- Now that the latest round of political silliness is over in Washington, I’m looking forward to previews of next season. Here are some leaks that I’ve been able to
make up from whole clothget from insiders: SPOILER ALERT!- That crafty Jill Biden (Secretly a doctor, not sure if witch or otherwise) is going to do an homage to Weekend at Bernie’s, except this time, Bernie Sanders is actually going to be helping her wheel her husband around the West Wing. Hijinks will ensue as Kamala Harris continually tries to find, fix, and fornicate her way to the top.
- Nancy Pelosi will start a major subplot as she desperately searches for a virgin, or at least someone of semi-questionable virtue, in Washington DC to sacrifice on the altar of eternal decrepitude. Mitch McConnell will play the part of a greek chorus as he stands by and clucks his tongue at her.
- Kamala Harris, safe from Pelosi’s machinations, will continually up her game as she tries to knock Joe Biden out of the White House. This will be filmed in a series of shots where she talks directly to the camera and describes her latest scheme to bump the old man off. Think Scooby Doo meets Spy versus Spy meets Pinky and the Brain meets Dirty Jobs.
- The Christmas episode will be fantastic. Dr. Jill and the entire White House press corps will decorate Grandpa Joe, with Jen Psaki circling back around to place a bright red star on top of his pointed little head. Kamala Harris will feature heavily in this episode, as Willie Brown appears as the “Sugar Daddy of Christmas Past”.
- The season finale will be off the hook. Literally. The episode will center around Joe losing the nuclear football and ripping the red phone to the Kremlin out of the wall during a tantrum started when he is denied a second pudding cup after his morning nap. The entire cast will search the White House high and low as a clock counts down to when a badly-worded Groundhog’s Day presidential proclamation will unleash nuclear armageddon.
- I’d like to thank the National Weather Service for announcing a winter weather advisory at 3:11 in the morning. I’d like to thank the local emergency announcement program for alerting me, via text message and robocall, to the coming descent of white death onto the hellscape of the greater Louisville area at 3:12 in the morning.
- For various reasons, my mind equates “phone ringing at 3:12 AM” as “somebody is hurt, someone has died, or work is on fire”.
- After acknowledging both the telephone call and the adrenaline dump, I fell back into a stress-dream-filled sleep for a few hours. There’s no sleep like “Hey, you remember that one time something happened and you can’t even tell a therapist about it?” dreams.
- Irish Woman is trying to set me up. “I don’t need anything for Valentine’s Day” indeed.
- I know my darling wife is likely to be involved in my death somehow, but I’m not going to make her inevitable acquittal that easy.
- For the record: pearl stud earrings, pearl and diamond pendant necklace, and lavender roses.
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Musings
Posted by daddybear71 on February 14, 2021
https://daddybearsden.com/2021/02/14/musings-360/
Response from Senator McConnell
Dear Mr. Bear;
Thank you for contacting me with your concerns regarding election integrity. Hearing your views helps me better represent Kentucky in the United States Senate.
Voting lies at the very bedrock of our society, and I believe the voting process should be as accurate, user-friendly, and fraud-proof as possible. Trust in democratic elections is crucial to the prosperity of our constitutional republic.
Throughout my career in the United States Senate, I have fought for fair and effective voting procedures, as well as the elimination of fraud. After the 2000 general election, Congress, the states, and various commissions examined our election procedures and voting technologies to determine whether national standards were necessary. As then-Ranking Member of the Senate Committee on Rules and Administration, I was a principal sponsor of the Help America Vote Act (HAVA), designed to improve our election procedures to make it easier to vote and harder to cheat. HAVA required states and localities to meet minimum technology and administration requirements, such as requiring a permanent paper record with a manual audit capacity for federal elections. The bipartisan legislation also established grant programs to provide assistance to states and localities to improve election technology. During HAVA debate, I staunchly defended the primacy of state and local control over election administration.
On December 19, 2019, the Senate passed, with my vote, the Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2020 (H.R. 1158), which included a provision I cosponsored provide additional election administration grants to states. This legislation provided an additional $425 million for election security and voting system enhancement for the 2020 fiscal year. Kentucky received another $5 million in federal funding for election security under H.R. 1158. Our total allocation for election security for the country has increased to more than $800 million since fiscal year 2018. President Trump signed H.R. 1158 into law on December 20, 2019.
