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A Year of Poetry – Day 12
Posted by daddybear71 on May 5, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/05/05/a-year-of-poetry-day-12/
Musings
- There’s nothing like finding a pair of hot 120v wires with nothing but 20 year old masking tape covering their bare ends to make you think good thoughts about the previous owners of your home.
- Dear custom counter top makers – The time to learn that you are contractually restricted from selling a certain countertop to a store, and through them, to me, is not two and a half weeks after I shelled out my hard earned money for them, and two and a half weeks before I am planning on having people over to the house.
- The home supply center did right by us, and we should have countertops within the next fourteen days.
- Luckily, the nice lady we worked with took the “We are so sorry, and we will make this right” approach with us, and not the “We already have your money, so what are you going to do?” approach.
- Dear Vendor – If you ever create another interface that makes me hit “OK” 6,052 times to change the date every element in a dataset ages out and gets deleted, I am going to hunt you down, gut you like a trout, and use your entrails to string a bass violin.
- I am not exaggerating, on either the number of “OK”s, or the consequences..
- Dear Mother Nature – Please pick a temperature and a barometric pressure. I don’t mean to complain, but I’m beginning to have the posture and personality of a honey badger.
- I have several restaurant reviews for those of you coming into town for the NRAAM. Look for them to get done when I’m not exhausted, pissed off, and/or under the weather.
- Why do I get the same feeling down the center of my spine when Irish Woman says “Don’t get me anything for Mother’s Day” as I did when the guy four feet from me in Bosnia stepped on something and it went “CLICK!”?
Posted by daddybear71 on May 4, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/05/04/musings-192/
A Year of Poetry – Day 11
Posted by daddybear71 on May 4, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/05/04/a-year-of-poetry-day-11/
A Year of Poetry – Day 10
Farewell, thou child of my right hand, and joy;
My sin was too much hope of thee, lov’d boy.
Seven years thou’wert lent to me, and I thee pay,
Exacted by thy fate, on the just day.
O, could I lose all father now! For why
Will man lament the state he should envy?
To have so soon ‘scap’d world’s and flesh’s rage,
And, if no other misery, yet age?
Rest in soft peace, and, ask’d, say here doth lie
Ben Jonson his best piece of poetry.
For whose sake, henceforth, all his vows be such,
As what he loves may never like too much.
— Ben Jonson, On My First Son
Posted by daddybear71 on May 3, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/05/03/a-year-of-poetry-day-10/
A Year of Poetry – Day 9
Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art! –
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night,
And watching, with eternal lids apart,
Like Nature’s patient sleepless Eremite,
The moving waters at their priestlike task
Of pure ablution round earth’s human shores,
Or gazing on the new soft fallen mask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors –
No -yet still steadfast, still unchangeable,
Pillowed upon my fair love’s ripening breast,
To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,
Awake for ever in a sweet unrest,
Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,
And so live ever -or else swoon to death.
— John Keats, His Last Sonnet
Posted by daddybear71 on May 2, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/05/02/a-year-of-poetry-day-9/
A Year of Poetry – Day 8
Posted by daddybear71 on May 1, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/05/01/a-year-of-poetry-day-8/
A Year of Poetry – Day 7
Posted by daddybear71 on April 30, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/04/30/a-year-of-poetry-day-7/
Thought for the Day
Question – How does Donald Trump know that the Washington establishment is up for sale to the highest bidder?
Answer – Because his accountant made him keep the receipts for tax purposes.
Question – Why does Hillary Clinton hang out with Hollywood celebrities?
Answer – She’s been playing Lady Macbeth for so many years, she feels more comfortable with other performers.
Question – Why does Bernie Sanders feel that cradle-to-grave government support is the best answer to the problems of the average American?
Answer – Well, look at how well it’s worked out for him.
Question – Why has Ted Cruz made a career in law and politics?
Answer – The part of Grandpa Munster was already taken.
Posted by daddybear71 on April 29, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/04/29/thought-for-the-day-231/
A Year of Poetry – Day 6
No one lives in Golden Gully, for its golden days are o’er,
And its clay shall never sully blucher-boots of diggers more,
For the diggers long have vanished — nought but broken shafts remain,
And the bush, by diggers banished, fast reclaims its own again.
Now, when dying Daylight slowly draws her fingers from the “Peak”,
The Weird Empress Melancholy rises from the reedy creek —
In the gap above the gully, while the dismal curlews scream
Loud to welcome her as ruler of the dreary night supreme —
Takes her throne, and by her presence fills the strange, uncertain air
With a ghostly phosphorescence of the horrors hidden there.
None would think, by camp-fire blazy, lighting fitfully the scene,
In the seasons that are hazy, how in seasons gone between,
Diggers yarned or joined in jolly ballads of the field and foam,
Or grew sad and melancholy over songs like “Home, Sweet Home” —
Songs of other times, demanding sullen tears that would not start,
Every digger understanding what was in his comrade’s heart.
It may seem to you a riddle how a poet’s fancies roam,
But methinks I hear a fiddle softly playing “Home, Sweet Home”
’Mid the trees, while meditative diggers round the camp-fire stand.
(Those were days before Australians learned to love their native land.)
Now the dismal curlew screeches round the shafts when night winds sough;
Startling murmurs, broken speeches, shake each twisted, tangled bough,
And whene’er the night comes dreary, darkened by the falling rain,
Voices, loud and dread and eerie, come again and come again —
Come like troubled souls forbidden rest until their tales are told —
Tales of deeds of darkness hidden in the whirl of days of gold —
Come like troubled spirits telling tales of dire and dread mishaps,
Kissing, falling, rising, swelling, dying in the dismal gaps.
When the coming daylight slowly lays her fingers on the “Peak”
Then the Empress Melancholy hurries off to swamps that reek.
But the scene is never cheery, be it sunshine, be it rain,
For the Gully keeps its dreary look till darkness comes again.
As you stand beside the broken shafts, where grass is growing thick,
You can almost hear a spoken word, or hear a thudding pick;
And your very soul seems sinking, foetid grows the morning air,
For you cannot help believing that there’s something buried there.
There’s a ring amid the saplings by a travelling circus worn,
That amused the noisy diggers e’er the rising race was born;
There’s a road where scrub encroaches that was once the main highway,
Over which two rival coaches dashed in glory twice a day;
Gone — all gone from Golden Gully, for its golden days are o’er,
And its clay shall never sully wheels of crowded coaches more.
— Henry Lawson, Golden Gully
Posted by daddybear71 on April 29, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/04/29/a-year-of-poetry-day-6/
A Year of Poetry – Day 5
Posted by daddybear71 on April 28, 2016
https://daddybearsden.com/2016/04/28/a-year-of-poetry-day-5/







