All posts for the month February, 2013
Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on February 27, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/27/todays-earworm-328/
News Roundup
- From the “Welcome Home” Department – The remains of an American soldier that went missing in Korea in 1950 were returned to his family today, and he will be laid to rest in California on Friday. His remains were among the up to 400 sets that were returned by North Korea in the early 1990’s, and he was identified through dental records and DNA. The amount of energy we spend trying to make sure every family gets their loved ones back, no matter how long it has been since they were lost, tells me we’re not as bad off as a nation as I sometimes fear we are.
- From the “Posse Comitatus” Department – A retired Army lieutenant-general has suggested that in order for Chicago to get its act together when it comes to crime and violence, it may be necessary for federal agencies and the National Guard to get involved in Chicago’s law enforcement efforts. Because the way to improve the crime rate in a community is to put men with no legitimate arrest authority on every street corner. Here’s an idea: How about the police ‘arrest’ people who break the law, the courts ‘convict’ those who prove have broken the law, and the prisons ‘incarcerate’ those who have been convicted, and the miscreants never see Chicago again?
- From the “Dumbass” Department – A woman in Florida was hurt the other day when a bullet her friend was storing in the oven went off. Luckily, her injuries weren’t too bad. Hopefully her friend learns that the oven is no place to store ammunition. That’s what the toilet tank is for.
- From the “Hmmmm” Department – The state of Colorado is working to remove ‘morals’ laws from their books. They plan on getting rid of laws against adultery and ‘immoral conduct’, which could be the act of renting a hotel room to a couple that isn’t married. At the same time, the Colorado legislature is fiercely debating draconian gun control laws. Apparently it’s OK to get the government out of our bedrooms, but not out of our gun safes. Maybe Hedonism will open a resort on the grounds of the MagPul facility if they leave the state.
- From the “Rule 4” Department – A hunter in Oregon has been acquitted in charges that arose after he mistakenly shot a hiker, thinking that the man was a bear. His excuse is that in the moment he had to take the shot, he didn’t see that instead of a half ton furry carnivore, his target was actually a 20-year-old Marine reservist from California. Here’s a hint: If you don’t have a good enough view of your game animal, don’t shoot at it. Better to let the bear of a lifetime walk away to make more little bears than to live with the consequences of shooting someone. Yes, I’m being judgmental about this, but somewhere in the mountains above Ogden, Utah, is a pine tree with a bullet in it that would have parted my hair if it had been aimed four or five inches lower, so I’m a little sensitive to this kind of thing. You don’t shoot at sound, you don’t shoot at a shape, and you certainly don’t shoot unless you’re absolutely positive that your target isn’t human.
- From the “Going to Hell on a Scholarship” Department – Two men are in custody after allegedly stealing a trailer full of tools from a church in Kentucky. The church uses the tools to help people who have been hit with disasters such as tornadoes and hurricanes. My guess is that these two guys, if convicted, are going to have a long time to think about how bad it is to steal from a church in such a way that it stops the congregation from helping those in need.
- From the “Your Tax Dollars at Work” – The state of Colorado has ordered a bankrupt solar energy company, which took millions of federal dollars in loan guarantees before being ridden into the ground, to clean up the toxic waste they left behind. My guess is that if we want to know who will pay for all this, we should all go and look in the mirror for an answer. There’s a sucker born every minute, and apparently a lot of them have been voting for the past few years.
- From the “WTF?” Department – A schoolgirl in Texas is suing her school system because she was punished for refusing to recite a loyalty pledge to Mexico while holding her right arm out in a salute. The girl offered to say the American Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish, but was rebuffed. At the same time, the school has a policy that allows students to refuse to recite our Pledge or the Declaration of Independence. I’d like to have a witty comment about this one, but to be honest, I’m just standing in awe of the stupidity.
- From the “Setting the Mood” Department – A zoo in Scotland has begun playing music to try to encourage its pandas to mate. I’m not sure what their playlist is like, but they are reported to be playing Marvin Gaye, which is a good start. I also suggest some Barry White. Then again, “Yakkety Sax” might work too. Those crazy pandas might just need something with a good, fast beat to get things moving.
- From the “Alcohol Abuse” Department – A truckload of chardonnay overturned on a highway in New York recently, spilling wine and broken glass all over the roadway. Authorities described the accident as fruity, with notes of pine, dried leaves, and road tar. Emergency crews are said to have responded with half a ton of brie and some crusty french bread.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 27, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/27/news-roundup-175/
Thoughts on the Day
- It seems quite fitting that a man who had a great passion for sports was laid to rest today within earshot of a children’s sports field.
