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Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!

The ‘Super Committee’ is reporting that they won’t be able to agree on which Chinese buffet to hit for lunch, much less how to cut $1.2 billion out of the budget over the next decade, and now Congress is scrambling to find a way to not enact the across the board cuts that were the stick meant to get the Committee to actually do something other than posture.

Please excuse me if I don’t rend my clothes and rage at the gods in disbelief on this one.

When the Republicans blinked this summer and kept the government running so that this collection of thieves could get together for a few months to fiddle while Rome burns, I knew we were boned.  The truth is this:  Our spending, including the military and entitlement programs, is going to be cut.  We can either cut it voluntarily and in a way that softens the blow, or we can let the bond market dry up and then fight over the scraps.  Either way is going to suck, but the path of inaction chosen by Congress pretty much amounts to people on the side of a volcano going out to watch the fireworks as the lava flows inexorably closer. 

So what do I expect to happen?

For one, the stock and bond markets are going to start swinging wildly, but with a general downward curve for the near term.  The prices of real things, like gold, are going to restart their steady climb upwards.  Look for our national credit rating to take another hit.  In order to get suckers, I mean buyers, to purchase government bonds to continue to pay for the bread and circuses, the government is going to have to offer higher and higher interest rates, which will drive up the cost of credit for everyone.

In the long run, I see a general slump in the economy as raising prices drive most of us out of the non-essential markets, meaning nothing other than food, clothing, energy, and housing.  Hardest hit will be what’s left of our manufacturing industries.  It’s cheaper to repair an old car than it is to buy a new one when you’re worried about whether or not you’ll be able to afford groceries this week.  I see unemployment going nowhere fast, and a lot of people will drop off of the unemployment tracking as they just give up. 

Doom and gloom?  Yep.  Accurate?  I hope not, but then again, hope isn’t a plan.

It’s past time we accepted that we can’t cash all the checks we’ve written in this country since 1934.  We have to cut back, way back.  $1.2 billion over a decade wasn’t going to adequate, but at least would have been a good start.  Now we get to make popcorn and watch the thriving economy our grandparents created grind itself into the dust.

Thoughts on the Hunt

  • Fort Knox is a beautiful place to hunt, as always.  There is little to no activity in a lot of the areas except for Army training, so it’s not a park.
  • Having limited access to your hunting area before the day of the hunt means lots of work done with maps and satellite images.  
  • Pro-tip – Maps and satellite images are not a substitute for good scouting.  What looked like a hay field in 2006 turned into 6 foot high brambles and brush by 2011.
  • Driving into your hunting area and seeing “Impact Area” signs off the side of the road gives you a good excuse to have the “If you didn’t drop it, leave it alone” discussion with the kids.
  • A friend goes hunting with you.  A good friend changes his plans to come and pick you and Girlie Bear up when your truck refuses to start two days before the hunt.
  • It’s called hunting, not harvesting.  I saw precisely one deer all day, and that was a buck that was too small to shoot.  Hunting Buddy’s daughter saw a doe, but her dad didn’t get a shot off.  All of us still had a good time.
  • Animal count for the day:  1 buck, 27 bluejays, 4 cardinals, and 27 squirrels the size of a Yorkshire terrier.
  • Sitting in the woods and listening to an armor unit go through a tank range a couple of miles away is pretty cool, actually.
  • Doing a full day at the urban warfare center followed by a full day of walking up and down hills then sitting still for several hours at a stretch makes for a very sore DaddyBear come Sunday morning.
  • Getting your daughter away from the TV, radio, little brother, older brother, friends, and homework for a day to just sit in the woods and talk quietly is worth more than any amount of meat in the freezer.

Community Organizer

Sung to the tune of “Sweet Transvestite” from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show“, with apologies to Richard O’Brien.





How do you do? I
See you’ve met my 
Lapdog media men
They’re just a little overwhelmed
Because covering my butt
Is becoming too much for their acumen


Don’t get too mad
About the way I govern
Don’t judge a man by his actions
I’m not much of a leader
By the light of day
But by night 
I lead one heck of a faction!


I’m just a community organizer!
From socialist
Chicago, Illinois!


Let me lead you around
Your property we could impound
You look like you’ve already got enough
Or if you want to argue about it
Or call my VP a twit
I can have the IRS start to play rough


I’m glad we caught you at home
You elitist drone
You’re usually out on vacation
I’m glad that you finally made par
Now we’ll go live in our car
And try to find a new vocation


Well, the economy’s flat!
Well, how ’bout that?
Well voters, don’t get cranky.
I’ll sleep on it tonight
And if the unions say it’s all right
I’ll get you money from Ben Bernanke!

I’m just a community organizer!
From socialist
Chicago, Illinois!


So why don’t you come over from the right?
I don’t want to fight
I would rather take your favorite possessions
I’ve been forming a compromise
With obfuscation and quite a few lies
And that’s good for the next election

I’m just a community organizer!
From socialist
Chicago, Illinois!


