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Merely a coincidence

That is how the White House has described President Obama’s request to address a joint session of Congress at the exact time that the Republican presidential candidates have scheduled their next debate.

Here’s the money quote:

But Carney downplayed the debate as one of many on the political calendar. He said the White House would “carry forward” with its planned speech regardless of “whatever the competing opportunities on television are, whether it’s the wildlife channel or the cooking channel.” 

Emphasis mine.

Gee, I guess the debate between the men and woman who will be facing off against the President next year is comparable to Meercat Manor and The Naked Chef.   Way to show respect for your political rivals and act with a new sense of civility, President HopeNChange.
The White House should cowboy up and admit that this is a political move, and quit playing the “Who me?” card.  President Obama is trying to steal the thunder away from the Republicans, and I hope they call his bluff.  I agree that they ought to delay their debate until later that evening, spend the extra time loading up their snark cannons with rock salt and grapeshot, and then give him both barrels.  I won’t be looking for a Republican frontrunner that night as much as I will be looking for the one who can count coup against the current resident of government housing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
This is a dick move from a White House that has made dick moves part of long-range planning.  All administrations are political, but I haven’t seen anything like this bunch of bozos in my lifetime.  I sincerely hope he comes off looking like an ass and learns from it.
*Yeah, I’m a little fired up.  I expect some political douchebaggery from both sides, but this crosses a line with malice and forethought.  I don’t think even Nixon was this blatant about his asshattery.

News Roundup

  • From the “That’s Peculiar” Department – A Marine in North Carolina recently found a training missile from a helicopter gunship in his yard.  Two questions:  Who wouldn’t notice that a training missile either went missing or impacted outside the training area, and just how cool a customer is this Marine that he figured out it was a training missile before grabbing his wife, kids, and pets and getting outside the blast radius?  Then again, I’ve found some strange things in the tall grass when I finally break down and go out to cut the lawn, especially right after the 4th of July.
  • From the “What Were You Thinking?” Department – Two police officers in Toronto are coming under fire for handcuffing a 9 year old autistic boy when they were called in to help control him in school.  Apparently he was throwing paint and such around, but they were able to get him to lie down and then put the handcuffs on him.  No word yet on whether or not they’ll be sent to taser an Alzheimer’s patient who won’t eat his jello. 
  • From the “That’s What Children Do” Department – Parents of a 4 year old boy in England have been warned that their son will be monitored for noise level when playing outside, and they may be fined if he continues to make too much noise.  I’ve raised a whole bunch of kids in my life.  I’ve got a 3 year old now.  Now of them have been quiet as long as they’re conscious.  Someone needs to find out who is complaining about a child enjoying himself outside and making a bit of noise and strap a couple of 1970’s era speakers to their head so they can listen to the noise in beautiful quadrophonic sound.
  • From the “Hair Bands Go Way Back” Department – Archeologists believe that ancient Egyptians used a pomade made from plant and animal fat, and the substance may have been used as part of funeral rites to give the deceased the same hair style as they had in life.  The image I had run through my mind while I read that was Sha-Na-Na in robes singing “At The Hop” in front of a pyramid.  Will archeologists be digging up Bon Jovi and Poison in three thousand years and deciding that we all wore our hair like that?  I shudder at the thought.
  • From the “New Civility” Department – A Democratic member of Congress from Indiana has compared the Tea Party movement to the forces of Jim Crow.  Congressman Andre Carson stated in a speech the other day that “some of them in Congress right now of this tea party movement would love to see you and me … hanging on a tree.”  Congressman Carson, I’ve got a news flash for you.  We don’t want to see black people lynched.  We want to see them getting up in the morning, going to a job, and becoming a net producer for the economy.  Since that’s what is expected of me every day, I don’t think it’s racist to expect it of others.  Speaking of becoming a net producer, what are your employment plans after the 2012 election?

You still have the right to quit

Over at Fox News, Dr. Manny Alvarez supports the decision by a hospital organization in Michigan to mandate vaccination against seasonal flu by its staff on pain of termination.  The argument for this is that people who work at hospitals are at a greater risk for contracting and spreading the flu.  The counter-argument is that an employer should respect the rights of employees as to what they inject into their bodies.

Dr. Alvarez makes a good point when he says that a hospital can mandate that a worker must have certain education and credentialing qualifications before being allowed to work, so why shouldn’t they mandate vaccination?

I agree with Dr. Alvarez on this.  The flu kills on average about 6000 people in the United States, with thousands more becoming sick.  These sick people are going to concentrate at doctor’s offices, emergency rooms, and hospital wards.  People who work at these facilities, regardless of their job, are going to be exposed either to the patients or to the things they touch or cough and sneeze on.  For their own health, and the health of the people they will come into contact with, they should be immunized against this highly infectious illness.

