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Pretty Ponies

These sweet things were at the fundraiser that Irish Woman worked  this weekend.

 

I’m not a  “car guy”.  For the most part, they are tools that I use to get from one place to another, while carrying stuff and people.  I do a lot of my own maintenance because I’m cheap, not because I get enjoyment out of turning a wrench.

But there’s just something about classic Mustangs that makes me yearn for a long stretch of flat, straight highway and no traffic.  If money wasn’t a problem, I’d probably have one or two like these just to have something to drive on nice weekends.

News Roundup

  • From the “Qel Surpis” Department – The U.S. team that has been negotiating with Pakistan over re-opening of land routes to Afghanistan has decided that pissing their lives away in Karachi isn’t worth the effort.  The routes were closed after an incident in 2011 in which 24 Pakistani soldiers were killed by mistake by NATO forces.  My guess is that for once we looked at the price of Pakistan’s friendship and decided that if we have to buy friends, we can get a better deal.
  • From the “Sweet Bureaucratic Tears” Department – The Supreme Court has denied an appeal by a former federal employee who was fired for not registering for the draft.  Imagine that, a bureaucrat for the Treasury Department was fired for not following a bureaucratic process that happened to be a law, and the decision sticks.  I, for one, look forward to the flood of bureaucrats who get to taste a little of what they’ve been dishing up.  I particularly look forward to watching IRS employees stand in line to set up appointments for a consultation on their appeal of a bureaucratic decision to have their backyard declared a wetland.
  • From the “Better Than Harsh Language” Department – A woman in Texas got lucky the other day when the police arrived just as she started shooting a burglar. She got lucky because she was shooting him with a paintball gun.  Luckily for her, after she shot the intruder four times, he turned yellow and just waited for the police to take him away.
  • From the “No Kidding” Department – Hosni Mubarak, the deposed dictator of Egypt, has stated that the new government is trying to kill him now that he is in prison. Hosni, my son, you get the DaddyBear Medal of Obviousness this week.  You spent 30+ years running a brutal dictatorship,and when you were overthrown by a new brutal dictatorship they didn’t just put you up against a wall and use you to make a modern art masterpiece.  Count your blessings.  At least this way you will die on a pillow.
  • From the “Oops” Department – The British Prime Minister is a bit red in the face after forgetting his 8-year-old daughter at a pub over the weekend.  Apparently the leader of the nanny state forgot that the nanny wasn’t along on his jaunt to the country.  There is a silver lining here, though.  By the time Mr. Cameron had realized his mistake and returned, the young lady had moved up from dishwasher to pulling pints for the patrons, and was working on opening her own place next door.  If she keeps this up, her industriousness will be a political liability to her father, and she’ll have to either go back to depending on the welfare state or emigrate in order to utilize her skills.

 

30 Days of the Founding Fathers – Day 8

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself. — James Madison

My Take – It is incumbent upon us to limit the scope and power of our government to only that which is absolutely necessary.  Every time we give a new power to the government, it takes what we think we are giving it and then expands it into every nook and cranny that it can find.  Did the people who supported RICO legislation or the Patriot Act think they would be used as cudgels to beat down the people?  Probably not, but that is what has happened.  When we give more power to flawed humans, we should expect them to misuse it and be watchful for when they do.

