- Dear phone center drone: I don’t care how inconvenient it is for you to do your job. When I’m paying your company as much as I do, if I want my medicine delivered via singing telegram, she better be cute and in a good mood when she gets here.
- The Olympics will begin tomorrow evening. I’m torn between watching the coverage on NBC or just subscribing to the hourly updates from the Centers for Disease Control.
- Bob Costas and his botox are interviewing a guy in khakis and a sports coat about the conditions in Rio. I’m guessing they’ll be somewhere between “Zombie Apocalypse” and “Blackhawk Down.”
- Man hath no love like a labrador retriever watching someone eat an ice cream cone.
Posted by daddybear71 on August 4, 2016