- Irish Woman and Boo went down to visit with Girlie Bear at college today, so I got the day to do whatever I wanted.
- Something must be wrong with me. I took advantage of the solitude to scrub, oil, and wax all of the hardwood floors, scrub the kitchen, and clean up the basement.
- In the never-ending saga of the Galaxy Note 7, I read this morning that my carrier is allowing customers, who made the possibly fatal mistake of buying one of these things, to exchange it for the smart phone of their choice.
- Since the mere presence of my Note 7 threatens to burn down my house and kill my children, I’ve decided to take them up on that offer.
- My first choice is an Apple iPhone 7 Plus, but if I order one of those, it won’t be available until just prior to the heat death of the universe.
- The new Google Pixel looks intriguing, but it won’t be available for several weeks, and Google’s path is littered with abandoned smartphones.
- Finally, there is the iPhone 6s Plus, which comes with a decent amount of storage, and is available on my carrier’s website. It is not, however, available at any store closer than Kuzhenkino.
- Being the patient consumer that I am, and wanting to get this rather expensive incendiary device out of my home, I chatted with a very polite and friendly young man on my carrier’s website, who assured me that if I called their customer service number, someone could help me get the phone I wanted shipped to a retail store for pickup. So began tonight’s web of lies and deceit.
- I called the 1-800 number and spoke with several people of progressively less promising attitude and intelligence. After being put on hold several times, I was informed that there was nothing they could do for me, and that I would have to go to the retail store to get it all sorted out.
- The last person I spoke to, who I’m sure is a wonderful human being when he isn’t torturing small animals, seemed confused as to why anyone would want to be shut of such a fine device as the Note 7. I had to remind him of the recall on the original models, and the fire that happened just the other day of a ‘fixed’ model. You know, small details.
- Tomorrow, I will take my phone and my sunny disposition to my local cell phone establishment. I will calmly and rationally explain the situation, for the 10^5th time, and request that they arrange for me to get the phone I want. I fear that they will attempt to convince me that another phone would be just what I need, in which event I may have to become less friendly and outgoing than normal.
- I can see the news story now: “Retail cell phone store manager in surgery to have a cell phone removed from his lower alimentary canal. Police seek large man armed with a krumkake iron.”
- Irish Woman attempted to put up Halloween decorations this evening, and Crash the Wonder Cat decided to ‘help’.
- By help, I mean that the feline used his claws to inspect the polyester spiderwebs, bat at the power cords to the myriad of lights my lovely life put up in the yard, and climbing Irish Woman’s leg so that he could lounge upon her lower back when she leaned over to connect everything.
- I’m pretty sure Boo learned some new words tonight, which I’m sure I’ll be blamed for when he blurts them out during Mass at school.
Musings
Posted by daddybear71 on October 8, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 168
Oh, what a lantern, what a lamp of light
Is thy pure word to me
To clear my paths and guide my goings right!
I swore and swear again,
I of the statues will observer be,
Thou justly dost ordain.
The heavy weights of grief oppress me sore:
Lord, raise me by the word,
As thou to me didst promise heretofore.
And this unforced praise
I for an off’ring bring, accept, O Lord,
And show to me thy ways.
What if my life lie naked in my hand,
To every chance exposed!
Should I forget what thou dost me command?
No, no, I will not stray
From thy edicts though round about enclosed
With snares the wicked lay.
Thy testimonies as mine heritage,
I have retained still:
And unto them my heart’s delight engage,
My heart which still doth bend,
And only bend to do what thou dost will,
And do it to the end.
— Mary Sidney Herbert, Dutchess of Pembroke, O
Posted by daddybear71 on October 8, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 167
I’ve sent my empty pot again
To beg another slip;
The last you gave, I’m grieved to tell
December’s frost did nip.
I love fair Flora and her train
But nurse her children ill;
I tend too little, or too much;
They die from want of skill.
I blush to trouble you again,
Who’ve served me oft before;
But, should this die, I’ll break the pot,
And trouble you no more.
— Christian Milne, Sent with a Flower-Pot Begging a Slip of Geranium
Posted by daddybear71 on October 7, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 166
AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
— Rudyard Kipling, The Gods of the Copybook Headings
Posted by daddybear71 on October 6, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 165
Posted by daddybear71 on October 5, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 164
Be not defeated by the rain, Nor let the wind prove your better.
Succumb not to the snows of winter. Nor be bested by the heat of summer.
Be strong in body. Unfettered by desire. Not enticed to anger. Cultivate a quiet joy.
Count yourself last in everything. Put others before you.
Watch well and listen closely. Hold the learned lessons dear.
A thatch-roof house, in a meadow, nestled in a pine grove’s shade.
