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A Modest Proposal

There is a bit of a hue and cry from some quarters that the Electoral College should be done away with.  It seems that some feel that the College is anti-democratic because it allows for someone to lose the national popular vote, yet still win the presidential election.

This is, in fact, true.  Someone can carry enough states with lower population, and thus receive their electoral votes and win, while someone can win most of the densely populated states and lose.  This has, indeed, happened, albeit rarely.

Now, I’m not going to go into why I believe the Electoral College is a good thing and why we should leave well enough alone.  I will also not discuss how we do not have a national election for President, rather we have 51 local elections (50 states plus the District of Columbia), and why that is and why it’s a good idea.  I’ll leave those for the ad nauseum discussions on social media, talk radio, and between television political evangelists.

I will point out, however, that if we, as a nation, wish to do away with the College entirely, then those who support such an action should begin the work to amend the Constitution.  We will then have a national debate in the Congress and, if necessary, the ratification process as each state decides on its own.

But, in the meantime, if we wish to make things more ‘democratic,’ there is something we can do.

You see, in our system, each state has the power to figure out how their Electoral College votes are pledged.  Currently, all but two of the states do it in a ‘winner take all’ contest.  For those who don’t remember, each state gets as many Electoral College votes as it has members of Congress.  So, if a state has two members of the House of Representatives, along with the two senators that every state is allotted, it will have four Electoral College votes. Whichever of the presidential candidates gets the most votes in that state gets all of its Electoral College votes.

But there is another way that is somewhere between how things are done in most of the country and a truly national popular election.  Two states, Nebraska and Maine, allot their Electoral College votes by congressional district, with the overall state winner receiving the two votes for their senators.  For instance, Maine, which has four votes in the College, follows my above example.  It has two congressional districts and two senators.  In the 2016 election, Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Trump split the state three votes to one, respectively.

So, why don’t we consider having each state change their election laws to follow that example?  Each of the 535 congressional districts is worth one electoral vote, and the winner of the popular vote in each state gets the two votes for its senator. The winner still has to get 270 or more votes, but the results would be more fine-grained and local than the current method, and thus more democratic.

Here are some numbers:

In the 2012 presidential election, President Obama won 332 Electoral College votes.  To do this, he won 26 states and the District of Columbia.  Mitt Romney won 206 electoral votes in 24 states.

Using data from the Daily Kos, we find that the number of votes changes if the votes are allotted by congressional district:

Obama:  (27 states * 2 votes) + 210 congressional districts = 264 Electoral College votes

Romney: (24 states * 2 votes) + 225 congressional districts = 273 Electoral College votes

Let’s take a look at 2008, where President Obama won 365 Electoral College votes from 28 states, along with the District of Columbia and one of Nebraska’s electoral votes, while John McCain won 173 votes from 22 states:

Obama:  (29 states * 2 votes) + 240 congressional districts = 298 Electoral College votes

McCain: (22 states * 2 votes) + 195 congressional districts = 239 Electoral College votes

Since congressional districts are roughly equal in population, a win in just one California congressional district is roughly equal to winning all of North Dakota.  Historically red states will have blue districts, and vice versa.  This will allow for a more democratic representation of the will of the people, while still rewarding the winner of the popular vote in each state.  It will also break up things like the “Solid South” and the “Blue Wall”.

This is a compromise between what we have now, which a vocal portion of our citizenry is not happy with, and a wholesale scrapping of an institution which has worked for over 200 years.  It is also something that can be tried without a constitutional amendment, which can take decades.  Perhaps it’s time the states took back control of the presidential election and let their electoral votes be decided in a more local manner.

A Year of Poetry – Day 204

Faster than fairies, faster than witches,
Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches;
And charging along like troops in a battle
All through the meadows the horses and cattle:
All of the sights of the hill and the plain
Fly as thick as driving rain;
And ever again, in the wink of an eye,
Painted stations whistle by.
Here is a child who clambers and scrambles,
All by himself and gathering brambles;
Here is a tramp who stands and gazes;
And here is the green for stringing the daisies!
Here is a cart runaway in the road
Lumping along with man and load;
And here is a mill, and there is a river:
Each a glimpse and gone forever!

