A dark-Web Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

Enter the three Witches.

FIRST WITCH  

Thrice the journo rat hath chewed.

SECOND WITCH

Thrice and once, the pollster whin’d.

THIRD WITCH

Karen cries:—’tis time! ’tis time!      

FIRST WITCH

Round about the cheating go;
In the poison’d data throw.—
RINO, that on Congress’ throne,
Years and years has thirty-one;
Sputter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the biased pot!

ALL

Double, double to Trump give trouble;
Cities burn and turn to rubble.

SECOND WITCH  

Fillet of a swampy snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
CIA, and FBI,
Shred your honor, to FISA fly,
White House mole, and unfair judge,
Flay the nation, hold a grudge,   
Four long years of powerful trouble,   
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

ALL  

Double, double to Trump give trouble;
Cities burn and turn to rubble.

THIRD WITCH  

Tax returns, Russian ho’s
Nancy prattles; on and on she goes
From the Twitter mob, hate and snark;
Plots with Facebook made i’ the dark;
Rivers of libelous content, too;
Loads of dung, flung at you,
Shaped by the talking heads’ lips;
Border walls, and YouTube clips;
Interview with an old porn star,
Film of riots from afar,—
Make the gruel thick like tar:
Rake the muck with high dudgeon,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.

ALL

Double, double to Trump give trouble;
Cities burn and turn to rubble.

SECOND WITCH

Cool it with a buffoon’s blood,
Someone at FOX will make it good.

Enter HILLARY to the other three Witches

HILLARY

O well done! I commend your pains;
And every one shall share i’ the gains;
And now about the cauldron sing,
Live SJW’s in a ring,
Enchanting all that you put in.

HILLARY retires

SECOND WITCH

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something vapid this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!

Enter MACBIDEN