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Too fat to die

So, this pig-eyed sack of crap says that since he’s so fat doctors have trouble getting a vein in his arm, and he’s on medication for seizures, lethal injection would be cruel and unusual punishment.

I have a fix:

  1. Hand this waste of protein a shovel and put him to work digging his own grave. Have him guarded by the meanest set of guards known to man armed with tasers and shotguns. Give them a couple of guard dogs just for the newspaper pictures too. Bonus points if they all have buzz-cuts, wear Smokey-the-Bear hats and mirrored sunglasses.
  2. Feed him on bread and water with one vitamin pill a day. Can’t let his nutrition suffer. He gets all the hardtack and well water he can eat and drink.
  3. Work him from sun-up to sun-down, with one meal break during the day. Work him 6 days a week. Let him have Sunday to sit and think about what he’s done and try to make amends with his Maker. No exceptions for illness, holidays, or weather.
  4. When the grave is dug, make him fill it in, move 6 feet to the right, and start digging again.
  5. Every Saturday evening, have a doctor examine him and assess the state of his weight and the viability of his veins.
  6. Once he’s lost enough weight to make it easy to find a vein, give him triple the dose of the chemical that his medication supposedly interferes with and execute the bastard.

Let me be clear, I don’t support the death penalty for most crimes. I have problems with how the sentence is arrived at in our court system. I don’t believe that it’s given out in a fair fashion, and that too many people who have had the death penalty sentence have been exonerated for me to support an irrevocable punishment.

However, don’t go to jail, gain a truckload of weight, and then try to weasel your way out due to the size of your ass.

No slack for murdering rapists with a 10 twinkie a day habit.

Morgan Freeman in Car Wreck

Actor Morgan Freeman was in a car wreck yesterday, apparently a pretty bad one. He was cut out of the vehicle and medivac’ed to a trauma center. Hopefully his injuries will heal quickly and completely.

I’ve been a fan of Mr. Freeman since I was eating Cheerios and watching the Electric Company in grade school. I’ve enjoyed just about every movie he’s been in during his career.

I’m guessing last night in the hospital was the longest night of his life.

Prayers and best wishes go out to Mr. Freeman and his family.

At least he’s not in Kentucky

Apparently, a farmer in Utah decided to get the attention of his exaburbs neighbors. He dug some holes, and put some junker cars hood down in them, making a “Redneck Stonehenge”. Luckily, it’s just a little ribbing, not something malicious. Apparently his neighbors liked the idea of horses and cows grazing in the fields behind their houses, but didn’t like the other aspects of living next to a farm, such as dust, critters, and smells.

Good for him.

I’ve always maintained that if you own land, if you’re not causing actual harm to the neighbors, then you should be able to do what you want with your land. By harm, I mean that you are destroying or damaging something physical on the neighbors land or are endangering the living things that inhabit the neighbors land.

That’s why I will never live in a subdivision that requires a covenant. If I want to paint my house purple with paisley shutters, then I will. If I want to park an old car under my tree so that I can work on it, I will. I don’t need some neo-fascist homeowners association telling me what to do on property that I’ve worked hard to buy and use.

This situation reminds me of a local situation that happened a few years ago. Apparently the owner of a large farm near Louisville wanted to develop his land into a large subdivision, take the money he made, and retire. His neighbors didn’t think that was such a great idea, so they fought him on re-zoning the land and won. So, in a fit of pique, he fenced off a few acres of his land near the main road and his nearest neighbor and put goats and pigs inside the fence. As expected, the smell was kind of bad if you didn’t grow up on a farm. It was bad enough that the neighbors complained to the authorities and the local news stations, but since it was zoned for farmland, they couldn’t do anything.

Over time, the situation has died down, and luckily for the farmer, he didn’t try to start a development a couple of years before the market dropped out. He still keeps a few pigs and goats on the land, and allows construction companies to park their equipment next to the hogpen. The neighbors still don’t have a development next to their small farms/country homes, but I’m not sure that soccer moms in minivans are worse than sows with piglets in the next yard over.