— Robert Louis Stevenson, From A Railway Carriage

A Year of Poetry – Day 203

Passion brings pain! – Who will soothe you,

Troubled heart that has lost so, lost completely?

Where are the hours that all too swiftly flew?

In vain were you granted a sight of Beauty!

The spirit is clouded: purposes confused:

How the world’s splendour fades from our view!

But music soars aloft now on angel’s wings,

Millions of notes on notes are intertwined,

Piercing through and through all mortal being,

Eternal beauty flows now through the mind:

The eyes are dim, and filled with highest yearning,

The divine power of tears, and music’s singing.

And so the heart is eased, and once more feels

It lives and throbs, must go on throbbing,

And in pure thanks a willing offering yields,

Of self, in kind, for this so generous giving.

Then it is felt – that it might last forever! –

The double joy of love, and music’s singing.

— Goethe, Reconciliation

Repost: Memories

This originally appeared on November 11, 2011.

 


  • The bite of gravel into my palms as I did my best to push Missouri back into the ground, along with 200 of my closest friends
  • The feeling of accomplishment the first time I qualified expert on the M-16
  • The rush I got the first time I did an Australian rappel
  • Sunset at the Asilomar
  • Coming out of the building in Augsburg and realizing I hadn’t seen the sun in 6 weeks
  • The sound of a little girl crying because I had told her her mother hadn’t survived
  • Sunrise over the Chiracahuas
  • 6 inches of snow in an hour over a convoy of diplomatic cargo in Russia
  • Laying in a snowbank on top of Mount Vis
  • The color and smell of the earth in that field near Mostar
  • Watching young soldiers learn what my team was teaching them
  • Night driving my track
  • The taste of red dirt on four continents.  Seriously, did the Corps of Engineers do a study to find all of the places on earth where there is red clay just so they could send me to visit all of them?
  • The weight of the hanger on the day I hung up my uniform for the last time

A Year of Poetry – Day 202

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

— Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, In Flander’s Fields

Insults and Refutations

It’s not often I get into state politics, especially the politics of a state I no longer live in, but this came across my feed, and it begged for my attention.

My comments are in bold.


Joint Statement from California Legislative Leaders on Result of Presidential Election

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

SACRAMENTO – California Senate President pro Tempore Kevin de León (D-Los Angeles) and California Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon (D-Paramount) released the following statement on the results of the President election:

Today, we woke up feeling like strangers in a foreign land, because yesterday Americans expressed their views on a pluralistic and democratic society that are clearly inconsistent with the values of the people of California. (Today you woke up in the same country you woke up in on Tuesday.  To paraphrase the sitting Democrat President, the sun still rose.)

We have never been more proud to be Californians. (You should always be proud of who you are.  Well, almost always, but I doubt any of you good people have done the kinds of things that make you smash your fist into the image in the mirror.  Of course, I could be wrong.)

By a margin in the millions, Californians overwhelmingly rejected politics fueled by resentment, bigotry, and misogyny. (And embraced an unethical, possibly criminal, geriatric train wreck who demonstrably cheated her way to the nomination.)

The largest state of the union (Alaska?) and the strongest driver of our nation’s economy has shown it has its surest conscience as well. (You sure told those marijuana prohibitionists, that’s for sure.)

California is – and must always be – a refuge of justice and opportunity for people of all walks, talks, ages and aspirations – regardless of how you look, where you live, what language you speak, or who you love. (So long as you don’t vote the wrong way, or publicly pronounce the wrong social opinions, or donate to the wrong political movements.)

California has long set an example for other states to follow. (I’d like to thank you for the Valley Girl accent.  No, really.)  And California will defend its people and our progress. (I agree with you on this one.  Each state should defend its people and their chosen way of life.  Just, please, don’t try to impose that way of life on others.) We are not going to allow one election to reverse generations of progress at the height of our historic diversity (Just not intellectual), scientific advancement, economic output, and sense of global responsibility. (Seriously, just how much power do you think Mr. Trump will have?  Have you fetishized the chief executive so much with Obama that you now fear that Trump will smite the mountains and drain the seas?)

