- I got a very nice letter from the new Mercedes dealership today urging me to bring my truck in for a trade-in.
- Apparently they’re desperate for 7 year old plain-jane F150’s at the high-end Euromobile store.
- Unfortunately, Mercedes doesn’t make a long-bed truck.
- I did, however, see a crew cab, 8 foot bed, F250 today and I got very covetous.
- Question – How many pleats can a kilt have before the balding hipster has to admit that he’s cross-dressing?
- There has to be line separating “rugged individualist” from “flouncy”
- When the orthopedic nurse winces at your xray, maybe you’ve let your joints go too far.
- I’m going to be having surgery soon to fuse a knuckle in my trigger finger. This will mean I either have to learn to shoot left handed or use my middle finger. Since I shoot mainly to relieve stress, the middle finger isn’t a bad option.
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Posted by daddybear71 on July 25, 2019
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/ July 26, 2019You’re not cross-dressing as long as you’re wearing a sporran and your shirt doesn’t come from the lady’s section and you are actually wearing a kilt-kilt, not a skirt you’re calling a kilt that you stole from some anime cosplayer.
A. Gotta be a real kilt.
B. Gotta have a sporran if it is exceedingly pleated.
C. Gotta have a manly shirt to go with the manly skirt.
Them’s the rules.
Oh, yeah. White socks after Easter but before Labor Day…
And you can go un-commando in mosquito country, if you’re delicate.
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cspschofield
/ July 26, 2019Are you sure Mercedes doesn’t make a truck to suit your needs? Of course they may not sell them in the US….
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jon spencer
/ July 26, 2019Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6.
The starting price is around $250,000.
Just a little more than the F-250.
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OldNFO
/ July 27, 2019Snerk… The image of you ‘flouncing’ is… NO, JUST NO!!! 🙂
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daddybear71
/ July 27, 2019Oh, you’ll likely never catch me in a kilt. Wrong ancestry.
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