had to line up for a spanking when I come home from work, and they have never heard “I know you did something to deserve this.” come from my lips.  Even though I was a complete moron when it came to marriage as a young man, I never took it out on them.  They always knew that they came first in all things.

My children know you exist, but will never meet you.  You will never be Grandpa to them.  Other, better men have lined up to do that.  You will never take them fishing or hunting.  They will never wake up in your home for Christmas.  You have become and will forever remain just a name on our family tree.

So I hope you enjoy your birthday next month, father.  I also hope you have many more without me and my children.

The Family, 1977

Larry and Robb will love this

Paleontologists in Australia have unearthed the remains of a 3 ton, 14 foot long marsupial.  Basically it’s a wombat that’s the size of a rhino.

Put a saddle on that thing, stash ammo and pointy things in its pouch, and you’ve got yourself a true Combat Wombat.  I look forward to our future of wombat cavalry.