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30 Days of Heinlein – Day 25

Each sunrise is a precious jewel…for it may never be followed by its sunset. – Stranger in a Strange Land 

Trick Question

When attending a family pot-luck, in the event that your sister-in-law made the same dish as your wife, a dish you know for a fact that the SIL makes better than your wife, which do you eat?

Do you:

A) Eat them equally?
B) Eat the one your SIL brought?
C) Eat the one your wife made like the antidote was in it?

The answer of course, is C.  Ever see those films of the Soviet congresses back in the 1930’s and ’40’s where delegates would clap for half an hour so that they wouldn’t be the first to stop clapping for Stalin? Yeah, you eat like that.  Bonus points if the wife never knows you know the SIL brought a dish of any kind.

Quote of the Day

Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the “ape” in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got? 
Courage! 
You can say that again! Huh? 

— The Cowardly Lion, The Wizard of Oz 

What the heck?

Following Tam‘s lead, here are the top 25 played songs on my iPhone:

  1. Learning to Fly – Pink Floyd
  2. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da – Beatles
  3. Your Wildest Dreams – Moody Blues
  4. Magical Mystery Tour – Beatles
  5. Revolution – Beatles
  6. Get Back – Beatles
  7. Yellow Submarine – Beatles
  8. Deadbeat Club – B-52’s
  9. I am the Walrus – Beatles
  10. The Invisible Man – Queen
  11. Harry’s Game – Celtic Woman
  12. Hooked on a Feeling – Blue Swede
  13. Dragula – Rob Zombie
  14. Roam – B-52’s
  15. In My Life – Beatles
  16. Call Me When You’re Sober – Evanescence
  17. Got to Get You Back Into My Life – Beatles
  18. May it Be – Enya
  19. I Know You’re Out There Somewhere – Moody Blues
  20. Drive My Car – Beatles
  21. You’ve Got Another Think Comin’ – Judas Priest
  22. We Can Work it Out – Beatles
  23. D’You Know What I Mean – Oasis
  24. You’ve Got to Hide Your Love – Beatles
  25. Silly Love Songs – Wings
Lots of Beatles in there, but they’re heavily represented in the playlist I have for when the kids are in the car, which is most of the time I’ve been driving lately.  Truth be told, about 90% of these are from that playlist.   Sigh.

Bourbon, The Brownest of the Brown Liquors

Radley Balko points us to a New York Times article about bourbon and the American bourbon industry.

Being currently located just north of bourbon country, I consider myself blessed by the whiskey gods.  I have Buffalo Trace, Maker’s Mark, Jim Beam, Heaven Hill, and Woodford Reserve within an easy drive of the house.  What this means to me is that I have an opportunity to taste and enjoy a lot of different bourbons that most everyone else either can’t get or pays a lot of money for.  What you have to go to a premium liquor store for in Manhattan, I can usually get in the Kroger liquor mart.

Funny anecdote #1 – When Irish Woman and I were first dating, she invited me over to make and eat barbecue chicken.  She was making her barbecue sauce, and noticed that her bottle of Jim Beam was almost empty.  She asked me to, and I quote:  Go to the store and get a bottle of whiskey.  Being an innocent bourbon neophyte, I went to the liquor store and returned with a bottle of Jack Daniels.  I returned to the house, and was met in the driveway by my lady love.  She looked at what was in the brown bag, put it back in my car, then drove to the liquor store to get herself a bottle of Jim Beam.

That was the day that I learned that Jack Daniels, while a wonderful Tennessee whiskey, is not bourbon, and Irish Woman cooks with and drinks bourbon.  We use bourbon in much the same way that others would use vanilla or liquid smoke.  Bourbon adds a sweet, smoky flavor to whatever you cook with it.

