- From the “Get Out The Vote” Department – A poll worker in Ohio showed his appreciation for voter turnout by trying to de-nose a poll-goer with his bare teeth. Apparently, the man said something that wasn’t appreciated, and the poll-worker strenuously retorted with a head butt and the application of a bite to the nose. I guess in Cleveland, the saying goes “Vote early, vote often, and bring a bandaid”.
- From the “Democracy Delivered” Department – A lady in New York gave birth to her child in a fire house in the room next to where the local polls were located. She named the little girl “Charis”, but I have it on good authority that if it had been a boy, his name would have been “Chad“.
- From the “Au Natural” Department – A man in New York was briefly taken to a psychiatric hospital after he was accused of walking naked and drunk through the workout area of a hotel. He denies doing it, of course, and it’s possible he didn’t. But remember kids, if you’re rich, you’re not crazy, you’re eccentric.
- From the “Damned If You Do” Department – President Obama recently decided not to decide quite yet on a controversial oil pipeline that would have taken crude from Canada to refineries in Texas while crossing several areas that are considered ecologically sensitive. This move is considered to be a political punt to move the actual decision to make a decision about the decision until after the decision. But political mastery of this magnitude is usually a double edged sword. You see, while this non-decision placates the tree-hugging wing of his party, the President risks alienating the deep-pocketed union wing. How awful that the evil cabal of hippies and blue collar drones that elected him may blow up in his face! It’s almost like machine politics and statesmanship are mutually exclusive concepts or something!
- From the “Close Call” Department – A Florida man continues to draw air after recovering a $10,000 ring that he accidentally threw away. The man dug through trash at the landfill for about 30 minutes before striking gold. I assume that the ring has been fully sanitized and returned to his lovely wife. Some will look at this as a sign of a man’s love for his wife. I look at this as a perfect example of self-preservation instinct. I would have been afraid to sleep until I either found or replaced the bobble.
All posts for the month November, 2011
News Roundup
Posted by daddybear71 on November 12, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/12/news-roundup-67/
A Prayer
Dear Lord, please watch over our President today as he travels across the waters to Hawaii, Indonesia, and Australia.
Help his pilots to find a smooth path for him and help his ground crew to make sure his aircraft is in good working order for the entire trip.
Lord, please keep him safe from accident, illness, and an assassin’s bullet
I ask this in your name Lord, because I really don’t want this guy in charge of the country:
Amen
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/11/a-prayer-2/
We shoot mad dogs, don’t we?
The scumbag who robbed a pharmacy in New York and while doing so murdered four people, including two people that he ambushed after they came into the store in the middle of his crime, has been sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. His wife, who drove the car for the robbery and murder, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.
This trash blamed his wife’s ‘need’ to take massive amounts of prescription drugs, including hydrocodone, for this outrage. He also maintains that he shot his first victim when the gun he used in the robbery went off accidentally, then apparently he just followed through. By following through, I mean he went and found the other employee at the store, murdered her, then stalked and executed two other people who entered the store.
Hey, jerkoff, no gun goes off ‘accidentally’. I’m probably taking a very simplistic view of this, but if you don’t hold up a pharmacy, you don’t take a chance on ‘accidentally’ shooting the pharmacist. If you didn’t want to shoot anyone else, then you didn’t have to. Even assuming that the first murder was ‘accidental’, which I don’t buy for a moment, you still, in cold blood, ended the lives of three non-threatening people who just happened to be in a place they had every right to be in at the same time that you were.
The gun didn’t magically start shooting people all by itself. Your wife didn’t ‘need’ all of the drugs you stole. You aimed the pistol and pulled the trigger of your own volition, and I will never be convinced that you didn’t plan on doing it that way to begin with. Your wife either chose to start taking that crap in the first place as a recreational activity, or she didn’t do what was necessary to get off of it after using it for some truly therapeutic reason. Either way, no-one but you two wastes of good protoplasm are to blame for the shattering of four families. Not the gun, not the drugs, and not the doctors who prescribed them.
Personally, I hope they stick you both in the third sub-basement of some old, stone building, and you spend the rest of your very long lives listening to the roaches in the walls. It’s still better than you deserve, but Death by Duracell wasn’t prescribed by the law in this case. If there ever was a case that made me wish for public, gruesome executions, it’s this one.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/11/we-shoot-mad-dogs-dont-we/
Memories
- The bite of gravel into my palms as I did my best to push Missouri back into the ground, along with 200 of my closest friends
- The feeling of accomplishment the first time I qualified expert on the M-16
- The rush I got the first time I did an Australian rappel
- Sunset at the Asilomar
- Coming out of the building in Augsburg and realizing I hadn’t seen the sun in 6 weeks
- The sound of a little girl crying because I had told her her mother hadn’t survived
- Sunrise over the Chiracahuas
- 6 inches of snow in an hour over a convoy of diplomatic cargo in Russia
- Laying in a snowbank on top of Mount Vis
- The color and smell of the earth in that field near Mostar
- Watching young soldiers learn what my team was teaching them
- Night driving my track
- The taste of red dirt on four continents. Seriously, did the Corps of Engineers do a study to find all of the places on earth where there is red clay just so they could send me to visit all of them?
