Chase Bank is really having a bad week.
First, they had one of their customers arrested after he tried to cash a check that Chase sent him because they thought it was fake. Through a comedy of incompetence, Chase kept both the check and the money that backs it, the man lost his car after it was impounded and auctioned, and subsequently he lost his job. He’s of course gotten himself a lawyer, and I hope that the next few Chase branches that are opened are named “Ikenna Njoku’s Big Building With Money”.
Next, Chase somehow decided that one of their customers in Florida had died, sent a condolence letter to her family, and reported her passing on to the credit bureaus. Even after the lady reported the error to Chase, her credit report still says she’s dead, which is apparently causing issues. Again, she’s lawyered up, and I hope she’s successful enough that the headquarters of Chase is renamed to “Wrenella Pierre Memorial Bank and Trust”.
If I were Chase, I’d shut down all of the offices for a day or two, get everyone together, and remind them of Rule Number One: “Don’t Be F…ing Stupid!”. When a customer comes to you with a check from your own bloody bank, you cash it. Maybe you make them put the money into an account if it’s large and you want to be sure it’s not a fake, but you accept your own bloody check. Next, you don’t unilaterally declare your customers dead. When you think that one of your precious customers has passed away, you inquire with the family, then have them do the paperwork and such to take care of accounts. And when you do screw up and mark one of your customers as deceased and they call you on it, you don’t go home until everyone you’ve told about this has been told about the new information and corrects their records.
Come on guys, we gave you billions of dollars to keep the doors open. You could at least try to act like a responsible adult.
Bad Week for Chase Bank
Posted by daddybear71 on July 12, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/12/bad-week-for-chase-bank/
Facepalm
A state senator in Arizona is taking HEAT rounds because she took her pistol out of her purse and was showing off her laser sight when it apparently got pointed at a reporter. Some say she pointed it at the reporter, she says he sat down in its beam.
Either way, she says it was no big deal because her finger wasn’t on the trigger.
Sigh.
If you’re in Arizona, especially if you are represented by Lori Klein, please remind her about the Four Rules:
1. All guns are always loaded
2. Never point your gun at anything you don’t want to destroy
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot
4. Know your target and what is beyond it.
At the very best, Senator Klein was breaking at least rules 2 or 4. Worse, if she hadn’t cleared her pistol before activating and demonstrating her laser, she was doing it with a definitely loaded firearm. It doesn’t matter of the reporter intentionally got into the way or not. You don’t take your gun out in a place like the Senate lounge in the state capitol, activate the laser sighting device and point it around in order to show how neat it is. You do something like that on a range or in your basement after you have cleared it.
Someone please take the good Senator aside and gently remind her of basic gun safety, please.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 12, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/12/facepalm/
Where do we get such men?
Today, President Obama will present the Medal of Honor to Sergeant First Class Leroy Arthur Petry. During a daylight raid in Afghanistan, then Staff Sergeant Petry left a place of relative safety to help fellow Rangers clear a building. After being wounded, he took cover with other soldiers in a chicken coop. When insurgents threw a grenade into their position, he scooped it up and threw it away from his fellow soldiers. The grenade went off just as it left his right hand, blowing it off. Petry put a tourniquet on his own arm to stop the bleeding and rejoined the fight.
I am always amazed by these stories. Remember, I was in a nominally peace time army. Our heroes came from the first Gulf War and Vietnam. But plain old regular men and women who were Corporals and Lieutenants when I was in are now senior NCO’s and officers, and have served through 10 years of war. There are going to be stories of heroics from all corners of this conflict for years to come. SFC Petry himself has deployed 8 times in this war, and is still serving other wounded warriors minus his right hand. Think about that the next time you complain about having to work a weekend.
We don’t raise our sons and daughters to be warriors in this country. JROTC programs in our high schools tend to be a tiny percentage of the students, and the Boy Scouts has cut a lot of its doctrinal ties with the military. Service isn’t emphasized in our schools anymore. Heck, civics and patriotism are actively de-emphasized. But it never seems to be hard to find young men and women who are willing to give up, at the very least, what could be the best years of their lives in order to serve all of us.
