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30 Days of Dune – Day 9

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.– Collected Sayings of Muad’Dib

My Take – At some point in every person’s life, they realize that their parents are mortal.  As parents, we have to keep up the facade of invincibility, omniscience, and omnipotence long enough that our children feel safe and can grow, but not so long that they never learn to stand on their own in the world.  This may be the hardest bit of finesse a person has to accomplish in their life.

Overheard in the Living Room

Girlie Bear and Boo are fighting with lightsabers in the living room.  Boo has the white blue light up light saber and Girlie Bear is wearing a Darth Vader mask and fighting with the red lightsaber.

Girlie Bear – Come to the dark side.  I am your father

Smack, smack, buzz smack

Boo – Fatha, take off that mask! I want to see your face!

buzz smack smack buzz

Sound of mask coming off.

Boo – Hey, you’re not my fatha!  You’re a girl!

Today’s Earworm

Thought for the Day

Some of us are raised by our mothers, some are raised by a family of women.  Both Irish Woman and I owe a lot to a group of ladies who have stepped in where our own mothers couldn’t or wouldn’t.  I’m not going into that whole “It takes a village…” meme, but if it wasn’t for a talented collection of aunts, friend’s moms, and just plain friends who are there for us when we need them, if only to give us a pat on the head and a bit of advice when we’re at our wits end, we wouldn’t have made it this far.  Like I’ve always said, it takes more than genetics to make family, and it takes more than a womb to make a mom.

So if you’re a mom, either biological, adopted, ad-hoc, or as Irish Woman calls it, a “parental consultant*”, Happy Mother’s Day!  You do the most important job I can think of, and if all you get is one day of the year to be given credit for it, enjoy yourself.

*Irish Woman refuses to be called ‘step-mother’.   She prefers to be called “Parental Consultant”.  Girlie Bear prefers to call her the “Second-Hand Mom” after seeing the similarly named movie.

A Poem

M is for the multiple times I lied to the cops for you

O is for the occasional times you’d show up to parent teacher conferences

T is for the times I found you passed out on the lawn

H is for the hashish I found under the couch in ’83

E is for every time I had to pretend we were a nice, nuclear family for the pastor

R is for the record number of social workers I had in my young life

Put them all together and they spell “mommy issues”, the thing my mother gave to me!!!!!

Ladies, if you’re a good mom, you have no idea how much I respect you for it.

Don’t mind me, I’m just having my second Sunday of May flashbacks.

Today’s Earworm

This one is making my cerebellum burn.  It was prominently featured in the movie last night, and it haunted my sleep.

I’m so very sorry.

Coming Soon

While we were watching Dark Shadows, I noted the previews and movie posters for upcoming movies.  Some of them look good enough to pay theater prices, some look good enough for a DVD or on-line rental, and some looked like they ought to be avoided like a fuzzy steak.  I’m basing these opinions entirely on not knowing much about the movies other than the series they’re in, the poster, or the trailers, so take them with a grain of salt and enjoy what you want to enjoy.

  • Battleship – Really?  Multiple movies about poseable soldiers and transforming robot dolls weren’t enough?  Now we have to do action movies about a game that can be played on graph paper?  I’ll save my money and wait to be really bored during the heat of next summer so i can watch it on some cable network.
  • GI Joe: Retaliation – Remember what I said about poseable dolls?  Yeah, this is more of that.  Pass.
  • Men in Black III – Men in Black follows in the Star Trek “We can’t think of anything new, so… Hey!  Time Travel!” footsteps.  This one will be a rental at Christmas time, but only because I liked the first two movies so much.
  • Snow White and the Huntsman – Snow White meets Joan of Arc.  The visuals and action in this one look really good, but we all know pretty much know how it’s going to end.  This one might be worth the cost of a matinée during the heat of the summer.
  • Prometheus – Oh Lord, please do not let this suck.  Oh please, oh please, oh please!  Will probably pay full price to see this one on the big screen.
  • Madagascar 3 – Probably wait for a rental or TV showing of this one.  I was disappointed in the second movie, and let’s be honest, how many times can you do the same jokes about city folk out in the wild?
  • Rock of Ages – Tom Cruise plays an aging rocker who doesn’t know when it’s time to hang up his leather pants.  If I wanted to see people who need to get a haircut and learn more than three cords, I’ll go to one of the  retirement fund concerts that come through here every summer.
  • Brave – It’s a Pixar, so I’ll probably go to a matinée of this one with the kids.  I have yet to watch one of their movies that hasn’t been at least entertaining.
  • Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter – Not sure on this one.  I love history, I love monster movies, but I’m not sure about revisionist history that paints the 16th president as a monster hunter.  Probably a rental, but I’m on the bubble about paying to see this one.  I haven’t read the book, and I’m worried that if I do, I’ll enjoy it enough to pay to see the movie and then be disappointed.  I got bit in the butt by Stephen King in that way enough that I’m a little gun-shy.
  • The Amazing Spiderman – A reboot of the reboot.  Unless I hear something significant, this one will go on the “movie of the weekend” queue on cable.
  • Argo – This one looks really interesting.  Ben Affleck plays a CIA officer sent to Iran in 1979 to rescue 6 Americans who are hiding in the Canadian embassy.  This is supposed to be based on the actual operation to get them out.  Probably a rental because I’m the only person in the family who wants to see something like this, and I get the feeling I’m going to want to rewind back to catch things I missed the first time.

