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News Roundup

  • From the “Young Heroes” Department – A 9 year old boy in San Jose California rescued a 3 year old girl from the bottom of a pool.  The young girl is doing OK, and the boy is recovering from smacking his big brass balls on the side of the pool as he dove in.
  • From the “Only in Kentucky” Department – 11 people, including 9 children, were hospitalized after the kids set off a tear gas grenade they were playing with.  Having been gassed on numerous occasions, I can say that this was probably the most sucktastic moment in these young peoples’ lives.  As for the adults that left a CS grenade down where the kids could get to it, I’m hoping that they are the two who got taken to the hospital.
  • From the “When I see it, I’ll believe it” Department – Scientists in Massachusetts have reportedly been able to engineer a microbe that takes in waste water, sunshine, and carbon dioxide and excretes diesel fuel.  They are moving to ramp up to industrial sized testing, and are promising that this technology will solve the energy crisis, global warming, the unicorn shortage, and the heartbreak of psoriasis.  I personally will invest in this endeavor once my cold fusion, Chevy Volt, and Madoff investments pay off.
  • From the “Nothing can go wrong here” Department – A man in Sweden is under investigation after authorities discovered he was building a nuclear reactor in his apartment.  No word yet on whether he will be charged in connection with the three headed dogs and three eyed fish found in his neighborhood.
  • From the “Grand Theft Whirlybird” Department – Police in Oklahoma are searching for the parties who made off with a helicopter. In an unrelated question, has anyone seen aepilotjim lately?

Thought for the Day

Am I the only who thinks of this character upon hearing the tacti-cool kids talk about “operators”?

Overheard in the Kitchen

Koshka – Meow Meow Mrow.
DaddyBear – What’s that Koshka?
Koshka – Mrow, mrrrowooowww, Meow!
DaddyBear – Timmy’s down a well?  How did that happen girl?
Koshka – Mrrrrrrroooooooowwwww!!
DaddyBear – OK, girl.  Lead the way!
Girlie Bear – Is everyone in this house psychotic, Dad, or is it just you?

Ah, my sweet little girl.  She’ll go far!

Today’s Earworm

This little diddy’s been going through my mind ever since I read about the ‘budget deal’.

Yeah, we’re boned

I have known several addicts in my life.  When their problem became public knowledge, we all knew that all of the ‘gifts’ and ‘loans’ we had given them over the years had done nothing but feed the monkey on their back.  Even then, there was always some soft-hearted and soft-headed individual who would continue to give them money to buy poison.

Over the last couple of years, and especially in the last few months, a growing number of Americans have come to realized just how addicted to massive deficit spending we have become.  Last night, the political leadership of our country agreed to give the money-addicted monkey on our country’s back another $2.4 trillion to buy smack.  Mind you, a few years ago, people were freaking out when our yearly deficit hit half a trillion dollars and now we’re adding double that amount in one stroke of a pen.

In exchange for that, we’re being told that there will be a trillion dollars in cuts over the next decade.  Let’s look at 10 years, shall we?

10 years ago:

  • The World Trade Center was still one of the tallest buildings in the world
  • Saddam Hussein was still the dictator of Iraq
  • Girlie Bear was almost 3, and Little Bear was almost 5
  • I had just moved to Kentucky and had just started dating Irish Woman
  • The United States was running it’s last budget surplus
  • The public debt of the United States was 30 to 35% of GDP
  • A lot of the people who made this budget deal were either unknown to most Americans or were junior members of the Congress

Today:

  • We are squabbling over what should go in the hole where the World Trade Center used to be
  • Saddam Hussein has been dead for years and we are still occupying Iraq
  • Girlie Bear is almost 13, and Little Bear is almost 15
  • Irish Woman and I have been married almost 7 years, and we have a beautiful little boy
  • The projected budget deficit for 2011 was supposed to be about $1.4 Trillion, but we just upped the ceiling by another $1 Trillion, so who knows?
  • The public debt of the United States is estimated to be between 70 and 75% of GDP
  • Most of the people who made this deal are up for re-election next year and did a pretty good job of kicking the can down the road just long enough to keep this problem from interfering with that

In 10 years:

  • There will probably be some memorial at the former site of the World Trade Center, but the attacks will be 20 years in the past
  • Few people under the age of 30 will easily remember who Saddam Hussein was, and we will probably still have troops in Iraq
  • Girlie Bear and Little Bear will probably have graduated from college, and will either be in graduate school or working
  • Irish Woman and I will have been together for 20 years, and Boo will be in middle school
  • Heaven knows just how much money these goobers are going to spend above and beyond what they take in in taxes, but given their track record, it doesn’t look good
  • According to the CBO, our public debt is projected to be around 90 to 95% of GDP
  • Most of the people who made the budget deal yesterday will either be retired on very generous terms or will be dead

It’s amazing what can happen in 10 years, and how things that we planned on happening can become a faint memory.  I have no doubt that no matter what this blue ribbon committee finds, they will phase any cuts in over more than the halflife of their retirement plans so that they won’t have to go through the pain of actually governing the country like statesmen instead of weaseling out of their responsibilities like politicians.

