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Movie Quotes – Day 318

Jack, please, I’m only an elected official here, I can’t make decisions by myself! — The Nightmare Before Christmas

Ladies and gentlemen of the Congress, Mr. President, and various elected legislators, governors, sheriffs, and dog catchers, please read the above carefully.  It is humorous because it embodies how I see you.  I didn’t vote for you to grandstand, shake babies, or kiss hands.  I elected you to do a job, and usually that means taking a stand based on principles and facts.  If you can’t do that, go do something more constructive with your time and my tax money.

Reviews!

Reviews of Tales have started coming in.  Brigid, Peter, and OldNFO have all blogged about the book, and I’ve gotten some great reviews at Amazon.

If you’ve read the book, please do me a favor and leave a few comments on the Amazon page.  Word of mouth and reviews are pretty much all of my marketing, and any help would be greatly appreciated.

The printed version of the book should be available on Amazon in the next couple of days, if you prefer dead tree.

Thanks to everyone who has read it.  Please let me know what you think, good or bad.

Movie Quotes – Day 317

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv. — The Princess Bride

Marriage is more than the reception and the honeymoon.  It’s mortgage payments, lawn care, late night feedings, litter boxes, housebreaking puppies, anniversaries, birthdays, and holidays.  It’s waking up next to her when she doesn’t feel well and putting up with him when he’s in a bad mood.  It’s putting off what you want to make sure the other has what she needs.  It’s learning to cook the way he likes it, and learning to eat things the way he makes them.

In other words, marriage is hard work, and it’s worth every erg of effort.

Pork Roast with Potatoes and Apple Gravy

It’s officially chilly out there, and it’s time to make something that will warm us all up.

Ingredients:

1 3 to 5 pound pork roast
1 bell pepper, with stem and seeds removed, coarsely chopped
1 large white onion, chopped fine
1 granny smith apple, chopped into 1/4 inch cubes (skin on or off depending on your tastes)
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1 pound potatoes, whole if they are small, coined if they aren’t.
2 cups cooking bourbon (No need to use the good stuff here)
1 can cream of mushroom soup, or 1/2 pound of sliced mushrooms and milk or cream if you’re better at this than I am and want to make better gravy
Salt and pepper to taste

Put the bell pepper and onion in the bottom of a crock pot.  Sprinkle the apple and garlic on top of the onions.  If you’re making real mushroom gravy, add the mushrooms to this layer.  Arrange the potatoes in a layer above the apples. Place the pork roast on top of the potatoes.  Pour the bourbon over the top of the pork roast.  Sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste.  Cook in the crock pot on medium heat for 6 to 8 hours.

When the pork roast is done to your desired tenderness, remove, along with the potatoes.  Use a potato masher to break up any remaining chunks in the drippings left in the crock pot.  Transfer drippings to a saucepan.  Cook over medium heat until it comes to a boil.  Reduce heat to medium-low.  If you’re making real gravy, stir in the milk or cream and simmer until you get the consistency you want.  If you’re like me, stir in the can of cream of mushroom soup and simmer until the lumps are dissolved and the gravy comes to the desired consistency.  Add salt and pepper to taste, although if you used canned soup, you shouldn’t need to add any salt.

To serve, place several of the roasted potatoes on a plate, mash with a fork, top with the pork, then ladle on as much gravy as you like.  Serve with a good vegetable or a salad, and your favorite crusty bread.  Recipe feeds four with leftovers.

Deal Alert

Peter Grant’s book, War to the Knife, has been picked up as Amazon’s Deal of the Day.  I reviewed the book earlier this year, and if you haven’t read it yet, now’s a good time to pick it up.

Today’s Earworm

10 years ago, Irish Woman lost her bloody mind and decided that she wanted my presence on a permanent basis.  We all make mistakes, but I’m forever grateful that she made this one.

Happy Anniversary, sweetheart.

 

Today’s Earworm

Movie Quotes – Day 316

Kala: We’re going to empty your memory as we might empty your pockets… Doctor.

Dr. Hans Zarkov: Don’t empty my mind! Please, I beg you! My mind is all I have! I’ve spent my whole life trying to fill it!

Flash Gordon

In the end, all you truly have is your mind and what you choose to fill it with.  Will you fill it with junk, hate, and fluff, or will you fill it with the thoughts, values, and knowledge that untold generations of human beings have fought to attain?

