The White House has released the recipes for the two beers that are made at the executive mansion, a brown ale and a porter that are made with honey.   This piece of information completes my picture of the Obama White House, so now I can stop paying attention and leave well enough alone.  OK, maybe I’m exaggerating that one, but from the press coverage of this non-story, you’d think the cure for whatever ails you was in that ale.

Here are a few other beers that Mr. Obama should consider trying his hands at:

• Progressive Porter
• Liberal Lager
• Barack’s Bock
• Blame Bush Barley Wine
• Michelle’s Bitter
• White House Witbier
• Whining Wheat
• Hope and Change Hoppy Ale
• Narcissist Nectar
• Preening Pilsner
• Socialist Stout