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Movie Quotes – Day 293

I was hiding under your porch because I love you. — Up

This morning, I was woken up by a cold nose on my cheek.  No, it wasn’t Irish Woman commencing the annual season of body warmth thievery.  It was Moonshine, who wanted me to know that he was happy I had survived the night.  He wasn’t hungry, nor did he need to go outside.  Girlie Bear takes care of that when she gets up to go to school.  He just wanted me to know that he loved me.

Try and get that from your goldfish.  Heck, even Koshka only checks to make sure I’m breathing when she’s either cold or hungry.

News Roundup

  • From the “Kill It With Fire” Department – A scientist in Guyana recently encountered a rare “Goliath Birdeater” spider.  Apparently when the Lord created South America, he threw in spiders that are a foot in diameter, have bodies the size of a fist, two-inch fangs, and legs that click as they walk.  And people wonder why I prefer tundra to jungle.  I’m not freaked out by creepy crawlies, but when the bite of a spider is described as feeling like a nail has been driven into you, it’s time to nuke the site from orbit.
  • From the “Big Brass Ones” Department – A man in Fresno calmly walked into a burning home and saved one of its occupants the other day.  His name is not in the papers, but I just wanted to join the chorus of voices that sing his praise.  I hope that, if given the same circumstances, I would do the same.
  • From the “Go Figure” Department – A man, who authorities describe as a convicted sex offender, is being called a serial killer after the bodies of seven women have been found and are believed to be his victims.  Details are still coming out, but authorities report that the man admitted to at least three of the killings.  Huh, who would have thunk that a convicted sex offender would go on to do bad things?  If only those who commit despicable things to others could be kept off our streets, permanently.
  • From the “Getting Off Light” Department – A man in Tennessee is being paroled after serving 40 years of a 198 year sentence for a double murder.  It appears that he shot an entertainer when the victim came home and interrupted a burglary, then the murderer chased down and executed the entertainer’s wife in her own front yard.  But, as evidenced by testimony in his latest parole hearing, he feels sorry for what he’s done and the parole board believes that he is no longer a threat to society.  Basically, in exchange for some tools and a couple of guns, this guy killed two good people, at least one of them in cold blood, and he gets to breathe free air again because he says he’s sorry and won’t do it again.  As if I didn’t need another excuse to support the recreation of the American hemp industry.  This is a good case to show that a few feet of good hemp rope will solve a lot of problems.
  • From the “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Department – A pumpkin festival in New Hampshire got out of hand when a drunken mob decided to turn pumpkin rolls into automobile rolls.  Authorities are pouring over video of the incident to figure out who was involved and bring them to justice.  Sources tell me that those who are caught and convicted will be put to work cleaning up old, broken jack-o-lanterns and be fed on nothing more than pumpkin spice lattes and old marshmallow pumpkins.  In related news, a pumpkin festival in Pennsylvania climaxed when a 1,200 pound pumpkin was dropped 125 feet onto a truck, crushing it.  As someone who loves watching stuff blow up at Knob Creek, I have to say that I’m interested in the Pennsylvania festival’s take on fall festivities.
  • From the “Welcome Home” Department – The X-37B, an Air Force semi-autonomous drone, has returned from a 22 month flight.  During this deployment, the drone has conducted secret missions for the Department of Defense. Now that it is back at its home base in California, it is being briefed on new regulations on tattoos and piercings, as well as expected reduction in force efforts. Such things may force the UAV to find a job in the private sector, where it hopes to work as a traffic camera for the FOX station in Peoria.  No word yet from the Veterans Administration on whether the necessary repairs to the drone will be covered as “service related.”

Movie Quotes – Day 292

When I come back, I expect to find you gone. Wait for me! — Arsenic and Old Lace

Communication is everything.  Be concise, be thorough, and be understandable.