- The weight of the hanger on the day I hung up my uniform for the last time
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/11/memories/
Thought for the Day
A 3 year old boy and a Labrador retriever, left alone with a pepperoni pizza, are up to no good if they are suddenly quiet.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/11/thought-for-the-day-45/
Shameful
The Air Force has reported that, at least for a time, some of the cremated remains of servicemembers killed overseas ended up in landfills. These include parts of bodies that cannot be identified or those that families preferred to have the DOD take care of.
Basically, the remains were cremated, then put into containers, and handed over to a landfill company for disposal. The company, by the way, denies knowing that the remains were in the materials it disposed of.
This shameful way of handling the ashes of our fallen soldiers has been replaced with a simple burial at sea by the Navy, which is, in my humble opinion, much more fitting than being thrown in the heap with the old banana peels and kitty litter.
The military says that this practice ended in 2008, and a full investigation has caused the disciplining of several workers at Dover Air Force Base, where the military runs its main mortuary service for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
My question is this: What in the hell was the leadership at DOD and Dover thinking? I wouldn’t send the ashes of my dog to the landfill, much less that of another human being, regardless of whether or not it’s a soldier. We owe all of our soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines a debt much higher than we can ever fulfill, and these actions spit on that debt.
The military and civilian ‘leaders’ who thought this was an acceptable way to dispose of these remains need to be pilloried publicly. Those who are entrusted with the bodies of our fallen, no matter how high in the command structure they are, need to be reminded that their burden is a sacred one. Every man and woman who serves needs to know that their body will be treated with respect at all times.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/11/shameful/
Thoughts on the Day
Just got back from another evening defending Jihadistan from the forces of democracy. Here are a few things that occurred to me:
- The American way of fighting a war isn’t even remotely fair to the other side, and I’m perfectly OK with that.
- The old adage about bringing a knife to a gunfight has nothing on “Don’t bring a paintball gun to a gunfight”.
- I’m not the first to say this, but friendly fire isn’t.
- Snipers are sneaky bastards.
- Nothing says “Keep your head down” like catching a round right in your eye protection.
- To the jackass who decided to strap a laser pointer to his paintball gun and earned us all an butt-chewing by the guy in charge of the training about realism, I hope that this first experience will be your last.
- I’m bruised and hurting, but it’s a good hurt. I hope that the guys who were training tonight will be better prepared to do their jobs and come home safe.
- On this Veteran’s Day, I was reminded of just how lucky I am to have men and women such as I have met at Fort Knox manning our walls and guarding our keeps.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 11, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/11/thoughts-on-the-day-13/
Another One Leaves the White House
Reggie Love, President Obama’s personal aide and dog robber, has announced that he will be leaving the White House shortly. This begs the question: Now that his personal assistant has quit, who will be sitting in the Love seat for President Obama?
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Tip your wait staff.
Seriously, though, a lot of people are walking away from the current administration a year before the election. Either the president wants to shake out his staff so he can try to have a gang buster year going into the election, or their spidey sense is telling them to jump ship while they can.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/10/another-one-leaves-the-white-house/
Cookware Thoughts
Fox News is discussing five myths about cast iron pots and pans, including whether or not to use soap to clean them, and whether or not cooking with cast iron adds nutrients to your food.
At Casa de Oso, we cook a lot in our cast iron pans. We mostly use two griddles, one large and one small, and a couple of frying pans, but we also have large dutch ovens and a few saucepans. We are forever in the hunt for a large frying pan for making fried chicken like Irish Woman remembers seeing used as a child. Nothing says “I love you” in Kentucky like a big cast iron pan full of hot lard and spiced chicken parts.
I prefer cast iron for sauteing and frying foods over the aluminum cookware we have. We have to use so much more oil to keep things from sticking to the aluminum and it’s so much more work to clean the shiny pans that it’s just not worth it. And aluminum cookware just doesn’t have the soul that a good, well-used, black cast iron pan does.
One thing I can tell you – a teenage boy, who is doing dishes against his will, takes his life in his own hands when he loads his step-mom’s cast iron skillet and griddle in the dishwasher and turns it on. Luckily we caught it before it got beyond the ‘pre-wash’ cycle, but he was banished from the kitchen for a while. It took us an entire day to reseason those pans.
Also, contrary to popular belief, a cast iron frying pan does not make a very good weapon. The two foot by one foot cast iron griddle with big handles on either end makes a much better flail or club, and it also makes a dandy shield.
A cast-iron dutch oven is a wonderful cooking implement for camping, especially for those who want charcoal ash in their cobbler after the kids start taking the lid off to get a second helping.
And finally, the proper way to get stuck-on food off the bottom of a cast iron pan is to boil water in it for a few minutes, then scrape it out and reseason as necessary. It is not to fill it about 1/3 of the way up with camp fuel and burn out the scraps. Remember folks, behind every pyromaniac is a Boy Scout leader with bandages and a shovel full of dirt.
Posted by daddybear71 on November 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/11/10/cookware-thoughts/










