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Stump Speech

This is a transcript of the speech that Vice-Presidential Candidate DaddyBear gave at the beginning of a town hall meeting held at the community center in Grand Forks, North Dakota.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me here tonight.  I appreciate all of you making it out to speak with me in the face of weather like this.  Who would have thought there’d be a snow storm in North Dakota in March?  In saying this, I apologize for our campaign manager’s inability to look at a calendar.  Just kidding Harv!  For those of you don’t know him, Harv there at the back of the hall is our campaign manager.  Harv was a Marine sniper, and after the past few months, he’s started getting the thousand yard stare.

Anyway, before we open up the floor to your questions, I’d like to speak about something that’s become kind of a theme for Candidate X and me: The hard right over the easy wrong.

This is something that Candidate X and I learned while we served in our military, but it applies to just about everything we all do every day.  The principle is this:  It is better to choose to do the right thing, no matter how hard or painful it is, than it is to do the easy thing that happens to be the wrong thing to do.

Examples of this include choosing to save up money to buy a new refrigerator instead of putting one on credit and paying usurous levels of interest on it.  It could mean choosing to take hard sciences and engineering courses in college rather than getting a liberal arts degree so that when you graduate you are more likely to get that high paying job we all aspire to.

It can also mean living on what most Americans would consider a shoe-string budget in order to live within your means, even after you get that job with the big bucks, and save up enough money so that when bad things happen, you can stand on your own two feet.

In the military, one way that this was expressed was a tradition we had in the order in which our soldiers ate.  The lowest ranking soldier eats first, followed by the next up in rank, and so on until the unit commander eats last.  I was taught that this came out of a problem during World War I, where sometimes not enough food would be sent up to the front lines for everyone to eat as much as they wanted to, so some leaders were making sure they got their fill before allowing the lower soldiers access to the food.  What ended up happening was that the privates on the sticky end of the stick ended up not getting much to eat, or sometimes nothing at all, while the officers and senior NCO’s got their fill.  If you flip that and put the needs of your subordinates first, then you eat last, but you’ll make damn sure that there’s enough food for everyone.  It only takes a couple of times for a commander to eat half a cup of scraps before he starts raising hell to get more food sent up.

So that’s the hard right over the easy wrong.  You choose to do something that might be unpleasant because it is right, even though it might be much harder to do than doing the wrong thing, or doing nothing.

We bring this up because our country has been choosing the easy wrong for far too long in a lot of things.

  • Got poor people in your country?  It’s too hard to educate them so that they can compete for good jobs and to encourage industries that will employ them and pay them a days wage for a days work.  We’ll just print money and give them free stuff so they won’t have an incentive to get that education or find that good job.  
  • Got some gold plated piece of military hardware that you think you need, but if you’re honest, you’ll admit that you really just want it because it’s sexier than buying better rifles, or uniforms, or trucks, or ships, or fighter planes for your servicemembers that are an evolution of existing stuff?  Then make sure you spread the design and manufacturing around the country to get congressional support and get a fat contract out the door for something that might deliver in a decade.  It’s too hard to just replace and incrementally upgrade existing hardware, and besides, there’s not as much money in that.
  • Have companies that didn’t do the right thing, got themselves in a whole mess of trouble financially, and now are threatening to throw thousands of voters out of work just prior to an election?  Easy, just put the full faith and credit of the nation behind a select group of companies in order to make sure the factories and banks stay open, and we’ll figure out how to pay for it when the grandkids start paying taxes.  It’s too hard to look a CEO in the eye, call them a fool, and let the economy and the market figure it out.

What we’re saying is that we’ve been doing the wrong thing because it’s easier than taking our medicine and doing the right thing for so long that now all of the bills are coming due and we can’t pay them.  Our government’s debt is skyrocketing, and it will take decades to climb out of the hole it took decades for us to dig, even if we start now.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the grown-ups to take over again in America.  It’s time we got out of bed, looked ourselves in the mirror, admitted we can’t go on like this, and got on with the business of righting our countries financial ship.