We will be reaching out to federal, state and local officials to evaluate how a Trump Presidency will potentially impact federal funding of ongoing state programs (It will, just like every other time someone from a different party takes the office), job-creating investments reliant on foreign trade (Bringing in gadgets from overseas which were built at poverty wages, or possibly using slave labor), and federal enforcement of laws affecting the rights of people living in our state. (Perhaps you should enforce the laws safeguarding your citizens’ rights yourselves.  I’m told it’s quite empowering.) We will maximize the time during the presidential transition to defend our accomplishments using every tool at our disposal. (Smarmy press interviews, histrionics in front of cameras, and burning down your own cities.)

While Donald Trump may have won the presidency, he hasn’t changed our values. (Pretty much what I and those like me said after Barack Obama took the office.) America is greater than any one man or party. (Thank you for saying that.  We’ve missed your voice in the chorus.) We will not be dragged back into the past. (Neither will we.  I’ve known too many people who survived Stalin and Mao.) We will lead the resistance to any effort that would shred our social fabric or our Constitution. (When we said this eight years ago, you had to rush to the fainting couch, blithering about inflammatory rhetoric and evil racists with guns. Now, do you hear the people sing?)

California was not a part of this nation when its history began, but we are clearly now the keeper of its future.

Got news for you, sparky. 

San Francisco is one of those places archeologists will dig up one day and wonder why so many people would live there.  Sacramento is now, has been, and forever shall be the best place for giving the west coast an enema.  While the beaches and the Sierras are nice, just about everything between them is a waste of a good nuclear test range. The very existence of your largest city is proof that if you throw enough water into sand, fungus will grow.

You’re already running out of money, and that situation is only going to get worse.  You’re exacerbating a natural drought by refusing to use what water resources you do have. You’re sucking one of the largest rivers in the world dry before it can reach the sea, then bitching that the rest of us are wasteful.  And to top it all off, you unleashed JayZ and the Kardashians on the rest of us. 

That last was the unkindest cut of all.

In short, you are not a sustainable future. If you are the future, it’s one that would have gotten laughed at if someone used it as the backdrop of an ’80’s dystopian creature feature.

Calm the hell down.  You wouldn’t be so fearful of Trump if you hadn’t endowed his predecessor with so much personal power, both legal and moral.  At least for the time being, he’s going to enforce existing laws, and probably repeal a bunch of executive orders, which are the responsibilities and powers of every president ever elected.  If he tries to ram through new laws or executive orders y’all don’t agree with, that’s what the courts and your own congressional delegation are for.

In the event that Mr. Trump abuses his power to oppress the hot-house flower that is California, please rest assured that a bunch of us shit-kickers from beyond the mountains will rise up to defend your delicate honor.  Yeah, you read that right.  I don’t agree with you, but I dislike it when government stomps all over someone’s God-given rights, no matter who they are or who is in power.

Until then, get a grip and get on with the business of running your state.  The rest of us have honest work to do, and you’re a distraction from that.

A Year of Poetry – Day 201

Lars Porsena of Clusium, by the Nine Gods he swore
That the great house of Tarquin should suffer wrong no more.
By the Nine Gods he swore it, and named a trysting day,
And bade his messengers ride forth,
East and West and South and North,
To summon his array.

East and West and South and North the messengers ride fast,
And tower and town and cottage have heard the trumpet’s blast.
Shame on the false Etruscan who lingers in his home,
When Porsena of Clusium is on the march for Rome!

The horsemen and the footmen are pouring in amain
From many a stately market-place, from many a fruitful plain;
From many a lonely hamlet which, hid by beech and pine
Like an eagle’s nest hangs on the crest of purple Apennine;

From lordly Volaterrae, where scowls the far-famed hold
Piled by the hands of giants for god-like kings of old;
From sea-girt Populonia, whose sentinels descry
Sardinia’s snowy mountain-tops fringing the southern sky;

From the proud mart of Pisae, queen of the western waves,
Where ride Massilia’s triremes, heavy with fair-haired slaves;
From where sweet Clanis wanders through corn and vines and flowers;
From where Cortona lifts to heaven her diadem of towers.