Movie Review – Dark Shadows

Last night, Irish Woman and I went out to see a movie that wasn’t animated or involve puppets.   The Avengers looked tempting, but we decided to go for Dark Shadows.  This is another Tim Burton / Johnny Depp collaboration, and you can tell these two have become very good at working together.

The story is basically this:  Rich boy meets poor girl, poor girl throws herself at rich boy, rich boy rejects poor girl in favor of another, poor girl bewitches her rival, who commits suicide.  Rich boy follows suit, but wakes from the dead as a vampire.  Poor girl has rich boy vampire locked in a coffin and buried, then spends 200 years tormenting his family.  Rich boy is freed from his coffin and hilarity ensues.

Dark Shadows is a re-interpretation of the TV show of the same name from the 1960’s and 1970’s.  Where the TV show was a melodramatic soap opera, the movie is a dark comedy.  The move from melodrama to comedy was done very well, with very little slapstick or overt attempts to get a laugh.  Most of the comedy is of  the “fish out of water” category, which Americans have enjoyed since Rip van Winkle woke up.  The movie is set in a remote Maine fishing village in the early 1970’s, and the visuals of both the town, the surrounding area, and the Collins mansion are excellent.  The Maine coast is shown as not much more than high cliffs, sharp rocks, pine trees, and pounding waves.  The town itself is plastered with retro advertisements, old cars, and even has a full service gas station.  The mansion is a gloomy, dusty place, which is the perfect setting for a Tim Burton film.

Johnny Depp plays the main character, Barnabus Collins, and he is joined by a very well-put together ensemble of actors, including Michelle Pfeiffer as his great-to-the-power-of-n grand-niece.  Her character, Elizabeth, is the matriarch of the family and, along with her brother, Roger, is the sole remaining adult Collins.  There are two children in the family mansion: Elizabeth’s daughter Carolyn, a rebellious twit of a teenage girl, and Roger’s son David, a young boy whose mother died in a boating accident and is having ‘trouble’ admitting that she is gone.  Helena Bonham Carter plays Dr. Hoffman, a psychiatrist who is living with the Collins  family to treat David.  Eva Green plays Angelique Bouchard, the vengeful witch who cursed Barnabus in the 1700’s and has been picking off his family for two centuries.  The part of the ‘innocent’ Victoria Winters, who is the spitting image of Barnabus’ dead love from the 1700’s, is played by Bella Heathcote.

The plotting and timing of the story was very well paced.  The movie comes in at almost exactly two hours, and I wasn’t bored in any of it.  It’s not an action movie by any means, but the acting and story were good enough that I didn’t lose interest.  One quibble I had was that the movie is set in Maine, but exactly one minor character had a Maine accent.  That kind of threw me at times, but didn’t detract too much from my enjoyment of the film.  I contrast that with Johnny Depp doing a pretty good impression of an English gentleman’s accent.  Basically, take a lot of the Keith Richards out of Jack Sparrow and sent him to Eton, and you have his rendition of Barnabus Collins.

The original score for the movie was done by Danny Elfman, who has also worked with Tim Burton on multiple occasions.  His score didn’t have any of the bouncy nature a lot of his earlier movie music had.  Instead it better fit the understated, dark atmosphere of the movie.  The other music in the film was appropriate for the time period of the story, 1972.  It included Elton John, The Carpenters, and Alice Cooper.

The movie has that Tim Burton “slightly odd” feel to it, but it’s not laid on as thick as a lot of his other works, and it plays nicely with the original melodramatic storyline.  There are several things that I saw watching Dark Shadows that I was able to say “That comes out of Beetlejuice” or something similar, but they were subtle and didn’t detract from the film.

Overall, I’d say that Dark Shadows is definitely worth the price of admission, but will probably be overshadowed by The Avengers and other summer blockbusters.  The showing we went to, on the opening night of the film, was about 3/4 full, and the audience tended towards an older crowd.  There were a few teenagers and 20-somethings, but not enough to make this one a runaway hit financially.  That would be a shame, as the film ended in such a way that would make a sequel very easy to do.  It might have benefited from a release in the fall, which would have dove-tailed nicely with Halloween.

If you enjoyed the original TV show or the first Addams Family movie, you should enjoy this one.  I definitely recommend it.

30 Days of Dune – Day 8

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. — Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

My Take – When you feel fear, and everyone alive feels it at one time or another, you can either let it drive you or you can control it and use it to drive yourself.  Freezing or panicking takes away your free will, and you become part of the problem.  Acknowledging your fear and knowing how to control it gives you better odds at succeeding in a bad situation.

Second Thought – There are times when you don’t have the luxury of having a chance to analyze your fear and you can only react.  That is when training and habit take over.  If your habits are to react wildly, then you will be controlled by your fear.  If you train yourself to react in a way that is constructive, then you may be able to control your fear and yourself enough that your outcome is better for a reason other than luck.

 

Be Back Later

Slow blogging tonight.  I have a date with a beautiful redheaded Irish Woman.  She’s really cute, has a great sense of humor, and she’s only tried to kill me twice.  I think she might actually like me!

Y’all have a good evening!