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  • Contrary to popular belief, I am not allowed to ask a Cub Scout, who is advancing from one den to the next, if he would like ‘Blood Rank’.
  • We took Boo to Churchill Downs this morning before school.
    • He got to see the sunrise over the haze wafting up from the city, the Derby and Oaks horses getting their morning exercise, and his father before coffee.
    • Speaking of which, I’m refraining from commenting on the coffee the Downs serves its paying customers.  I may be old and weak myself someday.
  • Another idea flew across my mind today: The tale of a mysterious stranger who walks into a North Dakota town during a February blizzard.  He brings with him an iron will, a fast gun hand, and a coffeecake.  He is… High Plains Lutheran.
    • It’s ideas like this that kept me out of the officer ranks.
  • How many calories does chasing your tail, or a wild goose, burn per hour?
    • If I have many more days like I did today, I’m going to be back to my ideal weight in no time.
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  1. C-90

     /  May 3, 2018

    A free idea. Fred the vampyre mouse, who’s also a were-ferret. He started out as a regular vampyre mouse, sucking the life out of cheeses, but on a night ramble towards the farm cheese room, was attacked by a were ferret, and defended himself by biting and drinking the blood of the were-ferret. So every month, for 3 days (unless it’s a blue moon month) (day before, day of, day after full moon), he’s a were-ferret.


  2. Daddy Hawk

     /  May 3, 2018

    “High Plains Lutheran” tickled my giggle box.


  3. OldNFO

     /  May 3, 2018

    Snerk… If you’d been in the Navy, that would have gotten you PROMOTED! 🙂


  4. nixfu

     /  May 4, 2018

    Would listen to the High Plains Lutheran if you could get a Jimmie Stewart sounding actor to voice it. The Six Shooter is one of my favorite all time radio shows. He was absolutely captivating in that role.


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