Tall are the oaks whose acorns drop in dark Auser’s rill;
Fat are the stags that champ the boughs of the Ciminian hill;
Beyond all streams Clitumnus is to the herdsman dear;
Best of all pools the fowler loves the great Volsinian mere.

But now no stroke of woodman is heard by Auser’s rill;
No hunter tracks the stag’s green path up the Ciminian hill;
Unwatched along Clitumnus grazes the milk-white steer;
Unharmed the water fowl may dip in the Volsinian mere.

The harvests of Arretium, this year, old men shall reap;
This year, young boys in Umbro shall plunge the struggling sheep;
And in the vats of Luna, this year, the must shall foam
Round the white feet of laughing girls whose sires have marched to Rome.

There be thirty chosen prophets, the wisest of the land,
Who always by Lars Porsena both morn and evening stand:
Evening and morn the Thirty have turned the verses o’er,
Traced from the right on linen white by mighty seers of yore;

And with one voice the Thirty have their glad answer given:
“Go forth, go forth, Lars Porsena! Go forth, beloved of Heaven!
Go, and return in glory to Clusium’s round dome,
And hang round Nurscia’s altars the golden shields of Rome.”

And now hath every city sent up her tale of men;
The foot are fourscore thousand; the horse are thousands ten.
Before the gates of Sutrium is met the great array.
A proud man was Lars Porsena upon the trysting day.

For all the Tuscan armies were ranged beneath his eye,
And many a banished Roman, and many a stout ally;
And with a mighty following to join the muster came
The Tusculan Mamilius, Prince of the Latian name.

But by the yellow Tiber was tumult and affright:
From all the spacious champaign to Rome men took their flight.
A mile around the city the throng stopped up the ways:
A fearful sight it was to see through two long nights and days

For aged folks on crutches, and women great with child,
And mothers sobbing over babes that clung to them and smiled.
And sick men borne in litters high on the necks of slaves,
And troops of sun-burned husbandmen with reaping-hooks and staves,

And droves of mules and asses laden with skins of wine,
And endless flocks of goats and sheep, and endless herds of kine,
And endless trains of wagons that creaked beneath the weight
Of corn-sacks and of household goods choked every roaring gate.

Now, from the rock Tarpiean, could the wan burghers spy
The line of blazing villages red in the midnight sky.
The Fathers of the City, they sat all night and day,
For every hour some horseman came with tidings of dismay.

To eastward and to westward have spread the Tuscan bands;
Nor house, nor fence, nor dovecote in Crustumerium stands.
Verbenna down to Ostia hath wasted all the plain;
Astur hath stormed Janiculum, and the stout guards are slain.

I wis, in all the Senate, there was no heart so bold,
But sore it ached, and fast it beat, when that ill news was told.
Forthwith up rose the Consul, up rose the Fathers all;
In haste they girded up their gowns and hied them to the wall.

They held a council standing before the River-Gate;
Short time was there, ye well may guess, for musing or debate.
Out spake the Consul roundly: “The bridge must straight go down;
For since Janiculum is lost, naught else can save the town…”

Just then, a scout came flying, all wild with haste and fear:
“To arms! To arms, Sir Consul! Lars Porsena is here!”
On the low hills to westward the Consul fixed his eye,
And saw the swarthy storm of dust rise fast along the sky,

And nearer fast and nearer doth the red whirlwind come;
And louder still and still more loud, from underneath that whirling cloud,
Is heard the trumpet’s war-note proud, the trampling and the hum.
And plainly and more plainly now through the gloom appears,
Far to left and far to right, in broken gleams of dark-blue light,
The long array of helmets bright, the long array of spears.

And plainly and more plainly, above that glimmering line,
Now might ye see the banners of twelve fair cities shine;
But the banner of proud Clusium was highest of them all,
The terror of the Umbrian; the terror of the Gaul.

And plainly and more plainly now might the burghers know,
By port and vest, by horse and crest, each warlike Lucumo.
There Cilnius of Arretium on his fleet roan was seen;
And Astur of the four-fold shield, girt with the brand none else may wield,
Tolumnius with the belt of gold, and dark Verbenna from the hold
By reedy Thrasymene.