SFC Petry, thank you for your sacrifice and your service. Men like you, recognized or not, belong in the pantheon of heroes.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 12, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/12/where-do-we-get-such-men/
Where does the line get crossed?
Just read Marko’s post about Jay’s post about Weerd’s post about Sean’s post about a man who was shot by muggers after he had given up his wallet. Weerd, Jay, and Marko all discuss whether or not it is morally right to use lethal force in order to protect property. I thought I’d ring in with my two cents.
Irish Woman and I came into the adult world with literally the clothes on our backs. Everything we have, with the exception of a very small number of things she’s gathered that belonged to her parents, we have earned the money for and bought ourselves. There is nothing in our home that I can look at and not think of what I had to do in order to earn it. While I’m not emotionally attached to much of it, if someone was to take it from us, it would require further toil to replace it. Yes, like most Americans, we have a lot of luxury goods, but we also have a lot of things that we need in order to get through every day. All of these things are subject to theft, and thieves are subject to how I feel about protecting our property.
Add to that the propensity that I’ve started to notice among thieves to not leave witnesses behind, and you should start to understand my attitude. I cannot with 100% certainty say how I will handle a thief who just wants to grab the TV and run, but I can’t say that I wouldn’t use a gun to stop him. All bets are off if I feel that the thief, in addition to taking or destroying property, is presenting a threat to one of us, and that’s going to be a reptilian brain instinctual, irrational decision. Not a lot of space there for the “Well, he looks like he’s just grabbing the laptop/wallet/TV. Guess I’ll just call the police.” kind of decision making. My only word of advice there is this: Don’t startle a man with a family to protect. He might mistake your intentions and make your mama sad.
I once heard someone say that if a stereo isn’t worth killing for, then it shouldn’t be worth risking dying for. Maybe instead of billboards along I-65 for gun turn-ins and mentoring volunteers, some of the organizations that do outreach to ‘at-risk youths’ should remind them of that.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 12, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/12/where-does-the-line-get-crossed/
Let us never speak of this again
If you’ll excuse me for a few minutes, I’m going to talk about NASCAR and stuff that’s local to Louisville.
This past weekend, after years and years of whining and pleading, Kentucky Speedway finally got themselves a real race. The NASCAR Sprint Cup held its first race in Kentucky, and it was a goat screw. Not that NASCAR did anything wrong. If the measure of success of a racing organization is that the race started on time, officiating was impartial and effective, and the race ended with a clear winner, then NASCAR was successful.
The people who run Kentucky Speedway, on the other hand, poked the pooch in a major way.
I’m not a racing fan. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but it just doesn’t trip my trigger. I’ve been to Kentucky Speedway for various events a few times and it’s been a cluster of massive proportions each and every time. Parking is a nightmare, there aren’t that many hotels or restaurants in the little town of Sparta, and there is exactly one major highway through that area, Interstate 71. I-71 at that point is a multi-lane highway, but the exits to the speedway are one or two lane. Guess where the chokepoint for the Speedway is? If you said “Exits and/or routes to parking”, have yourself a cookie from the tray at the back. Anyone who’s ever driven from Louisville to Cincinnati on race day could tell you there was no way that over 100,000 people were going to get through that area in less than 8 hours.
