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Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm

Road Runner and Wiley Coyote On The Battlefield

Player – I fire my rpg.

DM – OK, roll to see if you hit the target.

Player – Darn, a 1

DM – OK, so, you have a misfire, but the projectile does clear the launcher. Roll again to see what it does.

Player – Wow, a 20.

DM – Hmm. OK, so you don’t hit the target in a normal fashion, but the warhead shoots out, hits the ground about 25 meters in front of you, then bounces three times before landing on the target and exploding.

Player – …..

Player – You mean….

DM – Yes, you catastrophically failed successfully.

Thought for the Day

Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm

A little late, but this raised a chuckle

Praise the Lord and Pass the Geritol

I’m not the only one around here getting a little gray, and I know it’s a sore subject, but I have to bring this up.

Bohemian Rhapsody was released on October 31, 1975. About this time 50 years ago, a DJ in North Dakota was probably risking his job by playing this six minute masterpiece for the first time.

Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm