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Tasteless Photos of the Day

A new feature here on the blog.  I’m going to post pics either I or Irish Woman take that are strange or tasteless, without being overtly sexual or gross.  This is a family blog, after all.  Here are a few tasteless things that grabbed my attention lately that I thought I would share.

First, a novel approach to those delightfully tasteless Truck Nuts that you see hanging on the back of pickups across this great land of ours:

As you can see, these are a little more durable than the plastic/rubber ones, and won’t cause as many “Mommy, what are those?” questions.  Don’t worry, I took these at a traffic light while at a full stop.
Next, a true banana hammock:
Not exactly up to the standards of Lord Humungus, but it does keep the fruit fresh.

News Roundup

  • From the “Lawn Dart” Department – A lady in Scotland survived a fall from 3500 feet when both her main and reserve chutes failed with only a broken ankle.  Her life was saved when she landed in soft, boggy ground instead of the landing zone. I’ve known several paratroopers who survived similar accidents, and they were all nicknamed “Lucky”.
  • From the “Conspicuous Consumption” Department – A company in New York City has started renting out a backyard sized area of grass for $50 an hour, with the option to pay hundreds more for toys and lawn furniture.  People reportedly find this to be easier than travelling to the park or the beach to get away from the hyper-urban New York landscape for free.  My advice to these people:  move.  For the cost of rent on a flat in Greenwich Village and renting this kind of place out to get an afternoon of green grass and a weenie roast, you can afford to buy a mansion in flyover country.
  • From the “WTF?” Department – A bill to extend the operating mandate and funding for the Federal Aviation Administration was “deemed to have passed unanimously” by the United States Senate today.  Apparently, only two senators bothered to show up to vote for the bill, but it still passed.  I’m glad that the FAA got back to work, but apparently the word “quorum” isn’t covered in new senator orientation training.  Maybe I can suggest the purchase of a new National Match M1A and “deem it passed unanimously” because Irish Woman is asleep when I ask for her consent and she doesn’t object.
  • From the “Water Still Wet” Department – A study in Australia has found that women who are sexually assaulted are likely to have psychological problems at some point in their life.  No fooling?  You mean having your body violated in the most intimate manner causes psychological damage that can linger for a lifetime?  Who’d have thunk it?  If you’re in Australia and you’re not seeing red over paying for a study to find out if something we already knew is still true, then please re-read that article until your blood pressure starts going up.

A good read

I recently commented on the behavior of a police officer in Canton Ohio when he interacted with a citizen who happened to have a legally concealed handgun.  MikeM over at Confederate Yankee has done a bit more research on the matter and has put up an excellent article on his views of the situation.  You owe it to yourself to give it a read.

Names

Since I turned 18, a lot of names have been used to ridicule and denigrate me.

  • When my family moved to California, I was called “Okie” because I came from a place where people worked for a living and took care of themselves instead of being a self-centered consumer drone.
  • When I signed up for the Army before I graduated high school, my aging hippie teachers started calling me “Killer” because I had decided it was better to serve my country than to go to Berkeley and get stoned for four years.
  • When I was at Monterey during the Panama invasion and Desert Shield, more aging hippies and their proto-slacker companions called me “Baby Killer” and “Murderer” as they protested at the gates of the Presidio and Fort Ord.  Side note – I never saw a protest when I transferred to Texas just prior to the beginning of Desert Storm
  • When I was stationed in Germany, I was regularly called “Auslander” by people who were too young to remember the famine that American money stopped or the rebuilding that the Marshall Plan paid for.  Side note – I’ve shared more than a few beers with German veterans of World War II who remembered being helped up from the ashes by American GI’s.
  • When I lived in southern Arizona, I was sometimes called “Pendejo” or “Gringo” by illegal immigrants, who would show up at my door asking for handouts, because I told them to get off the property or I’d call the cops.
  • After moving to Kentucky, I’ve been called a “Carpetbagger” or a “Yankee” because my family chose to go north after getting off the boat instead of south.  Usually this has been done jokingly, but sometimes it’s done in all seriousness.
  • On several occasions throughout my life I’ve been called “racist” because I expect everyone, regardless of where they or their ancestors come from, to work as hard as I do, act like a civilized human being, and respect my property rights.
  • I’ve been called “Bambi Killer” because I like to walk around in the woods in the fall on the off chance that I’ll bump into a deer. This is usually told to me by someone who has no problem buying milk fed veal at the butcher for her Saturday evening dinner parties.
  • I’ve been called an “abuser” in public because I expect my children to act like something more than what they evolved from in public, and am not shy about correcting them no matter where we are.
  • I’ve been called a “gun nut” and a “paranoid” because I believe that it’s my responsibility to provide safety, nourishment, and security to my family and not the governments.