Since there aren’t that many hotel rooms convenient to the Speedway, the planners must have known that most people would be driving in. Here’s how I see the high level plan for getting people in and out of the area:
- Get them on the highway
- The Lord miraculously increases the throughput and carrying capacity of I-71 and the smaller highways around Sparta by 200%
- Get them off the highway
- The loaves and the fishes miracle is recreated, but this time it’s “Traffic control and parking spots”
- Get them out of their cars
- Get them into the track
- Fill them with as much beer and fried food as we can while extracting every last penny they brought with them
- Get them back in their cars
- Will the Lord never stop showering us with more miracles? Moses re-appears and parts the Redneck Sea so that everyone can get back on the highway
- Everyone drives home
- Go home and count the money
Posted by daddybear71 on July 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/11/let-us-never-speak-of-this-again/
Escalation
According to the Washington Post, the U.S. and French embassies in Damascus, Syria, were attacked earlier today. The French embassy guards reportedly opened fire over the heads of demonstrators in order to stop them before they did any damage, while the American ambassador allowed the sanctity of his post to be violated with no real response from the local Marine guard.
Now, I’m not saying that Barack Obama is the second coming of Jimmy Carter, and Damascus in 2011 is not Tehran in 1979, but the parallels are there. We have a middle eastern dictator who needs to distract his people from internal issues with a foreign bogeyman facilitating assaults against our embassy. It’s not a big step from smashing a few windows and ripping down our flag to a full scale overrunning of the embassy by a mob at the direction of the current Syrian client of Tehran.
President Obama needs to respond to this more forcefully than a stern look at a press conference. Armed Americans need to be on the walls and roofs of that embassy. They need to have clearly written, publicly viewable rules of engagement. It wouldn’t hurt if someone went around the perimeter of the embassy with fluorescent, glow in the dark orange paint and put up a very visible line that will not be crossed. That way when some dumbass gets the top of his head removed by a 7.62mm haircut, his family can’t say he wasn’t warned. If Syria continues its provocations, a complete MEU and carrier battle group need to be in the eastern Mediterranean and an Air Force strike group needs to be in the Kurdish region of Iraq. A repeat of today’s activities or worse should bring the full wrath of the United States on the Assad regime, including the residences of the president and his family.
I never want to watch images of 3rd world goat pimps parading U.S. diplomats and military personnel around for the cameras again. If President Obama is not willing to do what is necessary to protect our embassy, he should either close it or step aside and let a grown-up take charge for a little while.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/11/escalation/
Of Course He Is
Tom Felton, the actor who played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series, has announced that he is starting a career as a rap ‘artist’. Apparently his acting career, including a leading role in an upcoming unnecessary remake of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” isn’t enough to fill his calendar or that hole in his heart where his soul used to be.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/11/of-course-he-is/
On Immigrants
Over at Bayou Renaissance Man, Peter has a link to a quiz on the Declaration of Independence. I took it, and I will claim disability so that I don’t have to put up my score. In my defense, I’m comfortably numb at the moment.
Peter expresses surprise at being told that naturalized citizens tend to do better at these things than native born citizens. I have also come to believe that immigrant citizens tend to know more about our Constitution, our government, our laws, and our history than a lot of us native borns. Let’s face it, when I first learned about the Declaration, I was very young, and a lot of it went over my head. Someone who is learning it for the citizenship test is older, more mature, and motivated.
The stark reality is this: all I did to get my citizenship was take my second breath. Someone like Peter or my grandfather made a conscious decision to not only leave the place they were born, but to also learn about this strange place we call America and prove their knowledge when challenged by the government.
If you can’t already tell, I’m one of those who thinks that the United States is strengthened by immigration, but I do believe that it has to be controlled levels of immigration and we should allow in those who can positively contribute and who prove they can stay out of trouble.
When our family moved from North Dakota to California, for the first time in my life, I met immigrants who didn’t look and sound like me. Remember – ethnic diversity in North Dakota means having a Swede on the school board and a German teaching French*. We got there just after the 1986 amnesty, so there were a lot of new, proud citizens. When we finally settled into what at the time was a nice house in a nice neighborhood, about half of our neighbors were new citizens from one Latin American country or another. One in particular lived just down the street from us, Mrs. Ruiz.