At my direction, the Senate passed the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act (P.L. 116-136), which I introduced in the Senate on March 19, 2020.
As part of the CARES Act, Congress appropriated $400 million in new HAVA emergency grants specifically to help states prepare for elections during COVID-19. This funding will allow these states to respond to the challenges presented by COVID-19 in the way they see fit, fulfilling their role as the facilitators of our elections. Kentucky received over $6 million from this CARES Act funding.
To ensure election integrity in the United States, all legal ballots must be counted and any illegal ballots must not be. The process should be transparent on all sides and the courts are here to work through concerns.
Because our Commonwealth has jurisdiction over administering elections, you may wish to contact your representatives in the Kentucky General Assembly by visiting: http://www.lrc.ky.gov and the Kentucky State Board of Election’s office by visiting: https://elect.ky.gov. Please rest assured that I will keep your thoughts in mind as the 117h Congress proceeds.
Sincerely,
MITCH McCONNELL
UNITED STATES SENATOR
Posted by daddybear71 on January 30, 2021
https://daddybearsden.com/2021/01/30/response-from-senator-mcconnell/
Musings
- So, Joe Biden and wasshername are going to be in the White House here in a couple of weeks. Guess we’ll just have to see how bad it can get. I’m not hopeless, but I’m not exactly hopeful either.
- Look for any progress made in the last 4 years to be washed away in a few months. ObamaCare is coming back, the Iran deal will be back on the table, and contracts to tear down the border fencing will likely be advertised by the end of the year.
- Republican resistance will either be stubbornly ferocious or they will fold like a cheap suit. Guess where the smart money is placing their bets.
- We’re about to find out if all those judicial nominations were worth it.
- If you’re not donating to your favorite political and/or litigation group yet, what’s keeping you?
- Made a trip out of town on Saturday to buy bacon. You read that right: I drove almost an hour from home to visit a little ma-and-pa store to buy bacon for Irish Woman.
- When our grocery store is selling decent bacon for almost $12 a pound, and better bacon can be had for $5 a pound, it’s worth the effort.
- Picked up some Amish butter, because Amish butter, and a few jars of locally-canned jam. Elderberry jelly reminds me of something my grandmother would have made, and Traffic Jam (rhubarb, strawberry, and a few other things) just sounded scrumptious.
- While I was out there, I stopped at one of the larger gun dealers in the area to see what was to be seen.
- The store was busier than I’ve ever seen it. Folks weren’t lined up out the door, but it was almost to that point.
- There were AR-15’s to be had, but they were priced well above my comfort zone. People were buying them.
- Nobody seemed to be bothering with short-barreled rifles or suppressors.
- The only surplus rifles I could find were old, rusty Carcanos, and those were priced at $250.
- There was a nice selection of pistols, and prices were only slightly above what I remember them being this time last year.
- Ammunition was thin on the ground. I saw no 9mm, .45, or .38/.357. There was also no 5.56, although there was a limited supply of .308 and 7.26×39.
- There was also some .22, 7.62x54r, and .30-06, but that was all going for about 50 cents a cartridge.
- .25 was available, but it was even more expensive.
- There was no buck shot to be seen, and only a few boxes of slugs were available. They did have lots of bird shot.
- If you’re looking for odd rifle calibers, you’re probably OK. There was also a lot of 10mm for hand held boomenmachers, if that’s your thing.
- I picked up a new bore snake, because happiness is a clean gun, and a couple pounds of coffee. I’m not really in the market for a gun at these prices, and while I’d like more ammunition, I don’t need it in the calibers they had available.
- When I checked out, one of the employees remarked that they are getting a shipment of ammunition in every day, but they don’t know what’s coming. Their distributor is just sending what’s available.
- Apparently a pallet each of 9mm and 5.56 were put on the floor yesterday morning. The 9mm was gone in an hour, the 5.56 was gone in two.
- Well, it looks like my days of working from home are coming to a middle. Our return to work date has been pushed out a few more months.
