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As if heroin wasn’t bad enough

Officials in Seattle are reporting a small outbreak of botulism caused by contaminated black tar heroin:

In late August, a King County woman with a history of “black tar” heroin injection arrived at a hospital with slurred speech, double vision and drooping eyelids….

If the symptoms are slurred speech, double vision, and drooping eyelids, then it must be pretty hard to diagnose the disease among heroin addicts.  That’s pretty much a description of how they are most days.

Things like this just make me shake my head. First and foremost, because someone would do that to themselves and take the risks of hepatitis, HIV, and a myriad other diseases above and beyond the corrosive effects of the heroin itself.  Oh, and don’t forget the risk of a quick and ugly death when Skeeter cut your fix a bit too fine.  Another reason I shake my head is that the continued forcing of narcotics into the shadows by prohibition almost invites things like this.  If Big Pharma was making consumer grade narcotics and selling them through liquor stores or pharmacies, I’m pretty sure that things like this would be exceedingly rare due to quality control measures and the threat of a lawsuit.

I hope this is as rare as the article leads me to believe. I also hope that someday we become rational about the use and manufacture of intoxicants, but I’m not holding my breath.

The Latest Kerfluffle

The latest shriek of outrage over the Obama White House has to do with First Lady Michelle Obama supposedly showing disrespect during a flag folding ceremony on Sunday.  I don’t read lips, so I won’t comment on what she did or didn’t say.  You make the call:

The thing that occurred to me when I read the articles and editorials over this was that I wasn’t surprised and it wasn’t hard to believe. Never mind what she and her husband say quietly to each other.  Look at what they say and do when they want us to see it.  Mrs. Obama has publicly stated that she was never proud of our country until her husband started his run for our presidency.  Her husband has used the last three years to denigrate the idea that America is in any way different from any other country on earth, and that those who believe in its ideals and principles are obstructionists, racists, and bitter yokels that cling to antiquated ideas like ‘rights’.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m just as unhappy with Republican candidates that don’t give a damn about patriotism or the Constitution unless they’re giving a speech.  Wrapping yourself in the flag while wiping your ass with the Constitution doesn’t go far in my book either.

I’m sure that if the White House comments on this at all, they will spin it as a misunderstanding.  The fact that I’m no longer surprised when a politician, and don’t believe for one second that Mrs. Obama isn’t a political creature to her marrow, disrespects the flag or the country it stands for, either through whispered exasperation or through using it to further their career, is what really gets to me.

If Mrs. Obama well and truly doesn’t feel respect for the flag, then it’s her right not to.  But those of us who do stand up when the flag passes, or stop to show respect when we hear Taps watch the news, and we will remember.  If the opposing party wants to use the flag to try to win our hearts and minds, we will look through the cynicism and find the thing they are appealing to our patriotism to get.  Either way, we will still be here, showing our respect, raising the flag, and standing quietly to the side as it is folded long after this administration is a footnote in a history book.

Thought for the Day

Today, I realized just how old and domesticated I have become.  While I was eating my breakfast before going to work, I started doing my Christmas shopping.

I used to travel the world, trying all of the local hooch, driving multi-ton, multi-million dollar war machines, and live a life that had no plans past going to bed that night.  Now I’m surfing Amazon for Christmas presents in September.

Sigh…..

Another Bad Incantation

Looks like the courthouse here in Louisville messed up another magical protection spell when it issued an Emergency Protection Order (EPO) to a young lady recently.

Her ex-boyfriend is alleged to have overcome the cone of safety provided by the EPO, hung out near the ladies apartment, took her keys from her and drug her into her apartment, then took her phone away when she tried to call the police. He then allegedly menaced her with an aluminum baseball bat before taking off. All it would have taken was a few inches of difference in one of those swings of the bat to change this into a murder investigation.

Luckily for her, this jerk was more interested in causing psychological harm and fear than he was in beating her with the bat.  But that’s all she had going for her was luck.  The EPO didn’t work, there wasn’t a policeman or knight in shining armor around to help her, and all she could do was curl up in a ball and hope to live to see sunset.  And like someone once told me:  Hope isn’t a plan.

Ladies, please take control of your own safety, especially if you fear for your life enough to get the state involved.  Don’t rely on luck and hope to keep you from harm when some jerk, whether you know him or not, decides that it’s time to either take your life, your dignity, or your body.

Today’s Earworm

Kentucky Bourbon Festival is being held starting today.  I may not be posting for a couple of days.

An Open Letter

Dear NFL,

Just what in the name of all that is holy do you think you’re doing holding a double header set of football games starting at 8:30 on the East coast?  Are you trying to hide some deep dark secret in the second half of the late game?  Do you think that those of us who hold Monday Night Football to be a sacred part of our fall don’t have jobs on Tuesday morning?  Do you really think that advertisements played at 1:30 AM are worth it?

Stop making me choose between your sport and sleep!  You will lose eventually!