So, come up to the Hill
And choke down a bitter pill
I see you quiver with exasperation
But maybe your pain
Is just for my gain
So I’ll do it all for the cause
But not the citizens!

Good for her!

A mother here in Kentucky came home with her two children to find an uninvited guest helping himself to a few of her possessions.  Confronted with an intruder, the lady didn’t choose to cower or to run away from danger.  She defended her home and her family:

According to police, she went to the basement and confronted someone who was in the process of taking items, including her shotgun.
“There was a struggle over that weapon,” Said Sgt. Armstrong. “The struggle led to the suspect and the homeowner fighting over the gun all the way out to the driveway of the home where the suspect was shot.”

Like Kathy Jackson says, if you have to fight, fight like a cornered cat.

The troglodyte in question is now in the hospital after taking a shotgun blast.  While I won’t shed many tears over the death of someone who makes a habit out of breaking into homes and scaring women and children, I hope he survives.  I want him to go to prison and tell the story of how he ended up with such pretty scars.  Maybe his example will knock some sense into a couple of other knuckleheads.

Update – The scumbag in question later died of his wounds.  While I don’t relish the death of another human being, this one was pretty much self-inflicted.  Don’t want to get shot by an homeowner?  Then don’t break into houses.  Notch another one up for the DGC.

Joke of the Day

A tourist to North Dakota was bragging to Ole Peterson about all of the things he’d seen.

“Why, Ole, I’ve been to the Grand Canyon!  It’s so big that if you stand at the edge and yell “Peterson” down into it, it takes 10 seconds for it to say “Peterson” back to you!”

Ole thought about that for a minute, and then said “Oh, dat’s nuttin! Ve got a lake up near Minot so big that if you stand on the edge and yell “Peterson”, it takes about 10 seconds for you to hear “Vich Peterson?” come back at you!”

SCADA, SCADA, Shedoobie

Borepatch puts up some good points about IT security in general, and SCADA systems in particular, when he discusses the damage done by vandals using the controller for a water pump to disrupt operations at a water plant in Illinois.

I sort of tongue-in-cheek talked about IT security a few months ago with my 4 Rules of IT Security, and Borepatch added a 5th:  Boot it and they will come.

He couldn’t be more right.

Any system, be it a gaming console, a laptop, a smartphone, or the controllers for a nuclear power plant, can be compromised given access and time.  The ideal is to make it hard enough for someone to get in that they can’t do it before you notice and shut them down.  The least you can do is to know they were there so that you know what was damaged or stolen after they’re gone and you notice it.

So what do you do?

If you’re in IT, you bake security into the cake when you’re designing new software, systems, or products.  You balance user requirements against security best practices, with the scales always tipped towards protecting the information and business that your system services.  You patch early, and patch often, and double-check to make sure that your systems aren’t vulnerable to new vectors of attack.  You retrofit security into existing business processes and systems as much as you can, and you always watch your systems for early signs that someone is doing something nefarious.  And for Cthulhu’s sake, if you’re taking care of SCADA systems, start jumping up and down on your vendor’s desk to get them to do something about the abysmal state of their systems.  Do that about 3 minutes after making sure it’s hard as heck to get to your SCADA from the Internet, of course.

At work, if you’re not in IT, pay attention to the excruciatingly boring security briefings and policies that you’re regularly asked to attend and read.*  You think about what you’re using your computer for, and try to not do anything that will compromise it.  You keep yourself educated enough that you recognize someone trying to trick you into giving up the keys to your particular kingdom.

At home, you are probably your own IT guy, so act like it.  Educate yourself about the technology you have in your home the same as you do about the technology under the hood of your car.  Keep your systems patched the same as you would change the oil in your car.*  A quick pro-tip here:  If the company that produced your operating system announces that there won’t be any more patches to your system, replace it.  They’re not announcing that there isn’t anything left to fix, they’re announcing that they’re giving up for financial reasons. Also, use firewalls, both at the point where the Internet comes into your home, and on your systems.  I’m a Unix and Mac guy, and it pains me to say it, but Microsoft has come a long way in the security realm, so if you’re using Windows, use the built in and bolt-on security software to your advantage.

What else can you do?  If you use USB keys, be wary of putting information that can harm you on something so easily stolen or lost.  If you have to keep your financial or personal information on a USB key, then encrypt it.  Stay out of the seedier areas of the Internet, and always be on the look out for Nigerian princes who want to give you money.  Watch your credit cards, bank accounts, and other business dealings so that you know if someone has compromised your information.  Regularly check your credit report to make sure someone hasn’t gotten hold of your identity and opened a bunch of new accounts in your name.

Basically, take care of your information security the same way you would take care of your physical security. Lock your computer the same way you would lock your doors.  Use the most high-powered technology you can handle to protect your information the same way you would carry the most powerful handgun you can handle to protect your body.

*We enjoy writing and presenting them almost as much as you do going through them, trust me.

**If you don’t know much about the engine in your car or change your own oil, you should probably pay to have someone to regularly service your computer the same way you do your car.