Funny anecdote #2 – When Irish Woman was making our first Thanksgiving meal, I noticed that the level in the bourbon bottle was going steadily down.  The turkey had a bit of bourbon poured into the cavity for flavor, the country green beans with ham and onions had a drop or two of “blessing*”, and Irish Woman herself was having a nip or two.  I joked that everything cooked in Kentucky had a blessing.  Later that day, we went to her aunt’s house for dessert, and I found that I really liked the pumpkin pie. I commented on it to the aunt, who innocently admitted that she used the recipe off the can of pumpkin, but added a good amount of bourbon to it as well.  Irish Woman almost had pumpkin pie come out of her nose as she burst into laughter.

I’m not a bourbon connoisseur any more than I’m a beer or a wine connoisseur.  I can’t afford the really good stuff with any regularity, and to be honest, I’ve found what I like in my price range.  My palette isn’t good enough to sense too many notes in whiskey, beer, or wine.  Hey, I was raised on Mogan David, Christian Brothers, and Hamm’s Beer, what do you expect?

Bourbon, like every potable made by man, has its dregs and its ambrosia.  The trick is to try a bunch of them and find the ones you like.

So here are my favorite bourbons, just to add to what the Times is discussing.  Now, remember, I like all of these bourbons.  I cast no aspersions on any of them.

  • Jim Beam – Lowest shelf bourbon we use.  Honestly, Jim Beam is to bourbon as cooking sherry is to wine around here.  Yeah we’re spoiled.  
  • Maker’s Mark – A great bourbon for mixing or cooking.  Irish Woman lerves her some Maker’s and Coke.  Up until a couple of years ago, this was usually the best bourbon you could get outside of Kentucky in most places unless you really searched.
  • Maker’s Mark 46 – A new entry from Maker’s.  I tried this this past January, and it’s much richer, darker, and smoother than original Maker’s Mark.  This one definitely goes into the rotation.
  • Elmer T. Lee – This is a small batch from Buffalo Trace.  Mr. Lee was a master distiller for BT, and this is one of my favorites.  It’s very smooth, and is considered a good value for top shelf bourbon.
  • Woodford Reserve – Our sipping standard.  A little Woodford with a drop or two of water in it will usually fix what ails you.  Funny Anecdote #3 – During a January campout with my guys a few years ago, we were all huddled around the bonfire-of-massive-proportions, with several bottles of happiness making their way around the circle.  The bottles of Jack Daniels and Jim Beam usually went from person to person quite quickly, and took two or three trips ’round the fire to empty.  The bottle of Woodford, on the other hand, crawled around the circle as each of us kept it to take more than a sip or two, and it was almost dry by the time it got back to where it started.
  • Knob Creek – A little harsher than my other favorites, but has a really good flavor and color.  Also, what gun guy wouldn’t like a whiskey with the same name as his favorite outdoor shooting range?
  • Eagle Rare – Also a good sipper.  Comes in a very distinctive bottle that can’t be mistaken for anything else.  Good sweet notes with minimal burn at the end.  Makes a good gift to friends who are learning bourbon.

I’ve tried a few of the new flavored bourbons, and they’re good.  I like Woodford Reserve’s Maple Finish, and Wild Turkey’s American Honey is quite nice on a cold night.

So, what do you all like?

*We call it “Blessing” because the way you measure it is to pour it out long enough to cross yourself.

Today’s Earworm

Guess what was playing on the Classic Rock station this morning….

Praise the Lord and pass the Geritol!

News Roundup

  • From the “Custodiae Venalicium” Department – Police are reporting that a large group of ‘juveniles’ at the Mall of America in Minnesota started a fight at the food court, then broke up into smaller groups that roved the mall after police moved in to stop the fight.  Sounds like they could have used more men dressed in RobbAllen’s best.  Alert Food Court Six.
  • From the “Tasty, Tasty Murder” Department – PETA is asking the Illinois Department of Transportation to erect a memorial plaque for cows killed in a traffic accident.  While I question their motives, I think that PETA would do their best to make this a mooooving memorial.  I just hope they don’t get too bossie about it.  I mean, there’s a a lot at steak here.
  • From the “Equal Protection Under the Law” Department – The Supreme Court has been asked to take up a case that tries to better define when a police officer is protected against litigation or prosecution.  This could get interesting.  If police can be taken to court more easily when they break the law or abuse a citizen’s rights, then maybe fewer of them will be willing to do stupid crap.

