From Larry Correia, after doing a masterful fisking of an article about people who haven’t made a mortgage payment for years:
I never claimed to be perfect. I claimed to be a grown up.
I may have that translated to Latin and used on my coat of arms.
From Larry Correia, after doing a masterful fisking of an article about people who haven’t made a mortgage payment for years:
I never claimed to be perfect. I claimed to be a grown up.
I may have that translated to Latin and used on my coat of arms.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/10/quote-of-the-day-58/
Watching a zombie movie on your laptop while having your blood pressure monitored will yield some interesting results.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/10/thought-for-the-day-94/
I’m writing in reference to the person you gave the Nobel Peace Prize to in 2009, President Barack Obama. At the time, you all rationalized your decision based on the potential Mr. Obama had to make the world a better, more peaceful place.
Since that time, President Obama has:
Now don’t get me wrong. I agree with two of the above actions. The others? Well, not so much. But that’s beside the point.
The Nobel Peace Prize used to mean that you did something to keep or create the peace. Teddy Roosevelt got it for facilitating peace between Russia and Japan. Lech Walesa, Martin Luther King Jr., and Ghandi got it for working peacefully for social change in their countries. Mother Teresa got it for her works to alleviate the suffering of the lowest of the low. There are many other examples of people who have worked to bring peace to our world.
But President Obama is not one of them. He has committed acts that either make the international situation worse or at best continue policies that keep the balance of terror in place.
Having brought this to your attention, I expect that you will reconsider your poor choice in 2009. While I cannot suggest an alternative, I’m sure that somewhere in our world there is a person who deserves this recognition more than President Obama.
Tusen takk,
Daddy J. Bear
Pater Ursus
Posted by daddybear71 on June 10, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/10/dear-nobel-committee/
Know what’s great?
Transposing a number during the planning stages of a major effort.
Know what’s better?
Doing it 30 times.
And even better than that?
Discovering your mistake about halfway through implementation and spending an entire day unwinding what you did and making time tomorrow to start over.
It’s been one of those days…..
Posted by daddybear71 on June 9, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/09/thought-for-the-day-95/
Following in the footsteps of Les, Robb, and now Uncle, I put a recent purchase in perspective:
Last night I spent a mint condition hex receivered Mosin Nagant 91/30 and a spam can of ammo on a new microwave oven and groceries.
Our family mini-vacation this year will probably cost several 1911’s and cases of .45 ACP, but I will update on that afterward.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 9, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/09/hopping-on-the-band-wagon/
Jennifer is asking for our stories of how we got into guns, so here we go:
I grew up around guns as a young child, although my mother was a committed East Coast hoplophobe. Guns weren’t anything special, they were just there. My father’s family hunted every season, and it wasn’t uncommon for me and my cousins to burn up a brick of .22 short in one afternoon of plinking. There weren’t any gun nuts that I remember, just men and women who used them as tools.
I can honestly say I don’t remember the first time I fired a gun. I was just so young that it’s gotten jumbled up with all of the other memories. My first gun was a .22 single shot that I inherited from a cousin, and it was probably ancient before he got it. I later passed it on to another cousin when my mother forbid me to give it to my brothers.
When my mom and dad divorced, my stepfather came into the picture, and guns changed from an everyday tool into a fetish item. He was a true gun nut, and every gun was of some significance to him. He had several rather expensive hunting rifles that he never took out of the box, and his 1970’s vintage Colt AR-15 probably had less than 100 rounds through it. He shot his pistols every so often, but for the most part they were something he took down, played around with, and put up. He was convinced that a nuclear war was imminent, and he was ready to be the ruler of our neighborhood though sheer firepower. Something tells me step-dad probably couldn’t have hit the broad side of the barn.
As for me, now that my father and his family were out of the picture, guns were taboo. My .22 and BB gun disappeared, and I was not allowed to do anything with the step-dad’s mini-arsenal except lug it around when we moved. I distinctly remember my mother going off on my Scoutmaster when I came home from summer camp with a merit badge for marksmanship.
When I joined the military, I was around weapons of course. I made the mistake of thinking that because I knew what an AR-15 looked like and some of how it functioned I knew how to shoot an M-16. After having that little preconception corrected, I progressed up to being a fair to middling shot by the time I got out of training. Over time, I became a firearms instructor for my unit, and became a pretty good shot with the M-16. Other shooty goodness came along, including the Bushmaster cannon on a Bradley and the M-2 .50 caliber machine gun on my M113. Ahhh, memories.
One side note on military firearms training: I encountered a large number of soldiers in the intelligence field who didn’t like guns. I was shocked. Here was someone who was being given a gun, free ammo, and being allowed to shoot it at reactive targets for free, and they were either ambivalent or afraid. I loved going to the range, and tried to go as often as I could, but I was the exception in a lot of my units. A surprising number of otherwise squared away soldiers, both male and female, hated the range, and barely zeroed their rifle once a year when they went out to qualify. More than once, I coached someone through getting their minimal 23 hits out of 40 just so we could pack up and go home.
Anyway, once I put my uniform in the closet for good, I didn’t shoot again for about 5 years. I didn’t have any personal guns while I was in the military because I had always lived on post where having a personal weapon in your quarters was forbidden. I didn’t get any guns after I got out because of money and not thinking of it. I have to admit that at the time I was a bit of a Fudd, and since I wasn’t hunting, I didn’t think I needed a gun. Having one for self defense or just for fun didn’t even enter my mind. I was a true believer in the “Only Ones” approach to anything other than hunting pieces.
