- Contrary to popular belief, I am not allowed to ask a Cub Scout, who is advancing from one den to the next, if he would like ‘Blood Rank’.
- We took Boo to Churchill Downs this morning before school.
- He got to see the sunrise over the haze wafting up from the city, the Derby and Oaks horses getting their morning exercise, and his father before coffee.
- Speaking of which, I’m refraining from commenting on the coffee the Downs serves its paying customers. I may be old and weak myself someday.
- Another idea flew across my mind today: The tale of a mysterious stranger who walks into a North Dakota town during a February blizzard. He brings with him an iron will, a fast gun hand, and a coffeecake. He is… High Plains Lutheran.
- It’s ideas like this that kept me out of the officer ranks.
- How many calories does chasing your tail, or a wild goose, burn per hour?
- If I have many more days like I did today, I’m going to be back to my ideal weight in no time.
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Posted by daddybear71 on May 2, 2018
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/ May 3, 2018A free idea. Fred the vampyre mouse, who’s also a were-ferret. He started out as a regular vampyre mouse, sucking the life out of cheeses, but on a night ramble towards the farm cheese room, was attacked by a were ferret, and defended himself by biting and drinking the blood of the were-ferret. So every month, for 3 days (unless it’s a blue moon month) (day before, day of, day after full moon), he’s a were-ferret.
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Daddy Hawk
/ May 3, 2018“High Plains Lutheran” tickled my giggle box.
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OldNFO
/ May 3, 2018Snerk… If you’d been in the Navy, that would have gotten you PROMOTED! 🙂
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nixfu
/ May 4, 2018Would listen to the High Plains Lutheran if you could get a Jimmie Stewart sounding actor to voice it. The Six Shooter is one of my favorite all time radio shows. He was absolutely captivating in that role.
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