So, I’ll stay living in the few neighborhoods that don’t require a contract to live in them, or will be moving out to the country myself. And if my neighbor wants to run an actual farm on his land, so much the better. I’ll be the neighbor with a large house in the center of my property and clear fields of fire out to the main road.

Now, get off’n the property!

Tapping the oil reserve

Just saw headlines “Obama endorses tapping oil reserves to ease gas prices”.

Let’s get something clear here:

The strategic petroleum reserve was created so that there would be oil for our military and necessary services in the event that there was no oil on on the market for them. Causes could be a natural disaster, a war, or another embargo.

It is not there to artifically bring down the price of a commodity in the open market when there is no actual shortage of oil on our market.

It is not there to make voters feel better about politicians of either party.

It is not there to be used as a political tool by anyone.

Using the reserve would only add a little oil to the current market. If Obama thinks that tapping this reserve will drop gas prices dramatically, then he’s stupid. And we’ll find out just how stupid he is when Iran shuts down the Strait of Hormuz or Chavez tries to show his manhood for his domestic audience by shutting off the taps. In those and other situations, we’ll run out of oil on the open market pretty quickly, and what’s there will be very expensive. If we’ve tapped the strategic petroleum reserve, then we’re hosed. No fuel for defense. No fuel for ambulances, trains, or police cars. No emergency reserve of heating oil for the Great White North.

The only thing that’s going to bring down the price of gas in either the short term or long term is to cut demand. Supply side economics won’t work in the short term, and by the time the long term comes around, our economy will be in a wreck. Demand is falling as our economy cools, and the price of oil on the market has fallen over $20 over the past few weeks.

What we need to do is figure out how to cut demand over the long run while new sources of petroleum and new forms of energy come on-line. What that means is open to debate. Personally, I’m not against a national speed limit that’s actually enforced. Tax breaks for consumers who purchase an efficient car and spend money on their home to make it more energy efficient might do in the short term.

Blissful sleep

Question – Why is it that the 30 minutes of snoozing I got this morning once the Irish Woman had left with Baby Bear were the most restful I got all night? Was it because I had the entire bed to myself, or was it because I knew it was the last sleep I’d get for 18 hours?

Junior Bear turns 16

Well, my first baby has turned 16. Seems just last week I was teaching him how to laugh. Now he wants me to teach him to drive.

He actually turned 16 last week, but was in California with his mom. We celebrated last night.

Girlie Bear had gotten him a tee shirt with his school logo on it.

His other small gifts from all of us included some books and a couple of bad attitude tee shirts from thinkgeek.

His big present was a full sized guitar for him to learn to play on. He wanted to learn to play, and has been using a smaller guitar we got for Girlie Bear a couple of Christmas’s ago. He also got a teach-yourself-guitar DVD and songbook. Hopefully he’ll be able to channel his music into this.

Sick Baby

Baby Bear had his first official illness last week. He’d developed the sniffles over the weekend, and we’d treated it at home with vaporub, saline drops, and the dreaded brain sucker-outer. Unfortunately, it developed beyond that, and we ended up taking him to the doctor on Thursday. Double ear infection. Ick. So we begin a short course of antibiotics. Hopefully this doesn’t become a normal situation with him. Girly Bear and Junior Bear had a lot of ear infections as babies, and it wasn’t fun.

Curiously, Baby Bear was for the most part still the smiling happy baby that he always is. I do hope that stays as the normal situation with him.

He’s doing better, and is still the apple of his mom’s eye.

Weekend

Well, it’s been a pretty good weekend.

The Irish Woman went through her stuff in the basement and repeated the amount I got rid of last week. I helped out with the heavy lifting. She found some of her baby pictures, and it’s amazing how much Baby Bear looks like both of us.