Daddy J. Bear

News Roundup

  • From the “Dumbass of the Day” Department – A man in Los Angeles is under arrest after being accused of putting a fake bomb in a suitcase and then leaving the suitcase on a bus.  While no time is a good time to pull a stunt like this, this weekend was very much in the realm of “not today, dude”.  I hope that when he is convicted he is sentenced to spending three days in stocks at the intersection that was shut down so police could deal with his little joke.  Something tells me they’d find pieces of this guy in Tijuana being sold next to the shellacked frogs.
  •  From the “Chutzpah is Not a River in Israel” Department – A heavyset man in New York has sued the White Castle fast food chain because his repeated requests for larger chairs have gone unanswered.  He seems to believe that being overweight is a disability for which the company must make accommodations.  Listen, I’m a wide body myself.  I’m continually fighting the battle of the bulge.  Now I love me some burgers and shakes, but it never occurred to me that I could sue my favorite burger joint for not having booths that I could plop my rotund self into when I’m getting my morning grease burger, large fries, and diet soda.  My suggestion to this gentleman is to either find another vendor of fast food goodness that has wider chairs, or maybe spend the time he would normally take to consume mass quantities taking a few laps in the pool at the YMCA.  You know, people like this make the rest of us fat bastards look bad.
  • From the “In the Navy” Department – A naval base in Virginia is going to be the site for an attempt to break the world record for the number of people doing the “ChaCha Slide” dance at once.  I know this is silly, but the image I have is a couple thousand sailors in their white uniforms dancing in lock stop on the deck of an aircraft carrier.  I wonder if this is part of a new physical training regimen for Naval personnel.  The physical fitness test could consist of push ups, sit ups, and the 20 minute line dance. 
  • From the “Cache and Carry” Department – An Ohio man called the police after he found a box containing bullets and dynamite buried in his yard.  No-one was hurt, and police don’t know why someone would bury such a thing.  Apparently at some point in the past, someone passed the “If you have to bury it, you should be using it” decision point.  I’m not admitting anything, but if you ever find a box full of ammo in my yard, go three steps towards the bush in our southwest corner and start digging again.  You might get an early Christmas present.

Picture of the Day

The thing that goes through my head when I see this is either the scene from Johnny Dangerously where the villain is saying “Knock down that fargin wall, knock down that fargin wall, and knock down that fargin wall over there”.

Or maybe I hear “Call now!  I can get you into Section 8 housing!  I’ll also throw in food stamps, student aid, and free ice cream on Fridays!  What would you pay now?  Call Crazy Barack, the Hyper Hawaiian today!”.

Primary Musings

Let’s face it, Obama’s approval ratings in almost every nationwide poll, no matter how weighted toward his side of the political spectrum they may be, are in the toilet.  I’m not saying he’s going to be a pushover in the 2012 election, because the man is a born speechifier and campaigner, but it’s not looking good for POTUS.  Any pragmatist in the Democrat leadership has to know that losing the presidency as badly as they might will have huge repercussions for their positions in the House and Senate.  Anyone running for the Congress next year is going to everything they can do to tie their Democrat opponent to Obama any way they can.  And that impact could be even worse for them if a Republican president with a majority in the Senate restocks the current conservative majority in the  Supreme Court with younger Justices and then gets to pick a replacement for a more centrist or liberal Justice in the event that one dies.

So what do you do as a Democrat politician faced with the prospect of losing the Presidency by a wide margin, probably losing your majority in the Senate and getting into a deeper hold in the House, and possibly seeing any hope of getting a better hand in the courts go up in smoke?   I would love to be a fly on the wall during those discussions.  My guess is that at least a few people are talking about someone running in a Democrat primary against Obama.

Doing this might re-energize the Democrat base that swept Obama into the White House in 2008.  It would give the rank and file Democrat Party a way to distance itself from the failures and half-wins that have plagued the President, especially vulnerable members of the House and Senate who are up for re-election.

But who would run against President Obama?  Opposing Caesar and losing has only one outcome.  Would Hillary Clinton resign her position at State in order to take another swing?  She’s already said she’s not interested, but maybe she could be persuaded.  Others that come to mind are Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, but they could be perceived as being part of the problem and they are probably almost as polarizing in a general election as Obama himself.

One other prominent Democrat that might be able to make a run at it would be Senator Jim Webb of Virginia.  He’s a Marine combat veteran, he’s held a real job, he’s photogenic, and he’s got a pretty good center-left track record.  As to whether or not he’d run if approached, I haven’t a clue.  But Senator Webb would definitely make an interesting candidate.

I’m sure I’m missing several viable candidates.  I’m sure there are Democrat governors and such that would appeal to the Democrat base enough to get the nomination without alienating that big squishy middle of the political spectrum as much as Obama appears to have done.

One thing that has to occur to decision makers in the Democrat Party, though, is the damage that a vicious primary fight would do to whoever wins it.  In order to appeal to the quite liberal Democratic base and get the nomination, both President Obama and anyone who runs against him would say and do things that could be used against them in a general election.  Also, if a primary is ugly enough, and I am under no illusions that both the President and any primary challengers would not go ugly early, it runs the risk of keeping a chunk of normally reliable voting block home in November.  If you feel that the guy on the ballot got there by dirty tricks against your primary candidate, you might just stay home on election day rather than hold your nose and vote for him.

One other evil thought is that the Democrats look at the economy bumping along at the bottom for the next few years, and think that it might be better to let Obama go down in flames, blame him for everything, and try again in 2016.  Not sure if someone in the DNC is that Machiavellian, but it might not be a bad strategy for someone cynical enough.

This is probably just navel gazing.   I doubt that anyone will want to run against Obama in a primary enough that they would take the chance.  It would definitely make 2012 more interesting, though.

Final Thought