- I hope that it doesn’t take another funeral or wedding to get Irish Woman’s family together again.
- She met family this weekend that she had never met before, even though they were close to her mother.
- I have decided that I do not care for modern church music.
- I prefer the old standards, sung in the way that the author meant for them to be done.
- I also prefer my scripture read, not sung.
- The same goes for my prayers, unless it’s in Latin.
- Reading a couple of books on Roman culture and then seeing the rites of a Catholic mass up close reminds you just how much the Church has borrowed from Roma Invicto.
- I think I’m going to have to go to church more. When my time comes, I want the priest to know more about me than what Irish Woman or Girlie Bear tells him.
- Finding the root cause of a problem you’ve been messing with for the better part of two months is a wonderful thing.
- Always encourage people to follow hunches when they’re troubleshooting a weird problem.
- I came home tonight to one of my favorite meals. Granted, I was 3 hours late for dinner, but baked pasta in marinara sauce and cheese tastes better warmed up anyway.
- I was informed by at least five people that if Boo goes to Catholic school, I will have several coaches for the various sports talking to me by the time he’s in 6th grade.
- I hope he has more ability than I do. I’m lucky if I know which end of the football bat is which.
- I really ought to go wake up Irish Woman and get her into bed, but she looks so comfortable in the recliner and it’s the first deep sleep she’s had in days.
- She’ll forgive me for covering her up and leaving her in peace.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 25, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/25/thoughts-on-the-day-99/
Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on February 25, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/25/todays-earworm-327/
Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on February 24, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/24/todays-earworm-326/
Thoughts on the Day
- Dinner last night was made-from-scratch chicken hunter’s stew over egg noodles.
- Dessert was homemade made-from-scratch cheesecake with homemade strawberry sauce.
- Girlie Bear ate like the antidote was in it.
- Boo turned his nose up at it because it wasn’t pizza.
- A nagging cough and fatigue decided that I didn’t need to go to Knob Creek for the Day of Resistance rally today.
- Did anyone go? How was it?
- Ladies, when your loving husband buys you a piece of technology that has many accessories available, it is uncool to immediately rob him of the opportunity to buy them as presents by immediately ordering as many of them as you can.
- The quarterly official pictures of the kids were finished today when we were joined by Little Bear. The next cycle will start again in 3 weeks.
- When my grandchildren ask what their mother or father looked like as children, I’ll be able to say “Which week?”.
- With all the talk about what a woman should do when it comes to rape, I guess it’s time to have another talk with the kids on the subject.
- The crux of it will be “It’s better to be covered in their brains and blood than in your own vomit and excrement.”
- Also need to have the “No means No” talk with them.
- My ambitions for the day were cut short after the trip to get Little Bear and a trip to the hardware store. After that, I just wanted to take my shoes off, kick back in my chair, and read quietly.
- I have it on good authority that Boo’s life ambition is to be a pirate Jedi super hero. I believe that one of the local universities actually has a degree program that supports that.
- Somewhere in this house is a pair of bifocal glasses, sized to fit on the huge melon of a Norwegian-mix cave troll.
- A cookie will be presented to the lucky person who finds them, with bonus cookies given for the speed in which they are found, up to a total of a dozen.
- My spare set is scratched so badly that I see better without them.
- The mitre saw finally died.
- Decided to upgrade from Black & Decker to Dewalt.
- It’s already been broken in as Irish Woman is making more shelves for the bathroom.
- Note to self – Labrador Retrievers like the taste of small blueberry bushes.
- One more project – Construct fence around blueberry bushes. – Do immediately.
- I either need to stop reading anti-gun websites and news articles, or I need to do more heart-healthy exercises so that I don’t blow an aorta or something.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 23, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/23/thoughts-on-the-day-98/
You Mad, Joe?
Vice-President Biden appears to be showing a bit of frustration at us plebs who refuse to get in line and support his boss when it comes to gun control. He seems amazed that we would have the temerity to question their motivations when it comes to infringements on our civil rights, and opines that we don’t ‘need’ an AR-15 to protect ourselves or to have fun. It appears that he’s forgotten that my ‘need’ for any legal object that I want is my desire for it. That’s why it’s called a ‘right’. I don’t have to demonstrate a ‘need’ to exercise my rights in order to do so. You’d think that someone who’s sucked at the government teet for so many decades, supposedly in support of the Constitution, would know that.