Fast by the royal standard, o’erlooking all the war,
Lars Porsena of Clusium sat in his ivory car.
By the right wheel rode Mamilius, prince of the Latian name,
And by the left false Sextus, who wrought the deed of shame.

But when the face of Sextus was seen among the foes,
A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose.
On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed,
No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first.

But the Consul’s brow was sad, and the Consul’s speech was low,
And darkly looked he at the wall, and darkly at the foe.
“Their van will be upon us before the bridge goes down;
And if they once might win the bridge, what hope to save the town?”

Then out spoke brave Horatius, the Captain of the Gate:
“To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late;
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods,

And for the tender mother who dandled him to rest,
And for the wife who nurses his baby at her breast,
And for the holy maidens who feed the eternal flame,
To save them from false Sextus, that wrought the deed of shame?

Hew down the bridge, Sir Consul, with all the speed ye may!
I, with two more to help me, will hold the foe in play.
In yon strait path, a thousand may well be stopped by three:
Now, who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?’

Then out spake Spurius Lartius; a Ramnian proud was he:
“Lo, I will stand at thy right hand and keep the bridge with thee.”
And out spake strong Herminius; of Titian blood was he:
“I will abide on thy left side, and keep the bridge with thee.”

“Horatius,” quoth the Consul, “as thou sayest, so let it be.”
And straight against that great array forth went the dauntless Three.
For Romans in Rome’s quarrel spared neither land nor gold,
Nor son nor wife, nor limb nor life, in the brave days of old.

Then none was for a party; then all were for the state;
Then the great man helped the poor, and the poor man loved the great.
Then lands were fairly portioned; then spoils were fairly sold:
The Romans were like brothers in the brave days of old.

Now Roman is to Roman more hateful than a foe,
And the Tribunes beard the high, and the Fathers grind the low.
As we wax hot in faction, in battle we wax cold:
Wherefore men fight not as they fought in the brave days of old.

Now while the Three were tightening their harness on their backs,
The Consul was the foremost man to take in hand an axe:
And Fathers mixed with Commons seized hatchet, bar and crow,
And smote upon the planks above and loosed the props below.

Meanwhile the Tuscan army, right glorious to behold,
Came flashing back the noonday light,
Rank behind rank, like surges bright of a broad sea of gold.
Four hundred trumpets sounded a peal of warlike glee,
As that great host, with measured tread, and spears advanced, and ensigns spread,
Rolled slowly towards the bridge’s head where stood the dauntless Three.

The Three stood calm and silent, and looked upon the foes,
And a great shout of laughter from all the vanguard rose:
And forth three chiefs came spurring before that deep array;
To earth they sprang, their swords they drew, and lifted high their shields, and flew
To win the narrow way;

Aunus from green Tifernum, Lord of the Hill of Vines;
And Seius, whose eight hundred slaves sicken in Ilva’s mines;
And Picus, long to Clusium vassal in peace and war,
Who led to fight his Umbrian powers from that grey crag where, girt with towers,
The fortress of Naquinum lowers o’er the pale waves of Nar.

Stout Lartius hurled down Aunus into the stream beneath:
Herminius struck at Seius, and clove him to the teeth:
At Picus brave Horatius darted one fiery thrust;
And the proud Umbrian’s golden arms clashed in the bloody dust.

Then Ocnus of Falerii rushed on the Roman Three;
And Lausulus of Urgo, the rover of the sea,
And Aruns of Volsinium, who slew the great wild boar,
The great wild boar that had his den amidst the reeds of Cosa’s fen,
And wasted fields, and slaughtered men, along Albinia’s shore.

Herminius smote down Aruns; Lartius laid Ocnus low:
Right to the heart of Lausulus Horatius sent a blow.
“Lie there,” he cried, “fell pirate! No more, aghast and pale,
From Ostia’s walls the crowd shall mark the track of thy destroying bark.
No more Campania’s hinds shall fly to woods and caverns when they spy
Thy thrice-accursed sail.”

But now no sound of laughter was heard among the foes.
A wild and wrathful clamour from all the vanguard rose.
Six spears’ lengths from the entrance halted that deep array,
And for a space no man came forth to win the narrow way.