News Roundup

  • From the “I Knew It!” Department – Scientists seem to have isolated a virus that causes a slight dip IQ in infected animals and humans.  For those of you who have long suspected that stupidity was contagious, this is your proof.  I look forward to an over-the-counter detection kit, which will be mandatory for anyone wishing to speak to me.
  • From the “Science!” Department – Scientists have performed a limited study on the effects of regular use of marijuana on the human brain.  Their findings confirm what I have suspected for years:  people who smoke a lot of pot for a long time develop cognitive issues.  I’m sure I’m not alone in having that feeling.  I would be interested in seeing how these findings stack up against chronic users of alcohol and caffeine, as well as harder drugs like meth and heroine.  I’m still for legalization, or at least de-criminalization of recreational use, but I will be the last person to ever tell you that using this stuff three times a day for years is good for you.   Like all substances that make changes to the human body, sometimes it’s beneficial and sometimes it’s not.
  • From the “Tragedy” Department – A young boy in Cleveland is dead after police shot him the other night.  Evidently, the young man had an airsoft gun with the distinctive orange cap removed, and when he pulled it out in front of two policemen, they shot him.  This reminds me of the case last year where a teenager was killed in California when his airsoft AK pattern gun was mistaken for the real thing.  Parents, it’s past time for us to teach our children that guns are not toys, and to make sure that if we buy them airsoft or BB guns, then there is little to no chance that it can be mistaken for a gun.   Our kids need to know to treat any gun-shaped object as if it were a real gun, and to respect the responsibility that comes with it.
  • From the “Horrors!” Department – Labor unions are in the Obamacare crosshairs as the 40% excise tax on so-called “Cadillac Plans” starts to loom on the regulatory horizon.  Basically, if your employer provides a health plan that is worth $23,000 or more, it’s taxable.  Since a lot of union health plans are very generous, a large number of people who either directly or indirectly support the president and other democrats responsible for drafting, passing, or implementing the ACA will be hit right in the irony bone with a $9200 tax bill.  Even though I’m probably in that class myself and will cry and gnash my teeth when the new line item shows up on my tax documentation, I love the schadenfreude of knowing that President Obama’s most ardent supporters will be with me checking the oil on his bus.
  • From the “Hamburger” Department – An Irish bull, whose owner believed to be gay due to its preference to mate with other bulls, has been sold to an animal sanctuary in England rather than be slaughtered.  Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon chipped in funds to transport and provide for the bull, who will spend his dotage roaming fields of clover instead of being nestled between leaves of lettuce and slices of tomato.  It’s too bad, really.  I’m sure the meat would have tasted fabulous.
  • From the “Don’t See That Every Day” Department – A man was arrested recently at Boston’s Logan Airport for a laundry list of charges.  It seems that Captain Success tried to climb across a fake ceiling, nude, so that he could take a gander at the ladies restroom, but fell through into the men’s restroom and injured himself.  He then allegedly ran out of the restroom and assaulted an elderly man and injured a police officer who was arresting him. Now, that would be an interesting scenario for IDPA.  “OK, hoss, what you’re gonna do is drop your pants, sit on this here commode, and wait.  At some point after the timer beeps, a target is going to drop from the ceiling.  Draw from your holster and engage until the target is neutralized.  Whether you stand up or not is up to you.   Do you understand the course of fire?”

100 Years On – Other Fronts

On November 11, 1914, Sultan Mehmed V of the Ottoman Empire declared jihad against the Entente Powers.  A few days earlier, the Ottomans and the Entente had declared war on one another.  That same day, British forces began fighting to take Basra in what is today Iraq, eventually claiming victory on November 21.  The struggle for who would rule the Middle East had begun.

The fight for German possessions in East Africa was on-going.  The Germans soundly defeated British and Indian forces at Tanga during fighting between November 3rd and 5th.  Von Lettow-Vorbeck would harass and outwit the British with a force of local African and colonial volunteers until the end of the war.

On the Eastern Front, the Russians and Germans fought each other to a standstill in the Battle of Lodz, in which the Russians lost 110,000 men keeping the Germans out of Warsaw and the Germans lost 160,000 men heading off a Russian push into Silesia.  While the Eastern Front would move more than the Western Front, a see-saw stalemate pattern where initial expensive gains were lost in even more expensive retreats had developed.

In Serbia, which is where all of this started in the first place, final preparations were underway for the third Austro-Hungarian invasion since the war began in August.  Starting off on November 16, the Austrians pushed deep into Serbia, taking Belgrade on November 29 and 30.  However, a counterattack by the Serbs pushed the Austrians completely out of Serbia, which put everyone back pretty much where they started by December 16.  It is interesting that by this point in my reading, the 40,000 casualties in this offensive seem light in comparison to just about anything seen on the Russian or French fronts.

I guess my point in discussing these battles is to point out that even though the fighting in France has died down into stalemate, there is still fighting, sometimes on a colossal scale, all across the globe.  While the fighting in Africa or the Middle East almost seems a sideshow to the bloodletting in France and Poland, we are still dealing with their effects today.   These theaters will seem familiar to anyone who has watched the news or served overseas in the past 40 years.

I wonder which of today’s ‘sideshows’ will be a main theater of fighting for my great-grandchildren?