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What They Said

I was going to write up something about the Occupy Wall Street movement in general and the pepper spraying incident at UC Davis last week, but Barron and Robb did it sooner and better than I could have.  Thanks for being so eloquent, gentlemen.

Thought for the Day

One good thing about taking Boo to the EENT is that there is no drawer of speculums for him to get into.

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He once drove the entire family from Louisville to Columbus, just so he could walk around a zoo for two days.
When women see him walking around with a bag, they know it contains a change of toddler clothes and baby wipes, not his dancing shoes.
When he packs up to go to the range, he has to take the car seat out of the minivan to make room for the gun cases and target stands.
His most memorable morning was spent trying to figure out how to get baby puke out of a dress uniform prior to an inspection.
When visiting an auto dealership, he walks past the new sports car so he can get a better look at the latest incarnation of minivan or station wagon.
He takes a vacation day prior to a major holiday so that he can spend the day doing housework and taking the kids to McDonalds for lunch.

He is DaddyBear, the most domesticated wild man on Earth.

I do not drink often, but when I do, it’s to get blind drunk and sleep in until 7 AM.  Stay whipped, my friend.

Morning Agenda

This morning I have:

  • Made Breakfast
  • Done dishes
  • Done laundry
  • Chased a three year old
  • Scrubbed the kitchen from top to bottom
  • Picked up the dining room and living room
  • Mopped floors
  • Scrubbed the bathroom from top to bottom
  • Chased a three year old
  • Picked up Boo’s room, with his help
  • Put dinner in the crockpot
  • Chased a three year old
  • Taken the trash out
  • Taken the trash cans out to the curb
  • Begun preparing Thanksgiving goodies
  • Chased a three year old
  • Done more dishes
  • Done more laundry
  • Brought the trash cans back in
  • Chased a three year old
Specialization is for insects.  I think I could do the stay at home Dad thing for a while.

Go For It

Russian President Medvedev has threatened to deploy missiles to Kaliningrad and other parts of Russia with the mission of destroying NATO missile defense sites in the event of war.  Russia objects to the sites in principle, and seems to be peeved at the fact that NATO won’t agree jointly running the sites with the Russians.

I’m not going to get into the usefulness of the anti-missile effort, or what its effectiveness would be in the event that Iran decides to launch missiles at Europe or North America.  That’s a debate for another time.  And I think we all agree that the anti-missile program wouldn’t be very useful in the event that Russia launches everything but the kitchen sink against the West.  By the way, I see that situation as being less and less likely the more that Russia and the West integrate politically and economically.

If Russia wants to station missiles of any kind on their soil, so be it.  Far be it from me to tell a sovereign nation what to do with their openly declared weapons.  But the Russians should remember that the policy of Mutually Assured Destruction still applies.  A fusillade of Iskander missiles launched against Poland will be treated as if they were launched against Wisconsin.  Rattle your saber all you want, but unsheath it, and we will have a problem.

Oh, and someone needs to remind the Russians that pointing missiles at the people who are making Russia rich buying their petroleum and natural gas isn’t the smartest thing in the world to do.  Something tells me the Poles won’t have any second thoughts about buying their energy from the Scandinavians if the Russians make aggressive moves against them.

Welcome to the Club

A ‘performance artist’ in New Hampshire is suing that state’s government because park rangers at Mount Monadnock are requiring him to get a $100 permit and a $2 million insurance policy in order to dress up as Sasquatch, scare hikers, then ask them questions on camera.  His argument is that the permit requirement is an infringement of his 1st Amendment rights, and he’s gotten the ACLU to agree and represent him.

I wish him luck, and I’d like to remind him that membership in the “Government Permit Required To Exercise Your Rights” club is cost free, and we have jackets and tee-shirts on the website.

Gun owners have dealt with this kind of thing for decades.  In most of the country, in order to exercise the “bear” part of “keep and bear”, you have to pay for a training course, a background check, and a license to do so.  In some parts of the country, you have to go through that to just exercise the “keep” part, which is even worse.  While things are getting better, a lot of the country is “may issue”, meaning that either someone who wants to carry a gun with them as they go through their day must prove to local authorities that they have a “need” to do so, or be politically connected to these authorities so that they can exercise their rights.

I guess now the government is telling this guy that he has to show a “need” to exercise his 1st Amendment rights.

So to the newest member of the “We get to exercise our rights when the government tells us we can” crowd, I say welcome.  We’re considering having a get together in one of the freer states sometime, where we will create art, make political speeches, walk around safely with our guns, hold tent revivals, and a bunch of other things the Bill of Rights tells the government to keep its nose out of, but are still regulated in some way.

Product Review – Caldwell Emax Low Profile Hearing Protection

I absolutely hate in-the-ear hearing protection.  They’re not comfortable to me, and I just can’t use them if I want to speak to someone or hear what they’re saying.  Yes, they’re ubiquitous and cheap, but they’re just not for me.

This past spring, I decided to take the plunge and get a pair of electronic earmuffs for shooting and high noise work.