But hark! the cry is Astur, and lo! the ranks divide;
And the great Lord of Luna comes with his stately stride.
Upon his ample shoulders clangs loud the four-fold shield,
And in his hand he shakes the brand which none but he can wield.

He smiled on those bold Romans a smile serene and high;
He eyed the flinching Tuscans, and scorn was in his eye.
Quoth he, “The she-wolf’s litter stand savagely at bay:
But will ye dare to follow, if Astur clears the way?”

Then, whirling up his broadsword with both hands to the height,
He rushed against Horatius and smote with all his might.
With shield and blade Horatius right deftly turned the blow.
The blow, yet turned, came yet too nigh;
It missed his helm, but gashed his thigh:
The Tuscans raised a joyful cry to see the red blood flow.

He reeled, and on Herminius he leaned one breathing-space;
Then, like a wild-cat mad with wounds, sprang right at Astur’s face.
Through teeth, and skull, and helmet so fierce a thrust he sped,
The good sword stood a hand-breadth out behind the Tuscan’s head.

And the great Lord of Luna fell at that deadly stroke,
As falls on Mount Alvernus a thunder-smited oak.
Far o’er the crashing forest the giant arms lay spread;
And the pale augurs, muttering low, gaze on the blasted head.

On Astur’s throat Horatius right firmly pressed his heel,
And thrice and four times tugged amain, ere he wrenched out the steel.
“And see,” he cried, “the welcome, fair guests, that waits you here!
What noble Lucumo comes next to taste our Roman cheer?”

But at his haughty challenge a sullen murmur ran,
Mingled of wrath, and shame, and dread, along that glittering van.
There lacked not men of prowess, nor men of lordly race;
For all Etruria’s noblest were round the fatal place.

But all Etruria’s noblest felt their hearts sink to see
On the earth the bloody corpses; in their path the dauntless Three;
And, from the ghastly entrance where those bold Romans stood,
All shrank, like boys who unaware, ranging the woods to start a hare,
Come to the mouth of a dark lair where, growling low, a fierce old bear
Lies amidst bones and blood.

Was none who would be foremost to lead such dire attack?
But those behind cried “Forward!”, and those before cried “Back!”
And backward now and forward wavers the deep array;
And on the tossing sea of steel, to and fro the standards reel;
And the victorious trumpet-peal dies fitfully away.

Yet one man for one moment strode out before the crowd;
Well known was he to all the Three, and they gave him greeting loud.
“Now welcome, welcome, Sextus! Now welcome to thy home!
Why dost thou stay, and turn away? Here lies the road to Rome.”

Thrice looked he at the city; thrice looked he at the dead;
And thrice came on in fury, and thrice turned back in dread:
And, white with fear and hatred, scowled at the narrow way
Where, wallowing in a pool of blood, the bravest Tuscans lay.

But meanwhile axe and lever have manfully been plied;
And now the bridge hangs tottering above the boiling tide.
“Come back, come back, Horatius!” loud cried the Fathers all.
“Back, Lartius! Back, Herminius! Back, ere the ruin fall!”

Back darted Spurius Lartius; Herminius darted back:
And as they passed, beneath their feet they felt the timbers crack.
But when they turned their faces, and on the further shore
Saw brave Horatius stand alone, they would have crossed once more.

But with a crash like thunder fell every loosened beam,
And, like a dam, the mighty wreck lay right athwart the stream:
And a loud shout of triumph rose from the walls of Rome,
As to the highest turret-tops was splashed the yellow foam.

And, like a horse unbroken, when first he feels the rein,
The furious river struggled hard, and tossed his tawny mane,
And burst the curb, and bounded, rejoicing to be free,
And whirling down, in fierce career, battlement, and plank, and pier
Rushed headlong to the sea.

Alone stood brave Horatius, but constant still in mind;
Thrice thirty thousand foes before, and the broad flood behind.
“Down with him!” cried false Sextus, with a smile on his pale face.
“Now yield thee”, cried Lars Porsena, “now yield thee to our grace!”

Round turned he, as not deigning those craven ranks to see;
Nought spake he to Lars Porsena, to Sextus nought spake he;
But he saw on Palatinus the white porch of his home;
And he spake to the noble river that rolls by the towers of Rome.