A handful of rice, some miso, and a few vegetables to suffice for the day.
If, to the East, a child lies sick: Go forth and nurse him to health.
If, to the West, an old lady stands exhausted: Go forth, and relieve her of burden.
If, to the South, a man lies dying: Go forth with words of courage to dispel his fear.
If, to the North, an argument or fight ensues:
Go forth and beg them stop such a waste of effort and of spirit.
In times of drought, shed tears of sympathy.
In summers cold, walk in concern and empathy.
Stand aloof of the unknowing masses:
Better dismissed as useless than flattered as a “Great Man”.
This is my goal, the person I strive to become.
— Miyazawa Kenji, Be Not Defeated By The Rain
Posted by daddybear71 on October 4, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 163
The sky’s water has fallen, and autumn clouds are thin,
The western wind has blown ten thousand li.
This morning’s scene is good and fine,
Long rain has not harmed the land.
The row of willows begins to show green,
The pear tree on the hill has little red flowers.
A hujia pipe begins to play upstairs,
One goose flies high into the sky.
— Du Fu, Clearing Rain
Posted by daddybear71 on October 3, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 162
Amongst the flowers I
am alone with my pot of wine
drinking by myself; then lifting
my cup I asked the moon
to drink with me, its reflection
and mine in the wine cup, just
the three of us; then I sigh
for the moon cannot drink,
and my shadow goes emptily along
with me never saying a word;
with no other friends here, I can
but use these two for company;
in the time of happiness, I
too must be happy with all
around me; I sit and sing
and it is as if the moon
accompanies me; then if I
dance, it is my shadow that
dances along with me; while
still not drunk, I am glad
to make the moon and my shadow
into friends, but then when
I have drunk too much, we
all part; yet these are
friends I can always count on
these who have no emotion
whatsoever; I hope that one day
we three will meet again,
deep in the Milky Way.
— Li Po, Drinking Alone In The Moonlight
Posted by daddybear71 on October 2, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 161
Ji-ji, again ji-ji,
Mulan faces the door, weaving.
You can’t hear the sound of the loom’s shuttle,
You only hear Daughter’s sighs.
They ask Daughter who’s in her thought,
They ask Daughter who’s on her memory.
“No one is on Daughter’s thought,
No one is on Daughter’s memory.”
Last night I saw the army notices,
The Khan is calling for a great force.
The army register is in twelve scrolls,
and every scroll has Father’s name.
Father has no adult son,
Mulan has no older brother.
“Wish to buy a saddle and horse,
and serve in Father’s place.”
In the East Market she buys a steed,
In the West Market she buys a saddle and saddle blanket,
In the South Market she buys a bridle,
In the North Market she buys a long whip.
At dawn she bids farewell to Father and Mother,
In the evening she camps on the bank of the Yellow River.
She doesn’t hear the sound of Father and Mother calling for Daughter,
She only hears the Yellow River’s flowing water cry jianjian.
At dawn she bids farewell to the Yellow River,
In the evening she arrives at the summit of Black Mountain.
She doesn’t hear the sound of Father and Mother calling for Daughter,
She only hears Mount Yan’s nomad horses cry jiu-jiu.
She goes ten thousand miles in the war machine,
She crosses mountain passes as if flying.
Northern gusts carry sound of army rattles,
Cold light shines on iron armor.
Generals die in a hundred battles,
Strong warriors return after ten years.
On her return she sees the Son of Heaven,
The Son of Heaven sits in the ceremonial hall.
Merits are recorded in twelve ranks
And grants a hundred thousand strong.
The Khan asks her what she desires.
“Mulan has no use for a high official’s post.
I wish to borrow a ten-thousand mile camel
To take me back home.”
Father and Mother hear Daughter is coming
They go outside the city wall, supporting each other.
When Older Sister hears Younger Sister is coming
Facing the door, she puts on rouge.
When Little Brother hears Older Sister is coming
He sharpens the knife, quick, quick, for pig and sheep.
“I open the door to my east room,
I sit on my bed in the west room,”
“I take off my wartime gown
And put on my old-time clothes.”
Facing the window she fixes the cloudlike hair on her temples,
Facing a mirror she dabs on yellow flower powder
She goes out the door and sees her comrades.
Her comrades are all shocked.
Traveling together for twelve years
They didn’t know Mulan was a girl.
“The male rabbit’s feet kick up and down,
The female rabbit’s eyes are bewildered.
Two rabbits running close to the ground,
How can they tell if I am male or female?”
— Unknown – Ode to Mulan
Posted by daddybear71 on October 1, 2016
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A Year of Poetry – Day 160
Posted by daddybear71 on September 30, 2016
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