- I’m not complaining. I miss seeing some of my co-workers, and my reading is down a lot since I don’t have a commute with an audiobook every day, but being able to roll out of bed, have a cup of coffee, get cleaned up, and then get to work in less than an hour is kind of nice.
Posted by daddybear71 on January 10, 2021
https://daddybearsden.com/2021/01/10/musings-358/
Response from my Congressman
I received this in response to my message from the other day.
Dear Mr. Bear, Thank you for contacting me with your concerns regarding irregularities and alleged fraud in the presidential election. I appreciate hearing from you and share your concern. Please find attached a copy of a letter my colleagues and I sent to President Trump on December 9th, 2020. Our letter requests the appointment of a Special Counsel to investigate irregularities in the 2020 election. As we state in our letter, the appointment of a Special Counsel would establish a team of investigators whose sole responsibility is to uncover the truth and provide the certainty America needs. Thank you again for writing to me. Please contact me again with any additional questions or concerns. To receive updates on my work for Kentucky’s Fourth Congressional District, please sign up for my email newsletter at https://massieforms.house.gov/forms/emailsignup. |
Sincerely, Thomas Massie Member of Congress |
Posted by daddybear71 on January 6, 2021
https://daddybearsden.com/2021/01/06/response-from-my-congressman/
Letters to Congress
Below is the text of the messages I have sent to my Senators and Congressman. If you have any opinion about the upcoming events in Congress and our country, please reach out to your own Senators and Representative and let them know.
Dear Congressman Massie / Senator Paul / Senator McConnell,
As a constituent and voter, I ask that you support those of your chamber who will be objecting to the Electoral College vote on January 6.
Over the past few months, I have watched with alarm the rising tide of venom and hatred directed at anyone who dares to question the legitimacy of this year’s election. The shenanigans we have heard about, read about, and seen with our own eyes are unprecedented.
From witnesses who, under oath, testify that ballots were either altered or counted more than once, to video proof that votes were either brought in under shady circumstances or that poll observers were obstructed or lied to, we have seen more than enough to throw a significant amount of suspicion onto the results.
The state legislatures have, for the most part, allowed this to occur and possibly-tainted electoral college slates to be certified. The courts have abdicated their role as an impartial and non-political arbiter of what is and what is not legal. The options available to us to have narrowed and the responsibility for discovering the truth has fallen to the Congress.
If there is no there, there, then the light of an open debate and vote will help to assuage those of us who have misgivings about the integrity of this election. If something untoward is indeed found, then bringing it to light is of the utmost importance.
Please, support those who want to use the powers of Congress to find the bottom of this mess, and either give us proof that the election is legitimate or correct the egregious wrong of a tainted election.
Respectfully,
Daddy J. Bear
Somewhere, Kentucky
Posted by daddybear71 on January 3, 2021
https://daddybearsden.com/2021/01/03/letters-to-congress/
MacBiden IV
MACBIDEN
Wherefore was that cry?
PELOSI
The republic, my lord, is dead.
MACBETH
She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and… something,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to… you know, the thing
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And Cornpop shows all his homies
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a dog faced pony solder, a poor player
That drools and stumbles his way through a speech
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, kept in his basement,
Accomplishing nothing.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 12, 2020
https://daddybearsden.com/2020/12/12/macbiden-iv/
MacBiden
Is this a ballot which I see before me,
The paper toward my hand? Come, let me change thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal ambition, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A ballot of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the Marxist-infiltrated braintrust?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I alter.
Thou marshall’st me the way that I was cheating;
And such an instrument I was to abuse.
Mine minions are made the fools o’ the other parties,
Or else worth votes a hundred thousand or more; I see thee still,
And on thy tally and summation gouts of votes,
Which were not so before. There’s no such thing:
It is the dirty business which informs
Thus to mine eyes. Now o’er the one halfwit
Voters seem dead, and wicked media abuse
The curtain’d sleep; journalism celebrates
Pale Hecate’s offerings, and ignored mischief,
Alarum’d by his sentinel, the mob,
Whose howl’s his watch, thus with his blatant bias.