Now, people who, like me, believe that the government has lost its way and needs correcting in the form of reform and pruning are being called terrorists for not folding like a bed sheet at the first disapproving glance from the White House.

To those who say that believing in the desirability of a smaller, more efficient government and fighting for that idea is the moral equivalent of being a member of Hamas or Al Qaeda, I have one thing to say:

Bring it.  I’ve been insulted by better people than you.

If you think I’m scared by the words of some pissant who thinks he’s one of the proletariat because he rode a train back to Delaware every day after wasting time in the Senate, think again.  And if you think I’m worried about what some over-botox’ed harpy from the Bay Area thinks of me, think again.  If you think a man who’s served in the military, been married three times, and thinks its fun to train soldiers by letting them shoot him in the chest is concerned about the opinions of talking heads from Los Angeles and New York, think again.

Middle America is waking up, and it is you who has woken the sleeping giant.  The shrill screeching of a political class that has grown fat sucking off of the government teat does nothing to keep us from knowing what is right, and who is wrong.  Insulting and denigrating the salt of the earth folks who actually get out of bed every day and produce in order to curry favor with the parasites who have never worked an honest day in their lives and keep re-electing you does nothing but make the electoral ass whooping you so richly deserve even bigger when it inevitably comes.

My one word of advice:  Live in fear of the power of those you attempt to chastise.  We are peaceful people, and you are in no physical danger.  But we will remove you from power using every legal, constitutional method we can find.  We have a long memory, and a vote, and we outnumber you.  We are not tied to a party.  Until we remove you, we will resist you.  We will protest, we will prosthetylize, and we will make converts out of those who realize how much you have betrayed us.  We are tied to principles, not party.  Republicans who look down their patrician noses at us for being part of the unwashed masses are no safer than Democrats who scream at us from the heights.

H/T for Larry Correia for writing something that helped to coalesce something that’s been going through my head for days.

Thought for the Day

Today is International Beer Day.  I think I’ll take a few moments this evening and see if alcohol still hurts.

H/T to Drang!

Spidertot, spidertot, does whatever a spider can

For dinner last night, we decided to get some stuff at the deli and have a picnic at the new park down the road from us.  Basically it went like this:

  • I show up with groceries and grab a picnic table
  • Irish Woman arrives with Girlie Bear and Boo in tow
  • I start making up a plate for Boo
  • Irish Woman takes Boo to the restroom to change into his bathing suit
  • Boo eats half a piece of cheese and runs off to play in the splash park
  • We start eating our meal
  • Boo returns, finishes the cheese, and eats some chicken, then heads back to play in the fountain
  • We continue our meal
  • Boo comes back, finishes off his grapes, and heads out to spray other kids with one of the built-in water guns
  • We finish our dinners, and start cleaning up
  • Boo makes one more trip to the picnic table to finish his chicken and strawberries, then heads over to the playground
  • I eventually retrieve Boo, and carry him kicking and screaming over my shoulder to the car and head home.

Hey, at least he wore himself out.  He went to bed tonight with no protest at all.

These pics were taken as Boo scaled the new jungle gym.  It’s basically a spiderweb configuration of 1 inch rope.  He made it all the way to the top this time.

Getting Started
Halfway There

Look at me Dad!  Hey Dad! Look!

There would have been a fourth picture, but I dropped my phone in a mad rush to catch him when his feet slipped and he was hanging 7 feet off the ground.  His mother gave me a rather harsh look as I lifted him down.  I guess she wasn’t happy about him getting so high up, but he’s going to have to learn that gravity works somehow.

