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Christmas Carol

C&R gun
Cleaning is fun
Caked in old grease
All over this piece
Hope I’ll  be able
To get it off of her table.

Cosmo, cosmo!
Into my soul it does flow!
Cosmo! Cosmo!
Every last bit of it must go!

Simple Green and bags
Full of old rags.
The oven smells funny
But I’m saving so much money!

 

cosmo cosmo cosmoline!
cosmo cosmo cosmoline!

3 Comments

  1. Old NFO's avatar

    ROTFLMAO! Good one, and when I get one of those I ‘PAY’ the gunsmith… 🙂

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  2. Peter's avatar

    Heh. When Miss D. and I moved into our present home, we discovered that the oven was unusable because our friend and housemate had used it to bake the cosmoline out of an SKS stock. It was coated so thickly with grease that it took me two days, two cans of oven cleaner, two sponges and and an entire roll of shop towels to get the oven into usable condition once more!

    Never again . . . if our friend brings home another stock in the same condition, it’ll be firewood before you can say ‘Cosmoline’!

    🙂

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