With Lenin’s ravishing strides, towards his design
Lies like a rug. Thou sure and firm-set cabal,
Hear not my ‘mistakes’, which side they favor, for sure
Thy very stones prate of my misdeeds,
And take the present election from the people,
Which now votes in it. Whiles I cheat, they win:
Votes to the knave of Obama too cold breath gives.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 5, 2020
https://daddybearsden.com/2020/12/05/macbiden/
More Political Rumblings
So, now that I’ve devoted a few hundred words to whine about how politics is shaking out, let’s talk about how this could all go and what we can do about it.
- Biden Wins, Trump Concedes
Let’s say that the courts refuse to intervene on Trump’s behalf or that his lawyers lose once they’ve made their case that the election was run illegally and is hopelessly unrecoverable. Trump makes a concession speech, maybe magnanimous, maybe not, but in January, Joe Biden is sworn in as President of the United States. Our experience is very much like the 2000 election, and we have a relatively peaceful handover of power, even with all of the bitter, but justified, recriminations that will go with it.
I don’t see this as a lock in any way. There are just too many things coming to light to let me believe the courts won’t get involved or won’t find at least a few things that need correction. I wouldn’t be surprised if there aren’t threats or outright violence against judges involved in these cases.
I don’t see Trump willingly giving up while there is still a glimmer of hope, but I don’t think he will refuse to leave the White House when confronted with election results certified by Congress and adjudicated by the courts. Say what you will about the President, he follows the law.
What will Trump’s supporters, down to the individual citizen do? I expect there would be mass demonstrations. They may be more provocative than the Tea Party movement was, but I don’t see riots. If the Republicans keep the Senate, there will likely be investigations, hearings, and gridlock on appointments to the courts and such, much like we saw during the Obama years.
I’ll believe that this one is happening when the courts start disappointing Trump.
2. Recounts, Court Actions, and a Trump Victory
In this scenario, President Trump is able to squeak out victories in enough of the remaining states to get to 270. He can do this by shining light on Democrat shenanigans at the polls, demanding recounts in close races and fighting like a cornered rat when new votes are found in the back of some guy’s Buick, and by forcing the states to follow their own election laws through the courts.
Biden and his minions will, of course, scream to heaven about voter suppression, judicial overreach, and conspiracy theories. There will be “mostly peaceful” demonstrations in the usual places, with the usual crimes, done by the usual suspects. The wild card there will be whether the President, now that the election is over, will continue to keep the gloves on.
Look for this one when the courts start quoting Bush v Gore and start making the states follow their own laws, especially those that deal with mail-in ballots, ballot mailing/delivery deadlines, and ballot verification.
3. The Election Gets Thrown to the House. Trump Wins
The ballot counting in some states may be so compromised that their slates of electors are not accepted. Perhaps Biden and Trump split the country right down the middle and neither gets to 270. Either way, nobody has a majority of the electoral votes, so we get to watch as the 12th Amendment is exercised.
In this scenario, I see Trump winning. The Republicans are going to retain a majority in more state delegations than the Democrats.
A Trump victory in the House would be dependent, however, on Republican Representatives toeing the party line and going to the mat for the President. Republicans who barely won their 2020 election, especially those in districts that historically elect Democrats, are going to be the weak link here. If they think they’ll lose their own jobs in 2022, will they vote to re-elect Trump?
This is also where we could see an awful amount of horse trading for votes. “I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine” is an understatement when you think about what a Representative could demand in a state delegation that’s close to even between the two parties.
This is the one situation I could see going ugly, early. During the run-up to the vote, there will be tremendous pressure brought upon members of Congress. The Democrats would remobilize their street troops, shutting down large cities and trying to intimidate influence members of Congress.
There would likely be violence. Maybe it’ll just be rioting as we saw during the summer, maybe it’ll be more targeted against individuals or groups. And I could see violence met with violence if it spreads or if Republicans see their Congresscritters in danger.
I’d expect this to happen when we start seeing courts and Secretaries of State start throwing out the vote counts from some of the states.
4. What Can We Do?
OK, now we have what I think are the three most likely scenarios. What do we do to get to where we want this to go?