Tonka Tough

A group of soldiers in Afghanistan was saved  from harm recently when the remote control truck they were sending ahead of their patrol to check for bombs set off 500 pounds of explosives in an IED.  The truck had been in use since 2007, when another soldier received it in a care package from home.

It is amazing how when a need is not fulfilled by the military, soldiers will figure out a way to get it done themselves.  I’ve seen soldiers use silly string and spray foam cleaners to find trip wires, or spend their own money to buy ratchets to replace the purpose built wrenches they are issued for their vehicles. I knew a soldier who had his mother knit gloves for him when the largest issue glove liners were so small on his hands they cut off circulation.  And almost every platoon I ever served with in field units had someone who went to the field with a Coleman stove, a couple cheap pots, and a spice rack so that a hot meal could be fixed every so often when MRE’s were the main part of our diet for weeks on end.

I’m thankful that these soldiers are safe for another day, and that the only casualty in this case was a 5 year old RC truck.  I have faith that the inability of the American soldier to accept “no you can’t” will continue to save lives.

Now they’re taking guns from the government

Police officers in Los Angeles went to all of the animal control shelters in LA and took away the guns that are kept for putting down large animals, including pistols, shotguns, and rifles.  Apparently it was done by sending police to the shelters, presenting a letter from someone in authority, and seizing the weapons.  Normally, when equipment is to be turned in, you’d expect that someone would make a call, ask the people who have the equipment to bring them to a central location for turn-in, and those orders are followed.  And that’s all a gun is: a tool, a piece of equipment.  It’s not a magic talisman that makes normally responsible people, including animal control officers, go berzerk and start shooting up the office.  

What happened here was that the police went to the offices of other government officials, and  seized equipment that is used to fulfill a government function as if they were taking them from a criminal.   The animal control officers are reported to have basic police training, including time with weapons, so the reason can’t be that they’re not as qualified to have guns available to do their jobs as the police themselves are.  
My gut tells me that someone high up in the food chain found out that animal control had some yucky evil guns, and sent the “only ones” to collect them.  Of course, it never occurred that the animal control officers might have a legitimate use for these tools, and might be responsible enough to use them properly, or at least to bring them in for turn-in without assistance from LAPD.  Instead, police were sent to take them under force of law.  I hope that the next time a large animal needs to be put down the police are there to shoot it, because animal control certainly won’t be able to do it.
If they’re taking guns from other law enforcement agencies, who even the most ardent anti-gun person will argue have a legitimate use for them, how quickly would they follow an order to take guns and other icky things away from the unwashed masses?  

Aw crap

A few weeks ago, I put up a little rant about the lack of security on the Roku device I use to access online entertainment content.

Now, a security researcher has published findings that indicate that implantable medical devices have little to no security protection.  Basically, if you can access an insulin pump, you can change settings to allow someone other than the doctor or its owner to control it, with possibly catastrophic consequences to the owner’s health.

Think about all of the wonder gadgets that doctors implant into people now.  A lot of them have some remote communication capability, and now it’s been confirmed that at least some of them can be modified to the detriment of the patient. 

Why would someone do something so horrific?  It could be someone who’s pissed at the company that makes them and wants to tarnish their reputation. It could be someone who wants money, and uses a demonstrated ability to kill patients to extort the pharmaceutical company.  Or it could be some script kiddy that wants nothing more than to prove that he’s the baddest mother in the valley today.

I’m not sure what can be done about this due to the relative primitiveness of the computers in the implanted devices.  By necessity, embedded systems like this need to be small, so a trade off of computing power for size happens.  The processors on these things probably just can’t handle any kind of encryption or sophisticated access controls. 

So grandma’s pace maker, the lady at the office with an insulin pump, and the little kid with a brain stimulator are at some risk.  Whether or not this becomes as big a problem as it could be remains to be seen.  Hopefully the manufacturers will listen to this research and work towards better locking down their future products.

Today’s Earworm

Happy Birthday President Obama!