Product Review – New Menu MRE’s

Since today was hunt day for Girlie Bear and me, I decided to have a treat for lunch and grabbed two MRE’s out of the camping gear.  These are from the new menu, and I haven’t tried them, so I thought I’d try them out.

Girlie Bear got Beef Stew and I got Beef Brisket.  Here are my impressions:

  • Beef Stew – Dinty Moore quality.  ‘Nuf said.
  • Beef Brisket – For those of you who remember C-Rats, it was almost identical in taste and texture to Beef in Sauce.  It did, however, come with a tear-open packet of pretty good barbecue sauce to mix in.  This, however, made the meal almost soupy enough to drink.  It also came with a ‘biscuit’ that when mixed in made it a bit easier to eat with the included spoon.
  • Garlic Mashed Potatoes – The side dish for the Beef Stew meal.  These weren’t too bad, actually, but garlic mashed potatoes in field rations?  Really?  These must have been what the packet of Butter Buds in the accessory pack was intended for. 
  • Desserts – The Beef Stew came with a spiced pound cake, which Girlie Bear reported was quite yummy. The Beef Brisket came with what I call a “M&M Cookie“, but is described on the package as a “Cookie with Pan Coated Chocolate Disks”.  Both Girlie Bear and I gave this a thumbs up.
  • Hot Drinks  – The Beef Brisket came with hot cocoa, and the Beef Stew came with vanilla cappuccino.  Apparently, the days of mixing your instant coffee, cocoa, sugar, and creamer to make a poor man’s mocha are over.  These came in a new container, which is basically an hourglass shaped mylar envelope with a closer like a Zip-Loc bag on it.  The powder is in the envelope already, allowing the soldier to tear open the top, add water, re-close the envelope, shake to mix, then drink.  If hot water isn’t available, cold water can be used, and the drink can be heated using the meal’s heater packet.  Not sure how these taste or how easy it is to drink a hot liquid from a mylar envelope, but I’m going to give one of these a try tomorrow.
  • Accessory Packet – The coffee, creamer, and sugar are no longer included, at least not in these meals.  To me, this would be a problem, as one of my favorite tricks when I absolutely had to stay awake through exhaustion was to either put the instant coffee between my cheek and gums like it was chewing tobacco or to place it a granule at a time under my eyelids.  Either way, the pain and caffeine being absorbed directly into the blood stream would keep me awake for at least a few hours.  For those not that psychotic or self-hating, the ability to make a quick cup of coffee after gathering the fixings from several MRE’s was a lifesaver.   The Beef Brisket included a miniature bottle of Tobasco sauce, as was usual after the First Gulf War.  However, the Beef Stew instead had the Butter Buds flavoring for the potatoes instead.  Again, I see this as a problem.  The stew, while OK in flavor, definitely needed something added, especially if a soldier is going to be eating this item once every few days.
Overall, the two meals were pretty good, especially when compared with some of the other MRE’s I’ve eaten (Shelf stable omelet, anyone?).  My main quibbles are with how practical I see the hot beverage container and the lack of instant coffee and Tobasco in the accessory pack.  That being said, I would much rather spend several months eating this fare over the meals I regularly got in the 1990’s, even when the first menu changes came along in 1996 and 1997.
Disclaimer – I didn’t get anything for this review.  I paid for the product with my own money.

Quote of the Day

The children of these prairies do not grow up expecting that all the bonbons of this world are going to be fed to them with a runcible spoon by pampering destiny. Here you sweat by summer, shiver by winter, and work and pay for everything you get, so that by the time you are an adult, you are spiritually prepared for more hard work. North Dakota life has been meant to make of you a tough fighter, a hard worker.
— Carroll E. Simcox

Going Hunting

This weekend, Girlie Bear and I will be braving the wilds of Fort Knox in search of the elusive Whitetail Deer.  My goal is to not be making Deer Tag Soup when the season closes.  Posting will be light.

Thoughts on the Day

  • I have come to the realization that I loathe artillery simulators.
  • Reverse Mozambique – Two to the chest, one to the dangly bits
  • Speaking of which, taking a 5.56mm wax bullet to the dangly bits may be nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
  • Virginia, I don’t know if there’s a Santa Claus, but there is indeed a Bogeyman.  He shot me twice today.
  • The pirate versus ninja debate is over.  I was swaggering around like a pirate, and a couple of guys who would make a ninja proud put a couple through my X ring before I even knew they were there.
  • Pro tip:  When you are observing a cease fire, make sure the other side knows about it before standing in a window.
  • Unass – Verb – The act of getting out of a place quickly, without thought to where you are going to go or grabbing anything not already connected to your body.  Example:  When the other guys lobbed three flashbangs into the window, I unassed the room and headed outside.
  • It’s humbling to think that a misunderstanding about what I was going to do today caused so many people to take time out of their days to let me know I was in their thoughts.  Please keep the young men and women who trained with me today in those thoughts.  Very soon, they’re going to be in a very bad place, and they could use all the help they can get.