Caldwell Emax Low Profile Earmuffs
Photo from Midway, USA website

I pretty much stumbled on electronic earmuffs by accident.   A friend of mine had an older pair and seemed to really like his.  I thought for $30 a pair, I could get these and try them out to see if a more expensive pair was worth the time.  I bought a pair of the EMax Low Profile Earmuffs and took them to the range.  After trying them, I’ve bought another pair for use when working with Girlie Bear or a new shooter at the range.  Their comfort and aid in hearing while wearing ear protection makes a huge difference over plain earmuffs or foam earplugs.

These electronic earmuffs feature a microphone on each ear, an adjustable headband, and a volume control that takes the sound from normal to very amplified depending on your needs and preferences.  One advantage I saw about these over some of the other models I’ve looked at is that access to the two AAA batteries is through a compartment on the outside of the earmuffs.  Other models required taking the cushion and internal electronics out in order to access the batteries.  The over-the-head band extends far enough that I could wear these comfortably over a hat and still place them securely over my ears.

There is a bit of hiss that is quite noticeable in a low-noise environment, but isn’t distracting.  They cut off the microphones quite well when hearing a loud noise such as gunfire or a chainsaw motor, with little to no delay before going silent.  I have worn these doing yard work, at the Knob Creek machine gun shoot, to the range, and to the Lucky Gunner shoot with no ringing in my ears or other hearing issues afterwards.

I also wear these earmuffs when I’m out at Fort Knox doing volunteer work as a role player, and they have done an excellent job both in keeping my hearing safe from flash bang grenades and other nearby explosions and in staying on my head while I’m running and jumping around.  I cannot say the same about the Peltor earmuffs that are stocked at the range for role players.

One quibble with these is that since the padded cups are covered in plastic, you will sweat underneath them, necessitating taking a break occasionally to wipe them out.  However, the covering makes for an excellent seal between the cups and your skin.  Also, the vinyl covering has no cracking or deforming after several months of regular wear in both hot and cold conditions.

Overall, I’d say that these electronic earmuffs are a good value for someone who is a recreational shooter or needs good hearing protection while working around noise sources that cut in and out.  The sound quality from the microphones and speakers is good, and the ability to talk at a normal tone on the range and still hear is great.

Disclaimer – I received nothing for this review.  I paid for the product myself.

News Roundup

  • From the “Play Stupid Games” Department – Fox News is reporting that three American citizens have been arrested in Egypt after being accused of throwing Molotov cocktails during recent unrest in Cairo.  Here’s a pro-tip from someone who’s lived and travelled in a lot of places:  When overseas, you are probably wrong in an epic manner if you start taking part in local politics, especially if those politics are expressed with the exchange of rocks and gasoline-filled bottles for tear gas grenades and 7.62x39mm rounds.  These three knuckleheads should have stayed in their apartment, made sure their family knew they were OK, and kept their noses out of Egyptian politics.  Now they get to learn what real police suppression and brutality is all about.  
  •  From the “Foreign Entanglements” Department – Apparently, trying to figure out how we’re going to get our own fiscal house in order isn’t enough.  The Federal Reserve has opened up lines of credit for European banks in an effort to help them stave off their own disaster.  So we are not only going to be paying off debt we ran up to buy bread and circuses for our own people, now we’re going to be paying off debt we’re running up to make sure the bread and circuses keep flowing in Paris, Rome, Athens, Dublin, and Madrid. Brilliant!
  • From the “Manny, Moe, and Jack” Department – Carjackers in California were stymied when they found that they were unable to drive the car they had stolen, which had a manual transmission.  Kids these days, I tell you.  Time was when a teenager could hotwire a car, drive it with a clutch, steal the tires, and sell it to a chop shop all by himself.  Now we have three knuckleheads who have to hold up the owner for his keys, then abandon the car because they don’t know how to drive a stick.  I blame the educational system.  Why aren’t we teaching the children to be honest, self-reliant criminals like we did when I was growing up?
  • From the “Dictators Ain’t What They Used To Be” Department – Russian Leader-For-Life Vladimir Putin tried to get in the spotlight at an MMA match the other day, was booed by thousands of people for his efforts, and was visibly shaken by the experience.  This just goes to show how far Russia has slipped in the past 50 years or so.  If Stalin had gone into the ring of a boxing match and not had the entire stadium clap and cheer for him until they all passed out from the effort, the NKVD would have surrounded the stadium, arrested, tortured, and executed everyone present, then arrested their families and deported them to Kazakhstan, then arrested and killed all of the agents involved so that all memories of the incident were wiped out.  In this case, the bloggers are having a flame war on the Internet.  Vladimir, I’ve studied Stalin, I’ve listened to Stalin, and you’re no Josef Stalin.

Today’s Earworm

This one’s been going through my head since Irish Woman told me I should sleep with one eye open last night.

Thought for the Day

I think Boo might be a wizard, in the vein of Harry Potter.  He seems to only know one spell at the moment:  “Accio Crap My Father Doesn’t Want Me To Have”.  No matter what I take away from him, how high I put it, or how well I hide it, he always manages to have it again within minutes.  He’s not able to overcome locks yet, so the gun safe is still secure, praise be.

I live in fear of the day he starts turning the cat into a teacup, though.