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I remember having a lot of fun playing this in band class.

 

30 Days of Tolkien – Day 7

I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by‘arisch’. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. … But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. … I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride. — Draft letter answering questions about his ancestry made by his German publishers.

My Take – Sometimes, a well worded “Go screw yourself” is all you need.  Tolkien was being asked how true to the Aryan ideal he was, and if he was at all Jewish.  He replied that he was neither, but the fact that he was even asked made him regret being German.  Purity tests only show the insecurities and stupidity of those administering them, especially when it comes to something those being tested are born with.

Thoughts on the Day

  • I broke some poor kids heart today when I explained that Military Intelligence has as much in common with James Bond as fantasy football has with the Oakland Raiders.
  • There were three marching bands in the parade today:  The army band from Fort Knox, the teenagers’ band from the local VFW post, and the band from the high school.  The high school band was playing some top 40 arrangement, while the other two were playing John Philip Sousa.  Guess which choice got a better crowd reaction.
  • A pumpkin muffin, two pieces of licorice, and a Tootsie Roll, followed by a couple of hot dogs and washed down with a fresh squeezed lemonade makes for a well-balanced morning diet for Boo.
    • On a side note, he may have reached a frequency of vibration that allows him to walk through walls, so we’ve got that going for us.
  • Not sure, but I may have broken one of the rules of physics today.  I got a 10 foot board into my 8 foot minivan, and I’m not sure how I did it.
  • All the work except for actually jacking up the porch is done.  Tomorrow, I either replace the posts, or start redesigning our new porch after I clear away the debris of the old one.
  • Waking up and remembering that Little Bear is 16 made me feel kind of creaky today.
  • Boo learned what the whoopie cushion he got as a prize at the carnival last night is for.  I guess I’m going to have to acknowledge paternity of this one.
  • Today felt like fall.  I think I could get used to warm but not blistering weather.

30 Days of Tolkien – Day 6

It had always been a notion of his that the kindness of dear Mr. Frodo was of such a high degree that it must imply a fair measure of blindness. […] Gollum in his own way, and with much more excuse as his acquaintance was much briefer, may have made a similar mistake, confusing kindness and blindness. — The Two Towers

My Take – There is a fine line between being nice and being a fool.

Few of us would begrudge the truly needy when asked for help.  The amount of voluntary charity in this country and in other free countries is amazing.  Maybe it’s religious, or cultural, or maybe hairless apes just know that the monkey they give fruit to on Monday might be the monkey they are asking for fruit on Friday.

But when charity gets taken for granted, or those to whom we give think we are unable to perceive abuses of our charity, we have to react.  Even worse is when our voluntary charity moves from being a moral obligation to being a legal obligation.

Frodo gave Gollum several chances to redeem himself.  He spared his life when Gollum first attacked him, he untethered him and trusted him to not run off, and eventually he made him an equal member of his group, even risking losing the ring and his quest to save Smeagol’s life.  Gollum repaid him by seeing his charity and kindness as weakness, and betrayed Frodo to Shelob in order to get the ring.

So too will those to whom we unwillingly donate our wages.  Programs for the poor, but able, have done nothing for them but to make them believe that they have a right to the sweat of our brows and the blood of our veins.  A large portion of our fortunes is paid to those who are physically able to work, but find an excuse not to.  Any attempts to get control of this and put them to work are met with derision and hostility.  It will be interesting to see how people react when the free money stops, and they learn that we may be kind, but we are not blind.

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Good things happen to good people

Dennis, of Dragon Leatherworks, has a great interview with his local TV news up.  He runs a great business, and I love the Flatjack I got for one of my revolvers.  He’s also willing to put his money, or rather his life, where his mouth is.  Dennis relocated to Tennessee in order to get to a more business and gun friendly environment.  I have moved around a lot, but to do it because of what you believe in is truly brave.

He’s one of only two businesses I put on my blog, the other one being Michael’s Custom Holsters.  Both of them do excellent work.  Go on and give them both a look.