First, and I cannot believe I am saying this, we need to donate money. Lawyers don’t come cheap, and good lawyers who are willing to take the heat that fighting for the Trump campaign is going to bring are hideously expensive. We need to open our wallets and donate what we can to help the President.
If you’re worried that Biden will win this thing, then Republican control of the Senate is even more important. That control currently depends on the results of runoff elections in Georgia. Donate here or here to the Republican senatorial campaigns in Georgia. If you’re in Georgia, make sure you get to the polls in January.
Second, we need to get involved. Get in touch with your folks in Congress and make sure they know, in no uncertain terms, how you want them to act and vote on this. If you want your Senator to get on the TV and vociferously defend the President, they need to know that. If you want your Representative to vote to reelect the President, if it gets that far, then they need to hear from you now. Send emails, write letters, visit their office, or just stand outside their office with a cup of coffee in one hand and a cardboard sign in the other.
Be polite, but be firm. They need to know what we want them to do.
Finally, we need to hang together. This is a marathon, and we’re only at mile 20. We have to keep each other going, look out for each other as this gets uglier and uglier, and make sure that every one of us is still pushing 100% when we cross the finish line.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2020
https://daddybearsden.com/2020/11/11/more-political-rumblings/
Political Rumblings
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – Wesley, The Princess Bride
Like a lot of folks, I had high hopes that this election would be done and gone by now. Months, if not years, of constant bickering, complaining, and campaigning by unruly apes of all stripes have long since worn everyone’s patience paper thin.
The only way that could have happened was for one of the candidates to have walked away with a clear and decisive win last week. As we all know, that didn’t happen.
So, in a replay of 2000, except this time it’s done four lines of uncut Columbian coke and four tabs of Berkeley-strength LSD, we are drawn into a quagmire of pronouncements, accusations, and shit-flinging. One side wants us all to believe that the other side is a bunch of dirty, rotten scoundrels who can’t be trusted as far as we can throw them. The other side wants to declare victory and go home to plot and have a nice nap, but please disregard the man behind the green curtain.
Problem is, they’re both right, or at least partly so.
Larry Correia has good write-ups of the ‘anomalies’ found in the way that votes are being counted in battleground states like Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. If you haven’t read them already, do yourself a favor and go on over there.
I’m not much of an analyst anymore, but even without someone crunching the numbers, this all looks off to me, with off being the most polite way I can put it. There’s a lot of smoke obscuring our view of what’s going on while the votes are counted. I just wonder how much fire there is.
I’m not going to surprise anyone when I say that I didn’t support the Biden candidacy, and I have, to put it mildly, grave misgivings about a Biden presidency. Leave out the possibility that he won’t make it through his term and is replaced by Kamala Harris and take him at his word that he’s fit for the office and will serve out at least one four-year term.
Joe Biden has been a wart on the ass of American politics since I was in diapers. My political coming of age happened while he was running for president the first time, all while openly attacking a black Supreme Court nominee and black young men in general.
So, now the country will have to withstand weeks, if not months, of political and judicial knife fights. Fledgling peace deals in the Middle East will, at best, stay in an uncertain stasis, while China and Iran will exploit our inattention to our detriment. That’s nothing to say about how the government will be basically paralyzed as we head into another economic downturn brought about by the latest reaction to Covid-19.
In short, we don’t need this right now, if ever.
That’s the short term. The current crisis will end in January, when we will open up a whole new batch of post-Christmas crises. The long term will make this look like a polite Victorian afternoon tea.
If Biden wins, there will be, at least, the perception that the election was gained through a grand exercise in ballot-box stuffing, undead hordes with voter registration cards, and the connivance of at least a few federal agencies.
If Trump threads the needle and ekes out a win, or at least a tie that throws the whole thing to the House of Representatives, then the last four years will have been nothing but the opening act for a three-ring circus of rioting, gridlock, and demagoguery that will last until at least 2024.
So, we are going to either see vote tallies that are soiled by opacity and a general feeling of sleaze on the part of a large number of Americans, or we are going to see an election decided in the most legalistic way imaginable.
Either way, our faith in semi-clean elections and orderly transitions of power from one president to another are going to be shaken for a generation.
