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Dueling, an idea whose time has come again?

Today is the anniversary of the duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton, in which Vice President Burr shot former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton, who later died.  The duel was over some remarks that Hamilton may have made about Burr.  Repeated correspondence between the two did not settle the manner, so pistols were used to end it.

Dueling has fallen away from popular culture for the most part, but would our society benefit from its return?  Would a ritualized confrontation between two people, one of whom is expressing a grievance and another who is denying it, lead to more efficient problem resolution?

Let’s assume for a moment that dueling would be the last resort for gaining satisfaction for the aggrieved party.  Maybe you have to go through a sequence of asking for an apology or restitution, then go through the courts, and then you can ask to be met on the field of honor.  Possibly the things for which a duel could be demanded could be limited so that young men and women aren’t shooting, slashing, or stabbing each other with too high a frequency.

Would politicians do stupid and illegal things if they knew that the people they were hurting could demand satisfaction at dawn using knobkerries?  Could the shrieking classes on both side of the political aisle survive if those they were shrieking about could walk up, slap them across the face, and invite them to hash it out with sabres in front of the cameras?

My gut tells me things would get a lot better once folks figured out that being a lying, cheating, insulting twit could get you hurt in a rather sticky manner.

What say you all?

Thoughts on the Day

  • Got fussed at by my doctor this morning for waiting a few weeks to come in with my latest problem.  Apparently my sin was enhanced by the fact that Irish Woman has been telling me to go to the doctor for almost as long.
  • Today at my new job at work, I stopped crawling.  I’m not quite walking yet, and I’m certainly not running or dancing.  But I’m definitely toddling, or at least cruising around the room.
  • Coming home to a house that smelled like roast chicken and a batch of strawberry-margarita jam was very nice.
  • Girlie Bear clocked her first full day of work in her entire life today.  She is volunteering at one of the summer programs at our local zoo, and works with five-year-olds.  That may be the only thing I can think of that’s better than Boo to inoculate her against the notion that having kids at an early age is a good idea.
  • You know you just came out of some ugly heat when 95 degrees with relatively low humidity feels pretty good.
  • As I look at my mantle, I see Boo’s arsenal: a foam saber, a Nerf revolver that needs batteries, a crossbow, a lightsaber, a pirate hat, and a box of crayons.  
    • The crayons are a weapon of last resort, but he is deadly with them.
    • Since none of them were on the mantle when I left for work this morning, I’m guessing he had quite a time in the couple of hours he’s home from school before I get home from work.
  • Started re-reading The Hobbit this morning at the doctor’s office.  I forgot how much fun that story is.

You can’t make stuff like this up

The United Nations, in its infinite wisdom, has appointed Iran to be a member of the group negotiating the U.N. Arms Trade Treaty.  As most of you know, this treat is meant to regulate and restrict international commerce in small arms and ammunition.  As someone who enjoys the benefits of being able to purchase weapons from overseas and inexpensive ammunition to shoot out of them, I have to say it’s not one of my favorite U.N. efforts.  To me, it ranks somewhere between the U.N. working group to stop international commerce in caffeine and U.N. programs to breed a better mosquito.

And now that august body has appointed Iran, a country with a storied history of supplying guns, ammunition, training, and money to terrorists, to the group that will be trying to clean up the world’s arms markets.  No offense to the perfumed princes that meet in the Domino on the Hudson, but that’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.

What’s next?  Is the U.N. going to invite representatives from NAMBLA to take part in efforts to curb trafficking in child slaves?  Maybe a few of the guys who make moonshine on TV will be brought in to consult on treaties to regulate alcohol and tobacco usage in the developing world.  I can only hope that the widow of Pablo Escobar will be given a seat at the table when the treaty to improve access to high-grade cocaine is negotiated.

Just when I don’t think the U.N. can make itself more irrelevant and worthy of my scorn, they surprise me.

30 Days of Marcus Aurelius – Day 6

Let not thy mind run on what thou lackest as much as on what thou hast already. — Meditations, Book VII

 

My Take – I always struggle with this one.  I want the new car, I want the house in the country.  I need the new gun, or I have to have some hunting land.  I really should get that new gadget, or at least upgrade the one I already have.  All the while I’m looking past the good job, wonderful family, great friends, good home, and life of absolute luxury that I have.  Yes, I will always work hard to do better, but I should always remember that I have more now than I have ever had in my life, and it’s more than any of my ancestors ever wished for.