Thoughts on the Weekend

  • When taking a four year old boy to a “you pick it” strawberry field, it is probably a good idea to add a couple of dollars to the total when you check out to cover the cost of the produce the child has eaten in the field.
  • If you have a problem with my child going to the grocery store dressed in a cape and mask, keep it to yourself.  I don’t tell you how to raise your children, so please don’t presume to tell me how to raise mine.
    • On a side note, I think some of the people I ran into this weekend need remedial training on the fact that properly disciplining your child is not automatically classified as abuse.  Taking your child by the hand and forcing them to move from the traffic lane of a grocery store parking lot while verbally reminding him of his age and expected behavior is not abuse.  Allowing your post-toddler child to stand in a lane of traffic and cry huge tears because of some issue or another while you kneel down and try to sweet talk him into acting like a human being is abuse.
  • I went with Irish Woman to help tear down and clean up from a fund-raiser at the zoo on Sunday morning.  Out of a group of 10 to 15 adults, I was one of two who carried a multitool and the only one with a toolkit in the car.  Not sure if that makes me weird, but it sure opens my eyes about some of the people in our social circle.
  • What is it about an event that requires a nice dress, make-up, and a hair-do that turns a normally sensible woman into a nervous wreck?
    • Follow-up question – Why is it that when a normally very self-confident woman is dressed up to go to a formal event, telling her she looks wonderful can make her want to run to the bedroom and change everything about how she looks, including hair color?
    • Is it possible that my lack of personal fashion sense scares hell out of Irish Woman when I look at her and say she looks great?  
  • Trying to explain a Northern Plains, Scandinavian, Lutheran outlook on life to your Irish Catholic wife from Kentucky is a lot like translating a foreign language.  There isn’t enough common ground to just talk about it, and you spend a lot of time defining terms.
  • Today, I used both 550 cord and WD-40 to do maintenance on the riding lawnmower.  If I’d find a way to use duct tape, I’d have had the testosterone trifecta.
  • There is nothing like dropping your kids off at a family reunion with your ex-wife’s family to remind you why you don’t regret the divorce that much anymore.

News Roundup

  • From the “Multitasking” Department – A woman in St. Louis was arrested for shoplifting cosmetics in a Walmart and carrying around a soda bottle full of the fixings for methamphetamine.  Basically, she was walking around a department store with a hazmat situation in her purse.  Because, you know, when you’re tweaking on your own fine homemade meth, you want to look good.  The only thing that was missing from this story was her leaving a baby loose in a stolen car in the parking lot with the windows rolled up.
  • From the “I’m Still Available” Department – The speculation about who Mitt Romney will choose as his running mate has started getting into gear.  Front runners appear to be Senator Marco Rubio of Florida and Senator Rob Portman of Ohio.  I really can’t think of anyone I’d like to be vice president whose initials aren’t “DB”, but I feel safe predicting that the VP candidate will be a Republican.
  • From the “Tenuous Tenure” Department – A University of Georgia professor was recently arrested for prostitution.  While I’m sure that some university professors utilize the services of soiled doves on a regular basis, in this case, the professor was a supplier, not a consumer.  He called himself Sasha and was wearing a fishnet body stocking when he was arrested.  I’d like to make a snarky comment on this, but my mind vapor locked after seeing the mug shot and imagining him in a fishnet body stocking.  Remember, that which is visualized cannot be un-visualized.
  • From the “Mother of the Year” Department – A woman in Texas has been arrested for child endangerment after her daughter ate a sandwich laced with PCP.  Her teachers noticed she was acting strangely after lunch, and CPS was eventually called in.  Here’s hoping this woman spends a long time in a bad place over this.  PCP is one of those drugs that makes even my “legalize and tax it” skin crawl.
  • From the “Big Weasel” Department – A woman working at a zoo in Germany has been hospitalized after being attacked by a six foot long giant otter.  Several other workers were also injured as they tried to rescue the woman.  Here’s hoping they all recover quickly and cleanly.  I have to say that I’m not sure how I would do if a six foot long otter tried to take a chunk out of me.  I certainly hope that I’d be doing my best to make it into the raw materials for a coat.

30 Days of the Founding Fathers – Day 7

Every post is honorable in which a man can serve his country. — George Washington

My Take – There is no shame in any service to the nation.  From the lowest recruit to the President, all should be honored for the good they do, and all should be held responsible for the evil they do.

Blogroll Move Complete

OK, after doing it a bit at a time for quite some time, I’ve finished bringing over my blogroll from the old site.

Please check to see if you’re listed and that I have the correct link for your places.  If I’ve missed anyone, I sincerely apologize.  If you want to be in the list or if you need to correct my link, just leave a comment here and I’ll take care of it.