No matter what, half of the American electorate is going to be mad as hell, and they aren’t going to take it anymore. They will believe that the election was stolen from them, and one side will be right.
People don’t want to understand the nuances of voter registration and voting laws in Sheboygan or Punxsutawney. They want a clear, unambiguous, up or down vote that they can point to and, even if they lost, say that the rules were fair and were applied fairly. Shenanigans at the polls or arcane legal and political maneuvers don’t do that.
God forbid that something should happen, or almost happen, to either Biden or Trump. That would be enough to get their most fervent supporters into the streets for a good old fashioned insurrection.
So, we’ll see. The last time things were this muddled, President Hayes sold out to the southern states to gain the presidency. I wonder what Biden or Trump are willing to bargain with to win this time.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 10, 2020
https://daddybearsden.com/2020/11/10/political-rumblings-2/
Rumblings
As our nation, and the world around it, weathers the COVID19 epidemic, there is something important that we all need to keep in mind. This is, of course, in addition to the necessity of doing our parts to limit the spread of the virus and to support one another. Those go without saying.
We need to take a good, hard look at what our government is doing to help in this fight. Notice that I didn’t say “what the government is doing in this fight”? Anyway, a thought occurred to me as I was relistening to “The Last Centurion” by John Ringo and “Death Throes of the Republic” by Dan Carlin.
In The Last Centurion, the main character narrates how he and the rest of the world get through a worldwide flu pandemic that kills more than half of those infected. It’s fiction, of course, and Ringo is definitely playing to one side of the political aisle, but throughout the narrative, he brings up excellent points about society and personal freedoms.
Death Throes of the Republic chronicles the hundred years or so between the end of the Punic Wars to the assassination of Julius Caesar. Carlin does a great job showing how each crisis leads to just one more little exception to the rules, and each exception becomes a precedent for the next time someone makes a claim to more power or another exception.
If you haven’t read read or listened to them, you’re missing out. If you have, you might want to give them a quick do-over.
Anyway, in Centurion, Congress passes an emergency powers act that gives the president almost dictatorial powers “for the duration”. The chief executive goes on to rapidly increase the aspects of society that she controls, and of course she goes off the deep end on a lot of it.
In Death Throes, the subject of precedent comes up again and again. “We let Joeblonus do it a generation ago, and this is just more of the same, but I need just a little more.”
Our government is also big on precedent. Stare decesis rules in the courts. Legislation written in a way that echoes the great laws of the past almost always gets through Congress. Presidents point to their predecessors and their actions to justify their own.
I bring this up because Congress has passed several relief bills and is likely to add to them in the coming weeks. President Trump and the legislative branch are, for once, working together on something.
Now, I’m not against providing some relief for people and industries that have been hurt by all this. You can make the argument that the reaction to the pandemic have added to the economic problems, and that the emergency powers Congress is giving to the President aren’t all that necessary. You can also argue that we haven’t done enough and that the worst is yet to come.
Either way, the money’s going to get spent and the government is going to flex muscles it didn’t even know it had before this is all over. Hopefully it does some good. Maybe it’ll also do some ill.
My concern about sweeping changes to government, made in haste, is the same as it has been since the passage of the Patriot Act. No power granted to government goes without being abused, no matter how pure the intentions were when it was granted.
When people are scared, they want someone to make it all better. Emergency legislation can easily become an enabling act. Presidents, no matter how noble, can be tempted to push things just a little further or to use a power in a way it wasn’t designed.
And, of course, we have to remind ourselves that even if President Trump is an honorable man who would never stoop to abusing his office, can we guarantee that the next president, or the president in eight years, won’t?
This is the same question I asked President Obama’s supporters during his tenure. No matter how pure one executive is, the next one might be his or her polar opposite. Giving too much power to people we trust gives that power to folks we wouldn’t trust as far as we can throw them.
So, if we’re going to use the power of the federal government to combat this pandemic, we need to make damn sure that our Senators and Representatives are putting limits and sunsets on that power.
The Roman Republic died from a hundred crises and a thousand self-inflicted cuts. I only hope that we can avoid the same fate.
Posted by daddybear71 on March 22, 2020
https://daddybearsden.com/2020/03/22/rumblings-3/