News Roundup

  • From the “Timing is Everything” Department – The Justice Department has published an indictment against the men who are accused of murdering Border Patrol agent Bryan Terry.  Terry’s death has been at the center of the “Fast and Furious” gunwalking scandal. I’m sure there’s no political reason for unsealing the indictment at this exact moment, a few months before an election, and with the Attorney General in the midst of a contempt of Congress fight.  No, this is just the DOJ doing its duty to get miscreants it armed off our streets.
  • From the “Bravo!” Department – The mayor of Scranton, Pennsylvania, has decided that if the city council does not want to raise the money needed to keep things going, he will cut spending to do it.  His novel approach is to put everyone in city government, including himself, on minimum wage.  While this is more of a “Oh yeah?  Well watch this!” move that he is doing because the city council didn’t raise taxes as requested, maybe it’ll force both sides to take a look at the budget and be honest about what must be kept and what can be lived without.
  • From the “Don’t The Door Hit You In The Ass” Department – Denise Rich, ex-wife of a billionaire who was given a last minute pardon by President Clinton, has decided to give up her citizenship and move to Austria.  Let’s see, a woman who is believed to have influenced a sitting president to get a pardon for a fugitive from justice wants to take her ball and go to the land of Sachertorte, at least long enough to get out of paying taxes?  Hey, no problem. Let her be the Euro-trash’s problem for a while.  I’d rather be out the money.
  • From the “Sounds Fishy” Department – A young woman in Detroit died over the weekend when the gun of the off-duty police officer she was hugging went off, striking and killing her.  Our prayers, of course, go out to her and her family, but this doesn’t sound right.  If the gun was properly holstered, meaning the trigger was covered by the holster, what modern pistol will fire due to pressure on any other part of the gun?  Also, the article states that she was struck in the heart and lung, so either it was in an oddly angled shoulder rig, it was upside down on his belt, or it was upside down in a pocket.  None of those make sense either.  I hate to be macabre about the death of a young woman, but I want more details, and look forward to seeing them.  First of all, if a modern gun actually fired while properly holstered, I want to know how and I want to know the model and manufacturer of both the gun and holster.  That way I can be sure to never own one or one like it.  Second, I want to know the method of carry so that I know of a previously unknown risk with that method.  My gut tells me this was a gun outside of a holster, in a shoddy holster, or improperly put into a holster, but that’s totally speculation on my part. Details will clear up the situation and hopefully lead to better understanding.
    • Update – It looks like it was a soft-material IWB holster.  The article also hints that it was an Smith and Wesson M&P.  Curiouser and curiouser.
  • From the “Chutzpah” Department – President Obama is calling on his opponent, Mitt Romney, to open up his financial books so that the American people can learn who he really is.  If the breaker to your brain just tripped, I’ll wait for you to go downstairs and turn it back on.  Here we have a president, who has not released much at all about his own past, calling on his adversary to be an open book.  Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a winner in the “Please define ‘hypocrite’ in 50 words or less” contest.

30 Days of Marcus Aurelius – Day 5

If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it. — Meditations, Book XII

 

My Take – Sounds pretty easy, doesn’t it?  Unfortunately, we get caught up in “shades of gray” and forget that simple way of looking at things.  If it feels slimy, it is, and you shouldn’t do it.  If it sounds wrong, then it probably is, and don’t do it.  Thing is, if you can adhere to this high standard most of the time, you will be doing better than most people.  Even a little more effort toward being honest and respectable will make you stand out in most crowds.