Coming Soon

Here is my take on the movies that were previewed before the movie yesterday:

  • The OogieLoves – A movie to get toddlers hooked on the cinema and drive adults to drink.  If you lived through the Wiggles, Barney, or the Teletubbies, you’ll understand why you should avoid this gilded turd.  Seriously, if I were forced to watch this dreck, I’d poke out one of my eyes with an olive fork.
  • Ice Age 4:  Continental Drift – Manny, Diego, and Sid the Sloth get set adrift on an iceflow and hilarity ensues.  We all enjoyed the first three movies, so this one will probably be a family matinée.  Piece of personal trivia:  The original Ice Age was one of the first movies that Irish Woman and I went to see as a couple.  I’m such a romantic devil.
  • Hotel Transylvania – This one looks interesting.  Dracula runs a resort out in the boonies that allows the things that go bump in the night to put their feet up and let their tentacles down.  It’s coming out at Halloween time, so it won’t have to compete with the summer movies and its premise will actually line up with the season.  Genndy Tartakovsky directed this one, so I’ll probably give it a watch.
  • Brave – I’m really looking forward to this one.  I’ve never been less than entertained by a Pixar movie.  It’s a rehash of the rebellious daughter versus her societal role plotline, but it looks good.
  • Katy Perry:  Part of Me – Remember what I said earlier about the olive fork?  Well, if my daughter were to try to force me to go to this piece of crap, I’d gouge out my other eye.  Don’t get me wrong, even though I don’t care for her music, I can see that Ms. Perry has at least some talent.  But to sit through a couple of hours of a vanity project about the latest pop tart would be enough to drive me over the edge.  If you have a tween girl who cons you into taking her to see this, I suggest scheduling the therapy in advance.
  • Rise of the Guardians – The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, The Sandman, and Santa Clause meet the XMen.  Or maybe The Polar Express meets 300 would be more appropriate.  The Easter Bunny is shown as being totally ripped, Santa has tattoos and carries a sword, and they join up with other fairy folk to protect the children of the world from unspeakable evil.  Not sure if this one is going to be appropriate for Boo, but older children might enjoy it.  From the trailer, it looks like the visuals in this CGI feature are going to be amazing.

Pic of the Day

Pic of the Day

A poppy amongst the weeds

Movie Review – Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted

Boo and I had some time today, and after it got too hot to comfortably play outside, I decided a movie would be fun.  Since he’s not quite ready for Prometheus, we went to see Madagascar 3:  Europe’s Most Wanted.  I was initially hesitant to see this one because I was so disappointed with the second movie in the series, but I have to say this one was very enjoyable.   There weren’t as many “Hey, we’re New Yorkers” jokes, it didn’t fall back on too much slapstick, and it had a good message without being preachy.

The original cast of Alex, Gloria, Marty, and Melman are back, along with the psychotic penguins and Sacha Baron Cohen playing the only role of his that I’ve ever liked:  Julien, the king lemur.  They are joined by a new group of characters from a circus, including Gia the leopard, Stephano the Italian sea lion, and Vitali, the Russian tiger.  All of them are pursued across Europe by Captain duBois, an obsessed animal control officer from Monte Carlo.

The plot, as was the case in the other two movies, revolves around the efforts of the four original animals to get back to New York.  In this case, they end up in Europe, are chased by the authorities, and join a circus to escape.  The story is well thought out, has a few twists, and told a message of family and loyalty without laying it on too thick.

The animation was done well, but I think that it was held back by not being dramatically different from the original movie.  In order to keep the pre-existing characters consistent across the series, their rendering has stayed pretty much as it was in 2005.  Other characters, such as Gia, are much more intricate, and the backgrounds are extremely intricate.  This difference in detail was noticeable, but was not jarring.  The visuals during several of the circus act scenes were outstanding, and I can only imagine that the 3D version highlighted them.

The voice acting was very well done.  The original cast was, of course, using their own voices to play a character, but the new characters such as Stephano, voiced by Martin Short, were true creations by the actors.  The cast interacted very well, and did a good job in timing jokes.

Since this is a movie for children, I watched how Boo reacted.  He was entranced by the first half of the movie, but got fidgety through the third quarter.  A lot of plot development occurred during this time, and while there was some action to keep his attention, it was basically the setup for the climax of the film.  The last part of the movie pulled him back in, and he enjoyed it enough to stop asking for more popcorn, which is quite a feat.  The movie is rated PG, and there is some implied cussing, and at least one scene involving an elephant moving in reverse and a young boy that made me squirm a bit as a parent.  Otherwise, it was appropriate for families.

Overall, I would give this movie a 4 out of 5.  It’s not an instant American classic, but it’s definitely worth the cost of a matinee with popcorn and sodas.