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This is going to suck

OK, a little bit of local news here, but bear with me.

Louisville is a crossroads.  We have three interstate highways that converge in our downtown, and two of them continue on across the Ohio River into Indiana.  Both of those bridges are kind of old, and are in an almost continuous state of repair.

This afternoon, one of the bridges, the Sherman Minton, which carries Interstate 64, was closed completely.  Inspectors found a large crack in one of the main supports while doing work, and Indiana’s governor Mitch Daniels shut down the bridge out of concern for public safety.  This effectively cuts I-64 in both directions.  The only detour I can think of is to get on I-65, go north about 10 miles, then cut over about 15 to 20 miles back to I-64.  Anyone who’s tried to get onto I-65 from I-64 going either direction knows what a cluster that is, and it’ll only get worse now that twice as many people are going to be trying to do it.  Did I mention that the ramps between I-65 and I-65 I-64 are one lane?

This is a huge blow to traffic in Louisville.  There now only two bridges across the Ohio at Louisville, an 8 lane highway for I-65 and a 4 lane (sort of) bridge that connects two surface streets.  Both of them are already running at capacity during peak times, and now they will have to soak up not only the local traffic but also the interstate traffic that normally flows through the city on I-64.

I’m glad the problem was found before someone got hurt, and I’m sure the authorities will do whatever is necessary to make repairs and reopen the bridge.  But until they do, this is going to well and truly suck.

News Roundup

  • From the “Opposite Day” Department – The government of Iran has called on the Assad regime in Syria to stop using violence to deal with protesters and political opponents.  Tehran urges Damascus to begin talks with its opposition.  Did I wake up in Bizarro World today?  Has anyone looked behind Ahmadinajad’s ear for the point where the tether to his pod ended?  What’s next, is China going to start promoting large families with lots of girls?  Is Ireland going to prohibit the production of beer and spirits?  Is Obama going to give a speech about the need for fiscal and personal responsibility and then go out and do some actual work?
  •  From the “Good Start” Department – The Obama administration has called on the United Nations Development Program to provide a full accounting of its finances and activities or face a loss of funding.  I’d agree that we need to look at all of our expenditures at the U.N. with an eye to getting rid of all of them.  Of course, the Obama White House calling for accountability and transparency from the U.N. is a definining example of chutzpah.  It’s kind of like a pimp telling a brothel owner to open the curtains.
  • From the “Good Planning” Department – A school district in South Carolina has moved a school bus stop from the immediate vicinity of a strip club.  While I’m sure that this move will make some of the soccer mom’s feel a bit better while taking the kids to the bus, it’ll probably be an inconvenience for others who have gotten used to dropping their kids off so close to work.
  • From the “Steel Rain” Department – NASA is warning that a sattelite that was launched 20 years ago to study the ozone layer and the climate will probably fall to earth soon.  The area it may rain debris upon appears to include the part of the earth where billions of people live.  Guys, can we make a deal that when you’re down to 1% of fuel left in one of these, you use it to make it crash into the Pacific?  These interminable sattelite-crashing-into-civilization events really mess with my commute.
  • From the “Queen of the Undead” Department – An elderly man in Florida was attacked recently by a young woman who said she was a vampire.  I feel for this guy.  I had a 22 year old woman try to drain my will to live once too.  You know, I’m beginning to start to think that the ever increasing number of these cases may indicate that they aren’t all high or insane.  In order to make sure that she’s not actually a vampire, I suggest we tie her out at a busy intersection in the middle of a sunny day and drive a stake through her heart.  
  • From the “Change Jar” Department – A police officer in Philadelphia has pled guilty to stealing $2.4 million worth of coins from the mint that were supposed to be discarded due to errors in their minting.  I bet he became a suspect when he paid for his house in Sakajowea dollars.  Why do I have an old Johnny Cash song going through my head when I think of this guy stealing $2.4 million out of the mint in $1 coins over the space of years.

First World Problem

Researchers are complaining that the total amount of money spent on medical research in the United States stayed steady at $140.5 billion dollars, or about 5.5 percent of money spent on healthcare. 

To put that in perspective $140.5 billion is:*

  • More than the GDP of 72% of the countries on Earth.  
  • More than the combined GDP’s of the bottom 18% of countries.
  • About .97% of US GDP
  • About .2% of the entire world’s GDP.

I’m a recipient of the products of the good research that’s done in this country, and I won’t complain about how much it cost because they make my life much better than it could be.  However, I’m not going to complain that we ‘only’ spend more on medical research than 130 of the countries on the planet spend on everything.

*Use the 2010 WMF GDP numbers

Question of the day

Yesterday, when the TelePrompTer in Chief was set up in the halls of Congress for the President’s speech, were Democrats required to genuflect towards it as they crossed the middle aisle of the hall?

Thought for the Day II

There is nothing like being stuck in traffic behind a full hog hauler to put a special shine in your day.

Thought for the day

Last night Obama promised a car in every garage and a chicken in every pot.  Something tells me we’re more likely to get 10 speeds and tuna fish.

Overheard in the Living Room

The scene:

An American family watching a Disney movie after dinner, complete with a short cartoon about storks and rain clouds:

Girlie Bear:  What’s with the storks?
Irish Woman:  That’s an old wive’s tale.  They used to tell children that storks brought babies so they didn’t have to explain the exact way that you make a baby.
DaddyBear, trying to be a wise ass:   How exactly do we make babies?
Irish Woman, without losing a beat:   You take a nap, apparently.  The rest is a mystery to you.

A Tale of Two Pictures

May 26, 2010:

 September 8, 2011

The first picture is of President Obama telling us how great it was that he was using stimulus money to invest in a company that started laying off workers within months. The second picture is of a young FBI agent raiding Solyndra for some unknown reason.  What a difference 16 months makes, huh?

News Roundup

  • From the “Wasn’t Me!” Department – A family in California watched a bear break into their Toyota Prius, tear it up, then take it for a spin down the driveway and into a neighbor’s yard.  I think I need to call my family in the Bay Area to make sure none of the nephews have beein in Tahoe recently.  Although I am impressed that the bear was able to get a Prius down a driveway, over a wall, and up onto a porch.  
  • From the “Rolly Polly Fishheads” Department – A state trooper in Washington spent part of his evening shoveling a load of fish heads off of a highway the other day.  Something tells me that wasn’t covered at the academy.  I’m also pretty sure his wife was less than enthused when he came home from work smelling like trout.
  • From the “Ghost With The Most” Department – Believe it or not, Hollywood is trying to make a sequel to the 1988 movie “Beetlejuice”.  I feel relief at this. I mean, there was so much left to say at the end of the original.  No word yet on who will act in the film, although I’m sure the sand worms are available.  My gut tells me this will go into the “Films I Refuse to Admit Exist” folder along with “Highlander 2”, “Star Trek V”,  and “Starship Troopers”.
  • From the “Reach Out and Touch Someone” Department – A woman in the Netherlands has been charged with stalking after calling an ex-boyfriend over 65,000 times in a year.  Either this man is a god, or this lady needs a membership to a dating site as a birthday present. This would be one of those situations where you wish you could send shocks to the other end of the telephone line.  Although I have to ask:  Didn’t the guy know he could change his number and stay unlisted?

Thought for the day

I will not be surprised if tonight, at the end of his job coughcoughcampaigncough speech in front of Congress, President Obama does not look at the cameras and ask “Are you ready for some football?”.  Because, you know, NFL fans will still be watching the speech instead of getting ready for the game or watching ESPN, and he will be able to connect with them on a spiritual level due to his shared love of good clean American fun.