Thoughts on the Evening

  • Thou shalt not park in the spot marked “Clergy” while trying to find a spot at the church carnival.
  • At 6:30 this evening, I had a breakfast of a grilled bratwurst and some french fries
    • No, I am working day shift, why do you ask?
  • “Inflatable Bounce House” is another term for “Children’s Mosh Pit”.
    • Boo was very nice to the other children after he got the “Do not hurt the little people” speech.
  • It is amazing how deep and loud my voice gets when older kids run over and pin my son while going through an inflatable obstacle course.
    • I have to remember that tone for the future.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, when they announce that the pony ride is closed, that does not mean that 15 of you need to get your kids in line and then argue with the nice lady who brought the horses.
  • How could  I tell I was at an Irish Catholic parish carnival?  The multiple women I saw with an older child holding the hand of a young child, a baby in her arms, and a big round belly full of the next one was a good indicator.
  • You know your little one has had a good time at the carnival when they don’t even whine when you tell him it’s time to go and start walking back to the car with him.
  • The cost of a McDonald’s ice cream cone is a real bargain when weighed against the look of absolute joy on Boo’s face when I handed it to him.
    • I swear it was as big as his head and he ate every bite of it before we got home.
    • On the other hand, I may need to hose out the back seat of the van tomorrow.
  • It is amazing how easy it is to give a child who is both exhausted and in a junk food coma a bath.

30 Days of Tolkien – Day 5

Such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere. — Fellowship of the Ring

My Take – There are indeed titans in our world, but the world runs through the small contributions of ordinary folk.  Achilles would have just been another warrior without the guys who rowed his boat.  Edison would have been a tinkerer without the mechanic who made his visions reality.  Just by getting up every day and getting on with your business, you do more than a lot of people, even if it’s the same thing you do every day.  It is the small things done by those of us who do the mundane work of the world that allow the ‘great people’ to do the things that get written down in the history books and told as legends around the fire.

News Roundup

  • From the “Godspeed” Department – An officer in the California Highway Patrol died on Wednesday after being shot in the head the day before.  He had pulled over a vehicle on the highway, and was shot during the traffic stop.  Things like this twist my heart.  I know a lot of people don’t have a very high opinion of law enforcement in general, but good police exist in this country, and in my experience are the majority in their profession.  It is because of good police here in Louisville that Irish Woman and I do not have to take turns standing guard through the night, something that I can’t say about all of the places in the world that I’ve been, including some with “police”.  Go with God, Kenyon Youngstrom.
  • From the “Good For Them” Department – A couple in England has had charges of causing grievous bodily harm dropped against them after prosecutors decided they acted reasonably in shooting masked burglars who came into their bedroom.  As has been noted here and on other sites, Great Britain has, for the most part, done away with the part of common law that says that a man’s home is his castle, and that a person in danger may use violence to protect their life.  It’s quite sad that a case where someone defends their life with effective tools and doesn’t get sent to prison is so extraordinary.
  • From the “Shocked Face” Department – Internal emails at Gallup suggest that the polling company may have felt pressured by the White House after it published findings that suggested that President Obama isn’t loved by every soul in the country.  White House Press Secretary David “Knuckles” Axelrod publicly questioned Gallup’s methods, and other officials invited Gallup to the White House to ‘discuss’ matters.  I guess I’m becoming jaded by Chicago-style politics, but if anyone is surprised that this administration, which has made it a primary goal to control the media and the message given to the American people, would use pressure tactics to influence polls in a reelection campaign, then I have some beachfront property in Minot to sell you.
  • From the “Wehrgeld” Department – The mother of a girl, who was raped and murdered 22 years ago, has raised $4000 to pay for her trip to watch the execution of the man who killed her daughter.  The man was originally convicted in 1992, and his case has been in court ever since.  I cannot imagine what this mother has gone through, but I can fully understand wanting to be there to watch this animal put down.  I just wish I’d heard about it while she was still raising money.

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