“Oh Tiber, father Tiber, to whom the Romans pray,
A Roman’s life, a Roman’s arms, take thou in charge this day!”
So he spake and, speaking, sheathed the good sword by his side,
And, with his harness on his back, plunged headlong in the tide.

No sound of joy or sorrow was heard from either bank;
But friends and foes in dumb surprise, with parted lips and straining eyes,
Stood gazing where he sank;
And when above the surges they saw his crest appear,
All Rome sent forth a rapturous cry, and even the ranks of Tuscany
Could scarce forbear to cheer.

But fiercely ran the current, swollen high by months of rain:
And fast his blood was flowing; and he was sore in pain,
And heavy with his armour, and spent with changing blows:
And oft they thought him sinking, but still again he rose.

Never, I ween, did swimmer, in such an evil case,
Struggle through such a raging flood safe to the landing place:
But his limbs were borne up bravely by the brave heart within,
And our good father Tiber bare bravely up his chin.

“Curse on him!” quoth false Sextus, “will not the villain drown?
But for this stay, ere close of day, we would have sacked the town!”
“Heaven help him!” quoth Lars Porsena, “and bring him safe to shore;
For such a gallant feat of arms was never seen before.”

And now he feels the bottom: now on dry earth he stands;
Now round him throng the Fathers, to press his gory hands;
And now, with shouts and clapping, and noise of weeping loud,
He enters through the River-Gate, borne by the joyous crowd.

They gave him of the corn-land, that was of public right,
As much as two strong oxen could plough from morn till night;
And they made a molten image, and set it up on high,
And there it stands unto this day to witness if I lie.

It stands in the Comitium, plain for all folk to see;
Horatius in his harness, halting upon one knee:
And underneath is written, in letters all of gold,
How valiantly he kept the bridge in the brave days of old.

And still his name sounds stirring unto the men of Rome,
As the trumpet-blast that calls to them to charge the Volscian home;
And wives still pray to Juno for boys with hearts as bold
As his who kept the bridge so well in the brave days of old.

And in the nights of winter, when the cold north winds blow,
And the long howling of the wolves is heard amidst the snow;
When round the lonely cottage roars loud the tempest’s din,
And the good logs of Algidus roar louder yet within;

When the oldest cask is opened, and the largest lamp is lit;
When the chestnuts glow in the embers, and the kid turns on the spit;
When young and old in circle around the firebrands close;
When the girls are weaving baskets and the lads are shaping bows

When the goodman mends his armour, and trims his helmet’s plume,
And the goodwife’s shuttle merrily goes flashing through the loom;
With weeping and with laughter still is the story told,
How well Horatius kept the bridge in the brave days of old.

— Lord Thomas Babington Macauley, Horatius

Political Ramblings

Well, now that we’ve all taken a collective breath, some to gain oxygen, some to scream, I’ve got a few things I need to get on paper.

