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Today’s Earworm

This one is dedicated to JayG, who put this little ditty into my mind last night in GBC.  Perhaps thanks to the extra spicy fried rice I had for dinner last night, I dreamt last night I was in a dive bar I used to frequent. George Thorogood was up on stage playing it over and over and over.  Now, that’s not exactly a bad dream.  Nothing like dreaming about sitting in a bar, enjoying a few drinks, and listening to music.  But doing it in that never-ending dream time became tiresome.

And yes, it’s still scratching at my temporal lobe.

What the F’ing F?

I’m pretty open minded.  I recognize that there are different people doing and believing different things all over the world and in my backyard.  I understand that what my values and the laws of my country might find absolutely repugnant might not be that bad in another country or in another culture.  I have my own cultural biases, but I try to mind my own business and stay out of other peoples’ affairs.


But what in the name of Chewbacca’s hairy nether regions is wrong with lawmakers in Egypt?

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death

So let me get this straight.  Your wife dies, you’re stricken with grief, and you think it would be a good idea to have a goodbye romp with her cooling corpse?   I’ve been lucky to never have lost a wife in that manner, but I cannot imagine why a law allowing such a thing would be needed, much less conceived and debated.  I love Irish Woman with all my heart and soul, but in the event that she dies, I cannot imagine wanting to have a quickie with her corpse in the first six hours after her death.


You know, I try to remember that the god of the Muslim is the god of Abraham, Moses, and Jesus.  I really do.  I try to not have hard feelings about the differences in beliefs between us, and emphasize the good in all my fellow hairless apes.  But I think I draw the line at state sanctioned necrophilia.  I don’t think that abusing a corpse is a proper expression of grief in any sane worldview.


I’m not a Koranic scholar, but if anyone can point to the sura that makes this OK, I’d appreciate it.  My gut tells me it doesn’t exist.

Another Reason I Will Never Employ Anyone

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission recently approved new guidelines on the use of criminal background checks by employers when trying to decide whom to hire.  Basically, employers are having new restrictions imposed on them when they want to consider past criminal history during the hiring process.  The EEOC states that their goal was to make it easier for minority job seekers with a criminal record to find work.

I can understand that.  Everyone makes mistakes, and just about everyone deserves a second chance*.  But if I were to trust someone enough to let them handle my money and interact with my customers as my representative, I would definitely want to know if they have ever done something that indicates they can’t be trusted.  Part of that would be a background check that showed any convictions.   An employer shouldn’t be surprised by the history of their employees when they repeat past crimes upon the customers, inventory, or cash in the till.

Please notice that I said convictions.  If you’ve been arrested and had the charges dropped or been acquitted, you’re good.  If it’s something that happened years and years ago, we can talk about it and see if you’ve been able to get your act together.  Heck, if you just got out of prison and are looking to make a fresh start, if you’re otherwise qualified for the job, I’d probably still give you a chance to talk.

And if someone doesn’t want to submit to inquiries about convictions and a background check?  Well, then I guess they don’t want to exchange their talents and labor for my money.

But to have the government discourage business owners from even asking or considering the history of an applicant?  Yeah, that’s out of bounds.  I can see the government requiring that things that the applicant can’t help, such as race, religion, sexual orientation, or disability, be verboten for consideration.  But to discourage business owners from being able to know that the person they’re hiring doesn’t have a history that could be detrimental to business just smacks of social engineering at the expense of the part of our society that creates jobs.

*Child molesters, rapists, child pornographers, and that kind of ilk deserve to be branded under sedation so that the rest of society can know to keep them isolated from the rest of us.

Thoughts on the Day

  • Today, I had a computer remind me that even though it’s designed with mathematics and logic in mind, it is on occasion completely irrational and illogical.  It was almost as bad as working with people.
  • Boo got measured today.  He was in the 95+ percentile in every possible way.   Obviously Irish Woman’s plot to breed height back into her gene pool is succeeding.
  • Hell knows no wrath like a four year old who has to have two tubes of blood drawn, especially when it takes two attempts at the finger stick.
  • I had to make him strong, didn’t I?  It took me, Irish Woman, and two nurses to hold Boo down so that he could get five immunizations after the blood draw.
  • Ice cream has psychic healing properties.  Several minutes after getting a strawberry shake, all sins were forgiven.
  • Apparently I overstated how spicy I wanted my fried rice when I ordered it.  My innards feel like I swallowed butane.  Hopefully I don’t have vindaloo dreams.
  • Siamese cats have no respect for personal space when chicken is involved.

I’m getting to this point

Non Sequitur is one of my daily reads, and it never fails to draw at least a smile.  No, I don’t consider myself a professional blogger, but it’s becoming my main hobby.

30 Days of Shakespeare – Day 22

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes… Macbeth, Act IV, Scene I

My Take – You can’t depend on premonition or omens, but you should be able to look at your surroundings and know what’s about to happen.

Today’s Earworm

A bar in Tennessee has announced that it will start having a streamed viewing of Sunday church services available for customers.  The management of the Drunk Monkey in Tulsa has worked with the pastor at a local church to make services available to people who might not be comfortable in a church.  This makes sense to me.  Christ didn’t come to preach to those who already believed. 

Of course, the heathen in me had this running through my head when I read it.

Thought for the Day

There is a not-insignificant feeling of freedom when you finally realize that it’s OK to tell someone that you can’t care about their problems more than they do.

Overheard in the Living Room

Boo, handing me a ball from his pneumatic tennis ball launcher:  Dad, here!
Me, taking it from him:  Why is the ball wet?
Boo:  It fell!
Me:  Where did it fall?
Boo: It fell in the potty!
Me:  OK, off to wash hands!
Boo:  I want my ball!

Ah, the joys of parenthood.

Today’s Earworm

This is Minot
It snows here eight months out of the year, and rains for three more
The food here is tough and tasteless
The people here can be even more so.
The highlight of living here is the pests.  We have ….. Norwegians.

And yes, Irish Woman’s pet name for me is “The Viking” or “Stoic”.