100 Years On – Kindermord

If you’ve been in the armed forces, I want you to think back to what you and your comrades were like a few weeks into your initial training.  You’ve got some skills, but they’re fresh, shallow, and untested.  You’ve got a lot of enthusiasm, but no experience.  If you’re lucky, you have leadership that’s at least been there and done that.

Now, imagine that one morning you get up, get on a train, and head off.  You’re with friends, some of whom you’ve known all your life. The mood is almost joyous.  This is it!  This is what your weeks of training were for!  You’re off on the adventure of a lifetime.  You get to where you’re going, form up into ranks, and head off.  As you go, you can hear machine guns and artillery ahead of you, but then someone starts singing “Yankee Doodle” or “America the Beautiful”*.  The singing becomes a chorus as the entire unit, then the units on your right and left take up the tune.  Yeah, you’re a little scared, but you’re surrounded by friends, both old and new, and you know that if you stick together, everyone will be OK.  By the time you get to the battle, you’re all cheering and waving your guns in the air.

Then you get in range of the enemy.

Contrary to your training, staying close together and marching straight ahead is getting your friends killed.  Holes are rent in the ranks as machine gunners and the artillery spotters get their range.  Soon, your unit, newly formed from fresh faces that you’ve known all your life, is separated into the quick and the dead, and there are a lot of dead.

By the time this is all over, those that aren’t dead or broken beyond repair are well on their way to being hardened veterans

Just imagine that for a moment.

Now you know what happened when the German leadership threw what they considered their reserves, mostly half-trained recruits and ill-trained reserves, into the First Battle of Ypres.  The Germans sacrificed an entire cohort of recruits and reserves to keep the British and French from turning their strategic flank.

Now, let’s flip that to the other side.  You veterans out there, imagine the professionals you knew in the military.  Like the American, British, and other western armies of today, the British army of 1914 was made up of a generation of skilled, blooded, and professional soldiers.  After Ypres, that army was shattered.

The BEF incurred 56,000 casualties at Ypres, of which 8,000 were dead and almost 18,000 were missing.  Also, consider that while the rest were wounded, a pretty good percentage of those probably never returned to the front.  Remember that their strength at the beginning of the war was a maximum of about 125,000 men, and they had already fought through the meat grinder of the first three months of the war.  In a battle that lasted about a month, they lost almost half their combat strength, and they had already been bloodied at places like Mons, the Marne, and the Aisne.

At its peak, the U.S. Army had about 180,000 soldiers in Iraq. Imagine that in the space of a few months of fighting, that force had lost almost all of its fighting capacity.  Imagine that at Fallujah alone we had lost almost 60,000 soldiers and Marines. Imagine the experience and skills that would have been lost, not only to the fighting force, but also to our ability to lead and train the next generation.  What impact do you think that would have on our ability to fight and to our casualty numbers while their replacements are coming up to speed?

The First Battle of Ypres closed the front to maneuver warfare.  At a terrible cost, the British and French had succeeded in stopping the German juggernaut, rolling it back in places, and keeping it from attacking again.  The Germans had paid an equally horrible butchers bill to take some land and keep the Entente Forces from pushing them away from what they had gained.

What they had all gained was a form of warfare that few, if any, of them knew how to fight. The next four years would be drenched in blood as the British and French tried to push the Germans back across the Rhein, and the Germans tried to hold onto their conquests.

The “Race to the Sea” was over. Now, the real killing would begin.

*Insert patriotic song of your distinct flavor here

Movie Quotes – Day 291

I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives. — Scrooged

Do you trust her with your life?  I don’t mean your beating heart.  I mean your money, your car, your home, and your children.  If he can’t be trusted with the check book, can you trust him with the rest of your life?

Movie Quotes – Day 290

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don’t want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I’d like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can’t be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free. — The Shawshank Redemption

There are some things that are beautiful whether you understand them or not.  You don’t have to understand the interaction of sunlight, atmospheric dust, and clouds to know that a Texas sunset is gorgeous.  You don’t have to be able to explain how the northern lights work in order to be in awe of them.   Sometimes, you just have to accept the beauty.

