- I finally gave in and just bought the junk food Girlie Bear wanted to take for her camping trip this weekend. It’s only two nights, so scurvy probably won’t set in.
- I don’t know what was funnier, Girlie Bear’s face when I said I thought I might volunteer to chaperone said trip, or her face when I told her that I couldn’t go.
- I am going to find the person who wrote the documentation for the new software I am using at work and beat them with a manhole cover. “To use this feature, please reference section 5 of the release notes” “To use this feature, please refer to section 7 of the user’s guide.” “To use this feature, please refer to the on-line help.” “Error 404, File Not Found”
- It finally happened. I caught a young man checking out Girlie Bear when we stopped to get a burger for dinner tonight. I was quite civilized about the whole thing, but if he dies from an aneurism tonight, it may be my fault.
Musings
Posted by daddybear71 on May 21, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/05/21/musings-139/
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Glenn555
/ May 22, 2015I thank God every day that I never had a girl.
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Dorothy Grant
/ May 23, 2015Which junk food?
And was that civilized as in Marko’s “the gun is civilization”? 😛
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daddybear71
/ May 23, 2015Crackers, sticky buns, that kind of thing.
And civilized as in ‘I’ll note your interest but will keep you in sight in case you’re a creep.
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Old NFO
/ May 23, 2015LOL, be glad you don’t have TWO of them… Sigh…
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