30 Days of Heinlein – Day 24

I’ve found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it’s the only thing that’ll make it stop hurting. – Stranger in a Strange Land




My take – Life can be an enjoyable, wonderful experience.  A lot of it is an irritating pain in the butt. Some of it is excruciatingly painful.  We laugh, play, sing, and do whatever it is we do to let the pressure valve in our soul open up so that we can let some of that pain go.  Maybe it’s shooting electronic Nazi’s, or a little recoil therapy, or playing an instrument, or laughing until your ribs hurt, but we all need something.  The cost of not letting it out is damage to your psyche and your soul.  

Blog Roundup

  • Captain Tightpants links to some good life lessons from Firefly.
  • An  Ordinary American brings us our daily chuckle.
  • Flopping Aces discusses the unemployment situation since Obama took office.  To me, the Democrats crowing about the unemployment rate going down is like tobacco companies crowing that lung cancer rates have fallen because a lot of their customers have died.
  • Reason has a good set of predictions for 2012.  
  • Christina’s daughter Silver has a brush with death.
  • Pissed makes me feel old.  I have either owned all of those toys or I have played with the ones owned by my uncles.

Spammers

I did a lot of my Christmas shopping in the Internet this year.  Most of it was laziness, but a lot of it was just that I hate crowded stores.  The advent of free shipping means I can usually get what I want, with less effort, at at least a comparable price without having to leave the house and put up with people.

This morning I woke up to almost 100 spam emails from various vendors.  So here’s my take on it:

  • I know what I need and most of what I want.  If I’ve done business with you in the past, I will check your website for good prices before buying something.  Getting 5 emails from the same company in one day moves that company down the list.
  • If I’m already sending your charity a check every month, rest assured that it’s the most I can afford to send at the moment.  As things improve, my donations will also improve.  There really isn’t a need to ask for more.  And yes, I already tell my friends about your cause.
  • If you’re a charity and you sell my information to other charities so that they can spam me, kiss my donations goodbye.  Look at it this way:  My charitable donations budget is a finite amount of money.  Every additional charity that catches my attention and gets a bit of it reduces the amount of money for those causes that I already support.  Is the couple of bucks you get for my email address enough to compensate for having my donations reduced or eliminated?
  • If you’re a political party, candidate, office holder, or advocate organization, the quickest way to lose my support is to start sending me requests for funding more than once a month or so.  I had 15 emails in the past three days from a large gun-rights organization.  Guess who’s going on the naughty list?
  • Being sneaky is a bad idea.  One clever lady sent me an email that read like a family Christmas newsletter, but all of the information was about how her agency could save me money on insurance, and the family-sounding link at the bottom of the email led me to her business site.   Nice try.
  • NFL teams – I either hope that you will dominate or I hope you lose in an epic way.  Sending me emails directing me to your team paraphalia store isn’t going to get me to like you any more. Honestly, I already have a Raiders tee shirt and a Vikings hat.

So, that’s what I don’t like about solicitation emails.  Here’s how to do it right:

  • Send me emails when you come up with or start carrying new products, preferably once every month or so.  That way I know what’s going on with companies I’ve done business with in the past, but don’t feel pressured.
  • Send me emails when products go on sale that are consumables, such as ammunition, cleaning supplies, or camping food.  If I know it’s something that I will use and then have to replace, I’m more likely to stock up if I see a good deal.
  • Be honest.  If you’re emailing me to try to get me to buy something from you, be up front about it.
  • If you’re a charity, an occasional email telling me about what y’all have been up to recently is nice.  No need for daily or weekly updates.
  • I use my smart phone to read my email.  Send emails that can be read easily on that platform. Bonus points for plain text.  Big minus is to just send a picture that links to your website.
If we all play by these guidelines, I’ll get less spam, you’ll get more of my money, and we’ll all feel like we came out ahead in the game.