Today’s Earworm

Blogs Roundup

  • John Richardson over at “No Lawyers – Only Guns and Money” brings up the latest ride of the Glock family drama llama.  It’s pretty sad to watch a family that literally built their business up from nothing tear itself apart.
  • John also points us to a new video series from the NSSF.  The first few look pretty good, and are good reminders for experienced shooters and great resources for beginners.
  • Speaking of which, Kathy Jackson points out the importance of following basic safety when training others.  Monkey see, monkey do, and those whom others will model need to get it right.  She also has an excellent follow-up.
  • Looks like the Army is firing up the old “Let’s make a new helicopter” machine again.  Let’s hope they have more success this time.
  • Brigid talks about the importance of work, no matter what that work is. The only thing that’s missing from her post is a snapshot of the elf costume incident.
  • I was wondering when we would start seeing this.
  • A.D. had himself a squib.  Luckily he figured it out before the earth-shattering kaboom.
  • Tam has found that 1827 shots from her PPX is about what it takes to make it need a bath before working again.  I’m impressed.  Also, I have to admit that I think this is really cool.

Movie Quotes – Day 289

I’m a parent. I haven’t got the luxury of principles. – The Patriot

A lot of things change when you have people depending on you.  The jobs that were beneath you are welcomed, so long as they put food on the table.  Suddenly that pack of smokes or that cup of designer coffee become a lot less important when the money could go to shoes or the light bill.  You can survive on absolute crap for years when it’s just you, but you put a baby in a high chair, and suddenly you’re pricing fresh fruit and milk.

And yes, that minivan suddenly starts to look like a better option than the sports coupe when you have to find space for multiple car seats.

When others depend on you for the necessities of life, you’ll sacrifice a lot of who you think you are to make sure they are OK.  That’s what being a wife, a husband, a father, or a mother is about.  When someone else is more important to you than you are to yourself, then you’ve finally grown up.

Deja Vu

My father served in Vietnam. Through him, I met men who were exposed to defoliants, and were fighting against cancers and other problems. I have many friends who served in the First Gulf War.  A lot of them had odd illnesses that were lumped under the rubric “Gulf War Disease”.

Veterans from both of those conflicts had to work for years, sometimes decades, to have their maladies recognized as being real, much less service related.  Administrations from both parties, along with a military establishment more worried about bad publicity and dwindling budgets than rewarding those who served, stonewalled them.  I’ve watched strong, proud men cry out in pain and frustration as they try to deal with the issues caused by living and working in a contaminated environment.

Now, the New York Times is reporting that a new generation of fighters is getting the same treatment:

The New York Times found 17 American service members and seven Iraqi police officers who were exposed to nerve or mustard agents after 2003. American officials said that the actual tally of exposed troops was slightly higher, but that the government’s official count was classified.

Servicemembers, from EOD technicians to just the poor, unlucky men and women who stumbled across the infernal things, are dealing with the aftermath of exposure to chemical weapons.  This isn’t residue, nor is it a trace amount.  This is people, as part of their job, accidentally picking up a leaking artillery shell and getting bathed in the stuff.  At least two were hit with sarin, and are still dealing with the damage that caused.

A lot is being said about how this either justifies the 2003 invasion of Iraq because the weapons were there or how it proves it was unjustified because the weapons were years old.

I don’t care about that.

What I care about is that right now, as we sit here, there are at least dozens of men and women out there who have had the fact that they were even exposed to chemical weapons branded a state secret.  It appears that most of them did not receive the care they needed when they were hurt, and now they are fighting to get the care that they still need.

This has to stop.  I do not want another generation of veterans to go without because it’s inconvenient or embarrassing.  The Department of Defense and the VA need to do an exhaustive search for people who were injured by these poisons and make sure that they are OK.  If they’re not, they need to get all the support that the most powerful nation in the world can give.

We sent them there.  They did their job.  It’s time we paid up.