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Movie Quotes – Day 284

We’re police officers! We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence! — Demolition Man

How many times did I hear “I didn’t join for this!  I joined for the college fund!” when I was in the Army?  If you’re going to take a job, you have to do it with your eyes wide open and accept everything that job requires of you.  If you take a job that has danger to it, you have to be honest with yourself about whether you’re willing to deal with that.  If you take a job that’s going to bore the heck out of you, you have to do the same thing.  When you cash the paycheck, you’re promising to be ready to do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Thoughts on the Day

  • My streak of great gun related days stands at 3.
  • Tonight, I attended an event called “Gunapalooza”, put on by the Falls of the Ohio Friends of the NRA chapter.  Basically, my ticket to the event put me in a drawing.  There were 51 guns in the drawing, and they sold 191 tickets, so basically I had about a 1 in 4 chance of winning.  The guns started out with rather inexpensive, but nice firearms like a Ruger 10/22, and went all the way up to a very nice Italian over/under shotgun that was said to be worth about $2000.  There were also other games and drawings to buy into for firearms and gear.
  • In the regular drawing, I won a Kimber Solo Carry with custom grips, which is nice.
  • Due to ATF regulations and federal gun control laws, I must wait a few days for magic courier elves to whisk my new pistol across the Ohio River, fighting off the bands of gun thieves and other bandits who prowl the borderlands between Kentucky and Indiana, and bring it to an FFL here in Louisville.  This is somehow preferable to me just passing a NICS check tonight and bringing it home in the truck.  Pictures will follow once it’s in my hot little hands.
  • My brother-in-law, who went to the event with me, won a very nice Marlin .30-30 lever action with gold inlays of a cowboy and the NRA logo on it in one of the side drawings.  His ticket was one number higher than mine, which is nice for him, I suppose.

Movie Quotes – Day 284

Princess Aura: Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
The Emperor Ming: It’s what they call tears, it’s a sign of their weakness.

Flash Gordon

I’m of two minds on this one.  There is usually no harm in showing emotion, be it happiness or grief.  But there is a time and place for everything.  If I feel the need to let grief or sadness out, I tend to do it in privacy.  Happiness is something I feel comfortable expressing in public, but I won’t cry in public.  There’s no shame in it when I see others do it.  It’s just something I don’t do myself.

Thoughts on the Day

  • It was kind of nice to get phone support from a vendor and have it actually solve the problem.
  • It didn’t hurt that I could understand the person who was helping me, even with an accent.
  • It is not funny to joke that the worst case scenario has happened while your coworker is doing brain surgery on a server.
  • I’ve had two days in a row that involved automatic weapons and explosions.  I’ll call that a win.
  • Anybody can stub their toe in the dark.  It takes pure talent to stub your toe, bruise your knee, and bite your tongue all in the same motion.

Movie Quotes – Day 283

A baby holds your hands, and then suddenly, there’s this huge man lifting you off the ground, and then he’s gone. Where’s that son? — My Dinner With Andre

Like I said the other day, we took Little Bear to a college open house last weekend.  Girlie Bear is old enough now that she wants to get a job and learn how to drive.  We had a parent-teacher conference this morning for Boo.  Just yesterday, all of them were new, wrinkly, and pink.  Now, I’m staring having one child left at home in the face.

The years you get with your children are finite and they seem to pass quickly.  I just hope I take advantage of them while they last.

What Are You Doing This Weekend?

If you’re in or around Louisville this weekend and you don’t go to the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot, you better be in jail or dead.

And if you’re in jail, break out.

Today’s Earworm

Thoughts on the Day

  • It is quite refreshing to work with someone who not only comes to me with the information I need to help him, but also thanks me for doing it.
  • Note to self:  I am not allowed to call meeting minutes and agendas “Whiny Bitch Bingo”.
  • I take it as a sign of frustration when I hear the words “Screw it.  Go get the explosives.” through a locked door.
  • Machine guns be loud.
  • So are grenade simulators.
  • Tell me if I’m wrong here, but I can’t be the only veteran who looks at a cloud of yellow-gray smoke and doesn’t immediately think of CS gas.

Movie Quotes – Day 282

Be down at the old oak tree near Boot Hill at twelve o’clock sharp for your hanging. And bring your own rope. — The Apple Dumpling Gang

Well, we’re down to less than a month before this election cycle ends and the next one begins.  This November, we will decide whether John Jackson or Jack Johnson has control of the Senate.*  We are being asked whether we prefer rope or leather for our noose, and the powers that be are even being kind enough to ask us if the fit is comfortable.  Bless their hearts for being so considerate.

People, if you want things to change, maybe even for the better, you have to stop doing the same thing over and over again.  This cycle I pretty much have the choice of re-electing a Senator that has been in office since I was in the 7th grade, or replacing him with Abortion Midge (Abortion Barbie is running for governor of Texas).  Third party candidates never looked so good.

*Yes, I stole that from Futurama.

Musings

  • When shopping for groceries, I am not allowed to complain about getting “cow juice” on my hands in the meat department.
  • Also, cereal is not ‘kibble’.
  • I had to ask Irish Woman to ease off the stories of the best ways to sneak booze and boys into the dormitory while we took Little Bear on a campus tour at her alma mater.
  • I came back from a trip to the hardware store the other day to find Irish Woman had fully decorated the house for Halloween.  Apparently my plan to not have a $300 light bill this month has been vetoed.
  • The weather must be getting colder.  Irish Woman put her cold hands on my neck tonight and tried to rip my soul out through my spine to warm herself.
  • If you’re going to the Knob Creek Machine Gun shoot, I’ll be at the Friends of the NRA booth on Friday selling tickets to a drawing.  Come on out and see me!