Mrs. Ruiz (Never Senora, thank you very much) was an old grandmother who had come across the border somewhere near San Diego in the 1950’s with her husband, and they had lived their lives and brought up their family as illegal immigrants. They had both worked hard in whatever jobs they could find, had brought up their sons and daughters, all of whom were born in California and were therefore citizens, to love both Mexico and the United States, and stayed out of trouble. On a few occasions, I tried to speak what little Spanish I had with her, and she smiled, played along, then switched back to her very lightly accented English. She liked to joke that she learned to read and write English at the same time my mother did. I went to high school with one of her many granddaughters, and it wasn’t her father I had to talk to when I wanted to ask her out, it was Mrs. Ruiz. I never crossed swords with her, but I distinctly remember the boyfriend of one of her other granddaughters taking a brutal verbal assault from this little gray haired lady when he decided act like trash in her house. This lady worked hard her whole life, never took a dollar that wasn’t earned, and never put up with crap from anyone.
I contrast her with some of the native born citizens I see here in Kentucky, who can trace their lineage in Louisville back to George Rogers Clark, but never mastered speaking proper English, never were that interested in school, and are perfectly fine watching their offspring dress, act, and speak like trash in public. You know, the fine ladies and gentlemen who can’t tell you who their senators are, but can tell you the winning lottery numbers from last night and know where the cheapest beer and cigarettes are to be had within 5 miles. They will, however, fill you in on how the illegal Mexican family down the street seems to be doing well with their well-behaved children who are going to school, their brightly painted house with all the flowers, and the admittedly loud sounding 1980-something sedan they drive. Must be into drugs or something, according to these scions of old American families. It can’t be because the father lives in the house, both parents get up in the morning and work hard all day, and raise kids that know that the hand of God himself will do no more damage to them than their parents will if they mess up in school or get in trouble with the law. No, it must be drug money
Yes, I’m conflicted about illegal immigration. All things being equal, I would prefer that the borders were locked down and people who wanted to come here were screened prior to applying for food stamps. I recognize the corrosive effects of uncontrolled immigration has on our social services, our communities, and our politics. But I also know that there can be a net benefit to immigration, and that by letting in people from around the world, our country has a way to grow and evolve while still staying true to its founding principles. I’m also honest enough to recognize that a lot of us native born Americans don’t act any better than the stereotypes we affix to illegal immigrants, and in a lot of ways, we’re worse.
Our country was built by immigrants, for immigrants. We have no claim to nobility due to being born here, but we do have a claim of ownership. We are more than willing to share the bounty of our land with those who want to come here to enrich not only themselves, but also the country as a whole. When we stop letting immigration in some form happen, then we rob our grandchildren of a strength that we have come to rely on.
*Ours learned it when he was stationed in Paris – no joke. Of course, he was stationed there in 1951, but that’s another story.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/10/on-immigrants/
Quote of the Day
….even when I knew the car had dope, the guy was dirty or whatever, it wasn’t worth my integrity and our rights to cross the line for one bad guy. — Captain Tightpants in his comments about the Casey Anthony verdict.
I tend to feel about this in the same way I felt about the OJ Simpson verdict. My gut tells me the accused was guilty, but that the jury was correct in not convicting based on their guts. Better that a few guilty villains walk free than to see a single innocent man be convicted because the bar was set too low or someone compromised themselves to make a case. We make things hard for police and prosecutors on purpose. To paraphrase Alan, only in a police state are things easy for the police.
As always, my thoughts and prayers go out for our police. As much as I complain about the law and how it’s handled here, I’ve seen way too many places where it’s applied the way the local strongman wants it applied. usually to the detriment of but a few. The sheer number of good men and women who are willing to give up the better part of their youth in order to keep me and mine safe while we sleep is a testament to the underlying strength of our culture. There’s a reason the last line in my nightly prayer is “Dear Lord, protect those who protect us.”
Posted by daddybear71 on July 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/10/quote-of-the-day-56/
Thought for the Day
Do not take prescription pain medication then fall asleep listening to The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack.
Posted by daddybear71 on July 8, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/07/08/thought-for-the-day-89/