For those of us who will still be holding down a job, trying to make ends meet, and pay our taxes, small cuts over the next 10 years are meaningless.  Boehner, Reed, McConnell, and Obama betrayed us this weekend, and they won’t be around to deal with the consequences.  We have to cut federal spending now.  Not over the next decade, not next year, not after the next election cycle.  Right. Bloody. Now.  We were enslaved to huge public debts by Roosevelt and Johnson.  That yoke was weighted down by Reagan, Bush I and II, and Clinton.  Obama has tied us to a wheel that will slowly grind us down to dust if we do not break the chains of fiscal irresponsibility.  Both parties are guilty of putting us in this situation, and we cannot wait for it to be politically expedient to get us out.

I am contacting both of my Senators and my Congressman to tell them that I want them to vote against this deal.  One of my Senators is Mitch McConnell, so I’m pretty sure that I’m wasting paper writing to him about this, but I have to try.  I urge all of you to do the same.  I’m beginning to believe that we can’t vote our way out of this, but we have to try to use the system as it is until something changes.  In the meantime, I am also stocking up on things that can be traded for goods and services that weren’t printed at the mint.  Something tells me that toilet paper will be of more value than greenbacks sometime in the near future.

Mercy to the undeserving

A woman in Iran stopped the punishment of a man who brutally attacked her with acid, disfiguring her and robbing her of her sight.  As a doctor was about to drip acid into one of the man’s eyes in retribution for this heinous assault, she stopped him:

“I forgave him, I forgave him,” she responded, asking the doctor to spare him at the last minute in a dramatic scene broadcast on Iran’s state television.

Like most people, I’ve heard the term “an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth”.  Rather than the normal interpretation that retribution for a wrong is mandatory, I interpret this to mean that if someone harms you, you may cause no more harm to your attacker than he did to you.  If someone breaks your hand, you do not ask that his hand be removed.

Forgiveness and mercy are what we are charged to show to those who wrong us when we are told to “offer the other cheek”.  It is probably one of the hardest parts of Christ’s teachings to follow.  Our natural instinct is to lash out at those who wrong us.  But just as we are forgiven for our trespasses, we must endeavor to forgive those who trespass against us. Yes, she’s a Muslim, but this message carries through in her act of forgiveness.

This young lady will probably never be able to see again, and will be disfigured for the rest of her life.  Odds are that she will spend her life unmarried in a society that considers unmarried women as suspicious.  Mercy such as what she displayed is rare in our world, especially when she would have been so justified in letting the doctor complete the punishment.   I hope that by showing mercy, she will be able to find peace herself.

Hotel Review – Chase Suites, Dublin Ohio

During our mini-vacation, we stayed at the Chase Suites in Dublin, Ohio.  This is an older chain hotel that has been turned into a suites-based hotel by a private owner.  While it has a few blemishes such as a stain on the rug or a couple of cracked tiles in the bathroom, it’s kept immaculately clean.  The hotel is  located in a commercial park about 2 minutes from the I-270 freeway in Dublin.  It’s about 10 minutes from the Columbus Zoo, and is surrounded by entertainment, dining, and shopping opportunities.

Amenities:

  • Kitchenette with full sized refrigerator, electric stove, and dishwasher.  The kitchenette is also stocked with real dishes, silverware, cooking utensils, and pots and pans.
  • Two televisions with satellite receivers in every suite, one with a DVD player
  • Two room suites.  The main living area held a queen-sized pullout sofa-bed, while the bedroom contained two double beds with new mattresses. 
  • Separate pool and hot-tub
  • Hot breakfast buffet every morning
  • DVD library to check out movies at the front desk
  • Free high-speed Wi-Fi throughout the hotel.
  • Social hour on Monday through Thursday, which included a couple of beers or glasses of wine and hot and cold snacks.