  1. If you’re looking for an investment or business opportunity, an ammunition store in Ehrenberg, Arizona, or Primm, Nevada, or Verdi, Nevada, would probably be a good place to start.  California voted to make background checks for ammunition mandatory yesterday, and these cities are just across the state line and next to an interstate highway.
    • If you need advice in how to run such a business, let me know and I’ll see if I can put you in contact with someone who runs a liquor store in a wet country in eastern Kentucky.
  2. In the same vein, if you’re in California and need someone to keep your standard capacity magazines for you while you fight the new magazine ban in court, hit me up in email and I’ll shoot you an address.  People, this is why we donate to CalGuns.
  3. Nevada passed mandatory background checks for private gun sales yesterday.  People, this is why we donate to the SAF.
  4. To the celebrities who threatened to emigrate and the federal workers who threatened to quit if Trump won, put up or shut up.  Seriously, either act like adults or don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
  5. If you’re looking for prognostication this morning, all I can say is that you ought to keep an eye on Tammy Duckworth.  She’s a female of mixed Asian/European extraction, a decorated, disabled war veteran, she’s not afraid to flay someone alive with words, and she’s a pro-choice, anti-gun Democrat.  She’s a heck of a lot more qualified than Obama or either Clinton, and I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of her between now and 2020.
  6. The Republicans have a comfortable lead in the House of Representatives, but will control the Senate by the slimmest of margins.  This is the same situation we had in 2001 when President Bush took office.  All it takes is a death, resignation, or defection to throw it into an even tie.  For those Democrats who wondered why filibuster and cloture were important when Rand Paul and Ted Cruz were doing it, this is why.
  7. The Republican Congress needs to get off its ass and pass a real budget.  We’ve been going paycheck to paycheck with continuing resolutions for way too long, and they have no excuses now.  Pass the damned appropriations bills and get on with the rest of your job.
  8. Don’t expect to see another Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court.  Mr. Trump probably doesn’t have the votes to get a fire-breathing originalist through the Senate.  If we’re lucky, we’ll get a Roberts or an Alito.
    • He may have to stoop to identity politics to get it done, and he will benefit from the fact that putting a moderately conservative justice in will not change the nature of the court.
    • In the event that one of the liberal judges needs to be replaced, expect a knock-down, drag-out dogfight no matter who he nominates.
  9. We will never get to the bottom of the Clinton Foundation, the classified emails, or anything else related to Mrs. Clinton and her family now that there is little political gain in continuing to dig.
    • I expect to see a rash of presidential pardons between now and January.
  10. The 2018 election starts next week.  2020 may start even sooner.

 

To the American people, use the signs in your front yard as target stands, have a cup of coffee or a beer with your neighbor, and get a grip.  Trump will not destroy the Republic; neither will he evoke a renaissance of freedom.   He’s not the devil, and he’s not Reagan.  Don’t fall for the same traps we all did with Obama.

To Congress – Ladies and Gentlemen, you are the firewall between the people you represent and an untested, unknown President.  Do not be obstructionist if he is a measured, reasonable chief executive, but please take your oversight responsibilities seriously, and don’t be afraid to jerk his leash.

To Mrs. Clinton, I hope you enjoy a nice, quiet, fulfilling retirement from politics.  I sincerely hope that you find a way to contribute in the manner you said you wanted to during the campaign. Perhaps you could take up baking, for instance.

To Mr. Trump, congratulations.  The easy part is over.  Do not for a moment think that you will not be monitored, criticized, picked apart, folded, spindled, and mutilated by the press and everyone else who catches you putting a toe across an ethical or legal line.  The best thing you can do with your cabinet and staff is to hold a meeting and tell them that you will publicly crucify anyone who does anything that will bring disrepute on your administration.  You made a lot of promises to get here, and we’ll be watching to see if you make good on them.  Good luck.

Now, if you all will excuse me, I’m going to go start editing the next Minivandian’s story and be proud of my daughter.  While the rest of us were acting like political junkies this morning, she passed her ROTC swim test the day after donating blood.

Good night and good luck.

Thought for the Day

It’s over.

Thank God.

A Year of Poetry – Day 200

‘So the foemen have fired the gate, men of mine;
And the water is spent and gone?
Then bring me a cup of the red Ahr-wine:
I never shall drink but this one.

‘And reach me my harness, and saddle my horse,
And lead him me round to the door:
He must take such a leap to-night perforce,
As horse never took before.

‘I have fought my fight, I have lived my life,
I have drunk my share of wine;
From Trier to Coln there was never a knight
Led a merrier life than mine.

‘I have lived by the saddle for years two score;
And if I must die on tree,
Then the old saddle tree, which has borne me of yore,
Is the properest timber for me.

‘So now to show bishop, and burgher, and priest,
How the Altenahr hawk can die:
If they smoke the old falcon out of his nest,
He must take to his wings and fly.’

He harnessed himself by the clear moonshine,
And he mounted his horse at the door;
And he drained such a cup of the red Ahr-wine,
As man never drained before.

He spurred the old horse, and he held him tight,
And he leapt him out over the wall;
Out over the cliff, out into the night,
Three hundred feet of fall.

They found him next morning below in the glen,
With never a bone in him whole-
A mass or a prayer, now, good gentlemen,
For such a bold rider’s soul.

— Charles Kingsley, The Knight’s Leap: A Legend of Altenar