We need to cut our spending as deeply and responsibly as we can.  We need to look at each and every line in the federal budget, assuming that we can get one in Congress this year, and not ask “Why should I cut this?” but rather “Will the country fail if I cut this?”.  If the answer to that question is No, then it needs to be taken out.  We need to be honest with ourselves about the limits of our ability to pay for everyone else on the planet, including our own able-bodied citizens.  We need to go back to the basics of government, and get rid of all the luxuries we’ve strapped onto the back of taxpayers since the Roosevelt administration.  We need to return the powers and responsibilities that the federal government has assumed to the state and local authorities wherever we can, and let them figure out how to do things in a way that works for their particular needs.

It’s not going to be easy, and it’s probably not going to be a lot of fun.  But it’s the right thing to do, and if any country can do it, it’s ours.  We draw from the traditions, cultures, and ideas of every country on the planet when we try to find solutions.  We are not beholden to centuries of “That’s just the way we do it here” inertial thinking, at least not yet.  If we don’t do it soon, we run the risk of losing our ability to remember that there is a better way, and we have the ability, the right, and the responsibility to change.

Thank you for your patience and your time.  Let’s switch this over to the question and answer part of this shindig.  And just to answer the questions that always seem to be come up at these things, let me just say these things to begin with:

  1. Dressing right
  2. On my right hip, at about 3:30
  3. 1911
  4. .45 ACP
  5. Minnesota Vikings or Washington Redskins
  6. I don’t like the designated hitter
  7. Like I like my women:  Strong and Sweet

So, what are your questions?

Gunnie Google Doodle

Today is the anniversary of the birth of Marie Curie, and Google has honored her memory by giving her her own Doodle.

There have been other custom Doodles, as Google calls it when they modify their page logo to something for a special occasion.  There have been pictures of famous people, animations, and even games.

But what about a Gunnie Doodle?

The birthday of John Moses Browning (PBUH) is coming up in January.  What if there was an animated Google Doodle for this event?

In my mind’s eye, I see something kind of like this starting up when you go to Google for a search on the anniversary of JMB’s birth.

I know, I’m never going to see it.  “Don’t be evil” includes not acknowledging firearms or gun rights in any way that doesn’t make Google money, but a guy can dream.

What do you all think would make a good Doodle for Google to celebrate something gun related?   Maybe a picture of a DC gun permit for the anniversary of Heller?

Thoughts on the Weekend

  • Difference between a 13 year old girl and a 16 year old boy:  The 13 year old girl argued that $10 was too much to rake up a yard worth of leaves and run them through the Leaf Hog.  The 16 year old boy, three years ago, argued that he wanted $20 or more to do half the work.
  • Tallies for the weekend – 16 large bags of mulched up leaves for the garden beds, 4 large trash barrels of assorted other yard waste for pickup, 1 and 1/2 trash barrels of crap that needs to be hauled off.  Add to that 1 large bag of composted manure and a bale of peat moss hauled to the garden and mixed in.
  • Note to self – Measure the height of the area you want to put in a set of 7 foot steel shelves in the basement before purchasing them.  
  • Further note to self – Considering re-routing ductwork in the basement due to a desire to put in 7 foot shelves in a 6 and 1/2 foot space is a sign of mental illness.
  • Proud moment of the weekend – Girlie Bear goes over to the neighbor with the new baby and asks if the baby is taking a nap because she needs to run the leaf blower and lawn mower and doesn’t want to wake the child.
  • Watching two 3 year olds play in a battery operated jeep and a sandbox could be material for an anthropological paper worthy of Jane Goodall.
  • Girlie Bear and Little Bear’s mother is my ex-wife for a reason.
  • I need to do an inventory of my ammunition and get it organized.  I kept finding boxes of .22 this weekend that I vaguely remember buying.
  • Girlie Bear and I got drawn to hunt at Fort Knox again this year, but it’s in a completely different area.  Going to have to do a bit of scouting.