Yes, the flu shot is not always effective, and yes there will be people who get sick from the shot itself.  But the risk of spreading flu in an environment where people are seeking health care is too high.  People who have a moral or medical reason to not get the flu shot can get out of it with a note from their doctor or pastor.

The other side of the coin is the rights of the employees.  I don’t like it when my employer comes out with yet another mandatory briefing, background screening, training session, or whatever that I have to do in order to stay employed.  While my company encourages flu shots and immunization in general, they don’t mandate it.  But I’m not working with or around sick people either.

My take on this particular situation is that employees who don’t don’t want to get the flu vaccine and don’t have a religious or medical reason for doing so, can always quit.  When you accept employment, even if you have the strongest union contract in the world, you are agreeing to exchange your labor and adherence to policies set by your employer in exchange for money in one form or another.  If an aspect of the work or one of those policies offends you, leave.  Drop your two weeks notice, start calling business and family contacts looking for your next gig, and polish your resume a bit.  Cashing the paycheck means you agree to the employer’s terms and conditions.

A lawyer is going to need a lawyer

At least a divorce lawyer.

The attorney defending a man accused of exploiting immigrant women in his chain of massage parlors in Chicago was recognized by one of the women involved as being a client.  The lawyer admits to having several massage sessions with the lady, but maintains that nothing improper or illegal happened.  He also admits to exchanging emails and giving her gifts, so that must have been one heck of a massage.

This guy better hope he’s got the world’s most forgiving wife, or start shopping for a townhouse and get a charge account at Bed Bath and Beyond, the divorced man’s general store.  It never ceases to amaze me how cheaply some people will throw away their marriage, half their worldly possessions, and the years it took to build and maintain their family.

The judge has declared a mistrial, and the defendant has said he wants a new lawyer. So now the search begins for a lawyer admitted to the Illinois bar who hasn’t gone to one of the defendants establishments for a rub’n’tug.

Sounds good to me

JP over at Eyes Never Closed has proposed that as many people as possible spend time on the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks shooting their guns and eating pork.  If he gets pictures of people doing these things, he’ll post them on a website that’s basically a middle finger to murdering cretins wherever they may be.

Since that’s the weekend I have Girlie Bear for September and it’s also Little Bear’s birthday, I think I may take my kids to the range and then have a cookout.  Smoked Boston butt sounds really good after a morning out at Knob Creek shooting firearms from Savage, Ruger, and Smith and Wesson, doesn’t it?

Quote of the Day

The government that is big enough to give you what you want, is big enough to take anything they can from you. – Newbius 

 

We’re not at the “Jews in the Attic” or “People in Boxcars” point, not yet anyway.  But our political parties are starting to act more like Marius and Sulla than they are Washington and Lincoln.  How far is it from sending police to raid a business because the owner supports a political opponent to raiding a political meeting to get rid of political opposition?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

I’ve been remiss.  Julie over at Jigsaw’s Thoughts asked about basic cookie recipes, and I told her I’d put up a couple of my favorites.  Life and a bad memory intervened, and I didn’t think to get it done until I was baking cookies for school lunches the other night.

When I make cookies, I prefer to make drop cookies like chocolate chip or oatmeal cookies if I’m in a hurry or if I have to make a large amount of cookies.  For special occasions or as a treat I’ll take the time and make peanut butter cookies or snickerdoodles.  At Christmas we make things like pinwheels and thumbprint cookies.

So here we go:  DaddyBear’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup of your favorite butter, softened (You can wimp out and go with half a cup of shortening and half a cup of butter, but who wants to live forever?)
1/2 cup white sugar
1 cup of either dark brown sugar or regular brown sugar with 2 tablespoons of molasses added
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
2 eggs
Vanilla or almond extract to taste, probably between 1and 2 teaspoons
2 1/2 to 3 cups of white flour
2 to 3 cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips or half chocolate chips and half peanut butter chips
1 to 2 cups of your favorite chopped nuts.  I prefer walnuts, but play around with what you like.  Macadamia nuts are really good if you want to make something more upscale.
Preheat your oven to 375 degrees F.
In a mixer, cream the butter until the color lightens and it starts to rise in volume.  Add in the sugars and baking soda, and mix until all lumps are out.  Add in eggs and extract.  Run the flour through a sifter to remove lumps and add 1/2 cup at a time to the wet mixture until you get a semi-stiff dough, probably at least 2 1/2 cups, but your mileage may vary.  Add chips and nuts and mix in just until they are evenly spread through the dough.
Grease a cookie sheet or use a seasoned baking stone.  Use either a melon baller or a couple of table spoons to scoop 1 inch balls of dough onto the cookie sheet.  The balls should be 1 1/2 to 2 inches apart.  They will flatten to about 1/4 inch in diameter during baking, so space accordingly.  Bake for 10 to 12 minutes or until the top is turning brown.  Remove from oven and let the pan sit for about 3 minutes before removing the cookies with a spatula and placing on cooling rack.  Should make between 2 and 3 dozen cookies.
The cookies should still be a bit moist, but not raw.  If you want them crispy, give them a few more minutes in the oven but watch that they don’t burn.  The extra molasses in the dark brown sugar will give a richer flavor and help to keep the cookies moist and chewy.