Pro’s:

  • Great location.   We were able to get to the Zoo, restaurants, grocery stores, and entertainment in minutes without having to navigate the interstate.
  • Immaculately clean rooms, pool, and grounds.
  • Extremely pleasant and helpful staff
  • Great value.  We stayed 4 nights for less than $400 dollars
  • An actual hot breakfast in the morning instead of just bagels and cold cereal.  This was a lot easier than going down the street for breakfast, and added to the value of the hotel to us.
  • Very family friendly, but I could also see staying there if you were in Columbus on business.
  • The Wi-fi was convenient to use, very dependable, and fast.  This was probably the best wireless Internet access I’ve seen in a hotel.

Con’s:

  • It’s an older hotel, so there were minor blemishes on the trim of the rooms as I stated earlier.  However, this was relatively minor and were not unsightly or a safety hazard.
  • When we tried to check in at 2 PM on Thursday, our room wasn’t cleaned yet, so we had to go get a bite to eat while room cleaning took place.  This wasn’t a major problem as we were hungry anyway, but it was the one time the staff had to play catch up all weekend.  Also, we may have brought this on ourselves since check-in time isn’t until 4 PM, and we arrived a little after 2.

So overall, I’d give this hotel a 4.5 out of a possible 5.  The pro’s definitely outweigh the con’s, and we already plan to stay there again when we go back to Columbus in the future.  I would definitely recommend the Chase Suites to anyone travelling to Columbus for business or pleasure.

Family Trip 2011 – Wrap-up

Today was the return to reality.  We got up early, had breakfast, packed the van, and headed out.

It was opposite day on the road for us when compared to the drive up on Thursday.  Captain Carsick did not rear his ugly head again, traffic was for the most part relatively light, and there were no traffic backups.  The only hang-up on the road was that Boo tried to get out of his carseat several times, which caused us to pull over and re-strap him in.

We got from Columbus to the Kentucky suburbs of Cincinnati in really good time, but lost all of that time when I made the mistake of trying to get a quick lunch at a Bob Evan’s on Sunday at noon.  I know, I’m not very bright sometimes.  It took 45 minutes to get seated, 15 minutes to be waited on, 45 minutes to get our order, and another 30 minutes to get a check and get out of there.  If I didn’t think that Boo would have melted in the parking lot if I’d tried to get him back in his carseat so soon after getting him out, we would have left after 15 minutes of waiting for a table.  It took 45 minutes to get our meals because they lost the order, but they tried to make up for it by giving us a couple of appetizers gratis while they put together our meals.  I stress the ‘tried’, because it’ll be a cold day in Riyadh before I go cross the threshold of a Bob Evan’s again.

On the way back, we took the scenic route down towards Lexington instead of taking the straight route to Louisville.  That way we avoided all of the construction on I-71, as well as the possibility of being backed up behind race day traffic at the track in Sparta.  The Bluegrass  is prettier than the route along the Ohio River anyway.

I tracked fuel economy on the way back, and the van got a little less than 22 miles per gallon driving 70 to 75 miles an hour on the interstate.  Not bad for 5 year old minivan loaded to the gills with people and luggage.

Pros for the weekend:

  • Columbus Zoo is awesome!  If you are into zoo’s, it’s definitely worth the time and money to get there.
  • Our hotel, the Chase Suites in Dublin, was wonderful. More on that later.
  • I am officially off of my soft, bland, sweet post-surgery diet, so I was able to partake in meals that contained actual food!

Cons for the weekend:

  • It was hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum.  We’ve already decided that when we go back, we’ll make it part of a spring break trip so we can spend more than 3 or 4 hours at a time walking around the zoo.
  • The highway departments in Ohio and Kentucky are on official notice that they can bite me.   At least half the highway between Louisville and Columbus was a construction zone, and a poorly managed one at that.  My guess is that this is the states spending the last of the money for “Shovel Ready” projects before Uncle Sugar shuts off the taps.

So there you have it.  The family got to spend 96 hours together, no-one got strangled, and everyone reports that they had a good time.

A Recommendation

A couple weeks ago, Jake over at Curses Foiled Again! added me to his blogroll, and I’ve been trying ever since to add him to mine. For some reason Blogger is choking on it, even though I can see his RSS feed in my reader.

Jake’s a good writer, and he was nice enough to blogroll me, so I’m going to keep trying to reciprocate.

In the meantime, go on over and give him a read.  I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

Thought for the Day

Waking up the youngest member of the family by patting them on the back while singing Blue Swede and the Bay City Rollers may be fun, but it is frowned upon by the alpha female.