Today’s Earworm

In honor of the couple who got picked up for stealing a car to have a little tryst, I give you this:

News Roundup

  • From the “Bad Idea” Department – The state courts system in California is considering whether or not to accept a $20 million donation from the owner of the L.A. Lakers and a health care company to stimulate work on a new computer system.  If the words “conflict of interest” just came into your mind, you earn a gold star.  Taking private money to do something for the supposedly neutral courts can create the perception of bias towards this man and his businesses when, not if, he’s sued.
  • From the “Sense of Entitlement” Department – A member of the Occupy Wall Street movement decided that being told his Big Mac wasn’t going to be on the house was a good excuse to throw part of a cash register at the restaurant’s staff.  Apparently this particular fast food place has become a good place to use the restroom for members of the protest group.  So I’m guessing that the employees have been having to spend quite a bit more time cleaning said facilities, and the owner of the place has had to pay their wages and buy the supplies to do it.  In return, this young person decided to beg for free food, and then assaulted the staff when rebuffed.  Yeah, I’d be hiring an armed guard to make sure only paying customers use the restroom from now on.  Remember kids, no good deed goes unpunished.
  • From the “Scratching an Itch” Department – An overly amorous couple in Florida has been arrested after stealing an unmarked police car in order to have sex in it.  According to police, the male in question feels no remorse at his actions because he was in a hurry to jump in the sack with the young lady.  Guys, no matter how good looking or willing she is, she’s not worth an arrest record.  Ladies, no man is good looking, rich, or a smooth enough talker to rate getting a pair of steel bracelets.  Maybe I’m just too old, but stealing a car in order to have a place for a roll in the hay sounds like a bad idea.  Then again, I was young and stupid once, so who am I to say?

Thought for the Day

Wiley Miller over at Non Sequitur hits one out of the park with this one:

Update – Looks like Ruth beat me to it!

Quiz on Second Amendment Knowledge

The Christian Science Monitor has posted up a quiz on general knowledge of the Second Amendment and gun rights in general.  It’s pretty high level, but I think it’s a pretty good place to do a check on your overall knowledge.  And yeah, you can argue about some of the “why did this happen” and “what does this mean?” questions, but that’s what we’ve been doing in the courts and on the gun sites since I can remember.

I scored 10 out of 12, missing two questions about NFA 34.  Guess I know where I need to study up.

How did y’all do?

Thought for the Day

While watching Dinosaur Train with your son as the Saturday Morning Cartoon*, it is considered bad form to interject “And they taste like chicken” into the introductions between a herbivore dinosaur and a carnivore dinosaur.

“Hi, this is Valerie Velociraptor, she’s a bipedal carnivore that could run at high speeds”
“And this is Harriett Hadrosaur, she has a bill like a duck, and she tastes like chicken!”

*An American institution, like bourbon, apple pie, and the M-1 Garand

Remember, Remember

Don’t you Remember,
The Fifth of November,
‘Twas Gunpowder Treason Day,
I let off my gun,
And made’em all run.
And Stole all their Bonfire away.

For my fellow citizens that are wearing Guy Fawkes masks in the public square today, remember, V for Vendetta was a fictional movie.  The real Guy Fawkes failed, was arrested, tortured, and executed.   People still burn him in effigy after a couple of centuries.  I doubt that you’ll be treated as roughly, but I also doubt that anyone will remember y’all in 4 years, much less 4 centuries.

Second verse, same as the first

Those of you using Tricare, the health insurance plan for military personnel, retirees, and their families, will be getting another free year of identity theft protection for Christmas, thanks to another security breach at a contractor.

What’s this, three? four? breaches of Tricare information in the past few years.  Hopefully, this time it wasn’t someone getting their car broken into while transporting unencrypted backup tapes.  That’s so 2008.

Here’s hoping that no-one is adversely impacted by this latest ‘aw crap’ moment in computer security.