Today’s Earworm

It’s going to be one of those days.

Very Strange Bedfellows

Rupert Boneham, who has competed in the reality TV show “Survivor” several times, has filed papers indicating that he may run for governor in Indiana as a Libertarian.  His website says that he’s not satisfied with the candidates that have already declared their intentions to run, and he wants to serve his community.

I wish Mr. Boneham luck.  I’ve heard some interviews with him and he seems to be a hard-working, caring man who does indeed care about his community.  Being just south of the state line with Hoosierland, we see a lot of their political commercials.  I can’t wait to see what his campaign comes up with.

The posts from Tam, Frank W. James, Roberta X, and other Indiana bloggers may be interesting if this develops into a full blown campaign.  Of course, having seen pictures of Mr. Boneham, I don’t think he’ll need a wookie suit.  Usel no longer needs the weerding module.

This is preferable to the Taliban?

I just read one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I’ve seen in a while.  Big Peace has an article about the open and widespread practice in Afghanistan of men buying teenage boys for use as dancers and sexual partners.  From what I surmise, this practice has been part of the culture in parts of Afghanistan, but it has exploded both in flagrancy and sheer number of boys being sold into sexual slavery since the fall of the Taliban.

We have our own issues with widespread abuse of children in our own culture, but at least we’re trying to clean it up and we curb stomp those who we catch debasing the most innocent of our people.  

Before I go off on a rant here, this has nothing to do with Islam.  The local Islamic scholars and preachers uniformly condemn the practice. This is also not a slam of all Afghani people.  We wouldn’t know how bad this situation is without reporting by Afghani journalists and others.  But something is rotten in Kabul, Kandahar, and the rest of that country and its culture(s).

Since we brought a massive amount of firepower to the side of the Northern Alliance in late 2001 and helped to push the Taliban out of power in Afghanistan, we have been regularly treated to stories of massive corruption in the Karzai government, funded of course by the American taxpayer, a huge upswing in the amount of opium grown in Afghanistan, Afghani police and army units that are more a mob of stoners than cohesive groups of armed men with a mission, and now this. 

What exactly are we getting for all of the blood and money we’ve poured into Afghanistan for almost 10 years?  From what I can see, not much.  If the Karzai government isn’t capable of bring the warlords to heel and keeping horrific crimes like this from happening, why are we diddling with him and his family run enterprise in Kabul?

Are American interests protected by empowering men who use young boys as sexual puppets and status symbols?  Are we giving the Taliban and other groups we oppose in the region an example to point at when asked why they fight us when we put and keep such men in power?

We need to send Kabul and the rest of the scum in Afghanistan a very clear message:  Clean up your act or we walk away.  No ‘slow drawdown’ to attenuate the pain, no ‘follow-on force’ to protect them from reality, no massive infusions of cash and guns to keep them parroting democratic platitudes while they overfill their retirement accounts.  Clean up the corruption, the ineptitude, and the outright pederasty at the point of a bayonet if you have to, or we leave you to the Taliban.  We will burn or blow up all of our bases, take home or destroy all of the equipment we brought with us, and crater the runways after the last C-5 goes wheels up.  Piss us off, and we’ll salt the fields of opium and cannabis with ground up nuclear fuel rods while we’re at it.  It would be better for us to sit on the sidelines for a couple of years while Karzai slides down into the cesspool of history than to continue to enable his corrupt, lazy, inept, disgusting regime.

We are making the same mistake we made in Vietnam and other 3rd world crapholes during the Cold War:  Back any tin pot dictator with the blood of children on his hands so long as he keeps saying the right things to the reporters from the United States.  We either need to back someone who won’t stand for the corruption of his country and the cultural and systemic sexual exploitation of its children, or we need to drop Afghanistan like a hot rock while promising to make a desert out of it and call it peace if we’re ever bothered again.