Our peach tree finally ripened its fruit, so I picked it all on Saturday night. After blanching, quartering, and mixing with a light syrup we made, we got 6 quarts of peaches to freeze for later and enough left over for a peach cobbler tomorrow night.

I actually got a couple of hours to myself this afternoon when the Irish Woman took Baby Bear to a baby shower. I took an uninterrupted nap, and then practiced with my bow. Only a few more weeks until bow season starts, and I want to be sure that I hit what I’m aiming at.

Oh, and the countdown has started. 7 days to the return of football! Go Raiders! Go Vikings! Go Redskins!

Out with the old….

Well, this afternoon I broke down and cleaned out the storage area in the basement. I’ve been holding onto some old furniture and stuff from before the Irish Woman and I got together. I threw out three boxes of VHS tapes (do I even own a VCR anymore?), most of the furniture, and a lot of old junk that I’ve been dragging around for who knows how long.

I find I need to clean out my clutter every so often or it takes over. Having Baby Bear made me look around at my life and realize just how much cruft I’d allowed to build up, both physically and mentally. Over the past 3 months I’ve gotten rid of a lot of excess baggage, gotten a handle on my workload at the job, and cleaned out a lot of closets. I’ve had 3 weeks of vacation to spend with the kids and relax, and I’ve been able to breathe and prioritize a bit.

I haven’t done something like this in a long time, and it shows. But I’ve gotten rid of a lot of stuff, I’m feeling better, and I’m happier.

Weekend

This was a great weekend.

Saturday morning we all went blueberry picking. We got there at 9 AM and it was really nice out. There were a lot of people out filling buckets, and we had a good time picking and talking to the other families that were there. Baby Bear took a nap for the most part, and Girlie Bear had a good time filling up her own bucket.

There was a family one row over from us with two toddlers. I hope they did a before and after comparison of the kids’ weight at the check-in stand, because these kids were purple from all of the berries they had tasted. They were enjoying playing hide and seek in the bushes, and it was a lot of fun to see and hear them. It’s what we have to look forward to when Baby Bear gets to that age.

We got about 20 pounds of blueberries picked by 10, and then the sun came up over the knobs.

The temperature immediately went up almost 15 degrees, and it became a great day to spend some time in the air conditioning. Southern Indiana and Northern Kentucky have really nice springs and falls, but when summer really kicks in around here, it becomes nasty quickly.

We checked out and headed back to town. On the way back, we stopped to see family in Indiana. We had a good afternoon with them and I was asked to go fishing that evening at a place I’d heard of and never been to.

Went home, took a nap with Baby Bear. You know, there’s nothing better than feeling a baby fall asleep on your chest.

Went fishing from about 6 PM Saturday until 2 AM on Sunday. Didn’t land anything, but had a really good time. I got to use a bunch of tackle for bass and bluegill that I’d never tried, and I’m planning a trip to Bass Pro for some additions to my tackle box. My partner only landed 4 or 5 small bass, and that was only just as the sun went down. He’s one of the best fishermen I’ve ever known, and he normally gets enough fish to fill his stringer. We got bites all evening long, but nothing was that interested in our lures and bait.

The water temperature was probably the problem. This lake goes to about 30 feet deep, the water temperature at the surface was 86 to 88 degrees. Everything seemed to go deep and stay still all evening long.

Even though they weren’t biting, it was a great evening. We were far enough out of town that there were no lights, and we got to see more stars than I’ve seen in a long time. Lots of other wildlife came down to the lake after dark, and we saw raccoons, deer, and opossums. Lots of birds were active, including whipporwills. We even saw bats in the moonlight.

Sunday, the Irish Woman let me sleep in until 11 AM, and I woke up to hot coffee and blueberry pancakes with homemade blueberry syrup. Got to love a wife who knows how to cook.

Spent the rest of the day puttering around the house and having fun with Girlie Bear.

What a great way to spend my last weekend of vacation.