- Note to self – When your wife asks if you think she’s pretty, do not answer: “Were I not a married man, I would take you in a manly fashion” unless she’s as big a geek as you.
- Asked at the dinner table – What’s the difference between a hormone and a pheremone?
- DaddyBear’s Answer – A hormone makes it so you can grow a mustache. A pheremone makes you not care if she has a mustache.
- I’m not saying that putting the strawberry beds together wasn’t hard, but when you’ve slapped boards together to make dirt-holding containers in which to grow a cup and a half of produce every year as often as I have, it comes pretty easy.
- The blackberry frame I put up, apparently, resembles a gallows. Hey, you build what you know.
- You know you’ve married the right woman when she agrees that a used bourbon barrel would make a good addition to our patio furniture.
- Went to the big gun store this weekend, and they actually had a lot of ammunition. An ammo can of .308 was as much as a decent rifle in .308 used to cost, but hey, there’s ammo.
- One good thing about all the work to remove movies and books that some find problematic is that it motivates me to check to see if I already own a physical copy of it and correct the situation if I don’t.
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Posted by daddybear71 on March 10, 2021
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/ March 12, 2021Concur on the last, and the barrel is good too, ONLY after you’ve emptied it! 🙂
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