Here’s a few other things someone doesn’t need:
- One doesn’t ‘need’ government funded country retreats, wide body jets, gourmet chefs, and a staff of hundreds to be the chief executive and his head gofer/comedy relief/anti-assassination insurance, especially during a time of economic stagnation, but rank hath its privileges, huh, Mr. Biden?
- One doesn’t ‘need’ armies of armed troops, military or not, to protect two men, their wives, and their children, for the rest of their natural lives, just because they failed their way into a temporary government job for a few years, but I don’t see you two giving that one up, do I?
- And, yes, one doesn’t ‘need’ an Ar-15, FAL, AK clone, Saiga shotgun, M&P pistol, or an assault slingshot for protection and recreation, but if your mother had raised you right and taught you to read something more in depth than the wrapper on your bubble gum, you’d know that how I choose to enjoy my rights and protect my family are none of your damned business, now wouldn’t you?
I’m glad to know that Mr. Biden believes in the bottom of his heart that no-one is going to try to take away his shotguns, so at least there seems to be a level of gun control that even he won’t countenance. Let’s just say that some of us paid attention in history and math class, and we can see where this downward leaning curve is taking us:
- When my grandfather came to this country, a citizen could own pretty much any firearm he wanted to and could afford. Heck, the best names in mail-order had entire sections devoted to shotguns, rifles, and pistols that the nice man on the Wells Fargo wagon would bring right to your doorstep.
- When my father was born, a citizen could legally buy a gun at the hardware store, that gun could be carried just about anywhere in the country without being afoul of the law, and the government actively advocated the teaching of gun safety and marksmanship to children.
- When I was born, a citizen could legally purchase a brand new machine gun for a few hundred dollars, my cousins drove to school with guns in the gun rack of their trucks, and the Boy Scouts taught gun safety with BB guns in the basement of my elementary school.
With each successive generation, our right to keep and bear arms has been progressively narrowed and weakened. Reasonable compromises have been the death of our rights. I’m tired of being reasonable. I’m sick of compromising just a little more. The past few generations have been perfectly willing to passively watch as their rights have dwindled, but I won’t.
Mr. Vice-President, I would oppose the measures you and your ilk are proposing if George Washington himself was to rise from the grave and propose them. I will oppose you through my representatives in Congress and my legislature here in Kentucky. I will oppose you in the courts through the NRA, the SAF, and other organizations who stand up to litigate away any gains you make in this push to strip me of my rights. And I will wave the bloody shirt of gun rights in your face in 2014, 2016, and for the rest of my natural life.
You, the President, and the rest of your band of semi-accomplished twits have picked this fight. You have made radicals out of moderates, and pushed people who were lukewarm about guns into the markets of firearms and of ideas. You have sewn this garden of thorns, and I will weep with joy as you are whipped with them. I don’t ‘need’ to watch your utter failure and humiliation in the Congress, the ballot box, and the courts, but it will be very sweet to do so.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 22, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/22/mad-joe/
Blast from the Past
Back in 2010, I posted about a story where the government was air-dropping poisoned mice into the jungles to Guam to kill off snakes. Apparently history is repeating itself:
The upcoming mice drop is targeted to hit snakes near Guam’s sprawling Andersen Air Force Base, which is surrounded by heavy foliage and if compromised would offer the snakes a potential ticket off the island. Using helicopters, the dead neonatal mice will be dropped by hand, one by one.
At the time, I had a little ditty running through my mind, and I shared it:
Fighting Rodents from the Sky
These are mice, that have already died
100 rats will be dropped today
but only 3 win the furry beret!
The lovely and multi-talented Nancy R. took my idea and ran with it, and I must say, did a better job than I did:
Tiny hearts, still in their chests.
These were once America’s pests.
Hungry snakes went “nom, nom, nom!”
Now they’re dead, all over Guam.No more days spent taunting cats.
No more work as small lab rats.
Best laid schemes gang aft agley,
ask mice or men who wear berets!
To the fearless snake fighters of Guam, may your endeavor meet with success. May your mice flutter beautifully into the treetops, and may your serpentine foes meet with horrible ends. I look forward to reports of their slithery bodies raining down from the canopy like so many scaly garden hoses.
Posted by daddybear71 on February 22, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/22/blast-from-the-past/
Today’s Earworm
Posted by daddybear71 on February 22, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/22/todays-earworm-325/
Quote of the Day
You can’t separate peace from freedom, because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. — Malcolm X, May 19, 1925 – February 21, 1965
Posted by daddybear71 on February 21, 2013
https://daddybearsden.com/2013/02/21/quote-of-the-day-103/