Three things changed my mind and sent me down the track towards where I am today:
First, during the summer of 2002, Louisville got smacked with a storm that knocked out our power for about a week. It was widespread enough that our entire quarter of the city went dark. I had the kids that week, and Irish Woman was on the road. Some of the houses in the subdivisions around us started getting broken into, and there I was, alone with three small children and no way to protect them. So once the money was available in the budget, I went out and got a shotgun for the house. I put a box of shells through it, put it in the closet with another box of shells, and didn’t touch it for a couple of years. But at least I had a gun.
Next, I thought I might get a cheap rifle for deer hunting. I couldn’t afford a Remington or Winchester like my father had owned, but I figured I could pick up a cheap surplus rifle and get good with it while saving up for a ‘real’ rifle. Co-incidentally, the movie “Enemy at the Gates” came out at about that same time, and I thought the Russian bolt actions looked pretty sweet. A friend took me to a gun show, and there I found table after table of Mosin-Nagant’s. I picked a 91/30 out pretty much at random, gave it a cursory lookover, and bought it. I got lucky and got one in pretty good condition, and it’s still my favorite plinking gun.
Researching that old gun led me to various gun forums, which introduced me to the modern gun culture. It also led me to start reading Tam’s blog, who led me to Breda, who led me to the Atomic Nerds, who led me to #GBC. The rest is history.
And last but not least, I was involved in a robbery. One of my buddies and I were going out to his woodlot to get some firewood and scope out whitetail activity one Saturday, and I stopped at the local stop-n-rob for a coke and some ice that morning. As I was standing in line, one of the other customers pulled his stocking cap down over his face, walked up to the cashier, and demanded all of the money. So there I stood with nothing but my wallet in my hand, while an armed creep robbed the store. After he ran off with all of the money in the till, my friend showed up about a minute behind the police. The first thing out of his mouth was “You have got to get a pistol and carry.” So over the course of the next few months, I got a pistol, learned to shoot it and got my CCW license.
So now I own a few guns, know how to shoot all of them, and am bringing my kids and anyone else who asks into the gun world. I went from Fudd, to home defense, to surplus rifles, to carrying a pistol as often as I can. I’m trying to learn from my mistakes and the things I saw and did along the way, and I’m hoping that in some way I’m making a positive effect on our tight little group.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 9, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/09/in-the-beginning/
I’m not naming or linking to the invertebrate. I suspect the resulting Bredalanche has him furiously massaging his prostate with a turnip twaddler while wearing his dead grandmother’s nightgown and sniffing his uncle’s dirty, piss-stained y-fronts in ecstasy. You can find him fairly easily.
— CalvinsMom, at The Transmogrifier Files writing about this.
Just for the record, I do this blog under the Creative Commons license. Of course, you still should attribute anything you take from my pile of brain droppings back here, and if I object to how you’re using it, I’d appreciate it if we could have a rational discussion about it, instead of calling me names. I promise to reciprocate.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 9, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/09/quote-of-the-day-59/
Today I remember my childhood.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 9, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/09/todays-earworm-139/
A town in northern New York apparently has a problem with Canada geese, and has acquired a license to hunt and kill 85 of the flying raccoons over the next year. Apparently some of the residents of Clarence have a problem with that, which should come as a surprise to no-one.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the property owner and the city probably took steps short of killing the geese before applying for the permit. Scarecrows, labrador retrievers, and disturbing nests are the usual methods and are much easier and cheaper than shooting. But apparently that didn’t work, and hence the license to kill off a small number of geese.
What really caught my eye was this quote:
“If genocide is the answer, they got it,”
OK, kids, the humane culling of 85 geese out of a flock of at least several hundred is not genocide. Genocide is where someone wipes out an entire population of PEOPLE for some reason. That’s people, which starts with P, which rhymes with D, which stands for Dingbat, which is how I characterize this person in my mind.
Just to be clear, let me state my position plainly: Animals Are Not People! Animals have no rights!
We, as stewards of both the domesticated and wild animals with whom we share this planet, have a responsibility to be humane towards animals, but they have no rights. If we are responsible for the care of an animal such as livestock or a pet, we must provide them with food, water, shelter, and other things that we took away from them when we domesticated them. When it comes to wild animals, we have a responsibility to not destroy their habitat, to interfere with them as little as possible, and to not kill them indiscriminately or in a way that causes undue suffering. But that doesn’t mean that we should live with a nuisance caused by any animal, no matter how cute or clever.
In this case, there is a need to cull a few geese. The town of Clarence and the landowner are not trying to destroy all geese. This limited kill off will probably be done in such a way that other geese will be discouraged from coming back to the pond for a while. The citizens of Clarence who call this managed culling a genocide and wring their hands over the death of a few birds that will be quickly replaced by normal goose breeding next spring need to get a hobby that doesn’t include annoying the neighbors.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 8, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/08/hyperbole-anyone/
A Florida woman reports that a large black bear took a quick swim in her pool. The lady says that she is used to seeing bears in her yard, but this is the first one to take a dip. She scared the furry bather away, but is worried he may return. I can’t say I blame the bear. Wearing a fur coat in June in Florida must be painful. Then again, I’d hate to have to clean that pool filter.
Authorities in South Carolina are trying to trap a young black bear that has wandered into town using sardines and honey buns as bait. It’s been my experience that if you want to catch a DaddyBear, the best bait is coffee, bacon, diet cola, and a good book, but there’s no telling with these young bears today. Damn kids will give the world away for a few canned fish and some pre-made pastries.
And on a sad note, a bear and two motorists were killed when the bear was propelled through both the windshield and rear window of an SUV after being hit by another car. Amazingly, a third occupant of the car was not killed. While I’m saddened by the loss of life, I’m amazed that a Pontiac can impart enough force upon a 300 pound bear to drive it up and through an SUV the long way while hitting two seats on the way through. The guys in the Pontiac must have been going about Warp 3.
Posted by daddybear71 on June 8, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/06/08/bears-in-the-news/