Thoughts on the Weekend

  • Working on Saturday isn’t bad when you consider how much we got accomplished.
  • Canning tally for the weekend:
    • 5 pints of peach jam
    • 4 quarts of peach pie filling / cobbler mix
    • 4 quarts of bread and butter pickles
    • 4 quarts of dill pickles
    • 3 quarts of garlic jalapeno dill pickles
  • Awaiting processing:
    • 1/3 bushel of fresh peaches, probably into pie filling
    • 1 – 2 pounds of fresh green beans
    • Cucumbers are coming in from the garden every day.  Hope the kids like pickles and salads.
    • 4 quarts of fresh frozen blueberries, probably into preserves
    • 3 quarts of fresh frozen strawberries, probably into preserves
  • Peach pie filling is a lot less work than peach jam.
  • We had to can the peaches as soon as they came off the tree, because they don’t keep.  Of course, the tree decided that its fruit needed to ripen on the hottest weekend in Louisville since 1936.
    • Nothing makes a hot, muggy day better than standing over a couple kettles filled with boiling water and other concoctions which require constant stirring.
  • Sweet corn is starting to come in at our source.  We have to decide if we want to freeze or can.  I’m leaning toward freezing.
  • I don’t take hints.  If you want/need me to do something, asking me where the tools are to do it is not going to get me to get off my butt and take care of it.
    • Amazingly enough, 20 minutes after being asked to do said task, it was done.
  • I told Irish Woman about the new boomstick that will be joining the family in a month or so.  She took it pretty well.
  • The temperature outside dropped about 20 degrees in an hour, but we have yet to see any rain at Casa de Oso.
  • Aw crap moment of the weekend – Putting my carry gun away this evening and realizing I no longer had my spare magazine on me.
    • Found it within minutes, crammed down in the folds of my chair.
    • Pucker factor was high, but I’ll learn from it.

30 Days of Marcus Aurelius – Day 4

A man should be upright, not kept upright. — Meditations, Book III

 

My Take – The true sign of a mature person is that they are not only able to stand on their own two feet, but that they demand that others not support them.  There is no shame in accepting help when it is necessary, but it should only be accepted when absolutely necessary.  Conversely, those who demand that someone help them, provide for them, or protect them when they are perfectly capable of doing it themselves are nothing but large children.

News Roundup

  • From the “With Friends Like This” Department – The United States has designated Afghanistan as a major ally, which will make it easier to sell weapons and other goods to the Central Asian craphole.  Of course, everyone knows that there’s no better strategy for peace than to sell guns and missiles to a country where it’s not uncommon for ‘allied’ soldiers to shoot our soldiers.  I mean, it’s not like members of the Bundeswehr haven’t been garotting GI’s for almost 70 years, and everyone knows that sharing a foxhole with a KATUSA is just asking to asking to wake up with a bayonet in your guts.  I’m sure the weapons that Afghanistan will be provided under this designation will only be used to maintain and expand peace and security in Afghanistan, and that not a single bullet will be used against our troops.
  • From the “You and Me Both, John” Department – John Huntsman, who is rumored to have run for the Republican nomination this year, has announced that he will not be attending any more Republican conventions.  He plans to continue his boycott until the party returns to its roots and becomes more than the “We’re just barely less liberal than the other guys” party.  I tend to agree.  I would like to announce that I will also not be attending the Republican convention this year, and I will continue to absent myself until the party adopts a platform of securing the border, cutting federal spending, and punching hippies.
  • From the “Good Idea” Department – The British Department of Education has announced plans for a new test for students in which they will be tested on grammar and language use.  Imagine that, the English are proposing a test on the proper use of the Queen’s English.  I support this movement by our British cousins and hope that this idea spreads over to this side of the big water.  If I had a nickel for every screwed up email I get with people speaking in text, I wouldn’t have to budget for ammunition anymore.  I half expect to see a resume written like a text message someday.
  • From the “Dead Snake Slithering” Department – A baby in Florida was recently bitten by a small python that had crawled into her apartment.  Police believe it is the pet of one of the neighbors, but are still investigating.  The tyke is said to be doing well, and the snake has been taken to a pet shelter.  If it were my child and I came in to find a two foot snake coiled around her foot and biting, I wouldn’t have needed to call animal control.  Rather, I would be going online to search for a good carpet cleaning surface, preferably one with experience in removing reptile entrails out of berber.
  • From the “Brain Dead” Department – A Saint Louis man is in custody after he allegedly shot at three boys who were setting off fireworks.  One of the boys was hit, but is reported to be doing OK.  No news yet on whether or not the moron who is accused of shooting him will be punished in a just manner for his idiocy, by which I mean being suspended head down in a vat of pig waste.  People like this make life harder for the rest of us.

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